imagine being middle aged and caring about this
>>222791664well you did post about itso I guess you don't have to imagine
>>222791664What's the error?
>>222791664Where do you think you are?
>>222791769I"m guessing chekov's face.
>>222791769Scotty's hand would be my guess.
>>222791769A decade since I gave a shit nor watched any Trek but I know enough to guess that that is a late Enterprise and not the one that that crew was on.
>>222791769I think there are no space battles with explosions in the Original Series.
Genuinely nothing more annoying that seeing an old TV show/movie get a "modernized" cover.
It's the Enterprise
>>222791769the wrong ship and a left handed vulcan is simply illogical
Stop having standards accept less consume product no questions allowed
>>222791769TOS uniforms, movie-era ship, JJ-era logo
>>222791769There's a black woman.
>>222791664That is fucking bullshit, get'em Mike.
>>222791664Nacelle niggas where we at?Also the deflector dish desu.
>>222791769Your mom.
>>222791664That is the Constitution-class refit, the USS Enterprise did not have its refit till after the original series was over.
>>222791664>its the nacelles man, you canna change the nacelles.
>>222791797Nailed it.
>>222791664>imagine being middle aged and caring about thisImagine owning the franchise and not caring about any of it?
>>222791664Why is Sponk holding a ferret?
>>222791769>>222792015>>222792050>>222791793>>222791769doesn't Scotty only have like 2 fingers on his left hand irl?
>>222792189The JJprise looks so so ugly and disproportionate - the fat nacelles too close together, the overlong neck, the underbite deflector, etc. Also retarded how it cribbed visual details from the TMP Enterprise at the same scale, but then we're told that it's massively bigger (probably Star Wars envy). And that some delinquent lieutenant fresh out of the Academy can waltz into permanent command of this city-sized ship when the captain gets killed.
>>222791664Uhuras badge is just a simple triangle.
>>222792093I mean, they COULD happen across a planet full of cotton.
>>222792050Thanks!>>222792213Rude.
>>222792346They tried to hide his missing finger in the show, so I can forgive that.
>>222792346just part of his middle finger on his right hand. He got it shot off on DDay
>>222792297Sponk: The Beast Masterer
>>222792360>The JJprise looks so so ugly and disproportionateThey tried going for those 60s car lines, presumably because it's a 60s show, without looking at the actual designs and why they worked. That's funny to me.> cribbed visual details from the TMP Enterprise at the same scale, but then we're told that it's massively biggerYes, a major problem with that illustration too, it even notes 'scaled to match decks and windows', of course given the stated size of the thing where are all the cathedral size windows and rooms? It doesn't even cohere in-universe. (Mike had a gripe about the size of the reused models for space stations and size inconsistencies but obviously this is far worse since we never really spent time in those stations).
