>yeah bro, having a pornstar move in right next door and then falling in love with her was definitely every millennial boy's dream in the 00swhy were sex comedies this dumb?
>>222793341Gay?
I am (was) a millennial boy and I think like this and dream like this
>>222793341Maybe the 40 year old virgin would be more to your speed?Anyway. This movie was boring as shit, but mainly because it's so mediocre. The premise itself was fine.
Anybody got the picture of Elisha in a wet bikini (red top, blue bottom) sitting on the beach smoking a cigarette and flipping off the paparazzi?The paps had their backs to the ocean. That's all I'll say.
>>222793341you weren’t supposed to laugh with your mouth, you were supposed to laugh with your peni
I look like this when I crossdress
>>222793341She looks like a girl I know from highschool.
>>222793341AND SHE NEVER SHOWED NIP
if milena velba or nadine jansen moved in next door and were in love with me I would be ecstatic
>somehow the movie tried to make the loser college kid date the completely broken pornstar the "hero,' for beating the 'porn director,' guy>'porn director' guy was already shooting another scene without actually giving a shit about cuthberts characterThat didn't make sense to me to be honest.
>>222793341back then porn wasn't nearly as degenerate or at least the degenerate stuff was a lot harder to access as a teen so at worst she was getting fucked. Modern zoomer's can imagine falling in love with modern pornstar because they are all getting blown out by blacks before they are 19.
>>222793380Same, still one of the worste movies I ever watched though.
>>222794373>back then porn wasn't nearly as degeneratePorn has never been as regulated as it is now.
It has a 6.7 on IMDb. You haven't watched enough movies if you really think it's one of the worst.
>>222793341Sounds based
Would you rather have a nice school girl like this move next door?
>>222795429There's a difference between degenerate and illegal/abusive/coerced sex acts. Sometimes women still willingly engage in the degenerate ones, so there's nothing regulation of porn can really do about it
>>222793341Jenna Jameson moved into my friend’s neighborhood when we were in high school. This was in the early 2000s, so when she was still a pretty big deal.>tfw me, my friend, his brother and their dad all recognized her and had to hide that from their mom and sister
>>222794373>back then porn wasn't nearly as degenerate or at least the degenerate stuff was a lot harder to accessthis is what zoomers actually believethe modern internet is a children's playground compared to what it was in the early 2000s, you have no fucking idea
>>222795159>still one of the worste movies I ever watchedwhat was bad about it? i always see retards giving this take like they actually watched it and aren't copying some react youtuber
>>222794373https://efukt.com/1138_21154_Buffalo_Billy_s_Bath_Salt_Adventure.html
The porn industry in the United States would would be significantly less influential if prostitution were legal.
>>222794373>back then porn wasn't nearly as degenerateKek
What the fuck happened to elisha cuthbert? It felt like she just disappeared after this movie since I dont remember a single major role she did after thos
>>222795517>Sometimes women still willingly engage in the degenerate ones, so there's nothing regulation of porn can really do about itobscenity laws have been regulating porn content forever. one example is no fisting.you can put 4 fingers inside but not the thumb.they also have to edit out any blood or feces, even a small speck.
>>222795523
>>222794373zoomer moment
>>222793341Only if she's a solo fart porn star who never shows her face in videos. It would be a zany lighthearted romcom where I recognize her by the sound of her braps and try to find a way to tell her I know her secret.
>>222795590What if you were wrong and she gets mad because she's actually a solo queef artist and now knows you are listening to other girls
>>222794373porn has always gone in waves from vanilla to super hardcore for what is mainstream popular, but there has always been shit like maxhardcore throat fucking/vomiting/abuse etc.fetish magazines were around before the internet.even in the early stages of video over internet, it was super easy to download really hardcore shit from the p2p programs that came after napster like kazaa and morpheus
>>222795578>What the fuck happened to elisha cuthbert?i thought she did a bunch of series that were popular with dudes 50+
I'm nearly 40 and I cannot fathom falling in love with a real woman, much less a pornstar.
>>222795602I could never mistake a queef for a fart, what do you take me for? Like James Joyce, I could pick hers out of a room full of farting women.
>>222793341>why were sex comedies this dumb?boomers>why did they film child porn with Brooke Shields?boomers
>>222793341I dated a "lesbian" pornstar for a year. Was pretty kino.
>>222795738>naked = porn
>>222795523It's all circus porn now.That euro gang bang junk where 6 dudes fuck a girl at the same time. And theres like 3 dicks in a girls butt hole at the same time.It's just stupid.
>>222795749whomst?if you dont want to say, which years was she active?
>>222793341She was too pretty and natural to be a believable porn star, even back then before all of them got tattoos plastered all over their bodies like they do today.I mean, look at the actual porn stars they got to go to the prom with the other boys. Fake tits. Lip fillers. Botox. You name it.
>>222793341
If I was a millionaire I would sleep with all the pornstars I fapped to in my youth. Not marry them though.
>>222795764Early 80s
>>222793341No pornstar looks as good as this.
>>222793380ur not a boy ur like 35+
>>222795809here's (You)r reply. not gonna take the bait to the point of listing out my favorite cute ones though.
>>222795809bro baiting for recommendations
>>222795859>>222795882zoomers are fags
>>222795882>>222795859Read >>222795778
>>222795809false
>>222795809Mia Melano
>>222795956this girl is a 6 coomers overrate her because you're into corruption and humiliation
>>222795957Mia is probably the only pornstar i'd marry in a heartbeat. she only did 2 blacked scenes so its still ok. she's pretty and redpilled and a trump supporter. i love her
>>222796002>only 2fucking gross that you would marry a racist like that
>Watching kino when suddenly your 3 favorite pornstars show up on screen>IN ORDERI almost fell out of my chair
The fact that you guys know the names of porn stars is fucking weird. Real sickos search by genre or content.
>>222796026I had a dream like this
>>222796034>open /gif/ >coom>move on with your lifethe stoic way
>>222796034>not searching for male porn star names knowing you'll get quality performance
>>222793380I'm a millenial and I never cared about porn when I was a teenager. Now I'm in my 30's and I've only ever had sex with porn actresses.
>>222795778Pornstars often start out like that. The main reason they get bogged as they get older is because their handlers want them in perpetual debt slavery to make sure they can never quit
>>222795517It's not just about illegality or lack of consent either, there's multiple porn categories that are legal but that most sites and platforms have strict policies against. Shoving thick dragon dildos into every hole while getting pummeled and spat on in interracial gangbangs is still ok though, so in that sense degeneracy have gotten worse. But only some forms. Degeneracy that may ruin a person. All these regulations were never about protection or safety.
>>222794373Max Hardcore was going strong
>>222795517how do I instantly know this is a porn star?
>what a nice show. that girl will certainly be a great, respected scientist when she grows up!
Imagine if xev bellringer moved next door. Youre saying you wouldnt try to fuck her?
>>222796209the lighting
>>222795578Was 24 before or after?
>>222795578got preggo
>>222796263It started before that movie but ended after that movie came out, I do believe.
>>222796249I'd ignore her and go to my mom Tara instead.
>>222796167Goddamn that's some nice writing.
>>222793341i've literally worked with women who i found out later had onlyfans so maybe it's just more common nowadays. and yes, i did subscribe and jerk off to them later.
>>222796167JAV producers wrote this scene
I just want stall trashy redhead gf.
It was more like a common reality than a "dream" to find out a neighbor or classmate hit rock bottom then ended up whoring for drugs and gained 200 lbs with Steph Curry colored babies
>anon discovers the manic pixie dream girl (iteration #54123)
>>222793341This movie was a bunch of fucking nonsense. Realistically she and her pimp manager would've taken the money and bounced. Never trust a whore.
>>222795578>WHAT'S THE DEAL>WITH HER BRAIN
>>222793341Maybe it would work better if she was just a nude model Though I think they have done that story before where a guy meets a playboy playmate
>>222793341Wasn't this an early movie with Paul Dano in it?
Imagine a big tiddy goth e-girl moves in next door, and she asks you for help to make content for her onlyfans.
>>222793341You saw more of her tits in the 24 show than this movie.A real fucking dissapointment
porn stars were rare then. now every girl is one
>>222793341Pornstars where still doing softcore back then. People had to buy DVDs and BLACKED did not exist. Not even vaguely comparable to the landscape now.
>>222797950>big deal made about how the UMD push in the mid 2000s included porn >look up the titles >it barely counts as porn by today's standards
>>222794373facefucking got shut down, zoomzoom
>>222793341>>222795578>>222796167Have a WEBM, Anons.
>>222793341Yes. She was literally my first love. Watched this film about 200 times on repeat.
>>222796167Realistically how much does this shit actually go on??Every hot chick with a fucked up head is all like >:’(>”My dad fucked me!”But I just can’t realistically imagine doing that as a guy; like it’s your daughter.Maybe I have something of a uniquely disciplined sexuality but when it’s a GMA moly member or a minor or even the gf of a friend of mine it’s pretty easy for me to turn off any potential for sexual arrousal towards them.Is anyone else like this or is it just me??I feel like it developed as result of me learning to not let myself get sure sprung on girls who weren’t into me in highschool so I could be more confident/coherent around them but I feel like almost every guy goes through that at some point.Life isn’t just this series of passions you have to float to one to another without control; you can infact get ahold of your shit.There is no rule that you have to FEEL things.
>>222798212*family member
>>222795511I would prefer a humble trad wife, thank you very much.
>>222796167Jews are freaks
>>222795523I still jerk off to ideepthroat and moms teaching teens, the same as 25 years ago.
>>222796167
>>222793341I mean…
>>222793341it wasnt about falling in love with a "porn star"it was specifically about falling in love with Elisha Cuthbert (who happens to be a pornstar by occupation)
>>222795584Wtf is this.
>>222798470Looks like Max Hardcore about to abuse another dumb teen.
>>222798470>kinos that ruined you
>>222798212The most often occurring cases of consensual incest are:>#1 - first cousins>#2 - father/daughter>#3 - siblings
>>222796167The Quiet, 2005Seems like the sort of thing I'd have watched on a whim when I was younger, on /b/TV or some shit. As an adult, not so much. Shock factor drama
>>222793341>casting a nevernude actress to play a porn starHollywood was just trolling me with this movie. Especially the so called "UNRATED Edition" that no doubt suckered in thousands of horny 13 year old boys
>>222794373Fucking LOL
>>222793657This was what i was hoping for when i saw the movie as a wee lad and was thoroughly dissapointed
>>222793341I would have dated Belladonna or Jenna Haze if something like that had happened in my youth, fully knowing the kind of degenerate shit they peddled.
>>222795519Based
>>222793341did you watch this because i posted it in the "good chick flick" thread a few days ago?
>>222794373Yeah it's weird porn used to just be like a guy being like "Pardon me ladies, any of you know where I can plug in this jackhammer?"Now porn is like 13 guys being like "RRRRRR RRRRRR OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CUNT, YEEEAH KEEP IT OPEN JUST LIKE THAT" while strangling some girl who's makeup is smeared everywhere
>>222795755Kek this is not new
>>222796107
This movie is unrealistic because no pornstar is worth falling in love with, no matter how hot she is
>>222793341She was an underrated actress, too.
the quiet and captivity are very fun movies.
>>222793341>porn star>don't actually hire a porn star in the role, main actress doesn't even get nakedMovie is a joke. Could've been a classic erotic comedy.
>>222799197americans are a bunch of prudes. even their most erotic comedies have nothing on the european ones
at this point i’d love to marry a specific pornstar who is now doing OF to like 6 followers and down on herself. i can save you foxi
>>222795578She is Canadian. Different sensibilities, maybe?? She wasn't about getting nude in movies which she was probably offered ad nauseum. She got married and moved on. I think of Alessia Cara in a similar way. Another beautiful girl, Canadian, whose music career here only went so far in the US. Most likely because she was a girl who wasn't going to cross certain lines. Execs probably wanted to sex her up and she decided that wasn't for her.
>>222796090>open /gif/>fucking ocular mindfield of gay shit vastly outnumbering normal stuffNo
>>222796026the three horsefaced horsewomen of the MIDpocalypse, everything these chicks make is boring as fuck
>>222793341>In 24 when the terrorists were going to rape her but then were convinced to have sex with her mum instead who was over 50That show had so much unreal shit up to point of multiple nukes being setting off but come on, this was stupidly fake
>>222799306I watched a Russian one about two thirteen year olds sneaking off and fucking in the oddest places. Idr the name though.
>>222798160Imagine being the camera guy who gets to be under her for this scene. I would last 10 seconds max.
>>222798099This looks like the kind of pr0n I used to watch before I had internet in the early 2000's like suprisingly high budget softcore movies that would show tits and maybe bush and by accident you might catch a shadow draped shot of an actual vagina every few films. I had to edge for like 3 hours it was awful and am glad we are never going back. Some things are just better now.
>>222799447I was idly jerking off to a close up of a girl licking a guy's cock. It was just a really short video but when it ended I was like "what the fuck why is it reccomending me all these gay videos of guys sucking cocks" and then I looked down and saw the tags "Gay" "Uncircumcised" so I'd jerked off to a guy licking another's cock, didn't cum though just sort of jacked it
>>222799512That board has been enemy territory for years now, better to not even show up. Disgusting story by the way why did you feel the need to tell strangers about your jerkoff adventure?
>>222793341I want to sniff her taint
>>222799528Being so depressed you can't share stories in a thread that is literally themed around it probably unironcally means you are gay. Not even joking, you have a mental block that makes you uncomfortable because you love cock and are gay.
>>222799541>Not even joking, you have a mental block that makes you uncomfortable because you love cock and are gay.Fucking kek. I don't want to indulge your ERP fetish where you tell other men what a good jerk you had you weird piece of shit. Projecting won't help you.
>>222799528I thought you ought to know anon
Pornstar girlfriend would unironically be a great choice.
>>222799448>not liking RayvenessFaggot
>>222795809Evelyn Claire
>>222797950>BLACKED did not existIt was called Dogfart back then
>>222799807reminder
I wish the gril next door was a porn star but even then I'd probably be too embarrassed to talk to her and if I did it'd probably say something really embarrassing
>>222793341>falling in loveOnly s0ys would simp for a porn star. Get her tested and have a bang or two, maybe, but to simp for one is pathetic
>>222793341She's a fucking twat
>>222793380Boys are still like this but they are just playing games instead of watching anything
Elisha Cuthbert was my dream girl circa 2004
>>222795578Shame she didn't capatilise on her looks when she was younger
>>222799528it takes less than a second to click the [-]
>>222801000Damn, AI finally got the fingers right.
>>222801685… anon hands have been solved for like a year
>>222801685Groks getting pretty good, sometimes the faces aren't quite right but its getting there
>>222795809Wrong.
>>222793380tpbp
>>222795578she married a rich hockey player and started a family
>>222801856Good for her.
>>222801805Yep. Some of them have/had the looks such that they really didn't need to get fucked on camera to be successful, even though we're glad they did
>>222798470The origin of the "but I poop from there" meme
>>222793496Would have been easily to Google it, my friend.
>>222793341That scene where she pulls up in her car and they skip class together is gigakino
>>222804835>skip class togetherShe was in high school?
>>222804904No, sorry I should have said he skips class with her. She just picks him up.
>>222796167I understand the appeal of toxic yuri now.
I like this and want more movies about grown women having relationship with underage boys. I wish that was me
>>222803024Most porn whores don't need to be fucked on camera, they do it because they're whores
>>222800665Even ho's need love senpai
>>222806628There's a case to be made that "most" of them don't enjoy doing hardcore porn, they do it because it pays more and is more immediately lucrative than trying to work their way up the ladder of becoming a successful actress/model/influencer
>>222794373zoomers are so dumb its baffling, they have this weird perception that everything before their time was somehow worst/tame/lame
>>222796167>>222798586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBDP0S9B1Xw&t=5502s
>>222795809true. their spiritual corruption manifests physically in a subtle way
>>222793380Three cheers for the Millennial boyHIP HIPHOORAY FOR THE MILLENNIAL BOY!
>>222799429>Alessia CaraHey, nice, I still listen to her stuff.
>>222800755Actually she is fairly down to Earth this is probably just misprint or spoken out of context.. or she had to keep the jews happy with this.
>>222801685not really look at the thumb
>>222795956>I've only had sex once.... this week
>>222796002>she only did 2 blacked scenes so its still okplease tell me this is bait
>>222793341This movie is a perfect representation of the absolute degeneracy of Hollywood, LA
>>222794373Retards calling this post stupid are missing the point. Yes, there was degenerate porn on the internet, but that wasn't highly accessed by normies. Just because none of you can relate to the normie experience doesn't mean others can't; and 2000 sex comedies were aimed at and written by normies, not weird basement dwelling chuds that post on /tv/. And normie sites like Pornhub are degenerate as fuck. All the most normie pornstars are degenerate coal burners so he is also right in that regard, too.
>>222800058"most beautiful girl in the trailer park" is definitely my type and Zoey Nixon nailed the Kanker Sister vibe
>>222801801I just know michelle. Who are the other two?
>>222807512believe me, there is no pornstar who is talented enough to become an actres/model/influencerthey lack any skills that could be considered important; they are useless in every aspect of life.
>>222811531Here is one who did. Successful enough at mainstream acting that she was able to fully switch over to it and retire from porn
>>222811531>>222811785And while acting requires some talent yes, I'm not sure what talent or skill you think is involved with being a model or influencer. Picrel is such a retard that she went to Fyre Festival and thought it was legit beforehand- yet she's a successful influencer. All she has to do is be hot and put on outfits and pose for a camera and shill products.
>>222793341I fucking hated this movie as a horny kid who snuck in and didnt get to see her naked and had to sit through some bullshit
>>222795782Drakepilled
>>222793341The 2000's are underhated, and I used to think that they were the best decade. Well, I still kind of do, but they're glazed for all the wrong reasons. It's everything that was bad about them that people seem to love. It was really only like 2003-2007 that was great, and there was still a lot of retardation at that time as well.
>>222793341Maybe except for the porn star part
>>222795809The older ones are better, but only if they manage to age well. That's how you know when they're truly attractive.Gill Ellis Young, aka. Lady Sonia. She has some of the hottest videos that I have ever seen, period.
>>222795821Why is everyone here so old? I'm thirty two and I feel like one of the younger people here, which shouldn't be the case. It's really weird.
>>222798776Yeah, except for some niche sites the average porn is really violent, some dudes most love it I guess but I find the overacting and violence more comical than arousing
>>222793341>Movie about a hot, sexy girl that's around the protagonists age and likely easy to get into bed with moves in next door!>Zoomer trash: "What kind of plot is this for a sex comedy?!?!?!"Zoomers are fucking retarded
>>222813536this site is 24 years old
>>222795809Alexa Grace did
>>222813536Because this is a horrible place that only appeals to people who can’t forget how fun it used to be and can’t get what they need elsewhere. The only new ‘users’ are paid shills and culture warriors and both exist only to make this shithole shittier.
>>222813634How would someone get paid to post on this website?
>>222813536lots of us have been here for 20+ years newfag
>>222798286Phewww shouts to "Heather" (forget real name)Dropped oceans to her and Jenna Jameson
>>222793341I liked the part where he beats the shit out of the kid in his car. It was pretty realistic for punches, not that sickening meat slap/bone crunch sound that every punch makes now. Some scrawny old guy throws his first punch in 80 years and it makes the sound of an anvil landing on a side of beef. Sound design is insane these days.
>>222795821Well you'll never be a 35 year old male model who looks like he's 17 with that attitude.
>>222808160Kek
>>222813713I assume it’s mostly 3rd worlders getting paid pennies a day for advertising and astroturfing. Some of the posts that get pushed the hardest don’t feel organic at all.
>>222813634BANE?
>>222793657>>222798736I too was disappointed by the unrated version.
>>222808160TWENTY FIRST CENTURY MILLENNIAL BOY
>>222813516Such as?
Back in the early 00s when I first started jacking off and looking for sexy girl pics online, I definitely would have dated Tiffany Teen if I could.
>>222793341she's an 11/10 in that movie. you are the gayest homo of all time.
>>222793341>then falling in love with her was definitely every millennial boy's dream in the 00sHe was a loser virgin of course he'd love the idea of fucking a pornstar, retard. He's a kid.
>>222808160>can you year the people sing>it is the song of horny men
>>222813536>Why is everyone here so old?/tv/ is a pretty old board, lot of actual boomers 60+ post here
>>222813419>The 2000's are underhated, and I used to think that they were the best decade. Well, I still kind of do, but they're glazed for all the wrong reasonsthe early 00s were great because hollywood had no idea what was going to be the next big thing in film, everyone had an expectation that the year going from 1999 to 2000 was going to be some huge shift for no reason.hollywood took a ton of chances instead of just re-telling the same 10 stories, sadly we ended up landing on capeshit for the next big thing in the mid 00s after the success of iron man 1, despite the first thor going completely unnoticed by most.
>>222811531You can't have done much research if you have more respect for and think it's harder to be an actress or influencer than succeeding in porn
>>222817994People who were born before the year 2000 have seen orders of magnitude more movies and tv than zoomers have. Before the internet took over, movies used to be the primary form of entertainment. People would easily watch 5-10 movies a week, sometimes more. It makes a lot sense that /tv posters would favor older people
>>222819314Both have low success rates, but it's far easier to "succeed" in porn than regular acting or influencing.Porn boils down to the same thing: upload pics to social media & get people to pay for access to more.Becoming an influencer has you doing something a little different in each case.
i feel like this thread has lasted four fucking days
>>222819675/tv has some anchor threads that never really go away, or at least dont for very long. Stargate, Graham Hancock, the film production AMA guy who wont say what movies he has worked on etc.
>>222797950They were doing blacked in the 60s you dumb zoomer
>>222808063Based full film linkerKino kinky shit
>>222795809Lily Rader, Macy Meadows, Stacy Cruz, Melody Marks, Aria Alexander and Kiara ColeJust be up front and ask for recommendations.
>>222793351I'm just gonna say it, fpbp.
>>222793341I used to fantasize about Bridget the Midget's car breaking down in front of my house because when the suburb I lived in at the time was under construction we were the only house on the street for a while. I don't think I have fantasized about any female celebrity nor do I know who 99.9% of porn stars are.
