>wake up>make porridge>immediately leave to go for an extended walk in the woods ???Eat the porridge first you retards, why are you just leaving food on the table while you go hiking?
>>222812402the idea is that they were letting it cool off while they want for a walk. i always draw attention to the fact that momma bear and papa bear were sleeping in different beds, a likely sign of their failing marriage
Goldilocks = high IQ White Bears = low IQ browns
Smartest /lit/poster
>>222812439How often does that come up in conversation?
>>222812439They were gone for long enough for Big G to eat their food and have a nap
More importantly: what was the tax policy of the Magic Forest?
>>222812466>breaking and entering>theft>squattingThe blonde hair was actually a weave.
>>222812402didn't read the book award
>>222812466>Breaks into their house>Taints their food for her own greed before stealing from their child>Sleeps in their beds as if it's her ownSounds about white
Would you rather encounter Goldilocks or 3 bears in the woods?
>>222812608(((white)))
>>222812402How were the 3 porridges different temps? Was mama bear really making 3 separate batches of porridge?
>>222812439But mama bear's porridge was already cold. Somehow.
>>222812490rarely
>>222812402They were letting it cool down you stupid fucking idiot. Hence the line "this porridge is too hot"
>>222813282How is one porridge too hot and one too cold
>>222812439sleeping in separate beds was a common thing before marriage was subverted
>>222812608Kek. Timmys rekt
>>222813149>>222813329The bowls were of different sizes.
>>222813480MY NIGGA! IT WAS THE SAME PORRIDGE
>>222813531Cheap shitty stoves don't distribute heat evenly.
>>222813531Cooling rates are different based on the surface area.
The story ends with the girl getting eaten right, so the plot resolves itself. It was never about the food, it was about that bitch getting what's comin to her for being a trifling bitch.
>>222812402Theyre bears
>>222813798They ate triffles?!
>>222813156It was hot when they left, and then it cooled at a faster rate than the other two
>>222813673Mama bear's bowl was bigger than baby bear's. How was her's cooled faster than the child's???
>>222815679She secretly poured vodka in hers
