>riding Dan into a new town singing a nice cowboy song>look for cool, clear water>spot a saloon and want a beer as to not harm my singing voice any further>try to join a poker game on account of hoping to meet new friends and get some bussy>they tell me I have to play the previous guy's hand who just rage quit>"and iffin I don't?">turns out I'm in London and they all gang rape me while screaming about allah>I'm about to black out and the last thing I see is 8 trannies swinging from the chandelier>wake up in a city council meeting>I was captured on AI Flock cameras riding into town (on Dan) screaming the N-word at the top of my lungs>"they don't call me the San Saba Songbird for nothing!">looney tunes theme song starts playing as I shrug at the camera. Circular transition fade to black
I based my dnd character on him so I get to act as him once a week
>>222806378Lemme tell you, buddy, there's a faster sword...
>>222806258That's a hell of a nice quality guitar for that era
>>222806258>Buster ScruggsWhat a retarded name, do amerifats really.
>>222806258I'm Bustin every single day
>>222807774Some do
Times you acted like the gold digger
>>222806258The other day I was at the grocery store and walked up to the ice cream aisle and found the Klondike bars and said ".... there you are, Mr. Pocket". Gave myself a chuckle.
>>222806258I've seriously gotta rewatch this film.
>>222808351Amillion Buggs is a fucking awesome name what are you smoking
>>222806258What kind of acoustic is he playing?
I use "now I'm not a devious man by nature, but..." sometimes to excuses my cuntish antics.
PAN SHOT!
