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>The JAMES BOND shortlist is here, with six actors reportedly set to screen-test in September to play the next 007 (via PageSix)

>Jack Barton, Jacob Elordi, Paul Mescal, Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Harris Dickinson are all screen testing in September

Bond is back
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New Craigin' Around video just dropped too
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>>222807414
everybody is so ugly
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>>222807447
Put your family portrait down
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>>222807414
facts about amazon bond
>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond
>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew
>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond"
>Jacob elordi auditioned for the role but bezos doesn't like him, says his role in euphoria was "embarrassing"
>Henry Cavill auditioned for the role, bezos wanted him but female amazon executive said Cavill has "no charisma" and because of his "incel allegations"
>American bond is off limits due to contract Amazon signed with Barbara broccoli
>Various English actors auditioned for bond but bezos doesn't want a literal who he wants a known actor
>Callum Turner auditioned for the role, female executives want him because he's dating Dua Lipa and they want her to sing the bond theme. Bezos allegedly doesn't like the idea because Dua Lipa "looks like a tranny"
>timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond
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top left
most masculine
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>>222807414
On looks alone

1: Handsome but looks old
2: Rat face
3: Ugly
4: Zesty
5:Maybe too jewy looking? also famous for other roles
6: Boyish, it may work if they adapt the role
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>>222807414
Do you think Dua Lipa "got married" without a motive of BRANDING?
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>>222807414
UK is now a police state pumping on propaganda vilifying its people who are hurt by multiple policies at the same time. This is bs to ignore.
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>>222807414
I want Elordi
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>>222807414
Mezcal cant do action
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>>222807414
>>222807551
they should cast a swarthy manlet as bond (me)
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Idris. Elba.
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>>222807414
>reportedly
wow it's fucking nothing
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>>222809000
Boomer bond= no watch
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>>222807414
Jack Lowden for sure the others are too pretty boy
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>>222807900
And I suppose Saoirse Ronan married for love?
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>>222809091
allegedly
people familiar with its thinking
could
maybe
it came to me in a dream
i want this to be true because i have to write a article but dont have anything to write about



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