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*blocks your path*
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Less 'CIA', more
GARBAGE DAY
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>>222794818
is cia on halo
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>>222795878
gl finding your house when shitfaced
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>>222794818
THIS IS MY FLIGHT PLAN
THIS IS MY FLIGHT PLAN
THIS IS MY FLIGHT PLAN
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>>222795878
Vivarium (2019)
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>antidepressant
>one of the side effects is increased risk of sucide
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>>222795998
you can't be depressed if you are dead
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bane?
BANE?!
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>>222795878
>goycoops are getting more labyrinthine
Won't be long before most of America becomes like your average chinese city
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>>222796055
As bad as that looks. I'd sooner choose to live in suburban hell than a rat-infested apartment with nigger neighbors and loud mexicans that play spanish rap at full blast in the middle of the night. It's just too bad those homes are considered 'upper' middle class by their fair market value price when they would've been middle or lower middle during a sane time in the real estate market.
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>>222794818
Lane?
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>>222795878
>Is that a clean White suburban neighborhood?
>I'm literally going insane!
Do brown city golems really?
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>>222794818
>Wonderful!
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>>222794818
bode
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>>222795878
Where the fuck are the trees?
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Does anyone remember the website with interactive meta elements and the fucking game/arg? So cool.
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Um, Plane?
PLANE?!
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>>222795878
>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
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>>222796829
public spaces can't have real plants any more. that's would be like coming up with public payphones or glass-fronted vending machines (no CCTV) in 2026.

shopping malls and high streets used to have planters, water features, etc. imagine that now. teenagers would just destroy them, maybe even to film it for TikTok.

and before anyone says a tree is TOO difficult to vandalise/destroy, it happened relatively recently with this kinotree:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sycamore_Gap_tree
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sycamore_Gap_tree#Destruction
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>>222795878
>here is your freedom bro
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>>222795878
>Doesn't stop at the stop sign
Always a truck
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>>222795878
>>222795905
>>222796055
>>222797163
>>222797250
i'd rather have Ctrl+C Ctrl+V houses than, say
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/apr/21/chaotic-brilliance-biggest-self-build-town-graven-hill
tl;dr: QuIrKy couples told they could build whatever they wanted on their plots. no need for consistency. just like Minecraft IRL.

some sensible modernist houses, but then also 'a fairytale castle' and whatever else.
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>>222795878
still 100x better than my parisian cuckshed for 1400$ per month
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>>222798608
>being able to build what you want on your own property is le bad
land of the cucked
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>>222796185
Probably a lot of Mexicans in a neighborhood like that
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>>222795878
wtf is this hell
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>>222795878
that old fart blew that stop sign
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>>222798608
People who make these weird cubic space ship looking houses are creatively bankrupt. They think they are so unique and different but it’s like being a blue haired queer feminist. It’s not unique when there are millions of you doing the exact same thing.
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>>222796185
You're the golem.
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>>222796185
>white
hahaha all these new house development are full of indians
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>>222795905
>go to the wrong house
>get shot
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>>222796055
chinese cities have rows upon rows of copy-pasted giant condos because it's the only way to house all those people (more than 100 cities in China have over a million inhabitants), american suburbs are still a million times better since at least you have your own spacious house
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>>222794818
Unedited footage of a CIA
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>>222795878
0:22 casually driving through an all way stop sign with live traffic. Man...
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>>222795905
>>222799015
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>>222795878
This is what we are saving the West for?
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>>222796829
Trees would mean leaves falling on their desolate looking yards and americans think if you don't own a sterile patch of grass you're low class.
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>>222796185
Its not white at all and looks like fucking hell
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>>222794818
This plane has mercenaries in it (2016)
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>Dr. Pavel, I'm HOA
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>>222802730
Hmm, you don't get to host friends
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>>222802793
Don't worry, monthly charge for them
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>>222795878
Where are the fuckin trees?!
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>>222795878
This wouldn't be bad if there was diversity in the architecture
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>>222795998
It's because they can fix depression just enough to give a depressed person the motivation to carry out a suicide plan, but not enough of a fix to prevent suicidal tendencies, happens a lot of in teens
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>>222797213
Awful logic
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>>222798836
What would you make, Anon? Another cookie cutter plan B?
>>222798608
You guys are such massive faggots lmao
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>>222803630
fuck trees
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>>222795878
>ITT anons who would live there if they werent far too poor to ever live there, acting as if they wouldnt live there
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>>222795878
>>222794818
>OI we dont do dat in Yurop!
>meanwhile 99% of yurpoors
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>>222805198
>every house has a private back garden

oh god its hell on earth
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>>222798608
let's not pretend england is any different anyways
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>>222795878
https://youtu.be/VUoXtddNPAM
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>>222795878
>he needs more to browse /tv/ on his chinkpad
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>>222805242
>cor, margie lookit all the space!
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>>222805198
First Brexit means Brexit, anglos belong to Oceania. Second, we euros dwell in commieblocks made of concrete.
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>>222805198
>yurop
you mean UK?
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>>222805198
>>222805256
Sovl
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>>222805198
>>222805256
>>222805288
>lovely innit
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>>222805296
true, most of you live in some hellhole like this
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>>222794818
Kino street. Where is it from?
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>>222805333
luv me private garden
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>>222805296
>UK isnt yurop
retard
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>Dr. Provalone? I'm CIA Pizza.
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>>222805347
looks cosy
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>>222805263
came here to post this
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>>222805198
>99%
You retards really do live in a bubble
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>>222805347
>hellhole like this
as an american in a single family home, that looks nice and takes up many times less space than 60 single family homes would. more room for everyone to enjoy nature
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>>222805442
Sounds like you should bulldoze your single family home and move into a housing project in your nearest metro area. Well? Get to it.
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>>222795878
As long as there's a Walmart and McDonald's down the road, I dont see a problem
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>>222805478
She's a big guy
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>>222795878
That's some backrooms type shit
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>>222795878
Looks wholesome, redpilled and trad. Sign me up!
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>>222805668
A redpilled and trad house wouldn't have another neighbor around for a mile.
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>>222795998
Nobody should be taking antidepressants without a plan for the next five years. Medications that even someone out are tools to help you towards goals. You can't just expect to not feel sad, you're still a human.
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>>222795878
>pack of marlboros and styrofoam cup in the reflection of the window at the end
kino
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>>222795878
>backrooms for white people
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>>222805484
Got em.
>>222805442
Fucking faggot.
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>>222805442
ah, a fellow White male!
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>>222795878
this looks dreadful, because teh lack of trees.
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>>222805198
why is england so brown
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>>222795878
I'd rather get knifed in my walkable city than live in this hell
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>>222805698
translator's note: they didnt give you the good shit
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>>222805347
>building is taller than 3 stories
>IM GOING INSANEEEE THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM
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>>222808705
I have never taken antidepressants because I'm not a weak willed faggot with no goals.
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>>222796146
Why does it even look bad? If you have a car then it's perfect.
>>222798934
Your idyllic tourist village built at the bottom of a valley washed away, remember?
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>>222795878
it's like if we forgot how to build suburbs or something.
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>>222795878
isn't this the neighborhood in Twin Peaks S3?
the one Dougie first appears in?
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>>222795878
Imagine being raised in this backrooms hellscape. No wonder white families are murdering each other.
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>>222798934
he's born captive and you're born privileged
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>>222797213
You did not just try to argue against having TREES in places because of the potential for TREES to be vandalized.
I've been on this hellhole for 18 years and I refuse to believe someone this utterly retarded is posting here unironically, even after 2016
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>>222808837
Retard lmao
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>>222807157
Good little nigger
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>>222795878
the suburbs unironically play a huge part in the incel epidemic
no places to hang out. no places to meet anyone. you're absolutely fucked if you don't have a car. most people don't wanna fuck while their parents are home
most zoomers who live in places like this have no option but to sit on their ass all day
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>>222798608
>letting people do whatever they build on the property they own is... LE BAD
Republicans are literally subhuman
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>>222797213
I'm with you for places like malls or urban shitholes. But a copy+paste suburb is found very far from the nearest urban center. There wouldn't be any vandalism there because only young families and old people would live there.
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>>222798608
That looks like a fun place to live, don't be so dramatic
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>>222796829
dunno where this is, but they likely cut them all down! if this wasn't some flatland scrubby area that is. and given how insanely close the houses are and how small the grassy areas are, I don't know what kind of trees you could plant anyway without it becoming an issue for underground pipes+cables or your fellow goycattle neighbor complaining.

One funny thing is the white sports car on the left at 1:14. Imagine buying some fag shit like that just to live in a neighborhood like this.
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>>222796185
>Is that a clean White suburban neighborhood?
there isn't a single tree in there bucko. Any decent White person would have a major issue with the lack of trees you soulless subhuman cretin.
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>>222805198
>>222805256

at least there's a pub or a supermarket just out of frame
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>>222805698
I took mine because I have a panic disorder. Shit happens even if I'm laying down doing nothing but the antidepressant is the only thing that stopped them.
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>>222808783
oh shit, when did that happen
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>>222795878
I could never live like this. I would go insane.
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>>222795965
KEK
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>>222796013
LMAO
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>>222809062
>suburbs unironically play a huge part in the incel epidemic
Lol. That's completely ridiculous. You're just making shit up. Suburbs have existed for decades without "incels."
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>>222794818
>Dr. Pavel, I'm HOA
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>>222809641
suburbs like this >>222795878 didn't exist back then
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>>222798608
Still better than miles of the same house with no differentiation at all
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>>222795878
And think how each of these are filled with seed oil and glyphosate consuming, mainstream tv propaganda consuming, morbidly obese neanderthals who may or may not be mutts. Imagine I mean really imagine the people that live in these houses.
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I fucking hate smug nu-urbanist reddit-regurgitating homosexuals so much. I'm not even anti urbanism, whatever that actually means, but they're so gd pretentious and *smiffy* that it takes serious effort on my behalf simply to not instinctually support whatever they're against.

*I just made up that word because the one I had in mind escaped me and it sounds right regardless
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>>222795878
>three-way intersections with all-way stop signs
I hate this the most about American cities. It's a straight road and because you have to stop even if nobody is there because it's suburbia because uhh. And then some people are just going to keep on driving anyway.
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>>222809862
You sound like a complete faggot
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>>222809933
wtf, do they really? You don't even need a single stop sign on a suburban side street unless there's poor visibility. What kind of mad man would put stop signs on every direction.
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>>222809943
You live in a pod and eat bugs and pretend to like it.
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>>222810097
all-way stop signs are stupidly common and it baffles me because you'd think the concept of road arteries should be instilled into everyone fucking driving, but then I remember this is a country where you can just get your license if you can turn on and off a headlight.
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>>222798934
Lol Amerimutts BTFO
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>>222795878
and americans brag about this? lmao
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>>222809933
They're used in residential areas to disrupt and slow traffic and protect areas with heavy pedestrian use from cut through speeders.
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Same post every other day. Same dumb comments.
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>>222810097
>wtf, do they really
No. They're only placed in places with high pedestrian traffic, low vis, and to prevent speeding cars and cut through. It's not that complicated.
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>>222803716
I would have a run down shack in the middle of an unmaintained grass. Inside there would be a hidden elevator to my luxurious bunker home.
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>>222795878
Americans are so disgusting
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>>222810309
That's what speed humps and roundabouts are for.
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>>222795878
>ctrl f “backrooms” 3 results
>ctrl f “vivarium” 1 result
What’s with zoomers and a lack of movie knowledge? Earlier a zoomer said the contortion scene from the other mommy trailer ripped off Obsession rather than the Exorcist
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>>222796146
Yea no shit but it still sucks. Your trading in the lowest circle of hell for one slightly higher. I've always lived rural and I can't imagine living this close to other people ever, normalfags are fucking insufferable enough, I want peace and quiet.
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>>222795878
China's skyscrapers might he better than this. Unending copypaste suburbia is even more soulless.
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>>222798608
That house looks way cooler than the others, you don't have a soul.
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>>222798934
What town is that on the right? I want to live somewhere like that, in a valley surrounded by majestic mountains.
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>>222809438
When an american tourist tripped and fell.
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>>222810422
Tell us, Abdul, where are you from?
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>>222805333 (checked)
The country that loved enclosure so much, they never stopped doing it
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>>222810452
Those are used as well but you can't plop a speed bump or a round about on a hill or 3 way intersection with limited visibility and limited space. It seems like people are just inventing things to be mad about.
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>>222810202
Literally nobody said that.
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brown rage, the thread, part 683
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>>222805347
What's the tower for? What's the observation box/balcony for?
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>>222798934
It costs x300 more to live in the tourist trap on the right
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>>222795878
How can whites accept living like this?
t. house here
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Reminder that, in the end, Baneposting contains within it the core moral of The Dark Knight Rises.

What is Bruce's problem as the film starts? It's that he has retreated from the world, retreated from his duty to Gotham, retreated from life, retreated from being Batman. He has diminished. He has become small.

Meanwhile, Bane rolls into Gotham with the League of Shadows, and Bane is NOT diminished, and has NOT retreated. Bane is full of purpose and motivation, and is determined to see his goals through. Bane is NOT small. Bane is a Big Guy.

This is why, the first time they fight, Bane kicks Batman's ass. It's a fight of a diminished soul versus a soul full of greatness. It's a Small Guy versus a Big Guy. And, of course, the Big Guy wins.

In the pit, Bruce has to learn again how to grow his soul as he repairs his body. He must relearn his courage, his bravery, and his magnanimity. He must believe in himself again. He must become, spiritually, bigger. He must become, spiritually, a Big Guy.

And he does. This is why when he makes it back to Gotham he is able to defeat Bane, carry the bomb away, save the city, and retire with Catwoman. This is why he triumphs, in the end. He has gone from being diminished in spirit from being enlarged in spirit. He has regained his greatness of soul. He has become BIGGER than Bane.

In a spiritual and profound way, by the end of the movie, Batman has become... a Big Guy.

For you.
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>>222808783
Where was this?
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>>222795878
commieblocks have more sovl than that
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>>222795878
That's not what America looks like.
Go to google earth and pick a random suburb. They all look basically like this.
>>222798934
That place has a population of 800 and is the only place on earth that looks like that.
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I GOT ENOUGH FLIGHT PLANS
TO CHOKE A BIG GUY FOR YOU
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOIN IT
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>>222812317
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>>222798934
>just make 500k a month, bro
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>>222812354
Switzerland a couple years ago
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>>222812645
that's not a random suburb, that's texas.
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>>222812317
>waxing this poetic about a marketing campaign
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AHHH!! Horrible!!!
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>>222794818
>papers for 2 weeks
>2 dollars
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>>222795905
It's ok, there are no third places for you to go get shitfaced at
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>>222814119
Salt Lake City actually.
You can pretty much go to any big city, move away from downtown to the suburbs, and you get something that looks nearly identical.
Look here's another one.
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>>222816470
that doesn't look anything like >>222812645
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>>222812645
retard. it's a new subdivision. the pic you posted is an older one. >>222795878 is all they build nowadays. that one is specifically Judah Bear Blvd, Richmond, KY. but it's happening all over US, Canada, Australia.
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>>222794818
I thought it was the AS Bear sketch...
That shit was crazy and got one thing that got me back into writing.

https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8

check it if you havent-
<spoiler>She killed them all</spoiler>
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>>222797251
>>222798821
>>222799155
low t males absolutely hate the chad stop sign runner
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>>222810559
They’re brown
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>>222795878
shit like this makes me think im in a simulation.

and guess what? i am. it's so fucking obvious that you'd have to be fucking stupid to think otherwise.
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not gonna lie bros, This House really scared me
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>>222796829
The real answer is either it's built in a prairie or arid area that didn't have many trees in the first place OR they cut them down, and the real reason they cut down trees everywhere is because tree roots grow into building foundations, pipes etc and break them over time.

So wiping out all the trees prevents maintenance costs. It's an individually rational decision, but when every individual makes the same rational decision it creates an obvious absurdity.
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Wait so no one wants to discuss Unedited Footage of a Bear?
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TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE LIVE IN THE HIGHLY IDENTICAL AND SYMMETRIC WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD
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>>222817374
Unedited footage of a Bane?
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>>222816568
Judah Bear boulevard?
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>>222817388
OR PERHAPS HES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD DECORATE THEIR YARD, BEFORE CHECKING IN WITH THE HOA
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>>222817119
Don't go in the house
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>>222810230
Because criminals always follow laws and signs, right? Fucking retard
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>>222817794
>IF I PLANTED A TREE IN MY BACKYARD, WOULD YOU DIE?
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Daily reminder that the vast majority of HOA neighborhoods and gated communities are filled with libshits, but shut-in losers somehow still think they're a trad paradise.
>can i get my cardboard cube with a tiny lawn in cornflower blue?
>*rubs hands* say no more, goy! just sign here, here, and here.
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>>222811597
Found the broke faggot coping about his poorfag shitshack.
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>>222810230
maybe if your education system wasn't africa-tier then you wouldn't have a bunch of dumb, shitty drivers.
or you could just deport all the browns, but then who will take the place of the "elite human capital" that scams you out of your job?
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>>222795965
you stole my idea
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>>222795878
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>>222795878
Wait, this isn't AI?



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