>that episode of Captain Planet where it's Wheeler's birthday and they go to some themepark and the themepark PA says it's evil for White people to have multiple kids but fine for thirdies to have as many kids as they want>that episode of Captain Planet where Linka's cousin dies of a fentanyl overdose from fent he bought from a jewish ratman>That episode of Captain Planet where a jewish Ratman invents AIDS and gives Dougie Howser MD AIDS and the doctor said it came from anal sex and now Dougie Howser MD can't play basketball because for some reason the ratman owns the town's newpaper and published an article telling everyone that Dougie Howser MD has AIDS.>that episode where Captain Planet goes back in time and meets Hitler
I didn’t watch Captain FAGNET
>>222806436prove it
>>222806502cause you're a zoomer trooner
>>222806521This was Ted Turner's soapbox cartoon and he was pretty openly anti-natalist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Turner#Curbing_population_growth In 2008, he advocated for the U.S. to instate China's 1 child policy.For other people, of course. He had 5 kids.
>>222806894every time
>>222806436You forgot to mention how Hitler's hatred is so powerful his mere presence brings Captain Planet to his knees.
>>222807376https://www.youtube.com/shorts/08VAFMbaa8kBut the Nazi Germany regime was literally pro environmentalist. Ecofascist ideas are an underappreciated aspect of that ideology, along with the occult themes
>>222807877wrong mustache
>>222806521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wh77uzQFcA
>>222807908I don't think they wanted to portray the real thing in the cartoon.
>>222806894You're right!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lie_NfdzRf4https://captainplanet.fandom.com/wiki/Population_Bombhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZCg9HsDntY
>>222807877>Hitler escaped to Mongolia and trained with a bunch of warlords before returning to exact his revengeKino
>>222807877Eugenics is a form of environmentalism when you think about it.
>>222806502Even as a kid I knew that shit was fucking lame.
>>222806694NTA but fuck off you poser, nobody watched that shit willingly. When it was on early before I went to school it always pissed me off because it meant I didn't get to watch Pokemon. You'd get fucking bullied for admitting you watched that fagshit.
>>222806894>>222808131Strange, why is it never for the parts of the world where overpopulation is actually a severe issue, like India, China or Africa?
>>222808194Yeah, about one hour in this documentary, they go over the history of how the eugenics movement was given a makeover and simply rebranded as an environmentalist movement.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlNey9t7hQhttps://corbettreport.com/bigoil/
>>222806436The rest is accurate, but>>that episode of Captain Planet where it's Wheeler's birthday and they go to some themepark and the themepark PA says it's evil for White people to have multiple kids but fine for thirdies to have as many kids as they wantDoesn't he see the future and he and Linka have like 8 kids and they're overwhelmed? So then the message at the end is 'when it's your time to have children, stop at 2 or 3'?I mean, Ted Turner had 5 children, but whatever.Anyway for me it's the black school gangs episodes where JPEG ghosts of MLK Jr. and Nelson Mandela and co. try to convince these black teens to stop shooting each other. It has nothing to do with the environment, the Planeteers are just undercover at the school just because.
>Population BombAh yes, the one where Wheeler gets gulliver'd to rat utopia island.
>>222808194true, we should end global warming by eliminating thirdoids >>222808291zoom zoom zoom you broccoli haired troon
>>222808346for the same reason why that paris global warming thing didn't put any caps or standards on india, china or africa and sent them money
>>222808346>although population numbers in less developed nations may be greater, a child in a developed country uses up to 30 times more resources than a child in a less developed nation>that is amazing>it seems unfair>Wheeler, you and Linka have tol many kids>it must stop!
>>222808398
>>222808398>>222808420there are 2>don't breed white manepisodes. population bomb and numbers game
>>222808420>there's just this whole fucking sub-civilisation living on Earth>doesn't seem important to anyone and never comes up againI know they had mutant villains and shit, that one was just weird (even for the story it was in).What was the one where some lumberjacks do some illegal logging? Like I'm pretty sure that's just the entire plot of the episode, they chopped down some trees and the rest is researching what laws they broke?
>>222808398>ghosts of MLK Jr. and Nelson Mandela and co. try to convince these black teens to stop shooting each other.>It has nothing to do with the environment, the Planeteers are just undercover at the school just because.This gives away the whole game! The environmentalist movement is just re-branded eugenics. There is nothing more compatible with eugenics than giving impoverished people of color lectures on why they ought to behave themselves. It has nothing to do with the environment. However, it has everything to do with Rockefeller style social-engineering and population control. It tells people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and ignores the underlying poverty and lack of investment in infrastructure in their communities. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-tQZkFJ4mc
>>222808509Well in the rat oneA. They all diedB.it was just a dream
>>222808166I would probably watch that just because it's more entertaining than the theory that he escaped to Argentina. It might even be better than Inglourious Basterds
>>222808796why was the ratman a jew?
>>222808482>The third world is allowed to have as many children as they want because they use less resourcesalso>The third would should be allowed to live in the first world on a first world standard!
>>222806436Oh wheeler, you silly cisgender, binary, able bodied, straight, white male. When will you ever learn?
>>222808346We need to spawn a billion browns into extreme poverty so we can import them into first world countries so they can teach us how to cook with spices (we keep forgetting)
>>222810899>>222810693>>222808482>>222808346easyyou shouldn't have kids, they use up too many resources because you're whitealso because you won't have kids and you're white and we want to pay less for labor we are going to import a billion third world scabs who all have kids who work for cheaper than you
>>222806894Ted Turner got fun action cartoons cancelled for this gay shit. I don't think the propaganda worked very well. Everyone openly made fun of him and his lame show.
All he had to do was invent gacha games and tell women being fat/ugly was fine.
>>222806502As a kid I watched it because I loved the rings (except for thr heart one). Captain planet himself was lame af
>>222811249he killed swatkats
>>222810612Typecasting.(different rats actually)
>>222806436>Wheeler: "I think it's kinda fucked up a government gets a say in how many kids you can have...">Everyone else "wft wheeler! Don't be racist!"
>>222807908Evil clone
>>222806436>Linka! From the Soviet Union >"Woah, woah hold on, are we seriously letting some fuckin commie on the team?"
>that episode of /tv/ where OP literally can't stop sucking cocksohwait that's every episode
>>222811892nah, that's you
>>222806436I noticed at age 6 or so the anti-Wheeler (White) bias in Captain Planet. Still loved that cartoon though, when I got to see it, which wasn't often.
>>222808346>like China Let’s be fair they had that whole one-child policy, that’s the absolute most you can do besides sterilization
>>222806436>That episode of Captain Planet where a jewish Ratman invents AIDS and gives Dougie Howser MD AIDS and the doctor said it came from anal sex and now Dougie Howser MD can't play basketball because for some reason the ratman owns the town's newpaper and published an article telling everyone that Dougie Howser MD has AIDS.It's all I can think about when I am reminded of Captain Planet these days.https://youtu.be/g8DPwRK4Rww
>>222812044That then fucked them over because in typical self-centered bug fashion, any family that gave birth to a girl immediately killed them and tried again because they wanted a son to pass on the family name, and a generation later they've got an overwhelming amount of men competing for a comparatively small amount of women.
>>222812052kek
>>222808346nothing in those clips specified you, timmyall they talk about is global populationthe clip said it was around 5 billion when those cartoons came outnow it's over 8 billiondo you think the 3 billion people added since the early '90s have had a positive impact on the world, or are you going to admit that captain planet had a good point?
>>222812375retard, see >>222808493 and >>222808482
>>222812513what's your point here timmyare you claiming those statistics aren't true?
>>222813276the best thing we can do for the planet is to sterilize all thirdies and ban all third world emigration so they don't use resources. if we castrate all the indians, for instance, that's 1.3 billion jeets that won't be born, add to that brazil, poland, serbia, africa, you get the idea, troon
>>222813447>the most polluted regions of the world are all third world countries where they throw trash on the streets and poison their rivers>everyone in the civilized world has to stop using plastic bags and turn off their lights to save the planetI guess to be fair none of their rings worked if things around them were too polluted, so they'd be powerless if they stepped off the plane somewhere like China or India.
>>222806436>Hitler's stare makes Captain Planet all hot and botheredYou forgot the Irish nuke.
>>222806436>>222806894>>222808131Despite some questionable morals, the show was pretty comfy. I enjoyed it as a kid, and alot of the PSA's are still relevant. You know, reduce, reuse, recycle, plant trees, etc. Also, Linkas voice gave me a boner, and it turns out she was Fifi from tiny toons. Also, we need Thanos to snap his fingers, but mainly for the third world shitholes.
>>222812343Goes to show the difficulty of it all
>>222813907kek, also fucking this>we need to stop using plastic bags>like 95% of all the plastic that isn't microplastic in the ocean comes from like 7 rivers in asia>>222813918>You forgot the Irish nuke.what?
>>222814041In the Troubles episode someone gave one side a nuke and they planned to blow up their own city with it.
>>222814181reasonable. I'd rather nuke my own city than live near the irish
>>222814041There was a late episode where one of the bad guys drops a nuke in Ireland during the Troubles and gives a detonator to a protestant and a catholic.I think they also did the same with a palestinian and an israeli and another group that I don't remember too.
>>222813447it's not a race issue timmythere are too many people in every nation on earth
>>222814396yeah, there are about 1 billion and a half too many jeets>>222814230wait they did the nuke episode twice?
>>222814415No, it was the same episode if I recall. Just a bunch of nukes and the Planeteers split up to try to make sure none of them went off.>>222814396>too many people in every nationYeah that's probably because of all the thirdies that spread there like a plague.
>>222814415>>222814469it's not a race issue timmythere are too many people in every nation on earth
>>222814497if there were a billion and a half fewer jeets the world would be a better place
>>222814680yeah no one is arguing with you buddyif there were a billion and a half fewer europeans the world would also be a better placewe could lose 99% of humanity and it would be purely positive for every living thing on the planet, the remaining 1% of humanity included
>>222814733let's start with the jeets and slavs
>>222812044India did sterilisation so they could take out IMF loans. Look what happened there.
>>222814396>there are too many people in every nation on earthNot fucking true at all. Which European countries have a population density of India?
>>222814867it's not a race issue timmythere are too many people in every nation on earththere is no situation where your race play fetishes become reality
>>222808482What I'm hearing is that Linka fucks and doesn't want you to pull out.
>>222815075some places being more overpopulated than others doesn't mean that the less populated regions arent still overpopulatedindia having a higher population density than france doesn't mean that france isn't overpopulatedin the year 1000 the global population was around 250 millionthe global population is now 8.3 billiononly 1.5 billion of those live in indiathere is no nation on earth that isnt overpopulatedwhy are you so obsessed with india?
>>222814733>>222815103>losing a billion 80iq jeets is the same as losing a billion 100-110 iq euro'sfucking pathetic the world is turning into a third world shithole because of you peoplecanada's population has been replaced by jeets over a 15 year span and their people are unrecognizable, after only 15 million jeetstheres fucking 2 billion of youyou people wont stop until the entire world is poo and rape.
>>222814935didn't do enough>>222815103>>222815181lets just start with 100% of all jeets as a test case
>>222815184>>222815204>losing a billion 80iq jeets is the same as losing a billion 100-110 iq euro'scorrectthe vast vast majority of people are completely uselessthe average european and the average indian are both perfectly equal in their status as useless eatersone having a higher iq than the other does not affect a single thingneither one would be missed by the world if they disappeared tomorrowwhy are you so obsessed with india?
>>222815295I agree, we should remove the jeets and yuropoors
>>222815521it's not a race issue timmythere are too many people in every nation on earth
>>222815536then let's start with the jeets, slavs, moortuges and brazilians and see how it goes from there
>>222807877>wounded solely by hitler's aurabased
>>222815578what part of>its not a race issuedo you not understand?it's not a problem that's going to be solved regardless but when there are billions upon billions of excess people on the planet, we could remove every single person from the places you listed and on global scale it would have little effectpopulation numbers would dip slightly and recover in a decade or two
>>222815668cool, let's start with the jeets
>>222807877Looks like an intro to a gay Czech porno.
>>222812343In Nepal doctors aren’t allowed to tell parents the gender of the baby when they do an ultrasound because if they already have a girl and it’s another girl they will just abort
>>222815536Saar I think the bot's broken.
For me, it's the removal of jeets, seanigs, chinks, israelis, spics, and africans.
>>222806436>Linka is treated as the best and smartest and strongest of the group, and she's the only one whose specific country is named in the opening while everyone else only gets their home continents>the Soviet Union is portrayed as a fairy tale wonderland of perfect natural beauty and bountiful plant and animal life>after the Soviet Union collapsed they had to change her origin to Eastern Europe, which pissed them off to no end
>>222816377why are you so obsessed with india?
Easily one of the gayest cartoons ever made. Here is some real shit for some real niggas
>>222806894Evil hwite men don't exist...
>>222807877Why did he orgasm so hard?
I like how Wheeler was punching bag of the group whose every word and action was harshly judged and reprimanded, but at the same time he was ABSOLUTELY CORRECT in 90% of the episodes. And then there were the two episodes about the exact same thing with Wheeler on one side and the rest on the other side, with the sides they were on being switched in the second episode, and both times Wheeler was supposed to be the one in the wrong.
>>222816516Easiest way to win a discussion on 4chan, claim everyone else is Indian and you've beaten the game.
>>222806436>that episode of Captain Planet where it's Wheeler's birthday and they go to some themepark and the themepark PA says it's evil for White people to have multiple kids but fine for thirdies to have as many kids as they wantNa man cmon....https://youtu.be/Lie_NfdzRf4Wow.
>>222816630i live in the US and the literal only times in my entire life i have ever seen an indian person is at indian restaurantsthat they're apparently such a fixture in some people's lives that they're seething about them 24/7 is bizarre
>>222806894The funniest thing is when he gets asked about his five kids he says that having them was "a mistake" and in the past he "didn’t know any better.">>222808398There was an entire episode about the evils of air conditioning. It literally told you that dying of heatstroke is preferable to CFCs ruining the environment.
>>222816506didn't they make her an orkranian?>>222816516they smell bad and don't need to be in our country
>>222816604kek, which episodes?>>222816659>the 2 browns yelling at the whites to stop having kids
>>222816695you must live in the middle of nowhere. there are a fuck ton in the tech hubs because hebrews like musk are importing them by the boat load as cheap labor >>222816836>There was an entire episode about the evils of air conditioning. It literally told you that dying of heatstroke is preferable to CFCs ruining the environment.lmao fucking what? CFCs were already banned before the first episode
>>222807908It was some kind of of bizarre thing where they could portray Hitler, but he couldn't be TOO accurate to the actual Hitler for some reason.
>>222817730hitler gunna sue
>>222811449Them fighting with the rings would have been a genuinely better show, but probably not as memorable.
>>222806502Fucking fagnets how do they work?
>>222817730But why did they give him orgasmo powers to make Captain Planet jizz his pants?
>>222818122Historical accuracy.
