I'm sorry Ronald, but that would be socialism.
>>222805858I always felt like the death eaters were right about wizard purity, even as a kid.
>>222805880why?
How many girls did Harry rape with the help of the marauder’s map?
why didn't ron just apply for wizard trade school, get an apprentice license and get his shit together? it's not like he's 32, unemployed and living with his parents lol!
He never said that
>>222806572All the degenerate sickos in the story like Voldemort and Snape are halfbloods
>”Oi bruv,” Harry snorted, “that’s what the doll’s fo innit?”
>>222805880How can “wizard/muggle blood” be a thing when hermione has magic abilities and no wizarding heritage?
>>222805858enjoy my sister while I get the hermipussy
>>222806612Wizard tradies are mean to former wizard NEETs
>>222806830Biblically accurate Hermione is like a 5/10
>>222806719Hermione had wizarding heritage, albeit distantmudbloods always have a distant magical ancestor, essentially coming from an ancestral line of squibs, yet we're led to believe there's no statistically-higher likelihood that mixed wizards will produce a squib themselves as offspring, despite the fact that magical ability is canonically genetic in origin?it's biologically impossible for that to be true, ergo mudbloods pose a threat to wizard purity
>>222805858This is the mark of a shit writer.The only reason Ron needs to keep a shitty wand throughout the whole year is for Lockhart to use it at the end of the book/movie because Rowling decided that's the major plot point and plot demands it.It doesn't matter that it's out of character for everyone around to allow Ron to use his shitty wand, especially since this makes him an actual danger to himself and others, which also unintentionally shows complete disregard of osha by teachers and Dumbledore.As a writer, even if you decide to keep this plot point, you could figure out some other way for Ron's wand to break later in the story.
>>222809177The amount that people give a shit at Hogwarts is random at best>use a broken wand all year, who gives a shit!>We put a killer three headed dog in a hallway on the third floor, don’t go there!>Use this pen that writes in your blood!>Hold up, you don’t have a permission form to go to the local village? Hell no!
>>222809591I love how Dumbledore casually says sth in lines of "Don't go onto the third floor unless you want to meet your death", in my headcanon first years are like "...this is a joke right?" and seniors are LOLing at Dumbledore being a classic Dumbledore
>>222809177Wizardchads understand the importance of incentive structures and self-reliance. Give him a new wand for free like bleeding heart communist faggot and his dumb poor ass will just be careless and break it again in a week.
>>222809591>this is the FORBIDDEN forest, you can't go there at any time>unless it's a punishment, then you can go there at night, with hardly any supervision, to see what dangerous creature has been attacking the unicorns (sic!)
>>222809177Dumbledore specifically order Ron NOT be allowed a new wand because he thought it would be funny to make him use the broken one for a year.
>>222805858>new wand costs 7-11 galleons>in the book Weasleys have literally 2-3 galleons in their Gringotts vaultthey're poor as FUCK
>>222805858>I'm sorry Ronald, but that would be socialism.>Unlike when literally on the first week of school McGonagall gave me a top-tier broom for free
>>222807387And book accurate Ginny is close to a 10, so it all evens out.
>>222809767>professor McGonagoll is characterized as a super strict teacher>when harry breaks the rules and does something he should be expelled for, she punish him by... putting him on the quidditch team even thought he's too young, and not only that but she buys him a broomstick, not any broomstick but the best and most expensive one currently available
>>222809808bro just paralyze a unicorn or whatever, slap it's ass and get some hair, wrap that shit in some tree bark and memory wipe muggle bitches it's that easy
>>222810096Imagine letting that dweeb Snape (whom you were teaching very recently) rub it in your face that his house keeps winning the house cup and the quidditch cup.
>>222807775Wizard Genealogy is very important. Magical Darwinism should dominate magical marriages. They need to go full Indian and arrange marriages
>>222809807Dumbledore purposely stretches his leg into Ron's wand
>>222805858Kek
>tfw a jeet steals your post for his wbkike marketing spam and is now desperately trying to keep the thread alive for over 5 hours
Zoomers don’t know Harry Potter
>>222807387and she's a 6/10 in the films
>>222807387Yeah but even though she’s disgusted by Ron’s boorish piggishness she has no choice but to spread her fat, pale thighs for him, exposing her thick thatch of hair even more tightly kinked than that on her head. Without any attempt to warm her up, he spears right into her, bottoming out on the first cruel thrust. This searing stretch she feels is her warm up, before he rests his weight on her, pinning her to into the soft mattress. Then, he begins to remorselessly pound her, absolutely tenderising her insides. If she wants to climax, she has to do so around his pleasure. But she almost always does. Often times more than once, which he sneers at, smug in the effect he has on her. His disinterest in accommodating her needs is the very thing that pushes her over the edge, and as she falls off that cliff, all her facades drop away with her. He reaches inside her, and forces her vulnerability out. No matter how much she holds her breath and breaks his gaze, not matter how tightly she screws her eyeslids shut, the shaking of her inner thighs betray the truth. Again, he has utterly conquered her. Sometimes, the dynamics around the act are more important than looks. Hermione knows she’s above Ron in every single way, that she could do better, that she does deserve better. But every single day they bicker, and every night that bickering fuels a hate fuck. And she is hopelessly addicted to that cycle, which leaves her trapped with him, and trapped helpessly spasming around him, alone together, in the dimly lit room that briefly becomes their entire world. All else slides away to nothing, just the tempo of his thrust, a heartbeat stabbing upwards, until it’s all she feels. This is how it feels to love Ron Weasley, and she hates herself for it.
>>222811528By contrast Ginny might be a smokeshow, but Harry is looking at her tight body and roaming his hands all over it to cum. As Ron gets close, his forces Hermione’s ankles over his shoulders. Even in this position, Ginny would be toned, but it is Hermione’s embarrassment about the way this throws the pasty rolls on her stomach i to even sharper relief that this new, even more compromising position reveals that pushed him over the edge.She tried to run from him, escape from him. With Krum, but it didn’t work. He has cornered her, and he has burnt himself into her. She is his, and his obsession for keeps growing, burning him up inside. The more flustered and overwhelmed she is by him, the more homely she grows, the more his raw hunger to force her down and put her to his sword grows. When he finishes, he feels himself leave his body, and shoot even further into her than he already reached. He blinks, and comes to. His has curled his hand into a fist, around her hair, tugging it slightly. He releases it, and for those few scant seconds, he is more aware of her fading beauty, even more captivating for its resistance to the slow waning process of time. This is how it feels to love Hermione, and he knows there are no lengths of depravity he wouldn’t sink to, to repeat this all out assault on her body even one more time. He collapses on her, absolutely spent, and holds her tighter than she is comfortable with, ignoring her muffled protests. Refusing to withdraw from her until he slowly softens to the point he falls out naturally. He would kill to keep her. Harry never gets to experience anything like this. The potential agony of a future divorce with Hermione is worth how exquisitely, painfully raw these moments are. Two wounded animals, their skin on fire, pressed up against each other in the night, one devouring the other.
>>222811528>>222811565Why did I read this? How do I unread this?
How is that socialism
>>222811528>>222811565You should write smut novels
>>222811950He probably stole this from one of the thousands of Harry Potter fan fiction stories
>>222811809You’re poor
>>222811565Damn, Ron’s an architect
>>222812534how would you know
>>222812562You like socialism
>>222812660Where did I say I like socialism you're putting words in my mouth
>>222812561When did Hermione get fat?
>>222812854In the fanfic that anon just wrote (or got AI to write)it was hot 2bh
>>222812854well, like most girls, probably after she and ron got married
>>222809177Professor McGonagall bought harry, a guy with inherited wealth, a top of the line new broom for sports. Meanwhile, Ron is walking around second year with essentially a loaded gun ready to go off any moment in his fucking pocket. Joanne is a fucking hack
>>222812854When she got a desk job legislating the fun out of being a wizard
>>222811528>>222811565based
>>222812944What's ron problem?
>works in the misuse of muggle artifacts office>doesn't know what a rubber duck is>somehow knows how to drive an enchanted muggle carI'm starting to think that uggly scottish wench is a bad writer guys
HE DID IT LADSAFTER HOURS OF SAMEFAGGING HES GOING TO GET TO 50 POSTS!SOMEONE GET KEN LOACH ON THE LINE FOR A BIOPICSOCIALISM REALISM WON
>>222812944It's a good way to make fun of poor people who also wear old stinky clothes and eat garden gnomes they hunt themselves
>>222809177>oshanigga where do you think they are?
>>222813002I'm posting for the miners and the migrants who will fight off those damn bigwigs at the local council who want to dump asbestos in the local quarry
>>222811528>>222811565Canon btw
>>222807387only Mary Grandpre's art is canon
>>222811528>>222811565TL;DR: Hermione is for Draco.
>>222813064Can I buy a painting of this that's really big?
>>222813002>What!? A thread that I don't like have well over 50+ replies I bet OP was samefagging this entire time
>>222813084idk but that would be kino. Her art is sovl incarnate
>>222813064Why do i feel warm?
>>222813043FUCKIN GET ITT>>222813098>steals a thread from a better poster>couldn't even bait correctly >takes over 5 hours and bottom cattying to get 50 posts when the better thread hit 100 in less than an hour>>its not samefaggotry I swear pls believe melol lmao
>>222813084could check herehttps://choicefineart.com/products/the-three-broomsticks?_pos=84&_sid=a4f570b10&_ss=r
>>222813247Ok retard please tell me what thread are you referring to
>>222809177>>222809591>>222809731>>222809807>>222812944>>222813038all of this proves even more Rowling has humor and is not some autist that wants to micromanage everything into boredom like a documentary
>>222812995No she knew poors and gingers are retarded
>>222812854>ENGORGIO!
>>222814032Thiccmione engorgio’s my penis if you know what I mean
>>222805880In one of the first chapters Ron spells out how they’re retarded. Voldemort is a retard who kills himself, the writing is not that subtle. >>222806625They were in the shitty evil house that says purebloods are better. Voldemort didn’t even really believe it because he thought the half-blood Harry posed more of a threat than the pure-blood Neville.
>>222813247No answers huh guess you're retarded
>>222813064>>222813084Go herehttps://www.harrypotterfanzone.com/pictures/three-broomsticks-mary-grandpre/Or find the biggest image you can.Find a print shop in your area. Ask how big of a canvas they can print it on before it start's looking shitty.Bam, you just saved $300.
>>222813084Put that money into having children you gross childless capeshitter
>>222814162I will say though, the art for UND DER HALBBLUTPRINZ is pretty kino
>>222812987His mom's a whore, that's what. All Ron's flaws stem from him being poor. His mom and dad fuck every weekend but never cast Condomo or the Abortiatus Charm, so he has 99 siblings that all have to get raised on just dad's income.
>>222814209What about my fur babies?
Hermione has a lil' penis
>>222813064Who dis?
>>222806719Wizards have wizard children and muggles have muggle children at rates of near 100%. Squibs and muggleborns are extreme outliers.The explanation that makes the most sense is that muggleborns are the product of wizards raping muggles and deleting their memories. It's very easy for wizards to have their way with muggles, Voldemort himself is an example of this.
>>222812995Rowling's talent is storytelling rather than world-building. That being said, it's not so strange for archaeologists to piece together complicated ancient mechanisms but be stymied by something as innocuous as pic related.
>>22281285418
>>222813064I grew up with GrandPre and it honestly pisses me off seeing all the shit nowadays saying Hermione is blackNoDid you not see the art that's even more true to the characters than the writing is?
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR COCK IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
>>222814085>They were in the shitty evil house that says purebloods are better. Voldemort didn’t even really believe it because he thought the half-blood Harry posed more of a threat than the pure-blood Neville.Harry was a pure-blood, both his parents were wizards. He was just not part of any of the incestuous "pure-blood for as long as they can trace back their ancestry" families because his mum had muggle parents.
>>222813064Is she the one who drew Snape with a goatee who still makes people think he was described as having one in the books?
>>222815064The books call harry a half blood but they also don't have vocabulary to distinguish between different gradients of mixing. Anyone who's not literally 100% wizard in their entire traceable family tree is just called half blood. By wizard standards he's just as mixed as Voldemort and Snape are.
>>222814550>He's one of them rangers. Dangerous folk they are — wandering the wilds. What his right name is I've never heard, but around here, he's known as Strider.
>>222805880Absolutely. If interbreeding with muggles didn't correlate with overall decrease in magical ability, then magic-havers would have become the dominant phenotype a few generations after the emergence of magical ability, even without the massive selective advantage of literal magic.There's no way the wizarding world depicted in Harry Potter can exist unless the death eaters are right.It's a metaphor for western civilisation.
>>222815064No he wasn’t, Bellatrix called him a half blood. Being the child of a muggle-born counts as half-blood.
brown
>>222814162DEH!
>>222814697Dog/cat toy
>>222815230>wizards operate on Jim Crow-style 'one drop' blood quantums
>>222806625they're also the strongest magically. Hermione was mudblood and the smartest. Purebloods were shit at magic.
>>222813084lmao nigga why would you want a painting of this shit
>>222809177Wizards don't even need a wand to preform magic. Feel like there should have been classes that explored that more
>>222814931He said calmly
>>222812995I mean, he just didn't understand the purpose of a rubber duck, and really, who actually takes a bath with rubber ducks and if you did, why?
>>222814228Looks like a rock concert
>>222816213Then what's the point of having magical wands if you can use magic without them shouldn't it be easier to use your hands instead
>>222816363Wands focus the magic or something. It's a tool that amplifies their magic. It's best not to think about the specifics in Rowling's lore. The magic system is very arbitrary and superficial.
>>222816363Haptic interface hasn't been invented yet, so they had to use a stylus
>>222816398What you're telling is that J.K. Rowling didn't come up with a consistent magic system for her series. Damn this overrated hack can't even get the worldbuilding right.
>>222816213>>222816363>>222816398there's a theory that magic is stolen. magical creatures like elves and goblins do powerful magic without wands naturally. Wizards need to use wands with cores of magical creatures (phoenix feathers, dragon heartstring, etc) to even do proper magic. The whole "muggles stole magic" was just projection of the pureblood wizards.
>>222816213>Feel like there should have been classes that explored that moreI think it fits the British nature of the setting that they didn't, blind trust in systems is what Brits do, the system is that you use a wand, the idea it might occasionally be unavailable never crosses the teachers minds
Mom look i posted it again! Faggot.
If you're not terminally retarded and wondering why the troon jannies let this thread stay up, think of how they benefit when lefty infighting re:this topic possibly poisons the wIzArDiNg WoRlD well for some of them. Aversion therapy is a kike's dishonest weapon.
>>222814228Dumbledore going full Elminster.
>>222809808>Galleons are worth roughly 5 pounds>a wand is 7 Galleons (~35 GBP)>the Weasleyvault has 10-15 pounds in itThey don't even have enough money in their vault to buy their kids a tesco meal deal.kekI love how outrageously poor the Weasleys are (despite the dad working in a high level government position, they own their own farmland, and they don't have to pay any school fees outside of physical supplies). It always makes me laugh.I love weasley bashing fanfics because I can't stop laughing at the idea that they're SO bad with money that they're barely scraping through despite robbing a rich orphan for everything he's worth.
>>222810096Lmao this is realistic as fuck colleges will put through the niggiest black retards if they can throw a ball good
>>222814550MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>222815341Absolutely correct.If half-bloods weren't a hinderance in your magic ability, then everyone would be magical.The fact that only a small number are means that the lack of magical blood dilutes the magical ability, and then, the bloodline must be kept pure or else it would expire.
>>222811950>>222812884Thanks anons. I enjoy writing erotic literature for free anyway, so maybe I will try and double my salary. >>222812401>>222812884Why do you question that I typed all that out? Do you question my resolve? It’s steely. Like several anon’s cocks after they read it, apparently. >>222812884Oh, I wasn’t thinking Hermione was fat exactly. Just chubby. It’s how I have always visualised her. She’s a sedentary character after all.But, for my tastes, the thighs have to be fat. It’s fine if you don’t agree. But I cannot abide a thigh gap. They must rub together when she walks. I need a lower set woman. This is of the utmost importance.
>>222812561Not quite, at least not in my headcannon. As I said, I visualise Hermione as always being little chubby, and self conscious about it. Probably linked to her general lack of confidence, JK Rowling never describes her that way.My headcannon Ron just has the thiccness sickness. Like me. He’s the character I relate to most after all (I too am poor and stupid.)>>222813057Thank you for the seal of approval, lore master. I truly believe the main reason this is cannon is I think it accurately describes how JK felt about the real life man who inspired Ron. >>222813077Draco wants her bad. He definitely lies alone at night in his silk sheets seething about her until he showers himself with cum. This makes him harsher on her the next day, and more infatuated with her the next night. A never ending cycle. He definitely thinks about her when he fucks Pansy.But I don’t think the feeling is mutual. >He mass replied, calmly.
Luna should have won. Rowling is a fucking hack.
Since when socialism is what happens to socialists?
>>222814162Why didnt he bring the shield to the battle of hogwarts desu
>>222819925It was on cooldown
>>222819925>Good guy attacking with aggressive magic>Bad guy defending with just a shieldMaybe we've all been wrong about Tom, he seems like a good guy
>>222807775there is almost certainly a crazy amount of muggle rape too, harry's mom should have been a bastard weasley
>>222819925
>>222806830the hermipussy had already been loosened up beyond repair by CHAD Krum in year 4. She probably couldn't even feel Ron while he was inside her. Ron was a fan though so getting his sloppy seconds probably turned him on.
>>222809177Yes the druggy raped woman is a bad writer. We get it.
>>222806612the house elfs took all the construction jobs
>>222814162The fuck is wrong with Voldemort's face.Also that snake looks awful, especially with the way too long tongue
>>222814228Better than this versionPretty much all the German covers are shit though
>hes still samefagging L O L
>>222816466If this is the first time hearing that, idk what to tell you. Nobody who has read any other book series thinks Harry Potter has good world building or consistent rules.
>>222817948Daniel... you forgot to take off your nazi armband again
>>222821348God, that is dreadful.
>>222805880>>222815341>>222819760Retarded nazi.
ratto
>>2228073879/10 with brushed hair and some teeth reduction.
>>222816158For my nieces
>>222816061Most of the characters in the story are purebloods, including Dumbledore.
>>222816158it boils down to>must feel good must feel good must feel good
>>222822069>guy who just found this picture a day or two ago: man, everyone I see now is just like that picture I found a day or two ago
>>222822069Is there anyone who enjoys Rick and Morty that doesn’t use some kind of substance? I’ve only met stoners and 6 beer a day drunks that watch it
>>222811528>>222811565Impressive, very nice. Had I not drained the lizard an hour ago i might have had a cheeky wank to this. Goody-two-shoes girls reduced to sweaty, quivering fuck-pigs is what I live for.One thing, though, you repeated the phrase ''pushed over the edge''. Bad form, that. Top shelf smut must always keep itself varied lest you bore the gentleman cranking his hog. Godspeed, you magnificent pervert.
This thread is full of women.
>>222814550glup shitto
>>222820656
>>222822327>6 beer a day drunksHow can I into thisIt takes me a 12 pack to get tipsy, 18 to be sloshed. I gave up and switched to vodka
>>222819925Is voldy somekind of alien in this?
>>222823432Just failed male millennial redditors like >>222823303
>>222823577Generation ALPHA on the way
>>222814162Man where are these from? I’ve never seen some of these, and the colored covers/chapter art really brings them to life.
>>222805858>>222811528>>222811565Speaking of smut, what do we guys think of Drarry? is it kino?
>>222813064Fuck this makes me want to go to Universal Orlando in the fall/winter
The constant necrobumping is hilarious. No wonder butterfly banned this slop from /lit/ years ago
>>222814550THE UNKNOWN
>>222823577only thing zoomers ever had going for them was being young and clowning on millenials and now you guys are hitting 30 and gen alpha are coming in and going to be way more relevant than your boring gen ever was
>>222822327I don't do any drugs, but I started to watch that crap to see when it went down the drain. I don't have any strong opinions on it like I thought I would though, it's just meh with the occasional joke that works. Surprisingly got less convoluted when Roiland left, though Harmond is as much of a retard and I remember him being involved in shadier stuff than Roiland but whatever.
>>222824199I know exactly what you're talking about, we got stuck and camped out there for a meal during a massive rain storm. Shit was so cash. That butter beer is garbage HOWEVER
>>222819925Why are they in melee range kek dumbledore might as well just hack him with gryffindor's sword
