>Decent looking wife>Good looking daughter (despite being retarded)>Smart son (despite being an incel)>Decent house (despite being a middle aged shoe salesman in a mall shoe store)>Alright high school football careerWhy did he hate his life so much? It doesn't sound that bad, I'm sure a lot of zoomers and even millennials would kill for his life.
His wife doesn't cook or clean. His daughter is a whore. His son is a loser. His job is listening to dumb bitches every day.So yeah, his life just shit.
>>222806245He's a shoe salesman
>>222806573And yet lives in a decent house that fits him, his wife, two kids and a dog.
>>222806650But he has to sell shoes. To women. With fat feet
>>222806245He wants his life to be high school.
>>222806245At the time, this was an awful/annoying life. It says more about society as a whole that nowadays this sounds not-half-bad.
>>222806245He fucked the first girl that would give him some action in the back of his car. She got pregnant, and then he became a shoe salesman to support his family.
The standards are lower today. Most of you work jobs delivering burritos to autistic people or typing emails with a chatbot. Get a real skill and maybe the Bundy lifestyle won't be so unattainable
>>222806898THE UNDERWEAR SAID THURSDAY
>>222806245>Alright high school football career Alright? He scored four touchdowns in a single game!
>>222806245All 3 are sex-crazed while he's too tired to have sex. You never had a 10%+ mortgage for 30yrs.
If you grow up you will hate your life too.
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