>Famous chef and author, worked in classy New York restaurants and traveled the world>Still loves a good In N Out burgerWhat a classy guy. The contrast between someone high class like him and "low class" like In N Out, it's unbelievable. Let's have a toast to /ourguy/. Based.
Why is this board obsessed with Bourdain? I swear I don't see this dude get this much attention anywhere else on the internet
>>222791861he also killed himself over a pedophile who he paid off the victim for
If only the rest of the subversive kikes would follow his lead.
>>222791930No one's perfect
>>222791930How do you get to 60 and still end up this pathetic? Snizz is NOT worth it.
>>222791917I don’t know. It’s a good question. His persona of a world weary chef who touts the charm of third street food while criticizing the soulless consumerism that’s taken over so much of western food isn’t exactly new, but his style just seems to invite more ridicule. I think the primary reason is how he met his end; becoming obsessed with an Italian harlot, leaving his long time wife for her, standing by her as she became one of the first to call out Weinstein only to turn around and pay hush money to the kid she fucked is almost too unbelievable. I think most of this board realizes they’re more like him than not and would likely have done the same thing.
>>222791861I am deeply troubled by the lionization of one of the worst sex offenders in recent history taking place on this website.This is no laughing matter; this is a man who systematically abused girls as young a 13.
>>222791930He probably fucked that kid too.
>>222791917they literally just released a biopic a few days ago.
>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road. Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
>>222791861>Blow a negroni>Blow two
>>222791930Little vanilla even by my standards but she is absolutely one of the most adorable of the girls.
>>222791917there are a lot of autists on this board that get fixated on random celebrities
>>222791917We took on a lot of redditors. He is basically Rick and Morty except food.
>>222792098They are going to be killing themselves a lot earlier than bourdain since they have the alcoholism depression and smoking down but not the world class chef part
>>222792719Looks tastier than anything Bourdain ever cooked up.
>>222792970The same way Rick and Morty lets midwit IT guys and engineers feel like they're misunderstood geniuses and tech wizards, Anthony Bourdain let line cooks and chefs feel like they were misunderstood artists and punk rock stars.
>>222791978you love to see it
>>222791861>loves In N Out>hangs himself like a trannyNot looking good for In N Out trannies
I honestly think he died from auto erotic asphyxiation, but his family paid off the French hotel he >ACK<ed at to keep schtum. He seemed like the sort of self important prick that if he did kill himself he’d write some long winded suicide note that he’d post online somewhere. So I’m calling it: he died in his hotel room with a noose around his neck and his cock in hand, wearing women’s lingerie.
>>222794115Pretty much every hanging "suicide" by celebs is a failed erotic asphyxiationchester bennington and robin williams are 2 other examples, love them, but the whole reddit idea that "those rich comedians and musicians were just holding up a mask all these years" "he wanted to make people laugh because he knew what true pain was" is such bullshit, they were jacking off with a noose around their neck, passed out and died, like so many other people with choking fetishes.
>>222791917Typical posters on /tv/ are American males in their 30s and 40s who believe they have better taste than ''normies'', but their eating habits would be pitiful, and they’ve probably never been to a decent restaurant.So they feel the need to claim that ''food snobs'' are actually pathetic and worse than them. The same reason they have been mad at Sushi for 20 years.
>>222791930The final text exchange is so fucking funny
>>222791861H A V E T W OAVETWO
Theres only room enough in this trailer park for ONE burger slut! Right, Mr. Lahey?!
