oh…oh no what do we do bros?
This cant be happening, Chudsisters…
i thought only old boomers still watch that stuff
>>222807715Why is the academy so tasteless
It will win a couple dumb oscars like best adapted screenplay and best supporting actress and best waste of 3 hours
>>222807715Be smug it doesn't get thirteen then say it's jews awarding jews, then say the oscars don't matter anyway
What do we do? Freak out like the schizophrenic chuds we are
>>222807715Drinkersissies? Nerdbrotics? Why isn't this flopping like we said it would?
>kike awardNo one cares
>>222807931>>222807985Kek Never change lil chuddies
don’t know one person who has seen this movie
>>222807715It won’t win an oscar
>>222807715probably just not watch the ceremony?
>>222808020you’re losing wokefag, your nearest semblance of a “win”, is a shit movie getting fake awards? Fuck, it’s a miracle you haven’t offed yourself, yet. Stay losing, retard.
>>222809436Lol Lmao even
>>222808020>>222811341Transsexual?
>>222807715>only god is Athena>Polyphemus doesn't talk>no Achilles in the Underworld BRAVO NOLAN
>>222807715Not watching Oscars ever again until they reinstate my man Will Smith. Brother did nothing wrong, just defended his wife.They are just keeping him down because they hate Black people.
>>222811552
Hollywood is just a giagntic money laundering machine. Just rich execs throwing money at each other while tax evading and maxing out nepotism. They only pretend to care about what viewers think or want to keep up the facade, but they genuinely do not care abd can manipulate the numbers to make up whatever scenario they prefer (the manipulation itself is also a form of money laundering).
>>222811671I’ll say this for the 200th time NO ONE LAUNDERING MONEY WILLINGLY PAYS 50% TO CLEAN IT
>>222807715No shit. The entire project was made just to tick every oscar requirement box.
>>222811364Can you go an hour without thinking of transgenders? 30 minutes?
>>222807715Okay people, prediction time. What do you think? 15%? 20%? How much is viewership going to fall this year?
>>222812532They're not losing it, anon, they don't care about the box office takings or whether the movie makes a profit.>announce movie/show>give it a $600 gorillion budget>most of the money just disappears straight back into the pockets of the publisher or their friends/cronies via shell companies, consultants, producer credits and the like>rest of it goes to pay actors>maybe $5k left for props and costume design by this point so fuck it, just film it all on green screen and get a warehouse full of jeets to finish it>movie/show predictably bombs because no effort was actually put into making it>nobody in the studio cares because they got their money already>repeat
>>222813342who watches awards shows? 3 hours of rich people celebrating themselves
>>222807906It will win technical awards but I doubt it will win any writing or acting awards. The writing was horrible and none of the acting was beyond the level of college theater kids doing Shakespeare to appear deep. The whole thing was shit compared to the '90s mini-series and that wasn't even one of the better ones from the era. Just overhyped, pretentious Nolanslop.
>>222813482There are so many fucking schizos on this site. I gotta stop wasting time here
>>222807715How are they sure? There isn't going to be another Korean film about how the average worker bee should just kill himself being released near Christmas?
>>222813590Pretentious? Lol you retards just parrot the same buzzwords. There was nothing pretentious about this movie. It was a dumbing down of Homer for modern audiences
>>222813598The alternative is that they're either maliciously ruining everything they touch for fun or that they're purely incompetent to the point that they are physically incapable of making a good movie or TV show, so which is it?I figure it's more likely that they're seeing the writing on the wall that nobody cares about Hollywood anymore and they're just trying to line their pockets as fat as they can before it all falls apart.
>>222813623If you look up 'pretentious' in the dictionary, there's a picture of Christopher Nolan next to the definition.
It will win most of the technical oscars, along with best director. No best movie or lead actors, but it will win the most controversial one>best supporting MALE actor: elliott pageguaranteed, they already tried this bullshit with emilia perez, but carla sofia gascon was too based for the academy.
>>222807715A highly irrelevant, off-key, self-serving exercise in projection onto Hansen is awardbait now?
>>222813963Not even close. Nolan makes capeshit and popcorn movies lol.
>>222813598please understand, we need to be able to explain why>thing we don't likeis successful even though we've been very clear about the fact that we personally dislike itobviously we can't be wrong so conspiracy theories become necessarythe odyssey has been very successful so we need a very complex conspiracy theory to explain why it's actually a failure
>>222814633kek well put chuds cant into cognitive dissonance
>>222813996There are at least 3 actors who have a better chance of getting Supporting Actor nomination for The Odyssey over Page. It's not happening. Sure, they want to give a tranny an award, but a MtF tranny will probably win first, they are the ones who are always in the spotlight.
>>222813996Page had like 9 lines and a total of 3 minutes screentime
>>222807715Inde Navarrette best actress
>From the conspiratorial vantage point, the financial success of the film is viewed with suspicion. Rumors and alternative theories circulating allege that mainstream media conglomerates falsify box office numbers and theater attendance for The Odyssey. This is seen as a coordinated effort by the globalist elite to manufacture a cultural phenomenon, forcing an agenda-driven movie into the spotlight to maximize its spiritual impact on society.
>>222815179Well put, ChudGPT
>>222815179>no cultural impact>maximum societal impactpick one and only one
>>222815392>manufacture a cultural phenomenon
>>222807715Unless Digger and Wild Horse Nine are huge flops, that's not happening.
>>222816068It IS happening though anon We keep losing over and overI’m tired boss
>>222807715Zendayaa
>>222807715Nobody under 50 cares about this, unc
>>222808020>lil chuddies
>Cast ugly nog as Helen of Troy>"TAKE ALL THE AWARDS!!!"Hollywood, and leftism as a whole, is one big joke.
So have they just totally stopped bothering with the #oscarssowhite shit?
>>222807715Modern movies are so terrible
>>222812955There's literally one in the flick you're defending lol
>>222807715our Late Capitalism Age is collapsing, bros
>>222807715>oh…oh no >>what do we do bros?I go to /x/ & /vrpg/ and becoming priest
>>222813590You're nuts. The movie is hyper- comfort food to Hollywood that tells them they can be relevant and make money and still feel important. There's nothing in the last 20 years they'd rather pile awards on.
>>222807715From penis to vaginaaaaaa.
>>222807715It's sooooooo mid. The best word to describe it is "decent." Anyone claiming it's Oscar worthy is lying to own the chuds or for some other weird reason.
>>222807715Funny how I still don#t know what's so good about the movie since every is just talking about chuds, incels and how much money it made, but somehow not about the actual fucking movie.
