Watch the Hawkeye show they said.It's Christmas kino they said.It's comfy and cozy they said.I think I would literally rather rewatch Captain Marvel than this shit.
>>222793614How long until Josh Allen divorces Hailee?She hit the wall fast.
>>222793614Who told you this? RLM?
>>222793647She doesn't even look that bad now, just too old for the roles they keep casting her in.She's only known as playing a teenager/college student and she's like 30 irl.Even in the Hawkeye show OP is talking about, they have her playing like a 22 year old when she's clearly not.
>>222793614It's pretty bad.- It's not even about Hawkeye- There's like 4 major sub plots, none of which are interesting, that take up way too much time- One of said sub plots only exists to set up a another show nobody asked for- The writing is bad even by marvel standards, characters will converse with each other in ways that don't fit the desired dynamic at all- The lack of law enforcement at Rockefeller Center during a major civil disruption is actually just insulting- Renner seems completely uninterested- A show about archery has almost no archery in it at all, and when it even does have some it's almost entirely magical tier "trick arrow" bullshit- The major connective tissue of the show into the greater MCU is Yelena's storyline continuing from Black Widow, but it kind of goes nowhere and she never confronts Val over why she had her try to kill Barton. Maybe Yelena is just retarded? Because even after being betrayed by her 2 more times in her next appearance by Val, she is STILL working for her as an Avenger at the end of ThunderboltsDespite all of this, it's still surprisingly not even the worst MCU show.She Hulk, Secret Invasion, and Ironheart are all worse. I haven't seen Ms Marvel or Echo, maybe those are too. idk and idc.
>>222793686She was 24 when filming Hawkeye. That's close enough to 22 to be a non-issue
>The OG Hawkeye was portrayed as still uber competent and superior to his female sidekick/replacement in every way.Oy Vey this is NOT okay!
>>222793686this anon here >>222793905 is correctThe reality is more what >>222793647 was sayingShe was 24 during the show but LOOKS 30.
>>222793926why is she trying to make herself look less white?
>>222793614I would watch a Florence Pugh cut, but I don't care enough about any of the other shit to sit through it, even for her.
>>222793614>>222793686I hate that throughout the entire show she has her nostrils flaring up like she just saw a ghostIt's gross
Naw, despite her acting choices and music about masterbating, Haiz is a real true trad wife. She had leaks and the most scandalous shit we saw was that she only dates white dudes. And that she's straight and not lesbian. Surprised me anyway.The Hawkeye show was inoffensive kino. In a world with She-Hulk and Ironheart, that's as good as it gets sometimes.
>>222793876>There's like 4 major sub plots, none of which are interesting, that take up way too much timeI watched this with my wife and at some point during episode 3 she paused it, turned to me, and said "so... are the larpers just in this show now? Are they just going to keep showing up? Because that would be pretty fucking stupid"
I waited 60 seconds and I finna post Haiz again and there's nothing you finna do about it!
>>222793960>In a world with She-Hulk and Ironheart, that's as good as it gets sometimes.Wandavision, Daredevil BA, and Kino Knight are leagues above this slop.I would even put TF&TWS and Loki above it.They can do better.
>>222793960literally everybody masturbates all the time so I don't have a problem with her making money off of it.
>>222794004People in relationships still masturbate?
>>222794006>People in relationships still masturbate?Obviously
>>222794006lol, yeah.
>>222794006>People in relationships still masturbate?All the time. Maybe not QUITE as much because some of the need can be satisfied by sex, but even if you marry the girl of your dreams, it's still the same girl over and over and over again. It won't take long for you to crave some more variety, so it's either cheating or the internet.
What does Hailee masturbate to i wonder?
>>222794040Patrick Mahomes
>>222794006Yes, especially if your partner is something you settled for and you're gradually finding them less attractive and the sex less enjoyable.
>>222794050LOL
>>222794050fucking kek
>>222794053even if you land a 10/10, if you were already gooning before her, you're going to keep gooning afterwards, because your dopamine receptors are already hooked on having access to a huge variety of different optionsThe only people who masturbate meaningfully less after getting a gf are the people who exercised strong restraint beforehand.
>>222794040Unironically probably famous people she meets irlI would imagine that's how it works for a lot
I stopped after endgame (which I thought was underwhelming anyway) and only recently got back into the MCU, mostly when I'm at the gym.I have finished most of the multiverse saga and have come to the conclusion that while it's not as the previous saga, it's not as much worse as I had been led to believe. A lot of this is because of how overrated so many of the infinity saga films are.
>>222793982One of Hailee's leaks was a video where her bf catches her sneaking oreo's in bed. He jokes, "No more oreo's!" and spanks her butt as Hailee laughs.I blew buckets all over the ceiling white ropes everywhere like Spider-Man just had a Boss Battle in my bedroom.
>>222794113wait she had leaks?what?
>>222794128wouldn't YOU like to know
>>222794086A complete dopamine reset and permanent abstinence is demanded to unfuck yourself. You like all of us were weened on a diet of porn aka e-crack when our minds were still platic and maleable. This purposeful exposure has damaged most of us on an almost genetic level, well if epigenetics is 100% true..it actually did.Cut out all porn and sexual stimulation through media exposure, fapping/shlicking/whatevering, not even purposeful thoughts about sex, cut back on all dopamine stimulation of all kinds. Fast for a few days out of the week, no coffee or stimulating anything. Rest sleep at night up at day long walks some exercise and finding a simple or engaging hobby. It will take long months but the damage can be undone slowly but surely.
>>222794169I did this with alcoholI hated that I needed to drink like 6 drinks to get a good buzzI stopped entirely for half a year and now 1-2 drinks has me feeling fine
>>222794169>This purposeful exposureit's not that deep broit's just supply and demand
I liked that Hawkeye was still competent in the show, but for them to make him deaf yet still somehow able to perfectly shoot someone behind him without ever seeing him was retarded. They should have at least shown him catching a reflection of the guy behind him
>Vincent D'Onofrio Kingpin reappears here, in 2021 >Charlie Cox Daredevil shows up in Spider-Man at about the same time ...>we won't see either of them again until 2025 That's a lot of what's wrong with the Disney+ era MCU. They can't produce things fast enough for the connections and crossovers to matter, for most viewers
>>222793614This was cozy and comfy, as long as you aren't a kingpin fan.
Has anyone noticed the bait has been getting really, really lame recently? Either it's acting like the poster has a super-contrarian take that's actually completely normal and common, or like faggot OP here the hyperbole is turned up so high that there's no chance anyone would take it seriously and so retarded nobody sane would agree - The Marvels? really?I didn't want to believe this place was being taken over by bots but if you trained ChatGPT on shitty 4chan bait this is exactly the sort of garbage it would piece together without grasping the need for subtlety and guile.
>>222795151He didn't say he's rather watch The Marvels. He said Captain Marvel- a movie which is not amazing but is reasonably competent and watchable compared to a lot of other stuff in the genre.
>>222793614>It's Christmas kino they said.>It's comfy and cozy they said.both of those things are true..
>>222793614If after seeing that poster you choose to watch Hawkeye, blame's on you
>>222793614Penile prognosis?
Echo was a bad choice.
>>222795171>competent She gets her powers from a zap of the tesseract not even the space stone and she somehow becomes the strongest most indestructible person in the universe
>>222793614it was fun. you are just mad because there was no male nudity
>Watching capeshityou brought this on yourself
>>222793614How much of the MCU is like Hallmark movies?
>>222793614Cock and balls status?
>>222796776Sentry is stronger than Captain Marvel
