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Tonight on /trek/: Suffering

Previously on /trek/: >>222777956
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star trek sex with shran
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>>222795856
this was a beautiful episode. Very esoteric.
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>>222795943
I like it because it was fun seeing all the alien actors without makeup, and I also like when Brooks goes full ham. It's entertaining
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>>222795904
Am I supposed to know who these people are
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>>222795901
star trek sex with wesley
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>"Well McCoy after tonight Scotty's resentment towards women should be gone"
What did Kirk mean by this?
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>>222795901
star trek genocide with king odo
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>>222795943
I liked how the negro instantly got violent and irrational over a children's sci-fi story
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>>222795904
*99% of voters are Pakleds
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>>222795943
>>222795969
IT'S REAL IN MY MIIIIIIIIIIND
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>>222795904
I thought the problem was that one third of the global population hasn't yet been wiped out in WWIII?
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Why did they do the Cardassians so dirty?

>entire civilization destroyed
>over 800mil killed
>only race in Star Trek that has multiple racial slurs used against them "Cardies" "Spoon-Heads" (even Ferengis are treated better than them)
>never used again after DS9
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>>222796216
>>never used again after DS9
Honestly a blessing
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>>222796216
The ones they introduced in Voyager were based as fuck. The doctor in particular was so right all the crew could do was seethe at a hologram of him.
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>>222795892
Take him to the brig.
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>>222796242
Captain, should we also put Tuvix in there until we devise a solution to bring back Tuvok and Neelix without murdering a sapient lifeform?
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So now I keep hearing everywhere how that Buffy spin-off show, Angel, did a puppet episode. Can't find it anywhere (besides torrents but I'm too scared of Disney (since Disney+ streams it) to use those). Neither is it on IRC, nor Twitter, nor various free streaming sites. Anyone know a place to watch/get it?
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>>222796269
Affirmative. Tuvix is a non-person.
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>>222796227
One of the absolute dumbest episodes of Trek from TNG, DS9, and VOY. Ranks right up there with Tuvix and all the Vidian encounters.
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>>222796216
15 million Bajorans died over 50 years, it's only fair 800 million Cardies should die in a single day.
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>>222796444
Nice 4s, and absolutely Talmudic and correct. Hail Israel, our lord and masters, distributors of our Ketracel White.
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>>222796216
Their entire civilization wasn’t destroyed, 800M is about 10% of their population. Wasn’t the destruction only on one continent? I think the big idea is that they essentially abandon their empire, all the colonists go back to Cardassia to rebuild, and they join the Federation.

The destruction of Romulus if you consider it canon is far more destructive. The only Romulans left are colonists and there cannot be too many because Vulcanoids aren’t very fertile. They should all go back to Vulcan.

This sets things up for the Federation having total hegemony over the Gamma and Beta quadrant. Who knows that the fuck’s going on with the Klingons. What even are the demographics there, are there tens of billions of Klingons?
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>>222796269
Fuck Tuvix.
That alien plant didn't care that it murdered 2 crewmen and usurped their genes and memories, but now it begs to continue this disease when a cure is presented?
General Order 24 that planet and move on.
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>>222796583
>murdered
Already gone. Him staying alive isn't killing them; bringing them back is definitely murdering him. Could've brigged him until they figured out a way, but status quo is God, and the showrunners didn't have the imagination to really think about those implications. Pretty sure more than just Doctor Josef Mengele would've been on the moral side of things, and there would've been a rift between them and the Janeway simps.
Writers stupid.
Writers dumb.
Writers no good.
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>>222796651
Tuvix should have wanted to sacrifice himself to save Tuvok and Neelix.
Fuck him
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>>222796583
>>222796685
Kill yourself
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>>222796651
Well if a cancerous tumor or a virus or whatever could talk then I'm sure it wouldn't want to die either.
And you know the plant doesn't actually die it just returns to what is was the same as Tuvok and Neelix do.
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>>222796216
>never used again after DS9
Because Nutrek writers are hacks and have no idea how to move the universe forward. A show 25 years after DS9 showing a reformed and weakened Cardassian Union would be great. Imagine writing a sci-fi franchise and not being able to imagine the future. Just the absolute state of Hollywood.
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>>222796583
>>222796685
>>222796713
>snuff out sentient innocent life when convenient
Nazis are moral; trannies just want to murder.
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>>222796387
>Tuvix is a non-person.
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>>222796833
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>>222796845
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
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>>222796041
Kirk anhilates all inceldom within a one mile radius of his person. Women want to fuck Kirk so bad they'll fuck the most grotesque entity just to get with him.
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These threads are fucking deadsville without nazis posting the basedest and most anti-cringe nationalism pills.
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>>222795973
Not you. You get a pass because reasons.
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>>222797635
The threads are dead because no one replies to the discussions about specific episodes. Case and point
>>222795943
>>222796041
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>>222796216
>never used again after DS9
Seska and that hologram doc in VOY
the Cardassian Cadets Club and Ilia Dax in ACK
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>>222797723
>"no one replies to theses posts
>1 post has 4 replies
What timeline are you posting from?
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>>222797635
>These threads are fucking deadsville thanks to cringelords trying to one-up each other with Nazi memes
ftfy
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>>222796041
Your Honor, you can't prove my client WASN'T possessed by the alien spirit of Jack the Ripper at the time of the murders. I move to have this entire case dismissed.
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>>222797786
Absolute kino
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If you guys were like, 5-15 years younger I’d be in these threads. I just don’t like Voyager and DS9 like that, and you haven’t seen Enterprise and won’t watch the new stuff.
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>>222798034
>If you guys were like, 5-15 years younger
I'm probably younger than you.
>I just don’t like Voyager and DS9 like that
DS9 is peak Star Trek.
>won’t watch the new stuff
Bait or retarded? Genuinely can't tell.
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Some of us watch the new stuff, it's just a vocal minority of schizos who can't stop talking about their dislike and make everything about the culture war in their heads. Nothing a filter can't fix.
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>>222797723
I’ve only just checked in on /trek/ in the past day but I recall it being very active quite recently until a Lower Decks / nutrek schizo single-handily blew up the thread and ruined everything. They were extremely sly. >>222798034
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>>222798272
There's nothing schizo about disliking the nu stuff.
It's offensively bad.
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People who watch this and unironically enjoy it shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
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>>222798307
Constantly shouting about it and twisting any post about modern trek into some culture war bullshit about trannies is the schizo part. Well adjusted discussions don't include the local retard shouting about their dislikes unprompted any chance they get.
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the dregs are what keeps corporate interest away from this site. Just filter the usual words they obsessively use when they regurgitate the hatred they've been fed and it's fine. 4chan stays free as long as it's unprofitable.
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EMERGENCY COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT OF THE INCEL COUNCIL AND SIX TIME PICKLEBALL CHAMPION VIC "TEKKOSHO ME DEM TITTAYS" MIGNOGNA:

/*** BEGIN TRANSMISSION ***/

The ENTard is unsupervised again. Where is his handler? Is he at least wearing the padded helmet and anti-masturbation gloves?

Six months of K.P. to the negligent babysitter.

/*** END TRANSMISSION – BURN AFTER READING ***/
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it's really that easy
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>>222798574
not as easy as YOUR MOM
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>>222798590
case in point, this is a good post
trek can be reborn
star trek fuck your mom
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>>222798500
>padded helmet and anti-masturbation gloves
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>>222798310
oh there's far worse out there from Paramount
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>>222798610
I have to watch this
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>>222798610
did Chris Chan draw this? why is the look of adult animation always so hideous?
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>>222798610
>mfw
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>>222798622
Do you, though? Do you?
Is /trek/ gonna do a watch along drinking game of Lesbian Space Princess this weekend?
Watchalong bros are we doing this?
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/r/ Riker raped me on the holodeck greentext
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>>222798649
watching it right now
very strayan, kinda basic
if it's memeable I might make a thread
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>>222798630
>>222798635
this was made by Australians so you know it's a massive irl shitpost of epic proportions
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>>222798261
DSN is terrible. It’s a soap opera. That means you have bad taste and you’re gay. That’s how that actually works
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>old and tired
pizza pedophile bashing DSIX for the nonceteenth time
>new and inspired
OI CUNT LET'S CUNT CUNTS WITH LESBIAN SPACE CUNTS
this is the utopian sci-fi we were promised
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What are you going to feed the chicks when they get here?
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>>222798743
Queso and margs
It's like catnip for women
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>>222798649
>Lesbian Space Princess
how is this any different from Lower Decks tho
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>>222798610
kino
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>>222798772
it's just one movie and not five mediocre seasons written by a thumb
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>>222798787
>mediocre seasons
talk dumb get the thumb
Big Mike is going places
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Lesbian Space Princess did the bar scenes from ACK with more verisimilitude
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>>222798715
Stop projecting your sexual identity on me. You’re clearly past the brink of suicide it’s over
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>>222798795
WISE FROM YOUR GWAAAAVE
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>>222798802
the only sexual identity I'm projecting is lesbian space princesses on the big screen
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next thread should be lesbian space princess themed
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>>222798824
Exactly. You’re an elderly homosexual schizophrenic man
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>>222798829
Princess of the Winter Constellations?
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>>222798829
agreed
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>>222798838
Tendi is trans thoughbeit
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Who indeed.
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>>222798795
Sorry Mike. We got REAL lezzie dykes here now.
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Yeah, GameSpot. We know.
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>>222798869
I am horny for indian Velma.
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>>222798884
maybe take five minutes?
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>>222798902
OH GOD THIS MOVIE WAS MADE BY LESBIAN AUSSIE JEETS
my god this this is absolutely perfect this is the new gayniggers from outer space
this is exactly what /trek/ needs
Fun fact: similar to the Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz thing, if you play the Dukat slopera when you see the Aussie Film Festival logo, it does not sync with the movie at all
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Lesbian thread? Lesbian thread
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THE STRAIGHT WHITE MALIENS ARE PIET MONDRIAN CHUDJAKS
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For me, it's MariFer
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ATTENTION STRAIGHT WHITE MALE WORKERS
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>>222798294
The lower decks schizos are here.
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>>222798944
Proof Star Trek did the cringe animated interracial lesbian romance first. Ever the trendsetter.
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>>222798944
hot
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>>222798965
Big Mike was too afraid of the suits to make Gay Space™
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I think it's good that Star Trek is just Tumblr gayshit now.
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>>222798944
Now THAT'S what I call a Problematic Ship™!
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>now
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>>222799005
>Problematic Ship
I understood that reference!
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>>222799005
I ship problematic ship
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>>222799014
are you the schizo who claimed TOS' fanbase back in the day was comprised entirely of gay shippers
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>>222798834
beefers will never love you
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Did they ever release sales info for that gay IDW comic?
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>>222798610
At least with this one they are not even trying to hide it or use a existing franchise to push their lgbtq shit.
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>Old and tired
nagilum
>New and inspired
SAFETY BUBBLE
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>>222799039
I asked ChatGPT and it told me that it was absent from Top 200 best-selling comics that month, so probably not that great.
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>>222799057
I wanted to know how many people paid to see Gay Sulu from the Kelvinverse and the vexing negress from Rick and Morty
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The day /trek/ stumbled upon Lesbian Space Princess is the day /trek/ was redeemed.
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>>222799072
We were the White Straight Maliens all along. It was like Odysseus finding out that he was the Sea People in The Odyssey.
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>>222799072
its literally one guy spamming
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>>222799102
It's least two (me included)
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Intendant Nerys is my lesbian space princess
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>>222799087
But the sea people were unironically jewish mercenaries who started pillaging when nobody could pay them anymore because of the economic collapse of the bronze age world.
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>>222799102
what's the matter bb? getting triggered by lesbians of all things? neural cortex too fried to have fun anymore?
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>>222799120
They weren't. The Shardini (Sardinians) and Siqqili (Sicilians) numbered among them. They were always a buncha wise guy paisanz, ya mook. Now get outta heah before I turn your capo into a bunch gabagool.
>Source: 1177 BC: The Year Civilization Collapsed
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>>222799120
I was referencing the Christopher Nolan version.
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>>222799148
>cause of death:
>lesbian space princess
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Lesbian Space Princess, people!
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>>222799102
Just endless amounts of totally unfunny gay cancer clogging up the thread.
>>222799148
My exact reaction.
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>>222799114
nerys sounds a bit like labrys, we'll allow it
P.S. a special note for the thumb: a labrys is a golden axe and that's the only one that matters
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>>222799182
>unfunny
It's just a tiny bit funny, in an ironic kind of way.
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>>222799184
>golden axe
Gold is a horrible material for weapons. The sentient thumb is too dumb to know that. I learned that from Minecraft.
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>>222799136
Lol, those were a part of the "sea people" too.
It was several mercenary armies banding together.
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>>222799194
>where the FUCK did she come from
>"They"
>"THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?!"
problematic ship is my favorite space vessel, beating out the Akira class kitbash
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Who are the Sea People of Star Trek?
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>>222799228
binars obviously
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>>222799205
Yes but Bronze Axe just doesn't sound the same. And bronze works just fine for weapons, ask the sea peoples
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>>222799228
Nausicaans.
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less than 14 hours till episode six
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>>222799228
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>>222799286
I can't wait to consume the next gimmick
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>you now remember there are Trek MTG cards
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>strikes FEAR into the chuds
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>>222799292
This one sounds more down to earth. Gotta save budget to hire the Jim Henson Creature Shop.
Week after this one is the soap-opera episode, then another less exxperimental one before the dragon episode
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>>222795973
All you need to know is these people don't have a career in Trek anymore because they did a terrible job.
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ngl, lesbian space princess has its moments
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>>222799335
Its bigger than yours!
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>>222799335
It is honorary Trek. It's the platonic ideal of Lower Decks.
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>>222799228
I think it’s the Rene Aubergine and the goo people or something, and they enslaved the…shapeshifting lesbian surrogate for Israel, or whatever. idk the only good parts of that show were The Ferengi episodes
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>>222799332
Or because fascists cant handle discerning opinions? Yuppies, me thinks so.
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>>222799365
Who are those fascists
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>>222799365
It appears that everyone is a fascist then
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>>222799370
The
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>who are those fascists
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>>222799332
>don't have a career in Trek anymore
The Thumb of Doom is still working for CBS Animation. And he's about to subject the world to more Rick and Morty, but fantasy this time.
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>>222799370
>Who are those fascists
Sea Peoples, prozhoot for brains!
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>>222799388
>good guys win against all odds
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>>222799332
>show created by cop that can’t stop cheating on his wife
>takes all the credit for other people’s writing
I’m shocked that bad writers flock to this show
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>>222799409
keep watching
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>>222799377
Yes, and that should scare you.
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>>222799463
>his

Fuck you.
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>>222799377
The Federation's closest ideological match fascism
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>reddit spacing
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>>222795892
I don't think there's any coming back from this bros. It's over.
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>>222799483
>DUMBoCRAPTS! r da real rayciss!
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It's a better lezzie dykes than lezzie dykes
It's a better golden axewound than golden axewound
McThumb btfo
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>>222799504
That's some quality puppetry, we've seen far worse
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>>222799509
Australians are just naturally funnier than wannabe Chicago Californians
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>>222799507
The correct term is "demoncrats", thank you.
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>>222799483
The federation are italians nobles fighting againat commies
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>>222799519
>That's some quality puppetry
The problem is they are puppets. The entire premise of the episode is idiotic. Come on, don't defend it
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>>222799509
>obligatory white malien orgy at the end
going for low hanging fruit a bit too often, but generally kino movie, will recommend
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>>222799524
the thumb is a digit no one should be proud of
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>>222799537
best trek since DS9
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>>222799530
>defend it
I have no sword in this battle of yours. I enjoyed it for the most part. Great puppetry which neatlessly tied into the theme of Spock feeling the weight of his many responsibilities clash with his emotions. I certainly won't agree to ridiculous doomposting like "it's over" but you do you.
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>>222799565
Holy moly you are defending it. You truly will eat whatever slop is shat onto your plate and you will like it.
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>>222799591
NTA but puppetry is high art for both lesbians and thespians and lesbian thespians
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>>222799565
>I certainly won't agree to ridiculous doomposting like "it's over" but you do you.
nigga it was cancelled
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>>222799591
Something happened to people's taste that stripped away all standards of decency
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>>222799616
They don’t like it either, it’s all an elaborate troll
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>>222799608
Woah, pure sex. And you say they have a hole, I can shove my whole arm into?
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>>222799547
MY THUMB IS NUMBER ONE ON EVERY LIST
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>>222799634
You can fit TWO whole arms in there. Just like your mom.
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>>222799636
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>>222799591
>Holy moly
I like a show you don't. this shouldn't be that emotional to you.
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when disliking something becomes part of your personality, retrace your steps and try again
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>>222799671
what do u like about it
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>>222799707
>>222799565
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THE HOLIER

THE MOLIER
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>>222799697
>when disliking something becomes part of your personality
like fascism?
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Kurtzman Derangement Syndrome
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>>222799504
It's been over for awhile.
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>>222799733
Exactly like it. Fascism requires hating an out group to maintain in group cohesion, it's one of the defining characters per Eco's criteria.
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>>222799717
i mean the show in general
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>>222799608
I like muppets style puppetry I just think it doesn't belong in star trek. I don't think this should be a controversial take
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alright which quirk chungus over at paramount suggested this
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>>222799764
could that question get any broader? If I was into laying out generalized opinions on the shows I enjoy watching to relax, I'd seek professional help before I accidentaly turn into a talking head on youtube.
Gonna rewatch last weeks episode while Ironing shirts now, for the comfort and entertainment I derive from it, good luck grasping that concept.
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>>222799787
What would you keep in there?
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>>222799787
>which quirk chungus over at paramount suggested this
I have some theories but I can't quite put my finger on it
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>>222799784
>*farts helium*
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>>222799811
ok bitch sorry for asking
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>>222799784
why limit yourself tho? Even a full on Star Trek muppet show wouldn't take away from TOS, DS9 or LOW. That's what popular franchises do, they expand.
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>>222799861
No issue. The internet is full of guidebooks for how to structure conversation, ask fitting question and listening comprehension. There's no shame in perusing.
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>>222799872
>expanding into self parody
stop being dumb
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It's kinda funny seeing Lower Deck fags saying the muppet episode was too much even though their cartoon already jumped several sharks and enabled this shit in the first place
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>>222799894
Only the episode isn't a parody. You might call it that because you're angry and looking for something to hate with a passion, but that doesn't change a thing as you must instinctively understand by now, it just makes you more sad and angry.
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>>222799894
>self parody is bad
You fear introspection and lack theory of mind.
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>>222799816
>Computer, make a 1:1 scale of Counsellor Deanna Troi but turn her into a singular block and leave her insides hollow. The setting of the world is to be a Minecraft simulacrum where she is fully sentient but unable to move without my personal assistance. Adjust world to snapshot 1.7.3 in creative mode, lock Holodeck doors and override all safety protocols. Oh, and computer? Set the background music to a loop of CaptainSparklez' "Revenge".
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Watching DS9 and what's with this silly gimmick episode out of nowhere
Would've been improved if they were puppets
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>>222800005
Its because after all theyre just niggers
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>>222800005
>Would've been improved if they were puppets
I got u famiglia
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>>222800171
If all the line deliveries were the same I think I could dig it
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>>222800005
Filtered
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Finally rewatching some trek. How you guys doing? Not been here in years
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>>222800171
They should also be signing and the twist at the end is that the Prophets are Q. Us all, irrevocably.
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>>222800319
The twist at the end is that the prophets are YOU the viewer!
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>>222800359
that's Q
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We just lost the greatest muppet (and lesbian space princess) of them all today
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>>222800514
Which episode of trek is he in?
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>>222800529
VOY "The Thaw"
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>>222798310
Well, they're trannies, soo...
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>>222800261
its a weak episode in context of the followup episode
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Bakula Scapula
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pelia's puppet hair
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>>222796956
You'd rather see her on her knees sucking black dwarf cock, wouldn't you
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>>222802505
What is wrong with you?
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>>222802505
cute
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>>222795943
I like it because it really did make Brooks go crazy in real life.
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>>222802699
He made fun of Shatner trying to sound smart while asking stupid questions, get over it
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>>222802505
for me is 1943 merrie melodies
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>>222803058
Based, look how unbothered he is by that slap. It's like the attack of a flea.
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>>222803365
where the fuck do you people come from?
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>>222803394
Cardassia Prime.
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>>222796581
>Their entire civilization wasn’t destroyed, 800M is about 10% of their population. Wasn’t the destruction only on one continent?
No. They get wiped out on multiple worlds, which is part of the reason why the Dominion loses. The genocidal Founders cared more about wiping out the Cardassians for rising up against them than the Federations assault that they diverted large numbers of Jem'hadar to purge the entire civilian population. Which is why the Carassian ships turn on the Dominion during the final battle. Communications were still down on Cardassia Prime, but they got word of the purge from other worlds and settlements. The 800mil death toll is just the last update they give, and mention that its still climbing.

And the Changelings don't get punished at all for everything the Dominion did. Odo just rejoins the Link and promises to have a hug session with the rest of the Changelings to cure their Space AIDS and help them understand not all Solids are bad. They don't even bother saying what punishment the Female Changeling gets for killing over 1bil Humanoids during the war, just that "she's agreed to stand trial".
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>>222802622
Nothing. What's wrong with a person implying Snow White should be in a rubber room for enjoying a song and dancing dwarves?
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>>222802832
Sounds like cope to me.
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>>222795892
she's his wife and mentally fully adult
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>>222802883
What I said was actually implied in that cartoon.
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>>222803643
Fuck off pedophile and no i will not reply to the rest of your bait
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>>222803643
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>>222803662
its a bad episode of an old tv show about an impossible scifi concept, no need to spaz out
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>>222802325
>Puppet gore
These writers are stuck in 2004 I swear to God.
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>>222803727
One day one of those spazouts will result in the killing of an innocent old person over something like a kind word or a head pat ... If it hasn't already.
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>>222795892
>tfw just turned 30
I know what episode I'm rewatching.
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>>222803662
based and lesbian space princess discovering her inner strength and showing restraint and not feeding the troll pilled
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>>222803821
Congrats. You’ve unlocked double time mode! Time will now pass twice as fast.
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>>222803394
Where all good Cardassians come from.
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>>222803882
post neck workout program
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The Prime Directive is an inherently conservative principle.
>non-interference is NOT conservative!!!!!1!!
so we should stop sending aid to Ukraine then?
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>>222803966
non-interference is not a partisan issue, my well poisoning polposting friend.
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>>222803966
Ukraine is on the same technological level as we, and wants to join Nato and EU. Prime Directive does not apply.
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>222803966
pitiful
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>>222795892
always makes me laugh when keiko brags about her cooking
bitch you just replicated it
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>>222804051
>AI “artists” bragging about their latest prompt
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>>222803821
That dabo girl has too much ass.
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What were they thinking
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>>222804002
Our non-interference in Gaza isn't political? Because I find it to be highly political. The Prime Directive is inherently a conservative principle.
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>222804102
frfr senpai, bussin based
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>>222796581
>The destruction of Romulus if you consider it canon is far more destructive. The only Romulans left are colonists

That's not what happened to the Romulans. They lost multiple systems including their home system but remained a major power after it happened, just diminished and far less militant to the point they abolished the Neutral Zone.
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>>222802622
>Troi can tell that I booked an appointment with her because I really want to bust a nut and have a holodeck session after this to accomplish that fact
Not sure how to navigate that situation
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>>222804102
the prime directive is just "don't give people the ability to destroy planets if they haven't already developed it themselves"
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>>222804151
The Ferengi stock exchange took a big hit on that day
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>>222803966
>so we should stop sending aid to Ukraine then?
Yes
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>>222803966
Prime Directive only applies to effective savages. It doesnt apply to people that know about Federation's existence. Ukraine knows that US exists
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>>222801860
bakula has a goofy face but is still kinda sexy, you can tell he's a man who fucks
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>>222804165
She must be used to constant feelings of lust directed at her. Even very attractive human women know when guys want to fuck them then and there. And Betazoids are much more free sexually than humans.
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>>222795892
never thought about it but it's true.
then again, don't NCOs de facto have more authority than junior and even mid level commissioned officers?
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>>222804197
>>222804262
I don't think Palestine is our technological equivalent but there are a lot of people on one particular side of the aisle who believe that we should support them, or at least stop sending money to the Dominion.

Seems like non-interference is pretty political to me.
It definitely was during WW2 before the US joined.
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>>222804331
Humanity has evolved past base instinct and animalistic behavior in Trek, it's foundational. She'd notice and have you rotated away from the representative Flagship to serve somewhere with access to extensive therapy.
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>>222803966
you don't understand, Ukraine is metapolical for troons.
the Federation needs Bajor to be pro-faggot
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>>222804128
does any lil zigglet even know what Tears for Fears is?
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>>222804421
yes, they grew up in the age of constant endless information. Millenials were shaped by the Internet, Zoomers were born in it and it shows.
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>>222804383
>Humanity has evolved past base instinct and animalistic behavior in Trek
Ummm Berkeley debunks you.
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>>222804460
>Millenials were shaped by the Internet, Zoomers were born in it and it shows.
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>>222804480
Broccoli is a DEI hire, harmless but deranged enough to give everyone a good feeling about tolerating his inceldom.
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>>222804421
Zoomers always make 40 year old songs trend because of TikTok edits. It doesn't help we're in an age of stuck culture where old media is more popular than ever. Which makes Picard's line about not wanting to revel in the past when the present is so interesting, all so quaint.
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>>222803706
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>>222804331
>Troi knows that you just spent your entire off day in the holodeck plowing her hologram copy's cheeks
Good thing the Federation is more lax on workplace harassment.
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>Unc Spock, can I get a readout from the SHEEESHmeter?
>SHEEESHmeter reads bussin', Cap.
>On God?
>On God.
>But... Unc Spock... ain't no way?
>Ain't no way the SHEEESHmeter could be cooked, Cap. But it is cooked. On God. On a stack.
>*dramatic close-up and music stab, cut to commercial*
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>>222804310
>Bakula in some interview said that "sexuality is fluid"
Yeah he's definitely fucked dudes that's hot
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>>222804517
I believe this mass nostalgia is a symptom that we are living in a Dark Age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs
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some of us are stuck in nostalgia at least.
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Why did people hate Generations again? That CGI is impressive.
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>>222804592
He was probably just coping for his mentally ill son/daughter
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>>222804705
Because its fucking retarded and Kirk is shoehorned into the movie in the most gratuitously pointless way.
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>>222804720
This was years before he even had a tranny son, this is when he was cross dressing and kissing other men on Quantum Leap
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the romulan empire not surviving the destruction of romulus is retarded. even in jjkurtzmans shitty alt universe the supernova wasnt a surprise. they had plenty of time to evacutate and no reason not to. from there is would be a simple matter of relocating to any number of planets in the star empire. as a matter of pride and principle they would refuse assistance from the federation.
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>>222804741
My script was much better, and made more sense.
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>ONE GORILLION NEW STAR TREK MOVIES AND SERIES
>people still keep discussing mostly ENT and earlier

What went wrong? Preferably in Haiku format.
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>>222804763
There is no real way to evacuate a Homeworld
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>>222804787
They didn't make any star trek. And in some shows actively tried to insult people who do like star trek
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>>222804787
Star Trek fans like discussing Star Trek, not genetic netflix-tier sci-fi slop with a Star Trek brand label slapped on the side as an afterthought
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>>222804787
>science fiction hope
>forty pieces of silver
>all is paid in full
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>>222804912
unless you have spaceships and transporters
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>>222804787
Make unrelated concepts and stories

lets bring in the fake modern audience

it's not star trek really

Tried my best, they took the name and basic visuals and didn't provide any of the quality writing, acting or morals of Star Trek. Essentially made wacky theater kid star wars content
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>>222804787
Shrimple
Past ENT is not Star Trek
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>>222804959
got any more buzzwords you'd like to get off your chest?
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>>222804989
The only buzzword I used was "slop." I think you might suffer from digital dementia.
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>>222805004
self awareness ain't your forte, but that's all right, we listen and we don't judge
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>>222804989
>the Morrisey biography
heh
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>>222805020
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>>222804787
None of the new shows were designed to be watched more than once, they're disposable TV like anything else that's streaming
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>>222805086
That's Discovery and Picard being serialized to shit which was all the rage at the time. I rewatch Lower Decks and SNW all the time.
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>>222805120
I'm also trans btw my name is Lumba (she/her)
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>>222805142
based
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>>222805120
>I rewatch Lower Decks and SNW all the time.
kek get a load of this faggot
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Alright im in
Time to join the trek cult. Not seen any since enterprise when I was a kid
Whats the best pirate site to stream? Is there a specialist trekky one?
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>>222804787
>They wanted money
>See capeshit excelling
>Disaster follows
Pretty much sums it up.
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new, get it while it's HOT
>>222805211
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>>222805191
streamex.sh
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>>222805217
>7 posts early
ffs
Just once, I’d like to shitpost with professionals
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>>222805247
always whining
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>>222805257
do better
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>>222805217
>Lesbian Space Princess Edition
No
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star trek
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trek star
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>>222799939
I would store my cum in there
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>>222804592
based. In the future everyone is bisexual (or gay)
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>>222803727
People who spaz out about shit like this are usually actual pedophiles themselves trying to blend in
>haha, I hate pedophiles too guise. Shoot your local pedophile, lmao
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DS9 is good.



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