French weather chick completely mindbroke him
He will fucking destroy you dude, better be careful.
Good.
>>222793252Oh, that's the fat guy from superbad
>>222793252Bro looks 50.
>>222793295It's funny he got dragged for this shit when it's textbook how they "want" you to communicate about boundaries etc. Fatboy trusted a foid and paid the price.
>>222793252let's be honest herethe french girl only amplified the mental damage that was already thereif you were a fat/dumb/ugly/poor kid and grow up to be an insecure piece of shit, that's your fault. the more you try to turn things around and leave your "childhood persona" the more dishonest you look. just embrace that shit and move on with your life, stop trying to be something you're nottake Jonah, he could say "yeah that was a fun movie" when people say he was the fat kid in that movie. instead, he gets angry and tries to pull off this """badass fighter""" shit while being a 45 year old guy at this point
>>222793252He seems like he is very very sensitive maybe a bit too much...
>>222793252>corporate product tattoosHoly cringe…
>>222793295Explain this to me like I'm (4)5? Is he apologizing to someone for something here, or...?
>>222793332well, Hill himself is a corporate product
nothing says loving your body like covering it with a million hideous doodle tattoos
>>222793252Literally morphing into his character from megamind lol
>>222793332hes a jew
Um...SORRY SIR I DID NOT MEAN TO STARE AT YOU. PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME UP I'M JUST A LITTLE BITCH aiiiiii!
>>222793252chill surf bum and legendary skate photographerbut also badass tatooed martial artistdon't mess with him
>>222793252lookin like a stinky beach bum
>>222793412He fell for the woke meme and believed women are serious when they talk shit about patriarchy or feminism. He tries to communicate in woke language that he simply doesn't like his gf to be a fucking whore, which is considered basically a rape in modern society. So he tries to "play it by the book" and says that he's cool with her being a whore, but he doesn't want to date her then. Little did he know, this is also considered to be rape. Then his ex-gf posted screenshots online to humiliate and laugh at him.
>>222793310um this reeks of insecurity, gaslighting her and trying to control her
>>222793252Honestly, I think you guys are being way too fucking weird about Jonah Hill at this point. You saw some clips involving a French weather woman and immediately constructed this entire fanfiction about how she supposedly mindbroke him, like you were there personally watching the interaction happen. How do you even know half of this shit? You are taking random assumptions, repeating them enough times, and then acting like they are established facts. And for what? So you can make the exact same Jonah Hill joke that /tv/ has already made 900 times. I am not even saying the guy is perfect or that you have to like him, but this obsessive shit is genuinely embarrassing. Every thread becomes the same circlejerk, everyone repeats the same punchline, and somehow you all convince yourselves it is hilarious. Just move on.
>>222793511>Then his ex-gf posted screenshots online to humiliate and laugh at him.Oh, man. Jonah just can't catch a break...
>>222793544>Just move on.Hi Jonah, I hope you heal.
>>222793427>>222793475Oh yeah, that’s right. Sorry, inadvertently made myself a bit on the drunken side. My mind isn’t working as fast as it used to.
>>222793544bro he was fat for like 30 years and didnt seem to mind until just recently
>>222793295>having a serious conversation like that via textIs this guy in his 20s or something? that's fucking stupid
>>222793252>no lats>no shoulders>tiny bis>no tris at allHow do you lose that much weight and somehow look worse?
>>222793252he looks like shit
>>222793295oh my gawd hes so controlling and manipulative!
>>222793310They don’t know what they want. Do what they last said they want (calmly), then when they get mad, take the opportunity to exit. If followed by every man on earth, this would end every single heterosexual relationship on the planet within three to six.
>>222793516Pretty neat to see my own post screenshot and reposted.
>>222793544Okay.Go to website.
>>222793911So you've peaked. Now what?
>>222793295>be fat guy from superbad>date instagram surfer>get upset when she surfs and documents it onlineWhat exactly did the neurotic fatass expect?
>>222793310It's funny how you still try to sound like Andrew Tate
>>222793252Economy so bad we can't even afford a jolly fat guy anymore.
>>222793252Pfft he was broken way before that. Fucking McLovin from Super Bad probably did worse damage to him and he was still in highschool. I love hearing he tried to bully him and it just didn't work.
>>222793295Unironically what was wrong with what he said? He expressed that her actions were making him uncomfortable and even gave her an out if she disagreed. I always felt this bitch was only airing this crap for attention, by trying to leverage the fact that Jonah is a famous actor
Funny what us europeans do to americans nowdays when we mindbreak their conditioning that americans are ”special” in any way. They really got fed propaganda all their lived by their institutions.
>>222794134Why was he even on the show in the first place? Don't you have your own pathetically insecure celebrities that could appear on these European talk shows you copied from Americans?
>>222794102>what was wrong with what he said?its just pathetic, and as the other anon said even libtard feminists sense when a man is too weak
>>222793252hes the gift that keeps on giving. he's like the forrest gump of being cringe
>>222793295nothing he said here is wrong, he's just dumb for writing it instead of saying it in person
>>222793252Body Glove sent him a cease and desist letter after that photo went public.
>>222793252QRD, I know this dude is insecure about playing a loser in a movie but what happened with a French weather chick?
>>222793252Tattooing body love has to be one of the most pretentious things I've ever seen.
>>222794172If Louis Le Pedophile or Matti Schlagerson had gone on that show we would all have been the poorer for not being able to witness the multi-decade unraveling of the fat guy from superbad.
>>222793252I thought this was Daniel Stern from the thumbnail.
>>222794257He went on the French chick's show as a guest. They had some friendly banter, and then she hit him with a joke about his sex life and it made him walk off set defeated and humiliated.
>>222794314Lol
>>222794314I don't remember what was said off the top of my head but Jonah actually started the downright mean-spirited remarks, she just continued in the same vein.It is typical for his sort that he was all too happy to dish it out against Ornella but when she clapped back he not only made her release a bogus apology but has yet to recover mentally after all these years.
>>222794287It wasn't just this though, it's everytime he steps outside or interacts with another person. This was a pretty good one though.
>>222793511>Then his ex-gf posted screenshots online to humiliate and laugh at him.she's happy he's using so many words to call her a whore?
>>222794102it does come accross as legit insecure. but if this wasnt a text from famous actor jonah hill not a soul would give a fucck
>>222793252That was different. Jonah hadn't started training yet so of course he fumbled. That was basically White Belt Jonah you saw. But now he's different. He's honed his craft with some of the best fighters in LA and Miami, real heavy hitters. Big names. Yellow Belt Jonah would mess you up for talking all this shit about me.
Lift a weight you freak
>>222794389At this point he's more famous for embarrassing himself than acting.
>>222794609It would have been healthier if Jonah got his rocks off at this. He's rich enough to pay Ornella to be his dominatrix.
>>222794639quite the chins on those "women"
>>222794609me in green shirt
>>222794693>honhonhon
I like the idea of getting zany tattoos cause youre a radical surfer guy but they're all clearly extremely expensive (perfect lines, multiple colors with gradients) and not a single just shitty stick and poke you got while you and your artsy friend were drunk
>>222794022Now I'll say you've piqued my interest in not responding. Yeah.
>>222794134>Funny what us europeans do to americans nowdays when we mindbreak their conditioning that americans are ”special” in any way.Funny what us Americhads do to yuropoors nowadays when they die of hyperthermia from a lack of air conditioning.
>>222794876You just did though. Also answer the question.
>>222793511he should have just dumped her whore ass why he is retarded.Simps always get what they deserve
>>222794172QRD?
>>222794051>>date instagram surferthis changes the situation desu
>>222793252isn't that the fat kid from super bad?
>>222793252wtf how old is this guy now? he looks terrible
>>222793295Honestly this isn't even that gay. He's talking unemotionally, pragmatically and being completely reasonable.
>>222793295>>222793310>>222793511He speaks like a faggot who’s been seeing psychologists/therapists his whole life and taught to “communicate his feelings”. A real chad would have not even texted her but just started seeing other girls on the side or just dump her in a three word text
>>222794916>super old people die of natural causesOhhhh noooo we’re going to get a better dependency ratio now!
>>222794022Maybe I have peaked. Who am I to say? I’m thinking I’ll keep posting. Imagine that. Decades more of my posts, and the best of them is already behind me. You’re all free to leave anytime you want, but you won’t. So you get to read thousands more of my posts, on a small handful of recurring themes. >>222794022
>>222795235Yes he gave her the ick
>>222794916not my problem you're burning all that fossil fuel alongside chinks and jeets20 years ago it was fine every boomer will corroborate this, and even now it only gets ass-melting hot for like 2 weeks topsliterally muh dick nigger tier of "banter"
>>222793252was that during his surfer arc?
>>222793544>t. jonah feldstein
>>222794134>europeansonly the french
>oh shit this guy is only 5'6">starts walking away slightly fastgood luck, Jonah
>>222796793sex with milla
>>222796793DIAMONDS
>>222793252. . .Is that real or a moderately sophisticated AI "slop" image?
>>222796793uppity lil foid begging for correction
>>222796793fucking hell she's beautiful here.
Thread full of weak little faggots who would be terrified to step up in real life. Probably never been in a fight before. I’d drop you manlet virgins in a heartbeat.
>>222796811Put her in her place, Jonah. I hear the Ukrainians were especially harsh in their treatment of your people.
>>222796793>please do not mention my father>they mention her father just to troll hershe did nothing wrong here
>>222796831why would you be in a fight in the modern world? are you too much of a troglodyte to use words?
>>222796831if Mr Feldstein had less of a preoccupation with social media he could have coasted along as a jolly fat man
>>222796831I hate to admit it but those sunglasses are pretty rad.
>>222793252Those are some incredibly gay tattoos. However, he has a wife and kids and is still being talked about by the media. The frog vanished into obscurity, doomed to die alone and be eaten by her herd of cats.
>>222794693based green shirt audience member
LMAOING at the losers ITT. you all are fucking retarded and poor. Jonah's winning big in life while you basement dwelling nerds keep dissing him in this shithole.he's stronger, richer, wiser than ever. you keep repeating the same 10yo """jokes""" that any normal person will give you weird looks. ya all are mentally ill
>>222796843>>222796843>>222796844>>222796847Keep talking. Im taking notes. Youre all going to die.
>>222796831I'm going to break your legs and rape jon bernthal in front of you, jonah
>>222796847he got them from an ig account
>>222796868for your information Feldstein (OH WAIT I MEANT "FATSTEIN" LOL) I wasn't always on /tv/ in fact I used to post on /b/yeah, that's right
imagine feeling sorry for someone that is rich and famous
>>222796889The fuck does that mean?
>>222796868grandma bodytype and hairstyle
>>222796855Is it a dude with sideburns who appears to be thoroughly enjoying himself? I'm blind as shit and absolutely could not make out the color of his shirt.
>>222796868do the truffle shuffle
>>222794690You should see the cock on the one with the glasses
>>222793252At least he didn't become a roidtranny.He could have afforded it so you have to give him that.
>>222794418lmao
Don't post jews>But they're degenerates like me and don't contribute to a positive way in any regardStill don't.
>>222793300Nobody asked about your brother, tranny zoomer.
Why don't people with tattoos have spacial awareness anymore?
>>222793764>if you lose weight you suddenly gain muscleare you retarded
keep talking shit losers
>>222797494jonah please don't hurt me
>>222797040Most normies literally believe that if you lose weight you’ll magically have a six pack even if you can’t do a single hanging leg raise
>>222796868>was never in prison>has spiderwebs on elbowsdios mios
>>222793295How does this get screenshotted and put online?
>>222797604Women.
>>222794335>>222794314The joke was something like "I had a sex dream with you, you were there and so were Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. I asked you to leave." Jonah was fucking stunned and couldn't respond, muttered something about how he was invited to this show and insulted. You could tell it actually, really affected him.
>>222794916Muh household appliances is rather weak banter.
>>222793252Was he roleplaying as Vegeta?
>>222793295>no hard feelingshe is a man full of hard feelings. he cannot forgive and cannot forget.
>>222797604She was cornered and this was the only marginally winning move
>>222793295The only thing weird here to me is the surfing with men thing, and maybe the modeling if it isn’t her actual job. The rest of it sounds gay but not unreasonable
>>222793252does he dye his beard and eyebrows
Did he get Semite affirming surgery?Why does he look like that now?
You zoomers still talking shit?!
>>222793252He looks like a homeless methhead now.
STFU
>>222797917Jeez... You wouldn't wanna run into this guy in a dark alley.
>>222797934Is that breast milk?
>>222793295AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222796793Imagine her kicking your balls haha
>>222796868JUST OH MY LORD
Goddamn are you fucking losers jealous lol
Keep begging for attention you fucking degenerates. You will never attain my level. Ever. Keep trying to make fun of me. It has no consequence. Because you’ll never be me. Haha.
>>222797917>>222797934Do americans really Think they need half a gallon of water on a short walk?
>>222796868>i'm steve
>>222798032Holy smokes!Is that the fat guy from superbad?
>>222798119Thats a damb good looking guy wearing nike ACG. Who the fuck are you?! Getting real tired of this casual disrespect.
>>222793295ok, he’s setting boundaries and stating his intention to movie on, really not a big deal
>>222794134
>>222794073i guess andrew tate is right about that
OK THIS IS OFFICIALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR HAVE BEEN DRESSING FASHIONABLE SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN WTF ARE YOU GIVING ME ANY ADVICE ON FASION
>>222798146Amazing how he manages to look like a dying junkie and be fat at the same time.You'd think the two would be mutually exclusive.
Fucking losers wish you were me
>>222793295>boundaryless>partnershipthat language...
AHUT YOUR RUCKINT MORUSB
>>222793295People think he lost here but he's married with two kids, so
>>222797934this looks suits him
>>222794134A confident 8-year-old girl could have mindbroke Jonah.
>>222798351I hope he retains the services of some sort of nanny for child-rearing and leaves them in fatherless bliss.Because a person with Jonah Hill as a father is going to be a piece of work.
Honestly ready to throw hands at this point
>>222798053You've got to stay hydrated you dumb ashy motherfucker.
>>222798477NO I DONTONLY OBESE PEOPKE DO
>>222793295Why did people get upset at him for this?>I dont want the person I date to act like a total whore in public and on social mediaThen again, women expect to be allowed to murder their families and get away with it
>>222793295He's not wrong but what a faggoty way to say these things
>>222793573He’s been like this for almost a decade now. How is it recent?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING INCELS TALKING ABOUT I WAS A HIGHLY TRAINED CROSS COUNTRY RUNNER
>skater>fighter>fat guy from superbad>new age nut>danish sailorI've never seen such a versatile man.
>>222797797It’s such a lame joke too lmao. How autistic is american communication that they can’t take basic banter like that? Can you imagine a fat british comedian getting buttblasted from a joke like that?
>>222798714The other opication was ”oh my god im so much better than you!!!!”.
>>222798165I mean there are idiots everywhere, even in europe we have people retarded enough to believe russian propaganda and think that EU is somehow bad for us and out to destroy europe. While in reality it’s the thing that russians and Trump seethe about the most. I mean supposedly ”smart” americans like Jonah having their spirit shattered when europeans don’t worship the ground under them but instead joke about them.
>>222793252It's something about his eyes. The way he looks, they shine, that makes it still look pathetic.As long as he doesn't address whatever childhood trauma caused it he will turn it around.
>>222798782he’s an actor. Hes never done anything wrong. Whats yo actual fuckinh complaint m???
>>222796868>"Is that... Oh... Doctor Weinberg I didn't know you were into skateboarding?!... Oh... you're not... Uh... Ok, nice bumping into you, see you next check-up then... I guess... I'll UHM, I'll text your secretary!... Oh, you lost your practice, that's such a shame... I uh... Yeah, see you around..." >"Bye bye !">"Walk...just walk Grayson!, get in the car!"
FAT
>>222793516Manlet cope is so fucking funny
>>222793332His next tattoo is gonna say “fuck the weather” with a knife under it.
>>222798871guy? what are you even taking about? Im trying to to be real abd youre coming across fucking stupid
>>222793295This is incredibly reasonable, but in 2026 it's a woman right to be a dumb whore.
>>222793295He unironically did nothing wrong, she was a whore and he told her so and ended things in the nicest way possible.>>222793310Problem is what this anon said, you play their game, you auto lose. As soon as you try and control a girl, you lose. If she respects you and wants to make things work, she'll go out of her way to make things right. If not, later.
Merry Christmas mofuckersFucking tired of you clowns
>>222793252>body loveThe fuck is that hand gesture supposed to symbolize? Are those the fingers he puts in his ass while loving his body?
>>222793295>Surfing with menI mean Im with him on the other stuff but holy shit let her have fun with her hobby.
>>222798939>YOU HAVE TO CONTROL WOMEN TO GET WHAT YOU WANTthis is why you're single lmao
>>222799010That's the opposite of what he wrote.
>>222793295this doesnt seem like something you would talk about over text
>>222799033I mean if you want to communicate in therapy talk instead of human language you better write it down.
>>222797797>You could tell it actually, really affected him.yeah, he was still crying when he got back to America. She had to apologise.
>>222798252this is a much better look for him
>>222798924Getting into a relationship with a surfer and then deciding that she isn't allowed to do her job because a French weather girl inflicted permanent damage on your psyche is very far from reasonable behavior.We could flip it, if Jonah's girlfriend had written him a text to the effect that he isn't allowed to be on speaking terms with other women all the miserable oafs in this thread would have been crowing.
>>222799187what has Jonah done wrong? to justify uour stupidity?
>>222799187Hanging out with surfer dudes is not necessary to enjoy surfing. She was definitely actively engaging with them. If she was surfing and some dude was surfing close by I doubt he would care, but she was clearly whoring out for attention, probably wearing some super skimpy bikini and posting pictures for horny dudes.If she wants to have a serious relationship obviously she would have to stop with that, unless she got a cuck.
>>222793252 In a way being a douchebag was the canon progression for the character he always played
>>222793295Just dump her dude lmfao
>>222793316Isn't that exactly what his character would do?
>>222793295nothing about this is unreasonable but he is being a little bit of a bitch about it
>>222793516It's literally , be tall, handsome and good social standing. You can't buy that kek that's a lifetime of luck and good choices.
>>222794257>>222794314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM12f0GBOx8
>>222799312I just told you what he has done wrong, you subliterate masturbation-victim.>>222799400>she was definitely engaging with themI should hope so, she would make a poor athlete indeed if she didn't engage with her peersJonah is in effect the needy girlfriend telling you that you aren't allowed to have friends other than her.
>>222796868Take away the tattoos and he looks fucking sick here
>>222799627Letting your wife be friends with a bunch of surfer men is literally retarded behavior, they all will try to fuck her constantly. One bad day where you pissed her off and she's sucking off some dude.
>>222793295I'm gonna write a movie based on this text
>>222793544Jesus Christ, this dude wrote a doctoral thesis defending his hero Jonah Hill. 2011-2013 when Saint Jonah was nominated for supporting actor twice must have been the greatest two years of this man's life. He probably thought Jonah would go on to have an illustrious career. Instead he became a weird hasbeen with hair dye, goofy tattoos, and ugly clothes who gets made fun of on 4chan and social media. I guess that's what happens when you only have a career because you grew up in the house next door to Dustin Hoffman.
>>222796868How do people have arms and legs that skinny yet still have a fat stomach?
>>222793295The only thing wrong with this is the delivery.>Our values don't align, I'm going to see other people. Good luck in life.
>>222799758sounds like you want to fight.So where to meet up yo? What address?
>>222799804Your moms bedroom
>>222799817cool. what state? you ready to meet up in Ohio?! bitch?!
>>222797800as opposed to calling americans good goy kike golem mutts? don't be a hothead
>>222799965this isnt the same goofy off the walls drake. That drake is gone. Im like a different guy. Comes across eerie.
>>222798913Sorry Ranjeet I don't know what you mean, I don't speak browntardish
>>222797797He canceled all of his remaining appearances in France after it lmao>>222798714I could see James Corden sperging out desu
>>222796566You seem upset at me. I was just asking a question.
>>222793295If I was rich I would just block her and change my locks. There would be no exchange of words.
>>222793516This is so fucking stupid.ZERO women will think there's anything wrong with not watching pornography. In fact 95% of them will feel horrible knowing you jack off to it when she isn't around, because it makes her feel unfeminine and undesirable.
>>222797934really nice outfit ngl
>>222800114Shit your fucking mouth fool >>222802639Thank you kindly
>>222799699There’s zero reason to be dating a woman like that if you feel that way. She was a surfer and insta thot before that were together lol
>>222801675I'm not sure he's been back to France since. Completely mind-broken.
>>222798495
>>222802639Most of his outfits are pretty cool, it's just that he isn't.
>>222793295>not just ghosting her as soon as she did anything to put him off He’s a rich famous Jew why tf is he acting like this?
>>222794102He was a total bitch about it. Way too many words to say “I ain’t tryna deal with no other niggaz”. He should have just said to stop being such a whore or he’s out.
>>222795230He’s absolutely seething. You’d have to be to overcome the massive amounts of shame you’d typically feel while typing shit like this out
>>222799567So he's method?
>>222798939>she was a whoreJust breakup then. Trying to change a whore into a housewife by giving her some list of rules is retarded
>>222803315>IT'S POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO BE FRIENDS WITH A WOMANWhile technically true, it's deeply unnatural. Also, despite this thread being dedicated to Jonah "I Will Fuck You Up" Hill, your post is the lowest on T. in it.
>>222798508>women expect to be allowed to murder their families and get away with itThis but it’s also the fact that he felt the need to make it explicit. He’s just dripping with insecurity which is the biggest possible turnoff for a woman. There are ways to curtail this kind of behavior without writing paragraphs of seething text pretending you’re calm and collected and just setting boundaries.
>>222804631Not what I said at all. I’m saying the whore was transparently a whore before he met her, why would he expect her not to be a whore?
>>222793252He doesn’t understand, you can’t force yourself to love your body even though you hate it just because you think it’s the “right mindset,” because it won’t work right. That’s like the guys who marry disgusting chicks and then think they have ED, when the real reason they can’t get hard is because their wife is disgusting. He needs to drop to fake self help shit that isn’t working, and just get his stretchmarks, loose skin, and salami nipples taken care of once and for all for *himself*.
>>222793295wow i can't believe his line is dry humping strangers and voyeurism what a prude
>>222799745It’s wild to think that just because some jew knew you, everyone knows you around the planet. Maybe it’s good that old media is failing, that is way too much power.
>>222799735No you're not.
Apparently a lot of people consider him a streetwear icon. Outside 4chan, he is actually somehow considered cool.
People who follow lolcows are fucking sad dude.Same exact threads for YEARS. Mental illness. I don't have tons of credibility because I post here too, but I can say you are genuinely losers.
>>222793295All he had to say is "I'm used to being fat and insecure and I'm worried you're going to cheat on me"
>>222798781Explain how the EU benefits Europeans.
Jonah dominating this thread so far.
>>222807861Bro, we've always needed more time. It's taken almost a decade, but I think we're finally ready for Ornella.
>>222806826Telling a woman she can’t slut it up for her insta followers is like telling a Jew he can’t have a job in finance or media
>>222793252Who has it worse, this fella or Will Smith?
>>222805638>cgi kissLiterally why? Aren't actors kissing anymore wtf
>>222793491>skate photographerqrd?
>>222807739Ok Jonah. Maybe if you’re on a Mongolian basketweaving forum defending yourself anonymously you shouldn’t throw stones.
>>222793295what if she's a reporter?
>>222807752Her cheating is a foregone conclusion. She’s a woman in current year America. The problem is she’s got it all out there on display making him LOOK like a cuck. In many ways it’s more important to keep up appearances.
could we one day stop pretending we enjoy bullying this guy?
>>222793252He looks like the meth head version of the Dos Equis guy
>>222793295Based JonahWoman shouldn't have male friends
>>222793295He's 100% right but you just know my man has been cheated on >9,001 times.
>>222808042He kinda brings it on himself though
>>222794237He shouldn't have even said anything. Texting it like this let's them screenshot it but trying to explain yourself to a group that's allergic to honesty is pointless. Should have just broke up plainly or ghosted.
>>222793295Lmao retards actually text this to women? just irish exit and forget she exits
>>222793295>know about these things before you even start dating>immediately nag her about changing who she isI'd agree with him if she suddenly became an instagram model during the relationship.
>>222793544I'd say it's for shits and giggles, but maybe people here take that kind of crap seriously, autists have a hard time with nuances, so you're probably right.
>>222799699>your wifeGetting into a pretentious government contract with a modern woman is retarded behavior. It's common knowledge they take all kinds of dick even if it's life threatening and generally can't control themselves that well. Putting yourself in that situation and then suddenly remembering what you're dealing with is dumb.
>>222807944it was for covid
>>222808491>we can’t miss but we can be in physical contact for multiple takesDamage control
>Jonah Hill leaves Subway with TWO big sandwiches in Los Angeles
itt people (including me) talking shit about jonah but i'm still single and jonah is a father of two with a wife
>>222793295he is right, foids in denial
>>222808682Im torn if you knock up an ugly chick, is that winning or losing? the majority of men dont even reproduce, but you would have sullied your genetic lineage in the act
>>222793544>Every thread becomes the same circlejerk, everyone repeats the same punchlinethe experienced noticer, everyone
>>222808682why didn't he stay like this
>>222808920Is she really that ugly? I dont think so. Just mid, which is totally fine
>>222808682Oof. Is this the best he could get with all his money?
>>222808682Rich people don't even raise their own kids, it's just a box for them to check off. I wouldn't give Jonah Hill much credit as a parent.
John Madden
>another Jonah thread reaches the bump limitLife is suffering Jonahbros...
>>222793412Instead of not dating a whore he dated a whore and then messaged her that he won't date a whore, while dating a whore.
>>222807924>jew>fat>desperate for an identity that isnt "funny fat guy" even though thats the only reason anyone cares about him to begin with>constantly embarasses himself trying to be tough to cool or whatever because he doesnt want to be a comedianvs>black>gay>on the dl>married to woman who despises him>has 3 kids that dont really like him either>entire brand as an actor is built around being cool/macho so getting outed is basically career suicide>has publicly embarrassed himself multiple times trying to dissuade the motion that he might be a little zestyits a tough call, jonah probably has it easier right now but will has more prospects for the futurebeing secretly gay in hollywood for most of your career has some edge to it, while being a 40 year old neurotic jew that still really wants to be one of the cool kids is just kinda sad
>>222793516Pro tip: you can get away with all of these if you're a billionaire vampire
>>222798781>I mean>I mean>>222798988>I mean>>222799054>I mean
>>222809446>not only a single childless virgy but a poorfag tooRough
Nig
>>222799567He would fuck you up like he did that meat lovers XL pizza each morning while filming Superfat.
>>222798252My mans refuses to train legs or arms but is torso maxxing. Respek nigga
>>222793252he's starting to look like Daniel Stern
>>222807924Will because Jonah isn't married to a demon that cheats on him.
