What if Coleman Trebor’s attempted assassination of Count Dooku at the First Battle of Geonosis had been successful?
>>222797707He died like a fucking bitch
>>222797707then glorp shitto would've taken over the galaxy
Why didn't the rescue the captives in secret before they were brought out and then just nuke the stadium with the thousands of ships?
>>222797733from my point of view you're a fucking bitch
Dooku being martyred maybe leads to more systems wanting to leave the Republic sooner than they would have or ones that never did wanting to leave as well. I don't see it helping the Republic or the Jedi and just helping Palpatine.
Nothing? Dooku was literally thrown away some months later in EP3- the sith don`t care about one particular person, they just replace you and move on
>>222797751grungleman & binkus would have stopped him
>>222797778Yeah? Well I have the high ground and that makes you the bitch.
>>222797733Didn`t you read the fucking LORE??? JANGO HAD ANTI- JEDI AMMUNITION
>>222797802Is that star wars legends lore or new canon lore?
>>222797787>months laterMore like 3 years.
>>222797839Years are made of months
>>222797904Chat is this true?
Jango survives and kills him.
The Osama bin Laden guy
>>222797707I want a big fin on my head like that, that is cool as fuck.
>>222797793Not if flebblekix nop got the shard of klinox and put it in his lightsaber!
>>222798309Imagine not knowing that flebblekix nop already got assassinated by Florb Gorglejonx in the deleted scene in the prequel.
>>222798309If Flebblekix Nox ever gets the shard of klinox it’s over. >>222798359>deleted scene>implying that was ever even close to being S-Cannon
I miss the vibe of 90s Star Wars like you wouldn't believe
Reminder
>>222799074lucas would never
>>222799074>an ancient Sith blaster techniqueI don't think so, Tim
>>222798451>>222798359>>222797802>>222797751I love this shit so much, it really highlights that this is all fictional and there is no "lore" that isn't made up on the spot or convenient to entertaining retards. People treat this shit like executives give a crap about any of it. Even Stan Lee pointed out the ridiculousness of this slop being whatever the writer wanted. They're all made up stories that are basically bedtime tales.
>>222799074Kino writing ngl
>>222799677>He doesn't know about Freedon NaddHumblebrag that you had sex
>>222799074I imagine the blaster having a small LCD screen like a printer with a slow scrolling text that says "ERROR: WOODOO HIDE POLISH REQUIRED, CONTACT ADMINISTRATOR"
>>222797707Dooku, stop this now-ACK
>>222797707Coleman Trebor was a male Vurk Jedi Master from the watery world of Sembla. Force sensitive from youth, he was taken to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant and rose to Knight and then Master, the only known Vurk to reach that rank in the Republic era. He stood 2.13 meters tall with a long cranial crest and carried a green lightsaber. Fellow Jedi respected him first as a diplomat. He settled interplanetary disputes through negotiation and preferred words to violence, though he would fight when peace required it. After Yarael Poof died, Trebor took his seat on the Jedi High Council during the Separatist Crisis and the plot against Padme Amidala.In 22 BBY he joined Mace Windu’s strike team on Geonosis to rescue Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padme. During the First Battle of Geonosis he fought droids in the Petranaki Arena, then spotted Count Dooku watching from a balcony. Trebor leapt up intending to cut the Separatist leader down or capture him at once. He hoped one strike would stop the war before it spread across the galaxy. Later sources said the Clone Wars might have been averted if he had succeeded.He never reached Dooku. Jango Fett stood beside the Count and opened fire at close range. Trebor deflected the first two bolts. The third hit his shoulder and the fourth his chest. The impacts knocked him over the railing. He fell to the arena floor and died. He could not block every shot because the attack came as a surprise while his focus was locked on Dooku. Fett fired a fast, tight salvo from only a few meters away. A Jedi can predict and deflect blaster fire, but even a Council Master can fail when range, speed, and a hunter line up against a diplomat already committed to one target. Dooku never drew his saber. The scene exists in part to prove Jango was a genuine threat. Mace Windu later killed Fett in the same arena.Trebor remains a footnote: a wise mediator who almost changed history and died in seconds.
>>222801362If Coleman Trebor had cut down Count Dooku in the Petranaki Arena, the galaxy would not have followed the path we know. Dooku would have died before he could flee Geonosis, before he could take Anakin’s arm in the hangar, and before he could spend three years as the face of the Confederacy. The droid armies would still have existed. The clones had already landed. But the Separatists would have lost their former Jedi spokesman in the opening hour of the war.Anakin Skywalker would have left Geonosis with both hands. He would never have been told by Palpatine to execute a kneeling, disarmed Sith on the Invisible Hand. That murder was one of the first real cracks in him. Without it, Palpatine would have needed another test to pull the Chosen One across the line. The secret marriage to Padme could still have happened, but Anakin’s legend as the Hero With No Fear would have been shorter. Ahsoka might never have been assigned to him, because that apprenticeship was a wartime choice.Palpatine would have been in real trouble. Dooku was Darth Tyranus, the man who hired Jango Fett, commissioned the clone army, and held the Separatist Senate together. Sidious would still have been Chancellor, still have had the chips and Order 66, still have wanted the Jedi thin and hated. He would have improvised a new apprentice and a new villain for the Holonet. The war might have been messier and shorter, or he might have built a second crisis to keep emergency powers flowing. A quick Separatist collapse would have made it harder to turn the Republic into an Empire in three years.The Jedi would have stayed closer to peacekeepers than generals. The Council would have claimed a stunning victory and perhaps grown overconfident. Grievous as we know him likely never takes command. The Republic survives, but Palpatine is not finished. He rarely is. Trebor would have bought the galaxy time, not safety.
wait, that nigga's name is fucking coleman?
>>222798852My nigga
>>222797707Palpatine probably would have raised another apprentice. The jedi battles of this is way less relevant than the actual clone war and Palpatine controls both side so nothing changes.
>>222801133>Temuera Morrison voice>"Damn.">Tosses it away, draws a second identical blaster and now the fight is on
does he have the only copy of the Death Star plans? are there backups, or are they in a server somewhere?when Leia has the 'stolen data tapes' in the first film, i assume the guy means '[stolen data] tapes' (as in, she wrote them to blank tapes) and not 'stolen [data tapes]' (she stole some data tapes).
>>222797707Sar Labooda survives, takes over the Jedi Council with her sister Depa, they go to town on each other.
>>222797707Darth Icky DeuDeu would have been forced to reveal himself on space broadcast news
>>222797796Kek
>>222798161You will never be a vurk
Nigga thought he was gonna do somethin'
Coleman Trebor vs Duncan Idahowho wins?
>>222802566Star wars doesnt even have FTL comms so they were literally tapes
>>222799074the star wars eu is the supidest fiction ever made
>>222797707Dooku would have returned in the next movie and made that dinosaur go extinct.
>>222799074>jango time travels eight years into the past only to get killed, causing a paradox loop
>>222797781I think it would credibly shake confidence in the Separatist project and inspire hesitation in others considering aligning with it
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>>222799074Honestly can't even tell if this is legit or shitpost
>>222797787That was part of the plan though. Being assassinated by a random jedi wouldn't be
>coleman treborLMAO. how people still take star wars seriously is beyond me
It would have been the butterfly wings event that eventually would have led to Dinos supplanting humans as the most powerful and numerous species in the galaxy.
>>222797707Count Dooku would have disarmed him easily. He was literally the best duelist taught by Yoda at the time.
>>222799074EU writers would make up shit like this instead of admitting that this guy kinda sucked.
>>222797787Dooku died in battle years later at the climactic siege of the enemy capital. This is not the same as a dude jumping out and shanking him when hes still planning things
>>222805820Yes. Dooku is indeed very powerful. Coleman was retarded to think he could defeat Dooku AND Jango Fett at the same time.
>>222797707Where's Vito
>>222799074What's with all these ridiculous explanations for everything in Star Wars? It's fucking absurd.
>>222797778Well then you really are a fucking bitch.
Has anyone ever found some Jira porn? I've been searching high and low for 27 years
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>>222797707>tries to assassinate the head of a political entity>we're the good guys, why are you shooting at us???
>>222807098wasnt this bitch supposed to be anakins grandma
>>222797707Sheev would have just appointed Grievous as chief stooge earlier.
