>IT'S OVER, ALLOSAURUS, I HAVE THE HIGH GR-ACK
>He's right behind me, isn't he?
>>222803359Imagine how hard his alternate timeline self got laid during the ending.
>>222803359The whife should have died, in both timelines. She was the reason he died in the first place and pretty much left him alone to fight multiple times during the movie.
>AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! My leg! My leg is ripped off! Allosaurus you rat! You weren’t knocked out by my baseball bat! You were playing dead so you could give me the ol’ leg ripping! How could you give a random human the leg ripping, allosaurus?!
GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER
>>222803359Damn, corny like an 80s flick but lacks soul
>>222803359Fun scene.It suprised me out of nowhere.
>>222803359>actually successfully topple a fucking dinosaur with a sledge hammer>casually walk around it instead of caving it's skull completely in just in caseDeserved death
For people that don't get it: the actor in the webm is known for playing Obi-Wan in Star Wars and utters that same line though this is a different movie. Pretty clever.
>>222804090should have said spicy leg ripping
>>222803359>Really cool bit of KOing an Allosaurus.Gets really retarded, writer's hand in plain sight kinda retarded, to have him get killed.
>>222803359There's no way a man that size can generate enough force to rattle the brain of a adult t-rex with a hammer. It would be like a bump from a falling acorn. Do these retarded millenial writers not understand weight classes and simple physics?
>>222803359>JP Parody movieNice
>>222804223KekThis YouTuber did a ballistics gel test on a Rex headIt would take massive amounts of force to land a killing blow on one, even with firearms
>>222804223>how do i make this about millenials
>>222804223His family was in danger
>>222804240well yeah firearms normally kill from blood loss
>>222804295Jurassic park assured me that blood loss only applies to people though ?
>>222804223Might as well complain about the time traveling portal dinosaurs
>>222804223>simple physicsExplain the simple physics of a suburban street getting transported millions of years into the past
>>222804315>>222804359A sci fi story only gets one free card.They would have to explain that the ancient oxygen-rich atmosphere made his muscles more efficient for me to accept it.
>>222804223People born in the '70s aren't millennials.
>>222804090Kek based reference
>>222803359>oh no please, don't mind me, continue devouring my husband while I slowly walk away
>>222804223You don't need to much force if you hit the jaw you dumbasses, that's why the term "crystal jaw"
>>222803359New Monster Hunter movie looking good.
>>222804551>that's why the term "crystal jaw"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS where my poo bros at?
>>222804223Maybe you can't, pussy. That's not a T-Rex either.>inb4 it doesn't matterYou're the one trying to sound smart.
>>222804380Your thinking of the Carboniferous period.
>>222804664kek
>>222804809*you're
Why did the long neck dinos on this movie have fucking hair
>>222804894Someone in the production heard that dinosaurs had feathers and went wild.
>>222803359This looks like the type of movie everyone either hates or loves, but nobody has actually seen it.
>>222804894>>222804941
>>222804136This, fucker should have gone ape on that skull with the sledgehammer.
>>222803359I was gonna see this but not now. The ankle shot wouldnt have even registered. The KO is beyond absurd. Worst of all is a 20ft gigaton aggressive lizard being totally non-present thabks to the dogshit acting. Heseatinfg the dude and you sidle by like you're witnessing a dog performing autofellatio. Theres something distinctly 3rd world about this offering. Like something you see on a wall mounted tv in a cheap chinese restaurant. Bollywoodesque even. Is this what the capeshit movies are likethayt everyone watches?
>>222803359Dinosaurs would die with a single shotgun. I will be more afraid of a fucking lion than a big ass reptile.
>>222805840A big enough Lion can most likely shrug off a shotgun blast, you need stopping power to drop a large predator before it gets to you. I don't even think that most "dinosaurs" were even reptiles.
I don’t think a person would just stand there and watch their husband or probably anyone get torn apart alive by an animal. Yeah shock can cause people to freeze up but she literally stares at her husband getting eaten like one of you freaks watching live leak. It’s creepy.
>>222803359>kill off the dad>aboobloohoo>no wait ackchully they went back in time and EVERYONE WAS OKAY haha nothing matteredBOO
>>222806205>EVERYONE WAS OKAYExcept the other version of the family that the mother got killedUnless they make a sequel where they survive and take revenge
>>222805840>Dinosaurs would die with a single shotgun.Go take a shotgun blast at an african elephant fella.
>>222806247>other version of the family that the mother got killedHere's the thing about multiverse shit: nobody cares. It killed comics because there are no stakes. Everyone's expendable and has an exact clone ready to take over.
>>222803359holy fuck this movie looks kino
I hate dumb writing like this.
>>222806248Elephants were hunted to near extinction. Mamoths no longer exist. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>222803359I guess the Rileysaurus Stearns is my favorite dino from now on.
>>222806600humans can't even defeat emus
>>222803359Who the hell watches this garbage?
>>222807217What's the last movie you watched?
>>222807255(2007)『ビー・ムービー』Not that you've ever heard of it, pleb.
>>222804090kek
>>222803359Woman moment>>222806129This guy has never had a girlfriend
>>222803359AI can’t take over Hollywood fast enough
>>222804279they are actors
>>222806129Shock wouldn't override the emotional reaction, she should be freaking out or running away while crying.
>>222806272>>222806247>>222806205They play the multiverse shit for black comedy at the end when they show that both versions of the Mexican girl survived, and that her alternate universe parents eventually just accepted what she was and adopted herWhich means the movie is fully aware that Anne Hathaway just straight up intentionally murdered tons of people to fix her marriage
>>222803359why does the dinosaur play opossum to lower the dad's guard? did dinos actually do that?
>>222805267eventually they're just going to admit they were dragons all along
>>222803359Feathered dinosaurs in any media is a red flag for garbage
>>222805267Isn't it that at least the raptor type dinosaurs (im not autistic enough to know the actual terms) had the feathers because they were from the lineage that climbed up and soared out of trees? Like not all species of dinoasaurs had feathers. But at least the Archaeopteryx(?) did.
>>222804090Kino
>>222803359They really fucked up the physics on that. He would have bounced and been knocked the fuck out unconscious.The movie wasn't terrible though.
>>222804090Baseball bat. Dude was walking around with an 8lb sledge, carrying it incorrectly, and swinging it like it was a wiffle ball bat. They fucked the physics of that up too.
>>222807588>ListenSpace man.
>>222804090Lmao
Why'd he run up to the porch instead of up the stairs? Stupid
>>222810116And do you know how quickly an animal that size would have dislodged that decorative pillar and brought the roof down on that front porch? They fucked up the physics on a lot of shit. But again, outside of McGreggor's character being nieve and fucking annoying, it's not a terrible watch.
this movie had so much fucking advertising
>>222804977I saw it and hated it. It’s bad, but what really angers me about it is that it *could* have been good. Fuck it. It SHOULD have been good, great even. It’s like someone said, “Hey! What if we did Jurassic Park meets Back to the Future?” and their thought process stopped at that precise point. They got Obi Wan and Catwoman, for fuck’s sake. Is it really that much to ask that they come up with a fully cooked story? What kind of soulless psychopath INTENTIONALLY writes the mom heartless enough to doom her own past self and children to die just so she can “undo” her fuckup? There were so many ways to go, and they chose the laziest and most morally indefensible. It’s this simple: have their past selves “merge” with their future selves. You just get this phone call:>Hello?>Hi Kenobi.>Catwoman!? Oh my God, honey, I was so worried! Are the kids with you?>Yes, sweetie, but you have to ->Where are you guys? I just came back upstairs and you were all g->I don’t have time to explain right now, but just come meet us here at X.See? Simple, right? Now your Gremlins-esque mashup of Jurassic Park and BttF doesn’t involve selficide and terrible, selfish decisions presented as “heartwarming.”
>>222810494It's weird that it's not an oversight or a plot holeThe movie wants to stare you in the face and confirm that Anne Hathaway very knowingly murdered those people to steal the husband from that timeline
>>222809516She's a clever girl
>>222804538thats realistic, women have dumb responses to danger
>>222804090i just realize that if the ai faggots are right we will later be able to insert rittenhouse into movies like john wick or this dino slop lol
>>222806600They weren’t killing them with shotguns.
bottom line is this flick any good? I need something to watch this weekend and there's nothing good opening
>>222810651The most successful elephant hunter in history favored a weapon slightly less powerful than a modern .308
>>222810534I know! It’s utter lunacy.
>>222810707I just looked him up. That’s fucking impressive, but bear this in mind: >He improved his hunting skills by the dissection and study of the skulls of elephants he shot. He perfected a technique of shooting elephants from an extremely difficult position, diagonally behind the target; this became known as the 'Bell Shot'.He was a sharpshooter who had perfected his technique. Your average Joe is gonna end up elephant toe jam.
>>222810660Go see Statham on a boat instead.
>>222803761No. Shut up.
>>222810862saw that last weekend it sucked ass statham is losing it! Shelter working man and mutiny were trash
>>222810494Nailed it. Fuck Abrams. Fuck Bad Robot. And fuck everyone near them.
>>222810926Are you going to eat every chicken in this room?
>>222810898Well, The Dig Stars is coming out this weekend. It might at least be better than this horseshit movie. Does tonedeaf writing bother you? If so, you’ll hate Oak Street. Honestly, the action and fx aren’t even all that great. >>222811013Somebody is.
>>222811029fuck it I'll drive 3 towns over to watch angry rices flick
>>222811130At least it’ll have a qt in it.
>>222803359Movie was alright but it could've been kino. Needed more spinosaurus. When it first appeared I assumed it would be the Dino big bad of the movie but it just kind of fucks off after traumatising Obi wan and his wife for five minutes.
>>222803359Garbage wokeslop with plenty of GUUURLLL POWER and worthless males with a random interracial lesbian couple.
>>222803359This was a good movie desu. An Amblin movie with a dark undertone. I particularly liked how everyone came to appreciate the father by the end, and how the son believed his dad about God.
Either this is a plothole or the mother literally murdered her otherself along with her other kids just so she can have the other husband all to herself. And the husband doesn't seem to mind one bit as we can see in during the timeskip.
it was an alright movie but I didn't like the ending shit and the music was like home alone in some parts for some wierd reason when i feel it should have been darker and spookier in tone
>>222811971The movie goes out of its way with the Jeannette plot to show that it is not in fact a plotholeThe crazy bitch Rick Sanchez'd herself
>>222812053And her kids.
>>222812110fuck dem kidz
>>222810626what if I want to insert Charlie Kirk
>>222812267What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business.
>>222812053Typical woman...
>>222804090That's jeet tier CGI
>>222804136my thoughts exactly.
>>222806918He finally got that Scottish cocksucker.
>>222806918>>222812909LMFAO
>>222804116This is corny like Sharknado and still lacks that movie's soul.
>>222803359PUTASAURUS BITCH
>>222803359Do ewan and Anne have gambling debts or something? Why would sign onto this?
>>222813617Don't know, JJ Abrams is radioactive at this point.
>>222813617It had a very interesting writer/director spontaneously delivering his worst work ever
>>222803359>knocking it over like that>against an animal that takes much worse punishment from other dinos Yeah, I'm skipping this trash.
>>222810494qrd what's the actual ending,did they actually explain how they ended up in the past like it's a pseudo dino crisis sequel
>>222809784>Like not all species of dinoasaurs had feathers.Yeah but it became a "political" thing thus only two options
>>222813859How or why the wormholes showed up is never explainedHow the time travel itself functions is sort of explained, since in the final jump the protagonists end up back home, 20 minutes before the wormhole ate the neighborhood in the first placeAnne Hathaway gets on the phone and gets people to evacuate their homes. She saves some of her friends, a guy she hates, her husband who she'd already seen die. The brown girl who saw her parents killed rushes to her parents house and finds her parents, and herself from 20 minutes ago, and apparently THAT family sorts it out and lives happily ever afterBut all of this, especially the brown girl inadvertently duplicating herself to save her parents, implies that Anne Hathaway intentionally allowed 20 Minutes Ago Anne Hathaway and her children to die so that she could keep 20 Minutes Ago Ewan McGregor to herself
The implied lesbian shit pissed me the fuck off, quite honestly
>>222809784There's some big specimens that had feathers like yutyrannus and earliest evidence is from early or middle jurassic period like kulindadromeus, so we know they go back a long time.Also incredible well preserved fossils like the psittacoraurus which had bristles on the tail and how they figured out the approximate color of its skin.If someone wants to go deeper in learning about dinosaur anatomy and the science of it, psittacosaurus papers are a great start:https://www.nature.com/articles/s42003-022-03749-3
>>222805267
>>222813964>i wanted a man to have more than one wifeI thought this place despised polygamy.
>>222810580This, men always know how to react to danger and imminent death.
>>222806205is not more like>go back in time and doom the entire family by removing the thing that saved them in the first place?
>>222804359>errmm it's fiction?? hello?????? yeah anything goes it's alright lmao it's just a movie lol who cares xddddniggas like this are the reason we have shit writing btw, not "millennials" or "zooomers" or whatever the fuck
>>222803359I really like how she goes into broken shock here. Good job Anne Hathaway
>>222804136I'm still trying to work out why he didn't just run up the steps and into the house instead of just standing there talking to the bitch
>>222818624there's 20 more seconds of that btwI don't know what the fuck the dino is munching on here, considering he could swallow obi wan whole
>>222819161i havent seen this show why the hell are they just walking outside?
>>222819177because dinos are really slow
and weak against tree branches
ARGH YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT MY HEAD
>>222819244are they deaf?
>>222819161>I don't know what the fuck the dino is munching on here, considering he could swallow obi wan wholeYou're so preoccupied with whether or not it could, you didn't stop to think if it should
>obi-wan, use the force against these two 10ft dinos, it's a good trick
>>222819244It looks weird. The center of gravity seems off, it looks like it should fall. And it walks oddly. The CGI department failed hard here.
>>222819334I have no idea why they made the mother survive.
>ARGHHH NOT THE TINY WOODEN ARROW, WHO DID THAT
>holding the door against this 30ton snake, my father taught me this trick... and he was a good friendyou know what, fuck this, this is just absurd, I'm done
>>222803359Fakest missing leg effect since Tusk.
>>222804136>>222804212It would be like a rodent caving your skull in. Totally unrealistic.
I know dinosaurs are scary, ubt the movie had way too much screaming.
>>222819426It's also a pea-sized brain. Have fun trying to kill it.It getting knocked out at all is very retarded from the start. You get knocked out because you're brain gets knocked around inside your skull. Not much of a brain inside a dino. So knocking it out is basically impossible.
>>222819372>>222819409this is so fucking retarded. How is anyone defending this
>>222803359This "movie" is just a money laundering scheme huhNo way someone actually reviewed this dogshit and thought "Yep, this is hitting the theatres"
>>222819372Predators are surprisingly bitches, tho. You get a good hit in and they most likely skedaddle
>>222819507I know. I've experienced that. Hit a polar bear with a nerf gun and it will run away. Same thing with hippos and alligators
>>222819507watch >>222819409
>>222819507Because their survival relies on a succesful hunt, if they get injured they either can't hunt or it makes it very difficult and they will have to rely on carrion which is also risky if they encounter another predator.
this is laughable amerikeks
>>222819454First two hammer blows once it's on the ground would be to its eyes.
>>222819507That’s meant to be a titanoboa though. It competed with and probably even hunted giant prehistoric crocodiles. Same as the allosaur, these apex predators are just built different than the ones we had today. Imagine being an apex predator built to hunt sauropods, and a fucking sledgehammer scares you off. No shit, a sledgehammer blow would make a bear think twice, but they only hunt moose. Allosaurs hunted animals the size of semi-trailers, or bigger. It’s just a fucking preposterous film.
>>222812267Who?
>>222819409>30ton snake.I know you’re exaggerating and using hyperbole. But the titanoboa is estimated at about 1 ton. Anacondas only reach about 400lbs, and they can ragdoll grown men, their strikes will knock you off your feet and when they constrict, sometimes the victim still dies if the snake is shot dead. The idea you could use your human muscles to keep a titanoboa behind a door is absolutely ludicrous. It could probably just strike clean through the door and still knock you over. Without the door in the way? It would be like being hit by a battering ram. To combat these animals, I think Pete Postlethwaite‘s character from Jurassic Park 2 had the right idea. You’d want an elephant gun chambered in nitro express to reliably hurt them. >>222819980Allosaur fossil evidence shows they bit each other. The sledgehammer just isn’t enough. You could hurt one badly with a heavy spear or poleaxe, but fighting them in melee is suicidal behaviour no matter what weapon you have.
>>222805840The dinosaur dying at some point after it kills you will be very comforting, I’m sure.You need stopping power to hunt big animals safely.
>>222820215>But the titanoboa is estimated at about 1 ton.>"it reached lengths of roughly 13 meters (42 to 50 feet)."it's not a titanoboa obviously because this movie snake looks to be 50 meters in length
>>222803359the way it pulls its head back at 0:07 is xbox 360-tier
I should have also made a webm of the scene where the snake slithers out of the make shift pool somehow not crushing it and somehow having enough room in therebut I already closed the tab
>>222820263Ah ok.A 50 metre constrictor snake would probably be at least 5 tons. It would be a one animal natural disaster, assuming it didn’t die under its own weight or starve.1,000 prime Ewan McrGreggors couldn’t stop it from entering a door.
>>222820384thank you chatgpt
>>222820389I may have autism, but I am not a robot.
>>222804551Thank you for douing the needful saar
>>222820075honestly anything bigger than a black bear and a sledgehammer is just gonna piss it off. a 9mm bullet will bounce off a grizzly's forehead more often than not. dont forget a moose will total a pickup truck when hit at speed, and grizzlies run those things down for lunch
>>222804090jej
>>222803359This is retarded
>>222819161Why is it shot like a comedy
>>222820281Give some credit to the 360. The hardware and devs of those days were more capable than the army of retarded jeets we're stuck with.
>>222819244You can tell none of them have ever been to a gas station in the ghetto
>>222804223No, humans are getting increasingly less intelligent. These writers and producers live in an extremely insular world. If you were to introduce them to any domesticated large mammal they would flip shit and completely misunderstand the animal so poorly they'd probably be injured by it.
Proto feathers are not feathers. Damn revisionists.
>>222804090>gave him the Yamcha craterkek
>>222803359this was so anticlimax, but it was worse what the did at the end fro the sake of status quo.I hate dishonest film. I really liked the film, but it is really a dishonest films.It is better to be a honest film than a good film.
>>222819426Rodents can still bite your eyes.
>>222819283>this is supposed to be a CoelophysisIt's like they were afraid of using any actual species of dromaeosaurid so they took another type of dinosaur and turned it into a dromaeosaurid.
>>222820075That thing is not a Titaniboa. It's a land eel with the mouth of an Edestus.
>>222804223An 8 to 10lb sledge hammer most certainly would hurt. But yeah, that skull isn't getting so rattled the animal loses consciousness.
>>222819409This is fucking atrocious.
>>222823084He got dazed and fell over.The real issue is that the retard didn't then continue to pummel its skull into the ground and instead went "nah, good enough!" and ran off.
>>222803359>"I wish we had more dinosaur movies besides Jurassic Pa-"
>>222819426Animals dont like getting hurt the scene looks stupid but I dont mind the attempt to portray them some instinct of self preservation instead of portraying them as insanely aggressive. It would hurt if someone hit you in the teeth with a big sledgehammer.
>>222819367Yes you do.
I genuinely hate this trend of putting dinosaurs in urban environments with no real rhyme or reason to it and people pretending like the setting clash isn't the corniest thing ever.
>>222823878The street was teleported to the Mesozoic.
>>222824049I know, that's not what I'm getting at.
>>222823878this is the first movie to do that
>>222824378bait or retarded?
>>222824401name 1
You underestimate my power.
>>222824421Are you seriously challenging me to name one movie that features dinosaur(s) in an urban environment?
>>222824469yes
>>222804090Very good post.
>>222804136In his defense, if you're able to topple an Allosaurus like that, I assume I would also assume it is dead since any force strong enough to move an Allosaurus like that is also strong enough to crush its skull
>>222803359this was the the best scene of the movieit actually shut everyone up in my theater after there was constant laughter and people chatting during the flick how stupid some of the scenes were>people laughing at him knocking out the dino>mixed with audible sighs/groans>some guy yelled something along the lines of "of course, so stupid, man" (can't remember, it was over a week ago)>people audibly talking to each other again>suddenly Ewan McGregor actually gets fucking chomped in this pg13 movie after all these cliche escape scenesnobody said a word for the next 5 minutes lmaotoo bad the ending ruined it
>>222824484The Lost WorldThe Beast from 20,000 FathomsAny Godzilla movieThe Valley of GwangiWe're Back! A Dinosaur's StoryAdventures in Dinosaur CitySuper Mario BrosThe Lost World: Jurassic ParkJurassic World: Fallen KingdomJurassic World: DominionJurassic World: RebirthPrimitve War
>>222824710Also Tammy and the T. rex and Theodore Rex.
>>222824710Godzilla is not a dinosaur and primitive war was in the vietnam jungle. That guy is trolling you, but some of this list is wrong and stupid
>>222824857And now you're trolling because Godzilla is a dinosaur.
>>222824936Only the Heisei Godzilla is a dinosaur.
>>222824710almost all of those are more than 10 years old, with many being 20-30
>>222824710>The Lost Worldone dinosaur, not dinosaurs (the kid rex was never free)>Any Godzilla movienot a dinosaur>Super Mario Broswhat is wrong with you man>Jurassic World: Rebirthone dinosaur, not multiple, also a herbivor>primitive warin the jungleeverything else you listed are flicks, not movies
>>222807029*Australians
This wouldn't have happened in an American neighborhood
>>222824969Godzilla is a fictional mutant dinosaurHe was originally a generic looking theropod a "Godzillasaurus" until the nuclear radiation made him gigantic
>>222825210Yes, and that applies only to the Heisei Godzilla. All the others are different things.
>>222823878barney drink cum?
>>222804240I dont care about what faggots on Youtube do
>>222825027I bet you're ripped from how hard that goalpost was to move.
>>222823878Give me 15 examples faggot
