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I like the implication that Luke and company trickle fed Lando, the droids, Leia into the palace while Jabba was having his way with Oola. Not including her in the negotiation message. How heartless everyone is towards this random side character kinda ruins the fun.
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>>222795249
> I like this scene, it ruins the fun
Meds
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>>222795300
sarcasm bro
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Why did Leia bother with the whole demanding more money thing?
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>>222795249
Luke’s Jedi crusade was weirdly private. It happened as part of the Rebellion, and if anything, it was more necessary to end the Empire’s reign than the rest of the more mundane military acts of the Rebel Alliance. But how many people knew it was happening?

Rebel High Command, obviously knew a little bit. Even then, did they always agree with Luke? Probably not. During his Trench Run, he gets flak (rightly) for turning off his targeting computer. If he didn’t have Skywalker blood and Obi Wan’s spirit in his ears, he wasn’t making that shot.

He just does stuff like that. Stuff like going on a vision quest to Dagobah, or abandoning the mission on Endor halfway through. Mon Mothma and Admiral Ackbar just have to deal with it. They clearly wanted a Jedi to help take down the shield generator on Endor, but Luke just hand waves it.
“The force will provide.”
Then the Ewoks turn up and cover his ass.

When he’s on the second Death Star, the only characters who might know where he is, what he’s doing and why he’s doing it are Leia, Han, Chewie and the two droids. And the only one who definitely knows is Leia.

Do Imperials know he’s a Jedi? Sort of. They know he’s a “Jedi Fugitive”. But when he alone walks out of the Throne Room Alive, the number of surviving Imperial Officers who realise that’s a big deal would be tiny. It isn’t publicly available information that Vader used to be a Jedi, and almost no one knows the Emperor is a Sith Lord.

So yeah, Luke’s there to save the whole galaxy, but not to save anyone specifically. Unless it’s his child murdering dad. That’s more important than a single lady forced into slavery. He’s just like Qui-Gonn. It’s like poetry. It sort of rhymes.

And he was a good friend.
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>>222795503
YAH TAY
YAH TAY
YAH TOE
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>>222795503
It's kind of odd how none of the three seem to be working together, they're all just sort of doing their own thing. Like, Luke sends in the droids first, that doesn't work. Leia and Chewie go in with a totally different plan, that doesn't work. Then Luke has to come in to save them all. Lando is kind of just there. And then they only succeed by dumb fucking luck that Luke was able to get in proximity of R2 to get his lightsaber back from him. What if Jabba had just had R2 dismantled and left in the basement? Then they'd all be fucked. Why'd he even stash his lightsaber on R2 in the first place? What was the thought process there?
It was all just really disjointed and poorly thought out, I can't believe that's the best the 3 of them could think of in however many years there were between Empire and Return. It's a fun set piece but doesn't make a lot of sense.
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>>222795567
DEY WANNA WANGA
NEY JABBA NO BADA
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>>222795750
The movie is for children
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how do you know oola wasn't a femme fatale murderer that fucked with the wrong hombre and got jabba deez nutza'd
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If they showed up 3 days earlier Jabba would have been killing a different slave. This is because he is evil.
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Imagine the rape
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>>222796088
so?
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>>222795544
Why would they think its weird? Jedis were all over the galaxy when those people were kids. If anything, they're glad someone is starting it back up.
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>>222795544
>when Luke walks out of the throne room alive
Pretty sure most of the imps on the Death Star II at that point are more concerned with either stopping the rebels from blowing it up, or getting the fuck off it before it explodes.
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>>222796250
This shit made me so horny when I first watched it. Little did I know it's because I wanted to be Leia
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>>222795790
>Camp Anawanna
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>>222796551
>it's because I wanted to be Leia
Unless you're a woman (which there are none here) this is disgusting.
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I do not like that implication OP because it implies the presence of rape in Star Wars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML1CqVf6A0k&t=3m57s
Here is Mark Hamill talking about rape in war stories, and how those explicitly WEREN'T the type of war stories that George Lucas and Gary Kurtz wanted to tell.

Just another thing Disney dropped the ball on.
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>>222798374
>I do not like that implication OP because it implies the presence of rape.
There's been rape in Star Wars since Return of the Jedi buddy. Gotta get over it. Just because you didn't notice it as a kid doesn't mean it wasn't there.
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I the star wars radio dramas (they are kino) before this Luke is at obi wans hut digging through the chest where he got the lightsaber and there are spare parts and guides to build the green saber. The point of the green saber is that it was unique and it's why Vader is impressed that the built it. Prequels completely ignored this because Georgy Boy didn't actually write Empire or Jedi but was the "ideas guys". He didn't direct them either.

>>222796551
Ywnbaw
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No one seems to realize that it wasn't just one single, needlessly elaborate plan to save Han, but rather a bunch of smaller plans with built in contingencies should things go wrong.

>Plan A: Trade the droids for Han, save the droids later [Failed]
>Plan B: Leia and Chewey infiltrate the palace and free Han while everyone is asleep [Failed]
>Plan C: Luke arrives, uses his jedi magic to make Jabba release everyone captured up to this point[Failed]
>Plan D: Just fucking kill everyone and find a way out[Success]

People forget that Luke was repeatedly using non-violent methods precisely because he was following the Jedi doctrine of pacifism whenever possible, hence why he doesn't actually pull out his saber until the very last minute when he was given literally no other choice. Lando had already infiltrated the palace right before all this happened so it's safe to assume he was the one keeping Luke updated whenever one of the plans didn't work out.
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>>222798471
Based Lando in Disguise™. Its also hilarious that tons of bounty hunters and goons basically were killed because of Jabbas arrogance and obsession with Han.
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>>222798427
Nah that was just a humiliation thing. I doubt Jabba could successful penetrate her virginal puss. I always assumed he had a massive, retractable penis that would actually split her in two. Or at the very least, she would not be walking and jumping around days later.

A few of the Gamorrean guards probably tried to rape her. To which Jabba will have said, "No! She is my property, hands off," and that was that.
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>>222796711
>roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp
How did Bib know?
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>>222798471
Don't forget that Stacy was already there ahead of time, and she used her feminine wiles so the other characters could enter peacefully in the first place.

(CANON)
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>>222798673
>Nah that was just a humiliation thing.
Complete cope. In the EU it's stated multiple times that Jabba used these women for "Unspeakable things" now EU is no longer canon, but Slave Leia and Oola are clearly reminiscent of the old sultan harems found in orientalist paintings of the middle east. And those slave harems were used for the sultan's pleasure. Lucas was 1000% implying Jabba was using these slave girls for sex, yes, including Leia.
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>>222798994
Yeah clearly he's meant to have a harem of pleasure slaves, like some Conan the Barbarian scenario. And even then he's not treating them nicely, but I viewed it less as kidnap + rape and more like prostitution. Perhaps he would go round Tatooine offering to buy up nubile slaves from Watto types, so long they served him and his cronies in sexual indentured servitude.

I really do get the impression that, if anything, Jabba was saving Leia for last. He probably had some of 'his girls' fit her for the bikini, perhaps making some remarks about how the last girl 'misbehaved' and was thrown into the Rancor pit. "So you'd better stay in line, honey." Jabba has ... plans for her, at the end of the week.

But then Luke rescues her in time, because that's Star Wars heroics.

Also in these condensed cartoons they made for children who don't have the attention span to watch children's films, she was doing Chun-Li kicks n shit (I guess she also broke her own chains):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-g4YH-2X_k
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>>222795503
She had to stay in character, because Bousshh was jewish.
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>>222798433
>Ywnbaw
I know, that's what sucks. I have to be fuckin guy. Wearing jeans and shit. Sucks
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>>222799151
>(I guess she also broke her own chains)
Right in line with Disney's revisionist history of "Huttslayer Leia" just totally retarded and pathetic. You can't go back and take out Leia half naked tied to Jabba, the implication will always be there. Remember what they took from us Jabba bros.
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>>222796362
Jedi also fucked up the entire galaxy last time they ran it. Even if they like it, it must be absolutely infuriating as far as administration goes.
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>>222796250
I have spent my entire life imagining
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>>222800021
A fellow man of class
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>>222796250
I don't like females with all brown features.
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>>222801758
Faggot
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>>222798994
this
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>>222795249
I met with the actress who played her. The plan was for her to have a larger role, but due to budget constraints they simply killed her character off.

Lazy writing if you ask me.
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>>222796711
We hold you in our hearts
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I love padme
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>>222805960
Oola?

didn't they bring her back for the Special Editions? just to grab a few extra shots of her struggling, tumbling, whatever.

they could have just painted any stunt double green, but they got the original actress. even though she'd be 12+ years older by that point. still in good shape i guess!
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>>222806836
She's pretty still in the same dancer shape she had back then even now. But yeah, they cut her character out of budget and decided to kill it off. It made it look mean. Should have at least had luke rescue her.
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>>222806233
Trisha Biggar just knocking the costume design out the fuckin' park with TPM.
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>>222806889
no. nothing less than TOTAL TWI'LEK DEATH.
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>>222806009
and when i think about you
this droid fell apart
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>>222795249
Oola was my first boner. Specifically of her squriming and crying in her slutty fishnets and begging for mercy for before sends her down to the rancor while everyone laughs.
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>>222808196
*before Jabba
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>>222796250
I do. A lot.
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>>222796152
God imagine all the slave girls and all their different slutty outfits. I bet some of them did everything he wanted and STILL got fed to the rancor haha.
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>>222808196
Love how quickly he got over her. The way he seamlessly reverts back to cool collected gangster when negotiating for Chewy. That green whore meant nothing to him.
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>>222795544
>>222795750
man these movies are such bullshit
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>>222795750
like, I mean, it’s just kind of odd how like, you type like such a faggot?



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