Would you DP her?
na i can do better
no
>>222809693I would get dp'd by demon boars and then walk 5 miles over lava just to lap the substance between her toes after she exerts herself
>>222809693uhhh… with who?
>>222809693i have this movie downloaded but i hate seth rogenshould i watch it?
Yeah, you fag.
>>222809693Yeah, but I call the pussy. I only like anal with men
>>222809693uh, yeah
Hungry holes to fill
i would give her some pp sprinkles
>>222809693Direct photography with her? Not really within my skillset.
>>222809985It sucks
If you wouldn't marry Olivia Wilde (yes, in her current sex addict walled hag state) you are gay
lol does that get brought up in the movie?i would. i’ve spit roasted guys wives before.
>>222813370yep, she brings up DP basically out of nowhere. it's clearly a fetish she has in her own life from watch porn and that, that's okay
>>222813455I'm guessing there's all kinds of sex and nudity in this modern film that talks about DPs?
>>222813455damn pretty hot i’d never do it with a girl i loved. that’s what toys are for. someone else’s girl, sure thing.
>>222813532it kinda does go in that direction for a bit but I don't want to spoil it
>>222813687lmao at the movie about neighbors eating dinner together for the first night turning into an attempted dp orgy pure filth
>>222813765yeah it's based as fuck, quite a fun little movie
>>222813799they should make porn if they want to do bad 3ways and more take planning
>>222813455i thought it was funny that edward norton scoffed at the idea as if it was such a ridiculous thing to bring up when theyre talking about a menu of things at a sex party orgyseems like one of the first things youd think of in terms of like a threesome with two dudes and a girl
She wants to get Chinese finger cuffed?
>>222812816You're a goose that's being memed by makeup and cgi.
>>222809693As long as the other guy is also serviceably attractive and I can swap between making out with him and her while we're both railing her. The balls also touch when we're inside her, of course. :)
>>222813828yeah but it's not porn, they're just talking about it. It's a talkie movie like Woody Allen films or something>>222813873>edward nortonthat's Hawk to you, shitbird
>>222813905would pile drive
my older brother once dped a girl with my little brotheri was disgusted but later i felt distant from them, like why wasn’t i included? i didn’t even get the chance to say no
>>222814070They felt each other's dicks pumping in and out. Be glad you weren't involved.
>>222814070damn i’d feel let out too lmao
>>222813905i would be terrified of getting a BJ from a woman with a jaw like thatOne mistake and it's gone, like a blade of Damocles for your dick
DP? Donkey Punch? Yes, I'd be down for that.
Poor woman's Carnage.It was okay, but I found it boring that in the end the neighbors were flawless (oh no, Hawk is a bit awkward at times and Piña loses her patience for 10 seconds), considerate and absolutely in-the-right. I guess the broken marriage ending is okay, but "Two people coming into your house to lecture you about it" is kind of a cop-out way to get to it.
>>222815084this, dp is gay sex with a two-holed fleshlight between you
>>222809985Only if you suck cocks and enjoy being fucked in the ass
>>222809693Maybe 28 years ago lel
sure but i wouldn't pay for it
>>222809693i would only ever do dp to feel our cocks rubbing together anon. i don't really care about her
>>222813765>Eat dinner>Drink too much and eat allergy foodThese are the realities of adult life. No DPing for me.
>>222809693Wait, is this fucking Olivia Wilde? What the fuck, bros? Wasn't she hot 20 years ago? What the fuck happened?
>>222809985no
>>222809693DP, SPD, FDC Ultra... I'd do 'em all.
>>222818837i do..
