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>>222800727
facts about amazon bond
>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond
>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew
>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond"
>Jacob elordi auditioned for the role but bezos doesn't like him, says his role in euphoria was "embarrassing"
>Henry Cavill auditioned for the role, bezos wanted him but female amazon executive said Cavill has "no charisma" and because of his "incel allegations"
>American bond is off limits due to contract Amazon signed with Barbara broccoli
>Various English actors auditioned for bond but bezos doesn't want a literal who he wants a known actor
>Callum Turner auditioned for the role, female executives want him because he's dating Dua Lipa and they want her to sing the bond theme. Bezos allegedly doesn't like the idea because Dua Lipa "looks like a tranny"
>timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond

total zoomer death
every franchise will be ruined with this new generation of "actors"

>>222800727
Jesus fucking christ. They all look so weak.

>>222800998
>>Callum Turner auditioned for the role, female executives want him because he's dating Dua Lipa and they want her to sing the bond theme. Bezos allegedly doesn't like the idea because Dua Lipa "looks like a tranny"
Holy mother of based if true. Callum Turner is even more bland than Cavill. He's lucky to be 6'2.

>>222800727
Elordi is easily the best looking of all of them, and he is tall

>>222801151
He's a bitch like all of them

>>222800727
0 testosterone in that pic