Times you acted like The Guest
>>222791911The GUEST
I haven't been The Guest in another persons home for almost a decade now. it's over
>>222791911Felix got into acting?
>>222792094He’s gonna play Robocop
I visit...
one time i was a guest in someone's home
i was offered SHOTS, I just drink gin & tonic.
>>222791911I call 20-year-old girls MA'AM
>>222791911This one time I was playing a pivotal character in a multi-season british tv show but then I was like fuck this I'm going to go become a nobody in hollywood instead so I quit and when the showrunner agreed to shift my character to be off-screen and asked me to occasionally make an appearance I told him fuck that shit, my character needs to be killed off immediately with blood and guts spilling out so no one gets any ideas.
>>222791911Everyday
>>222791911times you acted like le legion?
>>222791911I once stayed over at a friend's house. I asked him what time is check out>DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
>>222795410how did they get the "tired" tard look right on him?
>>222791911Wtf i just rewatched last night. I wanna fuck maika so bad bros...
>>222791911>we have ryan gosling at home
>>222795432his balls were drained by prime aubrey plaza
>>222792073you can cum stay at my house anon
>>222791911There was that one time my friend invited me and my beautiful wife to his house after work. We had a great time discussing our future and the future of our children. I cooked scampi and he bought wine.
>>222791911This movie was fucking hilarious. M night shlongadingdong level plot twist
>>222791911>gets killed by 2 children
>>222791911>I guest
>>222795410when a girl ran into my shower and accused me of le rape
>>222791911Doesn't he fuck a black teenager in this movie?
>>222797933You're thinking of Sadie's Good Time
>>222798205sadie fucked zendaya?!
>oh! Antonio. My antonio
>>222796468what was the twist again? I didn’t even know there was one.
>>222798222lol
>>222798763Stevens' character being an evil killing machine, that's it, hardly a twist, he seemed suspicious from the start
