>OJ is a murderer>the Clintons are murderers>DC mayor Marion Barry loves crack>Ricki Lake is fat>Richard Simmons is gay>Kenny G’s music sucks>women are inferior to men>gay guys love cock>crack whore as a punchline is funny>germans love David hasselhoff
>WHERE DID HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF????You guess it: Frank Stallone!
I like how it was always the same picture. Once I think the joke was about cloning and it was two of the same picture side by side.
>>222793808I don't understand how you managed to miss the endless observations about rape in prison.
>>222793808The nation is still reeling from Thursday's bombshell announcement that Lisa Marie Presley has filed for divorce from Michael Jackson.According to friends, the two were never a good match.She's more of a stay-at-home type, and he's more of a homosexual pedophile.
>>222795145n Carlsbad, Texas, a tanker truck crashed into a prison bus, injuring sixteen inmates.Doctors say it will be at least two weeks before the men are up and around and raping each other again.
Last week, basketball legend Magic Johnson rejoined the Los Angeles Lakers, four years after learning he was HIV-positive.NBA doctors have assured the league's players that they have absolutely nothing to worry about. As long as when they are guarding Magic, they remember not to have sex with him.
This week in a secret ceremony in Australia, Michael Jackson was married for the second time.Asked what makes his new bride special, the King of Pop said, quote, "She has taught me about the power of imagination. Like imagining that a grown woman is a ten year old boy."
>>222795197>And releasedGuys I'm scared
>>222795168>>222795259Do you think he actually believed it or was just keeping it up for the bit
Do you really "laugh" when hearing his bits?? Like really whole heartedly laugh and not just some cynical grimace vaguely representig a human emotion
>>222795557I laughed. Of course I was in high school at the time. I just couldn't believe the stuff he was saying. I thought the audience was so stupid for not getting it. And yet he just went on doing it for years. Because Lorne knew it was funny and so did the rest of us. Except that writer for Rolling Stone who put him at the end of a ranking of everyone who'd ever been on the show.
>>222795131i remember that clone one, i think it was related to the dolly the cloned sheep story from that time. i also remember as a kid watching SNL back then always being confused in that picture why Franks wearing half a leather jacket lol
>>222795557he was the last SNL cast member who regularly made me laugh, SNL was dead to me after he got fired
His podcast stuff is his best by far. I appreciate his weekend update for what it was but it's too edgy and topical to have held up as well as it could have. I understand topicality was the point so I don't really hold it against him. His stand up is great too but it can get too meta for my taste sometimes. Super talented and funny but he was at his best just riffing with other comedians. Adam Egret really got the best out of him. Also for being a shitty actor he was a really great voice actor. He steals so many scenes in Mike Tyson Mysteries up against professional vas.
