>we're supposed to believe anybody would pick the one on the left
>>222804725Your brown
>>222804725I’d pick the white one yeah and so would basically the whole global south
>>222804725Jan mogs both easily
>>222804725Take a look at your own mother. Not everything is about looks
>>222804752>your brownyes please>>222804795>(emotionally) cheats on her fiance with jim>(emotionally) cheats on jim with the camera guy>made roy miserable>as soon as they broke up, roy became a successful millionairereally makes you think
>>222804795>Take a look at your own mother.my mom was cute as shit into her 40s, sorry yours was a brown hag pig
>>222804725I'm the same brownness as Rashida, so it's obvious that I'd pick Karen. But Jim is the same as Pam, and it's best that he chose her.We'd play videogames together and have kids that looked like us, and the same for Pam and Jim. Why would antiracists claim it's bad to encourage this arrangement?
>>222804777based mrs monk appreciator
>>222805532rashida/karen is objectively more attractive both physically and as a person than pam
>>222806035attraction is objective, friendo.having kids that look like you is invaluable.
>>222804725if I worked in that office I'd have been bwcing the chubby indian chick with the meaty arse and squeaky voice.
>>222804752if only she was...
>>222806116>subjectiveI'm dumb, not ESL
>>222804725Left:>white girlRight:>mystery meatI'll take the one on the left, thanks.
Pam is ugly but Jim's chad genes could salvage some powerful ARYAN babies. Even though Karen is at least italian-passing, it's always the most subtle looking brown girls who could almost pass for white that make the most negroid babies somehow
>>222804837The cameraman angle was a total asspull and nearly ruined the entire series
>>222806712>Pam is ugly>>moronic take, from someone who failed high school biologyshut up, man
>>222806753I think they did that just to remind themselves they had committed to a mockumentary format. Parks and Rec did it better where they didn't even try to explain why the characters monologue directly to the camera.
>>222804725If you have watched the show, you'd know karen is not only the real choice, but that you shouldn't even be friends with pam; she's a fucking anchor that will drag your life to her mediocrity hell. the biggest redpill the show ever portrayed was revealing how horrible she was>bad secretary>bad salesperson>ruined roy's life, as soon as they broke up, his life improved massively>worse mother and more undisciplined than angela>failed at art school and gave up>kept jim from getting another gig to make more money>almost cheated on jim with one of the camera guys
>>222807237that's Jim's fault for not correcting and launching her to better habits and success
>>222804725Kys brownoid
>>222804725pick the peanuts out of my shit, crush it up and snort it faggot
everything about Karen is better, she even likes Call of Duty
>>222807517kek. chew your food more thoroughly, my man
>>222807519>Call of Dutylame. hopefully a girl like her in 2026 would like Fortnite.
>>222804725New whiteness test just dropped
>we're supposed to believe anybody wouldn't pick roy
>>222807489TUMMY EROTICAnyway, I thought Isabelle was the hottest
Pam by a mile
>>222804725I hope you mean stage left
>>222804725I'm always interested in the woman with bigger boobs and I'm not joking or exaggerating at all. I'm incredibly satisfied with my beautiful (fat) wife and her 38H cup saggers. What I'm saying is I'd pick Pam 10 times out of 10.
>>222807668No one wants to hear about your fat wife
>>222806256Her last name is Jones. Shes black
>>222804725It would have been more realistic for Jim to end up alone.
>>222807864>6-4 cute funny guy>alone
Here’s the real list, cross referenced with real DVD sales data
>>222807602Woah!
>>222807796>Her last name is Jones. Shes black
>>222807914erin is the most annoying and oblivious cunt in sitcom history. she's the stereotypical hot ditz without actually being hot.
>>222807796when we get married she will be wh*te
>>222804777this right here
>>222804725They're the same picture.
>>222807883>Funny guy
>>222804752Fpbp
>>222804752My brown?
>>222804725I always a Jan kinda guy. Maybe Angela or Erin if Jan doesn't work out.
>>222807914I never got why people think Holly's attractive. She looks like a grandma to me. Even Phyllis is a better choice (and underrated in the tierlist).
I, a chad, would've chosen Angela of course.
>>222809566>I, a cuck, would've chosen the office matressFTFY
>>222808007Good eye grammar nazi
>>222809625>grammar nazi
>>222807641>>222807602WOW, really big breasts on this white piggu no cap fr fr :)
>>222809668fid i fudder?
>>222804725me
>>222809726i'd pick left to stranlge her multiple times then cut her throat and watch the light leave her eyes as she bleeds out :)
>>222809726>The Mother...of Dragons...>*plap plap plap*.gif
>>222809668
It sucks that The Office is such a cozy show because I feel like such a piece of shit when I watch it
Where are my Nellie scholars at
In hindsight, forcing Jim to choose between Pam and Karen was unfair
>>222810682>9/10 body>3/10 faceI always get a confused boner when she appears on the screen
>>222811031She reminds me of Sophia Locke, which gives me a boner.
>>222807641got dam. pam had it in the front and back.https://www.ebay.com/itm/296468818537
>>222804752browniards ape on mid white women over objectively beautiful coloreds
>>222810690>neuron activation
>>222806035But I like big natural tits which pam has while karen is flat as a board
>>222804725In-universe Rashida’s character is just a more olive colored Italian, so I’d choose her. Irl she’s part black so I’d pick Jenna (even if the idea of Quincy Jones being some sort of in-law is kinda cool)
>>222804725left is hotter
>>222804725Pam is a receptionist, failed artist and cheated on her fiance for Jim. She's trash
>>222804725never understood how rashida got the brown genes and the thin lipped genes at the same time. huge dyke energy
>>222804725Left was pretty in the early seasons, but she walled kind of quick. Right was hot af at the time, but even now, looking back, she's like average attractive.
>>222804725you just have to evaluate the cheeks, Pam's are granma cheeks, she would age like shit. Guys, its not rocket science, its all on the cheeks, look what happened to Jake Gyllenhaal , shes the perfect example of shitty granma cheeks
>>222804725She is white and has bigger tits. Simple as.
karen is objectively cuter and would be a better gf/wife
>>222810690He really needs to come back. Or he got arrested in a deepfake law scenario.
>>222804725in this pic, left is far superior. in the show, right is better though she's even better in parks and rec.>>222804777correct.
>>222804997>cute as shit
