*blocks your path*
Less 'CIA', moreGARBAGE DAY
>>222794818is cia on halo
>>222795878gl finding your house when shitfaced
>>222794818THIS IS MY FLIGHT PLANTHIS IS MY FLIGHT PLANTHIS IS MY FLIGHT PLAN
>>222795878Vivarium (2019)
>antidepressant>one of the side effects is increased risk of sucide
>>222795998you can't be depressed if you are dead
bane?BANE?!
>>222795878>goycoops are getting more labyrinthine Won't be long before most of America becomes like your average chinese city
>>222796055As bad as that looks. I'd sooner choose to live in suburban hell than a rat-infested apartment with nigger neighbors and loud mexicans that play spanish rap at full blast in the middle of the night. It's just too bad those homes are considered 'upper' middle class by their fair market value price when they would've been middle or lower middle during a sane time in the real estate market.
>>222794818Lane?
>>222795878>Is that a clean White suburban neighborhood?>I'm literally going insane!Do brown city golems really?
>>222794818>Wonderful!
>>222794818bode
>>222795878Where the fuck are the trees?
Does anyone remember the website with interactive meta elements and the fucking game/arg? So cool.
Um, Plane?PLANE?!
>>222795878>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
>>222796829public spaces can't have real plants any more. that's would be like coming up with public payphones or glass-fronted vending machines (no CCTV) in 2026.shopping malls and high streets used to have planters, water features, etc. imagine that now. teenagers would just destroy them, maybe even to film it for TikTok.and before anyone says a tree is TOO difficult to vandalise/destroy, it happened relatively recently with this kinotree:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sycamore_Gap_treehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sycamore_Gap_tree#Destruction
>>222795878>here is your freedom bro
>>222795878>Doesn't stop at the stop signAlways a truck
>>222795878>>222795905>>222796055>>222797163>>222797250i'd rather have Ctrl+C Ctrl+V houses than, sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/apr/21/chaotic-brilliance-biggest-self-build-town-graven-hilltl;dr: QuIrKy couples told they could build whatever they wanted on their plots. no need for consistency. just like Minecraft IRL.some sensible modernist houses, but then also 'a fairytale castle' and whatever else.
>>222795878still 100x better than my parisian cuckshed for 1400$ per month
>>222798608>being able to build what you want on your own property is le badland of the cucked
>>222796185Probably a lot of Mexicans in a neighborhood like that
>>222795878wtf is this hell
>>222795878that old fart blew that stop sign
>>222798608People who make these weird cubic space ship looking houses are creatively bankrupt. They think they are so unique and different but it’s like being a blue haired queer feminist. It’s not unique when there are millions of you doing the exact same thing.
>>222796185You're the golem.
>>222796185>whitehahaha all these new house development are full of indians
>>222795905>go to the wrong house>get shot
>>222796055chinese cities have rows upon rows of copy-pasted giant condos because it's the only way to house all those people (more than 100 cities in China have over a million inhabitants), american suburbs are still a million times better since at least you have your own spacious house
>>222794818Unedited footage of a CIA
>>2227958780:22 casually driving through an all way stop sign with live traffic. Man...
>>222795905>>222799015
>>222795878This is what we are saving the West for?
>>222796829Trees would mean leaves falling on their desolate looking yards and americans think if you don't own a sterile patch of grass you're low class.
>>222796185Its not white at all and looks like fucking hell
>>222794818This plane has mercenaries in it (2016)
>Dr. Pavel, I'm HOA
>>222802730Hmm, you don't get to host friends
>>222802793Don't worry, monthly charge for them
>>222795878Where are the fuckin trees?!
>>222795878This wouldn't be bad if there was diversity in the architecture
>>222795998It's because they can fix depression just enough to give a depressed person the motivation to carry out a suicide plan, but not enough of a fix to prevent suicidal tendencies, happens a lot of in teens
>>222797213Awful logic
>>222798836What would you make, Anon? Another cookie cutter plan B?>>222798608You guys are such massive faggots lmao
>>222803630fuck trees
>>222795878>ITT anons who would live there if they werent far too poor to ever live there, acting as if they wouldnt live there
>>222795878>>222794818>OI we dont do dat in Yurop!>meanwhile 99% of yurpoors
>>222805198>every house has a private back gardenoh god its hell on earth
>>222798608let's not pretend england is any different anyways
>>222795878https://youtu.be/VUoXtddNPAM
>>222795878>he needs more to browse /tv/ on his chinkpad
>>222805242>cor, margie lookit all the space!
>>222805198First Brexit means Brexit, anglos belong to Oceania. Second, we euros dwell in commieblocks made of concrete.
>>222805198>yurop you mean UK?
>>222805198>>222805256Sovl
>>222805198>>222805256>>222805288>lovely innit
>>222805296true, most of you live in some hellhole like this
>>222794818Kino street. Where is it from?
>>222805333luv me private garden
>>222805296>UK isnt yuropretard
>Dr. Provalone? I'm CIA Pizza.
>>222805347looks cosy
>>222805263came here to post this
>>222805198>99%You retards really do live in a bubble
>>222805347>hellhole like thisas an american in a single family home, that looks nice and takes up many times less space than 60 single family homes would. more room for everyone to enjoy nature
>>222805442Sounds like you should bulldoze your single family home and move into a housing project in your nearest metro area. Well? Get to it.
>>222795878As long as there's a Walmart and McDonald's down the road, I dont see a problem
>>222805478She's a big guy
>>222795878That's some backrooms type shit
>>222795878Looks wholesome, redpilled and trad. Sign me up!
>>222805668A redpilled and trad house wouldn't have another neighbor around for a mile.
>>222795998Nobody should be taking antidepressants without a plan for the next five years. Medications that even someone out are tools to help you towards goals. You can't just expect to not feel sad, you're still a human.
>>222795878>pack of marlboros and styrofoam cup in the reflection of the window at the end kino
>>222795878>backrooms for white people
>>222805484Got em.>>222805442Fucking faggot.
>>222805442ah, a fellow White male!
>>222795878this looks dreadful, because teh lack of trees.
>>222805198why is england so brown
>>222795878I'd rather get knifed in my walkable city than live in this hell
>>222805698translator's note: they didnt give you the good shit
>>222805347>building is taller than 3 stories>IM GOING INSANEEEE THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM
>>222808705I have never taken antidepressants because I'm not a weak willed faggot with no goals.
>>222796146Why does it even look bad? If you have a car then it's perfect.>>222798934Your idyllic tourist village built at the bottom of a valley washed away, remember?
>>222795878it's like if we forgot how to build suburbs or something.
>>222795878isn't this the neighborhood in Twin Peaks S3? the one Dougie first appears in?
>>222795878Imagine being raised in this backrooms hellscape. No wonder white families are murdering each other.
>>222798934he's born captive and you're born privileged
>>222797213You did not just try to argue against having TREES in places because of the potential for TREES to be vandalized. I've been on this hellhole for 18 years and I refuse to believe someone this utterly retarded is posting here unironically, even after 2016
>>222808837Retard lmao
>>222807157Good little nigger
>>222795878the suburbs unironically play a huge part in the incel epidemic no places to hang out. no places to meet anyone. you're absolutely fucked if you don't have a car. most people don't wanna fuck while their parents are homemost zoomers who live in places like this have no option but to sit on their ass all day
>>222798608>letting people do whatever they build on the property they own is... LE BADRepublicans are literally subhuman
>>222797213I'm with you for places like malls or urban shitholes. But a copy+paste suburb is found very far from the nearest urban center. There wouldn't be any vandalism there because only young families and old people would live there.
>>222798608That looks like a fun place to live, don't be so dramatic
>>222796829dunno where this is, but they likely cut them all down! if this wasn't some flatland scrubby area that is. and given how insanely close the houses are and how small the grassy areas are, I don't know what kind of trees you could plant anyway without it becoming an issue for underground pipes+cables or your fellow goycattle neighbor complaining.One funny thing is the white sports car on the left at 1:14. Imagine buying some fag shit like that just to live in a neighborhood like this.
>>222796185>Is that a clean White suburban neighborhood?there isn't a single tree in there bucko. Any decent White person would have a major issue with the lack of trees you soulless subhuman cretin.
>>222805198>>222805256at least there's a pub or a supermarket just out of frame
>>222805698I took mine because I have a panic disorder. Shit happens even if I'm laying down doing nothing but the antidepressant is the only thing that stopped them.
>>222808783oh shit, when did that happen
>>222795878I could never live like this. I would go insane.
>>222795965KEK
>>222796013LMAO
>>222809062>suburbs unironically play a huge part in the incel epidemicLol. That's completely ridiculous. You're just making shit up. Suburbs have existed for decades without "incels."
>>222794818>Dr. Pavel, I'm HOA
>>222809641suburbs like this >>222795878 didn't exist back then
>>222798608Still better than miles of the same house with no differentiation at all
>>222795878And think how each of these are filled with seed oil and glyphosate consuming, mainstream tv propaganda consuming, morbidly obese neanderthals who may or may not be mutts. Imagine I mean really imagine the people that live in these houses.
I fucking hate smug nu-urbanist reddit-regurgitating homosexuals so much. I'm not even anti urbanism, whatever that actually means, but they're so gd pretentious and *smiffy* that it takes serious effort on my behalf simply to not instinctually support whatever they're against. *I just made up that word because the one I had in mind escaped me and it sounds right regardless
>>222795878>three-way intersections with all-way stop signsI hate this the most about American cities. It's a straight road and because you have to stop even if nobody is there because it's suburbia because uhh. And then some people are just going to keep on driving anyway.
>>222809862You sound like a complete faggot
>>222809933wtf, do they really? You don't even need a single stop sign on a suburban side street unless there's poor visibility. What kind of mad man would put stop signs on every direction.
>>222809943You live in a pod and eat bugs and pretend to like it.
>>222810097all-way stop signs are stupidly common and it baffles me because you'd think the concept of road arteries should be instilled into everyone fucking driving, but then I remember this is a country where you can just get your license if you can turn on and off a headlight.
>>222798934Lol Amerimutts BTFO
>>222795878and americans brag about this? lmao
>>222809933They're used in residential areas to disrupt and slow traffic and protect areas with heavy pedestrian use from cut through speeders.
Same post every other day. Same dumb comments.
>>222810097>wtf, do they reallyNo. They're only placed in places with high pedestrian traffic, low vis, and to prevent speeding cars and cut through. It's not that complicated.
>>222803716I would have a run down shack in the middle of an unmaintained grass. Inside there would be a hidden elevator to my luxurious bunker home.
>>222795878Americans are so disgusting
>>222810309That's what speed humps and roundabouts are for.
>>222795878>ctrl f “backrooms” 3 results>ctrl f “vivarium” 1 result What’s with zoomers and a lack of movie knowledge? Earlier a zoomer said the contortion scene from the other mommy trailer ripped off Obsession rather than the Exorcist
>>222796146Yea no shit but it still sucks. Your trading in the lowest circle of hell for one slightly higher. I've always lived rural and I can't imagine living this close to other people ever, normalfags are fucking insufferable enough, I want peace and quiet.
>>222795878China's skyscrapers might he better than this. Unending copypaste suburbia is even more soulless.
>>222798608That house looks way cooler than the others, you don't have a soul.
>>222798934What town is that on the right? I want to live somewhere like that, in a valley surrounded by majestic mountains.
>>222809438When an american tourist tripped and fell.
>>222810422Tell us, Abdul, where are you from?
>>222805333 (checked)The country that loved enclosure so much, they never stopped doing it
>>222810452Those are used as well but you can't plop a speed bump or a round about on a hill or 3 way intersection with limited visibility and limited space. It seems like people are just inventing things to be mad about.
>>222810202Literally nobody said that.
brown rage, the thread, part 683
>>222805347What's the tower for? What's the observation box/balcony for?
>>222798934It costs x300 more to live in the tourist trap on the right
>>222795878How can whites accept living like this?t. house here
Reminder that, in the end, Baneposting contains within it the core moral of The Dark Knight Rises.What is Bruce's problem as the film starts? It's that he has retreated from the world, retreated from his duty to Gotham, retreated from life, retreated from being Batman. He has diminished. He has become small.Meanwhile, Bane rolls into Gotham with the League of Shadows, and Bane is NOT diminished, and has NOT retreated. Bane is full of purpose and motivation, and is determined to see his goals through. Bane is NOT small. Bane is a Big Guy.This is why, the first time they fight, Bane kicks Batman's ass. It's a fight of a diminished soul versus a soul full of greatness. It's a Small Guy versus a Big Guy. And, of course, the Big Guy wins.In the pit, Bruce has to learn again how to grow his soul as he repairs his body. He must relearn his courage, his bravery, and his magnanimity. He must believe in himself again. He must become, spiritually, bigger. He must become, spiritually, a Big Guy.And he does. This is why when he makes it back to Gotham he is able to defeat Bane, carry the bomb away, save the city, and retire with Catwoman. This is why he triumphs, in the end. He has gone from being diminished in spirit from being enlarged in spirit. He has regained his greatness of soul. He has become BIGGER than Bane.In a spiritual and profound way, by the end of the movie, Batman has become... a Big Guy.For you.
>>222808783Where was this?
>>222795878commieblocks have more sovl than that
>>222795878That's not what America looks like.Go to google earth and pick a random suburb. They all look basically like this.>>222798934That place has a population of 800 and is the only place on earth that looks like that.
I GOT ENOUGH FLIGHT PLANSTO CHOKE A BIG GUY FOR YOUI DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOIN IT
>>222812317
>>222798934>just make 500k a month, bro
>>222812354Switzerland a couple years ago
>>222812645that's not a random suburb, that's texas.
>>222812317>waxing this poetic about a marketing campaign
AHHH!! Horrible!!!
>>222794818>papers for 2 weeks>2 dollars
>>222795905It's ok, there are no third places for you to go get shitfaced at
>>222814119Salt Lake City actually.You can pretty much go to any big city, move away from downtown to the suburbs, and you get something that looks nearly identical.Look here's another one.
>>222816470that doesn't look anything like >>222812645
>>222812645retard. it's a new subdivision. the pic you posted is an older one. >>222795878 is all they build nowadays. that one is specifically Judah Bear Blvd, Richmond, KY. but it's happening all over US, Canada, Australia.
>>222794818I thought it was the AS Bear sketch...That shit was crazy and got one thing that got me back into writing.https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8check it if you havent-<spoiler>She killed them all</spoiler>
>>222797251>>222798821>>222799155low t males absolutely hate the chad stop sign runner
>>222810559They’re brown
>>222795878shit like this makes me think im in a simulation.and guess what? i am. it's so fucking obvious that you'd have to be fucking stupid to think otherwise.
not gonna lie bros, This House really scared me
>>222796829The real answer is either it's built in a prairie or arid area that didn't have many trees in the first place OR they cut them down, and the real reason they cut down trees everywhere is because tree roots grow into building foundations, pipes etc and break them over time.So wiping out all the trees prevents maintenance costs. It's an individually rational decision, but when every individual makes the same rational decision it creates an obvious absurdity.
Wait so no one wants to discuss Unedited Footage of a Bear?
TELL ME ABOUT BANEWHY DOES HE LIVE IN THE HIGHLY IDENTICAL AND SYMMETRIC WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD
>>222817374Unedited footage of a Bane?
>>222816568Judah Bear boulevard?
>>222817388OR PERHAPS HES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD DECORATE THEIR YARD, BEFORE CHECKING IN WITH THE HOA
>>222817119Don't go in the house
>>222810230Because criminals always follow laws and signs, right? Fucking retard
>>222817794>IF I PLANTED A TREE IN MY BACKYARD, WOULD YOU DIE?
Daily reminder that the vast majority of HOA neighborhoods and gated communities are filled with libshits, but shut-in losers somehow still think they're a trad paradise.>can i get my cardboard cube with a tiny lawn in cornflower blue?>*rubs hands* say no more, goy! just sign here, here, and here.
>>222811597Found the broke faggot coping about his poorfag shitshack.
>>222810230maybe if your education system wasn't africa-tier then you wouldn't have a bunch of dumb, shitty drivers.or you could just deport all the browns, but then who will take the place of the "elite human capital" that scams you out of your job?
>>222795965you stole my idea
>>222795878
>>222795878Wait, this isn't AI?