ITT: Anal sex in films
>>222810361
>>222810361>her hand magically appears on the posterWho edited this shit
>>222810361the moral of this movie was explicitly that sex and love are not connected at all, which i find strange.
what's that Billy Bob Thornton one where he rails Christina Hendricks up the wazoo?
>>222812247since oxytocin causes pair bonding with what you're looking at, sex acts in which you're facing away divorces love and sex.
>>222810361how do you know he was in her butt here maybe he was in the pussy from behind?
>>222814030>In the fall, Brandy and Cameron meet again at Georgetown University. Brandy apologizes to Cameron. They have various forms of sex, and Brandy finally achieves orgasm, the last thing on her list, through anal sex, just as her father walks in on them.
>>222810466lmao
Eating female ass is forever superior to fucking female ass. She has a special hole made for fucking.
>>222814941well alrighty then
>>222814986100% True, but anal still rocks
>>222814986eating it, licking it, the reason it's so good there is because it's not supposed to go there
I had my first colonoscopy this year so I'm technically no longer a virgin, later nerds.
This is the only film I know of where a woman delivers a heartfelt monologue about her father fucking her in the butthole
The Reader has one with Kate Winslet
>>222815433and technically, YOU'RE A FAAAAAAAG
>>222812247>which i find strange.because you're a faggot or a woman?
>>222813945That sounds retarded and untrue.
>>222815433you made it to 50? that's beyond arch-wizard status
tonguing a girls cornhole while she blows you might be one of the greatest experiences available in these three dimensions of existence
>>222815455Bush kino
>>222815675I've never tried, I'm just too afraid it'll taste like actual shit. Women barely maintain the vaginas as is, so I don't have much faith about their buttholes being clean.
>>222815795reminder eating ass is a nigger memenormies follow like sheep
>>222815946have you ever had a woman’s ass anywhere even close to your face?
>>222815455That movie was made just to have this girl naked.
>>222810361>gigachad jock has le small penis while the simp cuck has a big penisGee I wonder (((who))) wrote this
>>222816028just because youre a simp cuck with a shrimp dick doesnt mean the rest of us simp cucks arent packing
>>222810466EL P E N E T R A D O
opens up real good
theres that tim roth movie about irish guy who fucks his daughtersand he fucks her in the ass and she enjoys it while some pervert spies on them
>>222815630Is funny though. Took the ex wife to get one. In the recovery room, everyone farting constantly. I couldn't stop laughing.
>>222816004Europe is a special place
ASS TO ASS.gif
>>222810361Do they ever show what happens in real life? Where the guy ends up with a poop dick?
>>222817086Some women douche first, others just try and shit as much as possible prior. I've never tried it myself and only got to poke the head in just a little once and luckily I got nothing on me.
Shawshank
>>222814941Women can't orgasm from anal sex. They don't have a prostate.
>zero crust busting posts
>"Go get the butter."
>>222817523Why do they have to put a condom on a dildo? Wouldn't they have to wash it regardless?
>>222814986Your death will be as deserved as it is painful
>>222814986>Eating female assNig-jeet activities.
>>222813945Fucking in different positions is more pleasurable for both people, and variety is needed to keep sex interesting, especially long term. Both of these will contribute to this pair bonding you speak of.
>>222815946>reminder eating ass is a nigger memeTrue and like with many of their disgusting and backwards peculiarities, wypipo blindly adopt them in order to be seen as hip and cool.
>>222814982pudding it into your ass lol
>>222817436literally anything can make a person orgasm if it's the thing they're into.
>>222817627tfw Eva Green's mother was in that movie.
>>222817713So undeserved yet painless, gotcha
asses are greatanal is disgusting rimming doubly soif you disagree you're a nigger
>>222818980Based
This is the thread to post hollywood humiliation rituals.
>>222819000Yea it's a sign of worms and you are just part of the worm's reproductive system if you are into anal or ass eating
>>222813945I can only fap to porn where I can see the woman's face, like POV missionary
>>222812247Virgin detected.
>>222810361Based. Anal sex isn't nearly common enough in movies and TV. Although often the guy fucks the girl from behind and it's ambiguous whether it's in her pussy and ass. >>222814986True. Female buttholes are the best thing in existence.
>>222814986the best is eating male ass while he fucks female ass
>>222819000Trips of truth
>>222819000of course
>>222811650Hot afJust imagine how wet she was
>>222817436My wife orgasms when i fuck her ass
>>222819764
>>222819764i never understood how people just accept being prisoners and not fighting back with everything they got, moronic writing to have the professional boxer getting knocked out after 1 slap on the head
>>222815675I tried, we 69'd. I could eat the peach as much as i wanted but when i reached for the browneye she pulled it upp and im thankfull for it today. Thank you Josephine
>>222819924You sound so fucking gay
>>222820005Enjoy your shit aftertaste. Mr straight as an arrow over here eating assholes. Eating ass might be more gay than sucking nuts. You're the expert here
>>222810361sauce?
>>222811650>that one guy that walks up and sees it, then turns around and leaveswhat did he mean by this
>>222820203It is set in France. Would ruin the flow if he surrendered to the rapist. Retreat is more cinematic.
>>222820203Not my problem
>>222819000anal IRL is gross but as a fantasy it's kinda hot
>>222819874
>>222810466FPBP LMAOOOOOOO
>>222820203loads of bystanders run away from this shit irl, especially in big, diverse, atomised cities. Loads of good samaritans have died trying to help people in situations like this.I watched a hood video where a white guy tried to help a coalburner being beaten in public, only for the whore to strike his head from behind with a brick, then the nig tries to hit him aswell. He luckily survives and runs away.The video creator, another nig, tells him off for trying to help, and strongly advises anyone, of any race, to never help women being harmed in public. Then i read the comments section, no less than 5 random guys, 4 black, all agreeing with OP, and citing their own personal stories of nearly dying, being shot, seeing someone else murdered, in this exact scenario.>if she getting beaten in public, she getting beaten at home, and is okay with it, you're just opening yourself up as the next target if you try to help her, she wont help herself, she could leave him anytime.
>>222819843>I'm a serious actor!
I can't figure out if the rape scene from Last House on the Left is anal or not, the video title says it is but he could have been just fucking her pussy from behind.https://rapelust.com/video/brutal-anal-rape-scene-in-the-last-house-on-the-left/
>>222820274lol
>>222819921He got hit by the butt of a shotgun to the temple
>>222815455just watched this and it ruined my day
>>222820203>>222820234>>222820333In all seriousness, does the bystander even see anything besides "two drunk retards fucking in an alley"? It's not like he's there to witness the head-stomping
>>222815455>Producers wanted to cast Jaime Winstone in the role of Jessie, Ray Winstone's screen daughter. Ray Winstone refused point blank to have his own daughter in the role.
>>222821114>I'm acting!
>>222821076Surely nobody would ever agree to film a sex scene with his actual dau->remembers Charlotte GainsboroughOhI wonder if there's an arc to be drawn between "she fucks her dad" to "she gets DPed by Nigerians in a Von Trier movie"
I won't lie, I love shagging my wife up her arse. (film is Mustang, 2015)
>>222815946i've turned down eating ass and anal sex a couple times. just seems gross i wanna coom in pusy
>>222819000based and redpilled and checked
lol
>>222819142this, I've basically pair bonded with madison ivy and when I finally meet her in real life she'll pair bond with me too I'm just one step ahead of her in the relationship
>>222821152the latter was a body-double. they splice in charlotte on the other side of the top nigger's leg. its pretty obvious as she's convulsing randomly while the double is just waiting for it to be over.
>>222810466>>222820293
>>222814989>comfy enough to sleep through>oh no this is horrible! :(
>>222819142i prefer missionary usually to begin and to cum in, lot of fun positions you can do in a session tho
>>222821395>(my bum)Fucking replacing fixed with filled already told the joke. Fucking limeys
>>222815455Damn I just watched the scene, thanks for the recommendation. I would've fucker her in the ass as well desu
>>222820241Surely a bear will take care of it.
>>222821114>she starts enjoying it by the end
Vagina Dentata (if not in film at least in backstory)
>>222810466It still blows my mind that they humiliated and raped Joker to death because the first film was too popular with incels. That’s it. That’s what the creators did and why they did it. Simply mind boggling.
>>222821646A Billon dollars revenue worth's lose is better than reasuring incels a second time, chud
>>222821686saar
>>222821638the movie is called "Teeth" and her brother only fucks girls in the ass after he was bitten by her pussy teeth
>>222821686Celibacy is not a crime!
>>222815455You fuck me in my arse!
Sarah Silverman gets his ass destroyed in this
>>222821129this >>222821628 makes it good acting
>>222821114There's no way of knowing this is anal though. He could be fucking her pussy from behind.
>>222822559This is the case for a lot of scenes posted here. Another good example is>>222821906 literally no indication that it's anal.
>>222810361>orgasm from analwhy did they try to push this sexual act so much with all this fake propaganda?
>>222822603You ever get bored of making such tired posts?
>>222822603>never had an anal orgasmkek what a faggot
Sex feels so alien to me after abstaining from it for my entire life.I see all of this and don't understand the point of it.
>>222822835having and creating a life, you wouldnt understand
>>222822835you could have fucked a hooker and gotten it out of your system when you were in your early 20s once you got a decent job anon. You didn't, you chose to be an incel virgin faggot.Just stop wasting everyones time and troon out already so you can complain about being a pervert, instead of a virgin.
>>222812247It's an ideological push to ruin western society, lust is the focus and love is thrown aside.
>>222810361jewish shit.
>>222810466>rape is the solutionWhat did they meant by this?
>>222821202>be me in band in middle school>there was this really cute girl who was really flirty with me for a while>One day she takes my music stand and says I need to use a different one. >There was a note scratched into it saying "I take it in the butt". >We were in in like 7th grade and I hadn't even kissed a girl yet. >She gave me a very pointed look when she swapped them out but my dumbass didn't make the connection and eventually she stopped being flirty>Next year when we get to high school she started dating a senior and the rumor was that she let him do anal so she'd stay a virginI ended up dating her best friend for a bit who was mega religious and would only let us make out
>>222822592Looks more like Prone bone but still hot. I always wanted to give it to Veronica mars like that.
>>222820203The fuck are you going to do otherwise? "Hey nice bro can I get next haha"
>>222822882You don't create life, you copy it.
>>222822731women don't even have a prostate, not even that is an argument
>>222823129Anal orgasm is not entirely dependent on the prostate, women absolutely can orgasm form anal sex, just a cursory look online shows endless posts made by women about orgasming from anal.
>>222821646It’s annoying though because people have always loved dark, broken characters yet no one would act like Darth Vader getting raped back into a Jedi was some kind of justified punishment for fans of Star Wars. It’s only Arthur Fleck that people finger wag about. I guess it’s just because of the incel hysteria.
>>222823163they're all lying because they don't even know what an orgasm is. most women can't even orgasm from vaginal so they make up stuff in their head because they want to believe they're living life like in the movies
>>222823129prostate makes anal worse
>>222820428i didnt hear no bell
>>222823129anal can indirectly stimulate a woman's inner clitoris and cervical area, and besides, no stimulation of anything is actually required for orgasm, male or female, hence wet dreams.
>>222823163Anal doesn't even feel good lol it’s just a smelly flesh cave. There’s no significant nerve endings in there or anything.
>>222823223wet dreams arent orgasms
>>222823183nonsense. almost all women can orgasm from the clit at least, unless they've deadened it with psychiatric medication.
>>222823235And yet plenty of people love doing it because they feel good from it. Just because you don't enjoy something doesn't mean others don't.
>>222822596That hot swealting summer...
>>222823262I stick my toilet plunger up my ass when im crazy horny and there’s very little physical pleasure from it; it’s just a psychological thing. I find it hard to believe that a woman can orgasm from that alone.
>>222823291please don't give advice ITT without prefacing it with you sodomising yourself with a toilet plunger in future, so nobody makes the mistake of taking your posts seriously.Do that for every post you ever write please, i'd appreciate it.
>>222823291Yeah that sounds rather unpleasant, but actual anal sex, with plenty of lube and good prep can be very enjoyable.>I find it hard to believe that a woman can orgasm from that alone.I genuinely don't mean this in a derogatory manner, but are you by chance a virgin?
>>222823246of course they are. a wet dream is a sexual dream that makes a man orgasm, hence "wet." women will also orgasm from dreams sometimes, in the same way. what did you think a wet dream was, pissing yourself?in a similar way, both men and women can orgasm spontaneously just from intense arousal, with no stimulation of anything "erogenous."
>>222823304Yeah, nice reddit spacing.
>>222823291women have been known to orgasm from a handsome hairdresser touching their head.
i've done penisbutt to a gril before. i did a huge cume inside
>>222823334But male hairdressers are all gay
>>222817067I wonder if James Gunn would adapt that in a Lobo/Hitman movie.
>>222823291>toilet plungerthis seems unsanitary
>>222815433Wait come back. What was it like? Was it everything you imagined it would be?
I've fucked almost every woman I've dated in the ass just as a way to mark my territory but it is never worth it beyond the first time.
>>222810466Kek
>>222823235Your conclusion is reasonable and exactly what a straight man would think about anal sex. The thing is, sex overall is not purely physical, and it's even less physical for a woman. Sure, nerve endings are important, but that's not everything there is to it when it comes to their orgasm. They come with their whole psyche and nervous system rather than their genitalia.
the thing you guys have to realize about doing anal sex to a woman is that it feels really good for my penis
>>222823477Fair enough, but my wife gets it up the butt a couple times a month and we wouldn't have it any other way.
>>222823503My wife and I did it a few times but it just isn't fun beyond the domination and taboo aspect. Plus now we have kids so getting in the mood, finding the time etc is just hard enough as is.
>>222823326and you're a newfag tourist aswell? i'd have had a guy who sticks a stick up his arse for no reason labeled an oldfag, but a redditor makes sense too.
I hope you guys realize when you get married amd have children it's gonna be to some whore who has been gaped by a bunch of men.
>>222823591have you ever done goo in a girl's butt?
>>222823617I wonder what Riley Reid's husband thinks when he sees the literal high definition video of her giving vigorous deep rimjobs to six sweaty nigs in a row
>have precious sacred goo>leaving it in some whore's literal asshole where poo comes out ofyou do yourself a dishonor by dishonoring your product
>>222823320they arent neurologically the same tardo.
>>222823694your goo is low quality.
>>222823617Ikr. It’s fucking grim.
>>222821646Maybe incels need rape correction.By males of course.
>>222810361>orgasm>anal “sex”what kind of sick jewshit is this?>>222810466lmao
>>222823690It’s the reason why he married her, retard.
>>222823741We live in a time period that you could call a cucks paradise.
>>222823700How dare you. You will taste my blade.
>>222823591Silly billy. Your syntax, effeminate tone, filler words, and appeals to authority give you away entirely. Everyone knows it's not just the way you space your posts. If you had the time to read your little chart, you would see the term was merely brought into common parlance after the invasion. It was still used in niche, long prior to the ordeal. The thing that limits you mid-wits is the fact that you are mid-wits. That's why you obsess over politics while sharing little that is truly effectual or constructive, come from a mainstream and corporate-safe website, and have a seeming inability to significantly develop your critical thinking skills and self-awareness to such a degree as to realize your entire worldview is founded on the idea that the federal government is like a friendly kindergarten teacher.
>>222823812So long as I don't have to taste your goo.
>>222823617I know for a fact that my penis is much larger than the others she has taken besides I've fucked more women and was more degenerate than her
>>222823851you ever put your entire hand inside ur wife?
>>222823865Yes
>>222810466
>>222823694>have precious sacred goo
>>222823851It's a degenerates world
>>222823888based
>>222823356yeah, and women love fags.
>>222823889this is the least funny image i've seen in years. it's ugly, it's tasteless, and there's no joke. you just tilted the angle and gave the celery eating fag from jackass laser eyes. but you have him here making a scoffing, guffawing face that makes me instinctively want to lunge at him. this image is useless. what emotion do you think this conveys? it is not humor.
>>222823697of course they aren't, they happen under a different neurological state called "being asleep." they are still objectively orgasms.
>>222823901It is what it is >>222823911Based on what?
>>222823938it's been around for years retard, fuck off back to were you come from
>>222823938seems like you were anally raped
>>222822559>>222822600wrong i can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few anals in my time
>>222823938 calm down lil bro its just an image macro
>>222810466THE RAPED
>>222823674eh, i stuck my finger up a couple of girls butts, one liked it, one thought it was weird. But honestly im boring and just enjoy cooming in vaginas.
I'm pretty sure this had the first ever mainstream depiction of a female-on-male rimjob
>>222823938Why does it rustle your jimmies that much?
>>222823837i hope you didn't pay money for that armchair psych degree, because if you did, get a refund anon. I'd bet a grand right now, that im the oldest oldfag in this entire fucking thread. I've been going on 4chan for at least 18 years. This is how i've formatted my posts this entire time. I linked that post, because it articulates exactly what you are, and why you get triggered by my old-internet posting format. Its how i formatted my posts in old forums, back when those were a thing, and no, i will not change that for you, or any redditor tourist who cries about it.Also vid rel, its what you'd do if i called you out irl, silly billy pussy.
>>222823938only browns are defending it kek
>>222824008ew what the fuck seriously? QRD I watched this with my gf but I don’t remember that
>>222823946the chatgpt confident replies are annoying. you obviously have no clue
>>222824047You are so unique and truthful, and are in no way a nigger of the mind.
>>222824004what do you do with the poopy finger after
>>222824056https://www.aznude.com/azncdn/emilyalynlind/gossipgirl/gossipgirl-01x03-lind-hd-01_hd.html
>>222823445The week leading up to it was literal hell because the laxative they make you drink tastes like shit and make you shit.
>>222824086I keep it.
>>222824054post hand
>>222819000Well then, whip my back and call me Tyrone, massa
>>222824094QRD??????? THIS IS A BLUE BOARD AND MY BOSS IS RIGHT BEHIND ME WATCHING.
>>222810466fpbp lmao
>>222824086The poop is not right inside the butt unless you're about to poop. You could put your whole finger inside your butt right now and maybe not even touch a bit of poop.
>>222823200kek
>>222824189def not true nigger whats your finger smell of
>>222824004>But honestly im boring and just enjoy cooming in vaginas.Same here. I tried anal with a girl once and I remember thinking "being in her pussy would feel way better right now honestly." Never did it after that and probably never will unless I hook up with some freaky chick.
>>222824444>Same here. I tried anal with a girl once and I remember thinking "being in her pussy would feel way better right now honestly." Never did it after that and probably never will unless I hook up with some freaky chick.i fucked a freaky chick with a prostate and she jizzed hands-free riding me. that's some hot shit i tell you wut, if one's into trannies.
>>222824068none of my replies are from chatgpt and if you had any kind of clue you would have formulated some kind of argument by this point. it's factual that people orgasm in their sleep.
>>222824669you dont even know the diff between ejaculation and orgasm. far less serotonin released during nocturnal emissions
>>222822903You’re an idiot child who benefits no one. Kill yourself.
>>222824971and? why is there serotonin being released in the first place? because you just came. the muscles are contracting, the semen is expelled, the hormones are released. if you wake up as it happens, you will feel it. that's an orgasm. don't be retarded.
>>222815455tim roth ruined this girl's career
>>222825261Ray Winstone ruined her butthole.
>>222823849My blade is covered in my goo.
>>222815455God her tits were so perfect in this.
>>222824368Iz jus smellz.
>>222823291From which end?
>>222812247That's a good point anon. It should be like that. You shouldn't fuck someone you don't love. Unrestricted sex can lead to further debauchery and lead society into a shit hole, but the sexual revolution already happened unfortunately
>>222824508faggot, stfu about your faggotry, we're talking about fucking women, not men, faggot.
>>222810466Why did incels on 4chan identify with this faggot retard clown
>>222825639he didn't used to be a faggot, they made him that way.
>>222821030He weighed it. What's more likely, two drunks couldn't wait to get home to fuck so they're just doing it right there on the ground in a dirty tunnel? Or, that some guy followed or pulled some chick down there and he's raping her? From that dudes perspective it was more likely she was getting raped, so he noped out because he didn't want to complicate his own life any more than it might already be
>>222825639they've always flocked to retard clowns, its the way of things
>>222817163I just watched this recently and this scene came out of nowhere. Shit was fucked. There would have been a lot of blood in that first house greenhouse if I was there
>>222825218resorting to semantics
>>222825909>lot of blood in that first house greenhouse if I was thereYou mean you would've fucked him till he bled from his ass?
>>222825936Not anal.
>>222824508>discuss how i prefer fucking pussies and i think they feel better than buttholes>"yeah well dude you just gotta be a literal faggot and fuck a guy in the ass who is pretending to be a girl"Thanks bro, really enlightening stuff.
>>222825959you don't even know what "semantics" means, idiot, just like you started this conversation not knowing what a "wet dream" is.
>>222826014NTA. Pussies feel better due to their anatomy but a nice tight arsehole on a cute girl gets me to cum quicker. It’s the idea that gets me off. A preference for anal is just a fetish I think, unless you’re a poofter and it’s a necessity.
>>222825970No I would have protected him and fucked the bullies instead. Then I would have punched the guards and escaped
>>222823591>it's an election tourist term>not it's a response to election tourists from redditYou're a bit retarded
>>222823591putting up this charts and text together doesn't make it true, niggerreddit spacing is real, and people using it are faggots
>>222810466Who says they raped him? We never see it and it doesnt even look implied.
>>222812247>jew propaganda goyslop deracinates the marriage and the familyYou do realize Hollywood is a CIA/Mossad psyop, right?
>>222816122>>222811650i watched Irreversible for the first time and i feel kinda baited into wathcing a gay orgy for 20 minutes straight before getting to the good part(the Monica Bellucci anal rape)
>>222826064here i am the fool for replying to a bot
>>222826168you dont know what reddit spacing is newfag
>>222826430the copes just never end, do they?
>>222821331Kingsman 1 was great, 2 was a missed opportunity, and three was good and had some parts that were shockingly chud-coded.
>>222820203I'm pretty soon that was a blooper, but they decided to let it in. But yes, what this guy said >>222820333
>>222816122>mfw i find this way hotter than regular pornIs that weird?
>>222826473t. copebot
>>222811650I mean what was she expecting dressed like that in creepy rape tunnels?
>>222811650>>222820203
>>222821628They always do
>>222826633kek
>>222821646And they'll do it to the country too
>>222826006were you there?
>>222825842>What's more likely, two drunks couldn't wait to get home to fuck so they're just doing it right there on the ground in a dirty tunnel?They are in Paris, right?
>>222821331cringe
>>222826888Me on the left
>>222824104Shitting large amounts of clear liquid is pretty arousing
>>222824104I get colonoscopy annually and I've never had this. I just take some OTC pills, drink some OTC laxative and shit for a full day until it is clear. Honestly feels refreshing by the end of it all.
>>222824008This is the end has Michael Cera having his asshole munched on.
>>222826675THEY FUCK JUST LIKE US
>>222822559you can't fuck the pussy from behind, only the anus t. sex haver
>>222827846Thank you for sharing your knowledge, grandmaster! This is why 4chan is awesome as an online forum!
>>222826675Hasan Piker sex tape
>>222822596I acknowledge you sir.
>>222810361Anal is gay, which is why the kikes push it so much in movies.
>>222819825because she also is stimulating her own clit. ffs
>>222814986What if it tastes weird? Do I tell her?
>>222823526Personally, I could go forever without anal (eating, touching, fucking), but my wife is a fiend for it. From my POV, it really is a less pleasurable hole that requires extra preparation and cleanup.
>>222828260>Sex with a woman is gay
>>222817360Squeal pig!
>>222825639Because of Gypsy Crusader?
>>222810466Every time I open this board it always makes me lose it. Good thing I am not eating or drinking when I burst out laughing.
>>222828351Wanting to be with a woman is the gayest thing ever. You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets.
>>222816122>>222811650i know it's supposed to be violent and disgusting but this shit just feels so good to jerk off to
>>222828272Nope
>>222822603girls orgasm from anal and sometimes they even squirt from their cunts when you do it
>>222815455Is there any evidence he's fucking her in the ass? I don't know why you people always assume that.
>>222826961Who's in Paris?
>>222828660of course he is, you cockboy
>>222828660It confirms it in the dialogueShe says something like>why don't you do it to me like you do Mum?Implying that he has vaginal with the Mum and anal with her.
>>222825858yup just like how they all flocked to trump
>>222823477never worked for me . tried with two(they asked)hole was just too tight and pussy was too close to care
>>222810361>>222810466
>>222821331she didn't precised *which* asshole tho............
>>222826151Except we (oldfags) have literally always indented our posts you stupid little faggot.
>>222829074How does she know he doesn't do anal with mom as well? Is she spying on them? What a little whore.
>>222829394
>>222813945>since oxytocin causes pair bondingyes>with what you're looking atnot that simple>sex acts in which you're facing away divorces love and sex.bait or retarded?
>>222810361The scene in Zack and miri is why you should be cautious of that
>>222821202Why do they both look sedated?
>>222825936I think that was just rape. she was a virgin and his hand was bloody.
>>222814982were these good? I like peanut butter, chocolate AND Jell-O so I feel like I missed out.
>>222829394>>222829417"reddit spacing" didn't exist until 2016 r/thedonald refugees swarmed this site and started projecting everyone was a reddit newfag like they are
>>222810466kek
>>222817627>tfw he was getting in the ass from Richard Pryor irlLife is the weirdest shit
>>222810466Rags status?
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>>222810361Why do 4chan retards think all sex from behind is anal?
>>222817436men's g-spot is on the frenulum, not the prostate. Jews pushed to cut it from you via circumcised and convinced you that you have to take it up the ass to cum to submit you. Wake up, goyim
>>222821646Everyone have no idea how much jews hate normal people They hate them so much they would burn literal billions of dollars to destroy something that resonated with themAnd they worship money.If you think they just hate arabs you're wrong Their paradise is doing what they did to Palestinians to the whole worldAnd they will unless they're stopped which I doubt it could ever happen.They control everything.
>>222821114she got into it
>>222827354Z E S T YE S TY
>>222828660She literally says it just before the dad gets stabbed
>>222814986>using your tongue is better than sticking your dick in a holenoliterally neverwhat's next, smelling really high quality food is better than eating a mid-tier hamburger?again, noyou're not going to magically have a hands free orgasm from eating a bitch out, and if you're jerking off at the same time you're doing it, you're still just jerking offrubbing your dick against a bitch's lower back is better than eating her out, objectively, because it will just literally feel better
>>222827354>I get colonoscopy annuallywhy? colon cancer is the slowest cancer out there. if they don't see anything year 1, they won't see anything year 2.
>>222816122This is like halo 2 trash talk :D
>>222823837
>>222825487Hey, it's the bad guy from black hat, that movie sucked
>>222826675JAV code please
>>222810361The implication is that Turkroaches buttsexed T. E. Lawrence, after this spanking foreplay scene.
>>222827354Only annually? I go monthly for mine. Nothing like a good colonoscopy.
>>222831448Never happened tho, it was all in Lawrence's mind
>>222831448He was a pussy after he got raped.
>>222828650and yet this never happens when they're taking a shit, checkmate retard
>>222826212Rightoid faggots and their trickle down kikenomics destroyed the nuclear family and it’s laughable to act like Hollywood is to blame. Do you really think women don’t want to have kids and not work? A majority do but can’t because it’s not possible for the average family to exist on 1 income thanks to 40 years of rightoid kike dicksucking. You would know all of this if you weren’t stuck living in your whore single mothers’ apartment bud.
>>222832008>buzzword buzzword buzzword>this is how we get them to forget that we convinced women to become single mothers and stay single and get fat and import the third worldHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA you fucking retarded NPCs actually think it works like this? You unironically believe you can just spam "faggot kike whore" and we'll buy your shit because you used le heckin based buzzwords?
>>222824189now my finger is covered in poop and i have poop on my keyboard too, thanks a lot you liar
>>222832008>A majority do but can’t because it’s not possible for the average family to exist on 1 incomeThat's because women are in the workforce in the first place dipshit. Double the supply = lower wages for everyone. Real wage growth stagnated for like three decades starting with the 70s when women were entering the workforce in large numbers. It wasn't the right that lobbied for girl power, dimwit. Now morons like you will complain about low wages but also vote for open borders.
>>222832145They do think that. Of course it's peak irony because everything a leftist believes is literal jew propaganda.
