how do you even defend yourself in this situation?
>>222796919I rode one of these way up at Canadas Wonderland and started trying to get my raft to go back and forth like a pendulum and I got so close to the edge I was looking over the side 120 ft. down at the grass below. I also almost got sucked out from underneath one of those drop zone tower rides at a different park one time when my restraint never fully locked. I was holding onto the handlebars for dear life.
>>222796919Kick the shark in the nose. They hate it and would retreat back into the sea
>>222796919Just don't put your butthole on the drain hole and you will be fine.
>>222796960Dude. Sharks can’t swim backwards.
I would listen, and that's what nobody else did.