do you guys ever dream in /tv/?i just woke up from this one.I was hiding from a Xenomorph. It had just jumped up into the air ducts. I was in a room with an overhead duct opening. I found a hiding spot. the plan was to wait until i heard it come down hopefully somewhere else then jump up into the duct and make an escape. Not so easy. It came down in the room i was in. I slipped under a desk to further conceal myself. The alien started searching the room. To my horror it crouched down and crawled under the same desk. Somehow it didnt see me. But i knew it would at any moment. Im done for. Knowing im about to die I do the only thing i can think of. I do something silly. I wrapped the xeno in a hug. And the xeno... did nothing. It just laid there. Getting hugged. I thought "wait... do they just like hugs? did i just solve xenomorphs??" Nope.
>>222798857After a moment of what must have been pure confusion for the thing it grabs me. Its standing now. Standing and lifting me off the ground holding me at eye level (if they had eyes that is). Its teeth bared. My face about to have a new orifice. Again, it was over. But then it wasnt. Someone grabs it. Or maybe punches it. I drop to the ground and see my savior. He was a tall man. He looks like Cable from Xmen but hes not a mutant. Hes a genetically enhanced super soldier. And unlike the xeno, this man PERSONALLY wants me dead. Why? dream-me didnt fill me in on the why. All i know is im fucked. Anyways this man proceeds to beat the absolute shit out of the xenomorph. It was quite the sight to behold but now was not the time to be a spectator. It was time to escape.I slip away. I get outside. its dark. Good, i can hide. I look back through the window. Its too late. He sees me. The xeno must be dead and im next. he walks out. Pauses a second. Gives me a subtle nod and walks off. Thats when i notice the group of people standing out there. Im not sure who these people are but i get the sense they are also dangerous. Not in the physical sense. more like a group of evil lawyers like Wolfram and Heart from the Angel series (Buffy spinoff). I somehow orchestrated the whole thing. I knew they couldnt be trusted but "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" so i took a chance. They must have had something the super soldier wanted and made a deal.
When dawn of the planet of the apes was coming out I had a dream that I was a professional film critic watching an advanced screening and had a pencil and notepad to write my thoughts down. The monkeys started getting more humanoid until they were clowns for some reason and it became a McDonalds ad. Woke up hungry.
>>222798901lol
>>222798857I had a dream that was just the fourth Evil Dead movie (before they actually made one.) All I remember about it now was that the climax had the contents of the Necronomicon get written all over the inside walls of the cabin before shit really hit the fan. It was kino.
>>222799106>the contents of the Necronomicon get written all over the inside walls of the cabinin human blood of course, I should mention.
>>222799106that does sound kino
>>222798857I had a dream with xenomorphs but luckily I was only hiding from them, it was cool
>>222798857I remember having a dream that felt like a classic horror film. I was in 18th century America in some village and it was autumn and the forest was all orange and fallen leaves were all over the ground, the wind was blowing them through the forest, there was some evil spirit or murderer haunting the town or something, I was hiding in a barn with pitchforks, there was some scary looking preacher who looked Amish. Wish I could remember it better, it was kino at the time.
