legit wouldn't you just enjoy a 50-year goon-sesh? Instead he wakes up a dumb bitch, now he has to suffer through 50 years of bitchin who will complain when you goon.
>>222792816ruined all believability when he woke up a hag. i would have woken someone much younger desu.
>>222792816I would just wake up hot girls and rape them over and over again then throw them out the airlock once they got too old.
What's the name of that film on a spaceship where all the boys and girls are pumped with drugs to make space travel more bearable but they stop taking their medicine and turn into violent horny party animals endangering their mission?
>>222792816>goon-seshHe does, until he wants to die.
>>222792923That actually would make for a more compelling movie, especially if it started roughly the same and jlaw slowly figures out the dude is a psycho who's just waking women up to rape and kill
>>222793008Bluebeard In Space.
>>222792816this is Chris Pratt like doing that Tom Hanks Wilson island movie for the first 30 mins.
>>222792816>what is anhedonia?
>>222793210>anhedoniayeah, that's why the retards among us get hooked to a bitch for life.
>>2227928169/10 body6/10 face
>>222792816I wouldn't wake her up. I would just cake her feet with cum every day. Lick them play with them. Life would be perfect.
>>2227933757/10 personality10/10 butthole
>>222793650I would have smashed Arthur into little pieces. I can pour my own whiskey, stupid fucking A.I.
>>222792969Apollo 13
>>222793704>7/10 personality8 - because she can powerfully emote on command
Any of these female sex pods have barely legal babes? Ofc, before I release all my new gfs, I'm gonna jettison all the male pods. Then the babes will probably fight over me and start killing each other. I feel like "Passengers" coulda been a whole lot better.
>>222793741Don't you con me, Biff!It starred Johnny Depp's daughter and it was considered Lord of The Flies in space with nubile young chicks! What's the name of it, somebody please. I wanna say Voyager but I refuse to look it up.
>>222793790This man is based.
>>222793836You seem cool. I'll spare you and maybe a couple other bros to keep the bitches in line. 100 chicks and 10 bros seems viable. But I get first dibs on all the chicks. They'll rename it>Barely Legal Prima Nocta In Space
>>222793741lol
>>222792816completely fake and gay, but still a kinograph
>>222792816>i'd rather masturbate than have sex with the woman of my choosingthe fuck is wrong with you
>>222792872any teenagers on that boat? boy or girl its all the same to me.
>>222792816>open pod of woman>jizz on face>close pod>repeat for all other female passengers>100 years later they all wake up wondering why they're covered with baby batterSure you're dead by then, but you'd spend your last moments laughing.
>>222794893What a waste of baby batter. I'd go for the long con and instead of a facial, I'd inject them all with my massive loads. Frozen creampies. I become the Father of New Earth.
>>222792816Can he impregnate all the women in 50 years?
>>222795728Via artificial insemination, yes very easily. I outlined it above.
>>222793823Voyagers
>>222792816>don't talk to robartender about it>don't clean up and shave before doing it>look like an absolute madman walking around buck ass nekkid until she finds youIt could've been so simple.
>>222795711Anon, I don't think cryogenically frozen pussy is going to be all that appealing
