>After spending a decade in a failed relationship, pragmatic couples’ therapist Ally is turning 40 and reluctantly dipping her toe back into the New York dating scene. But she gets more than she bargained for when she meets two men—one in his twenties and one in his fifties (Mark Rufallo) —who show her there is no set formula for good sex
>>222795527Portman is only 45? She’s been around forever seems like
what do we even call this genre/phenomenonhagrotica dramas?
>>222795550>hagroticanice
>>222795550Franziacore
>>222795527>Mark RuffalloI am dissapoint
>>222795547She started early.I recently watched Heat and young Portman was a flashbang.
>>222795527Female relationship fantasies are made into romcoms.Male relationship fantasies are made into horrors.
Sounds kino
Anons who haven't jerked off to her feet: why?
>sex sex sex sex sexIs that all women care about?
>>222797150They're literally sex objects bro
>>222797150i hope so
>Ruffalo is saying Israel is genociding Palestinians>Hershalg is IsraeliThe sex would be wild.
>>222797165Hershlag was almost stripped of her Israeli citizenship for saying the same thing years ago
How is Lena Dunham still able to make movies? Who is their right mind is giving that subhuman fatso any money? Lmao
>>222797181>Hershlag was almost strippedReminds me of that tragedy
>>222797189*SNIFFFF* ugh, nasty...... *SNIFFFFF*
>>222797189it's a shadow
>one in his twentiesSo she's a literal grooming rapist in this flick?
>>222797181If she actually cared, she'd renounce it willingly.
>>222795547I get this phenomenon with pornstars but Nat started even earlier than they do so makes sense she feels like Hollywood furniture.
>>222797230Her family is Israeli
>>222797241And? She had no problem giving up the name.
>>222797256But she didn'tShe's still legally Natalie Hershlag
>>222797261I'd put it in her shlag
I'm just glad she hasn't bogged herself like every other actress her age.
>>222797261Like I said, purely performative.
>>222797296more like purely portmanative
>>222797369>>222797391imagine the stench
Brutally walled.
>>222795527>damn bitch looks like a fucking raisin shieet
eh, she's a reasonably talented actress and seems like a nice person. that's all, as you were
>>222797497>seems like a nice person.She bullied Keira Knightley to tears on the set of Episode I
>>222797150Modern women getting their freedom really showed how shallow they are, romance is completely dead in favor of greed and the most shallow beauty standards in human history.
>>222797513and as someone who thinks more highly of Keira, who is definitely a better actress and probably a nicer person, I'd be astonished if Natty didn't feel threatened by her
>>222797495We´ll fix it in post.
>>222797530virtuously signaled, incelps: have sex
>>222797513That's never been verified, anon.
>>222797552Imagine believing it's an insult to call someone virtuous.
>>222797566you weren't being called virtuous, incel
>>222795550Roast beef romance
'Lena Dunham' and 'Good Sex' should never appear in a sentence together.
>>222797530romance was always a game invented by guys with small dicks to tease women until they were so wet the moment of penetration caused the female orgasm rather than the furious 15-20 minute pounding it now takes.that game is dead now since women are just eugenically selecting to only breed with the long dongs.
>>222797652touch some grass, you're speaking retarded
>>222797531>Keira>probably a nicer personShenarratesthesoundcollectorandiknowhowsappyi'mbeingbutit'swonderfullywholesomestuff.
>>222795527wasn't she pregnant?!
>>2227955271 good sex pls
mark buffalo character screams "stop Gaza genocide" while fucking, causing portman to have an angergasm
>>222797705She kinda looks like that Natalie Portman actress.
>>222797705I would eat her shit.
>>222795527>Ally is turning 40So she can't have kids.> couples’ therapistNot a real job. >two men—one in his twentiesWhat could she possibly offer to a twenty year old guy? More unrealistic plot than capeshit.
it's prolly not that good
>>222797779Lena can write. doesn't mean this specific movie has good ideas, but there is potential.
>>222797592Roastmance?
>>222795550>hagrotica
>>222797595Nah there's some scenarios like "I'd have some good sex with the other chicks from girls who aren't that fat cunt Lena Dunham"
>>222797552He’s right though, troon
>>222797513>>222797531>>222797705>>222797737>>222797738Reminder that Keira Knightley in 2001 movie The Hole AND that Keira Knightley in 2002 movie Dr Zhivago.
>>222797880Keira Knightley in A Dangerous Method
>>2227955473 decades in Hollywood will do that.
>>222795527>therapist Allyfitting role for jewess
>>222797898
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>>222795614Feel the same way about him. Zodiac is the only movie I like him in
>>222798059what about collateral
>>222797070Is this shot stolen from the lonely thick woman in a red dress? You know what I'm talking about
>>222798065I love that movie and don't remember him being in it at all
>>222798059>>222798065He has the facial expression of a man who has gotten too much therapy. Robin Williams and Joaquin Phoenix have that same gross mental fragility in their eyes.
>>222798089he's the detective who figures out what's going on and gets unceremoniously plugged by cruise outside the club as he's trying to save jamie foxx
>>222795527Why is she almost 50 dressing like a teen?
>>222797226Double standards means no.
>>222797947Cfnm is the thinking mans fetish or possibly a trap which leads to gayness. Only time will tell
>>222795547I'm surprised she's as close to my age as she is because I saw Leon at the cinema and I'm pretty sure it was rated 18.
>>222795527I have seen her butthole
I would like to ejaculate onto PregNat's belly
>>222797513I want to be bullied by both of them