>this was considered comically old in 2024
>>222806003And they were right. She looks like a grandma
for the brutal, cutthroat world of local TV aerobics hour? yeah
>>222806003women don't seem to understand they don't look eternally youngso you have these hags well into their 40s maybe even older complaining about "being invisible" when the 20 yo girls are getting the attention nowladies, you already had your glory days you are no longer young and pretty. just move on and do something else with your life
Selfcest is so hot and the movie missed a great opportunity
Imagine the casting director turning down multitudes of actresses because they were too ugly for their body positive feminist movie.The moral plot falls flat because at the end of the day it's hollywood making fun of itself while doing what it's making fun of.Still enjoyed it though.
>>222806003She's an unc
>>222806095The movie only really works because Hollywood is too stupid to realize it's making fun of itself.
>>222806003true, millie bobbie brown is only like 30
>>222806003Demi Moore is almost 64
Maybe it's because I'm not a foid but why would you fuck yourself over when the rules have been spelled out to you?
you are one, don't ruin the balance, or whatever he said.
>>222806003Yeah it's also a bad movie. Anything it tries to say doesn't matter.
>>222806003I'd give her the substance.
>>222808533No you wouldn't
>>222806003You can tell this movie was made by women for women. I think most men would prefer Demi Moore any day of the week.
>>222808588I'd give you the substance too.
>>222808710No you won't
Do you think we'll ever unlock the secret to immortality and eternal youth? Personally i kind of want to die so i dont care, but i do think it'd be a great scientific achievement if we were to do so.
>>222806003>is that..... my looksmatch.... ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE?!?!?! AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE A SUB-8 MALE!!!!!!! I USED TO BE FAMOUS!!!!!!! I NEED MORE SUBSTANCE NOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
>>222806598Qualley didn't give a shit about her older self, either.
>>222806598Think of it as a metaphor for addiction instead of bogging and it all makes sense. The old man who moonlights as a twink explains it best how the high at being your peak self is too good.
When are they going to make a movie about that time Jennifer Lawrence time travelled back to the 80's to party with Demi?
YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE A GIANT JELLYFISH ON THE BEACH?
>>222806003>60yo hag becomes 40yo hagSo what was the point?
>>222808729What does the bulborb have to do with that?
>>222806095Anons bring up Qualley suddenly getting a boob job after this movie, and I wonder whether she felt slighted by their making her wear fake ones in the Substance.
How do I get an epic voice like the guy she talked to on the phone?
>>222806095>>222806198This wasn't a hollywood movie, it was an indipendent french movie with a single female auteur who was the writer, director, producer and editor.
>>222806598Unironically this is more a movie about female lack of empathy and self destructive tendencies than destructive sexist men.
>>222806003Remake of dead and loving it
>>222808729It should be painfully easy to reset the cell aging clock .It’s going to be interesting when you have 200 year old people who don’t remember childhood (for example). completely different set of evolutionary psychology needs no one is ready for
>>222806003Wow, all the way back then?? Shit sure has changed in ...... two years.
>>222810175From what I can tell it’s just a bunch of goon fuel and later some body horror .You sound like when the showgirls pontificated about how movie being about female empowerment and a bunch of other high sounding ideas . Sorrry, not sorry, get real we all here for the ass and tits.
>>222806003I think she's supposed to be 35-40 in the movie, they wouldn't wait until a female celeb was 60 to replace her.
>>222810470About the right age to replace your wife too with an upgraded model
>>222806003yeah that was the point, dummy. She wasn't actually that old
>>222806003POST THAT WEBM OF THE GIRL BLINKING
