Stannis editionPrevious: >>222790557
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
If the game doesn’t add Gregor Clegane as a hero I’m not buying it.
Anyone remember Betsy Bar Betsy I mean
According to the prophecy, as recounted by Melisandre, these are the indicators of the coming of Azor Ahai: After a long summer when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world[1] Variant: When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers[2] He shall be born again amidst smoke and salt[2] He shall wake dragons out of stone[2] He shall draw from the fire a burning sword, Lightbringer[1]
Does Skyrim have Asoiaf mods?
>>222812833>does skyrim have [anything] modsyes
>>222812817Well it’s clearly not Daenerys because she’s a woman.
>>222812892It can't be Stannis because his sword isn't burning
>fucked alicent took her virginity>fucked rhaenyra took her virginity>does nothing>wins
Was Robert a good king?
The fact that Otto and Gwayne never had a scene together is lame as fuck.
>>222813009No, but Jon Arryn was a good Hand for the most part. He just couldn't see Littlefinger was pure evil.
>>222813009No
>"............................."
tfw no cute soft Helaena wife
>>222813009Yes And a good man and warrior
>>222813006https://streamable.com/8386wz
>>222813145>Littlefinger was pure evil.He's a wronged man with a broken heart on a path of revenge against the nobles of Westeros, show Littlefinger is a caricature of book Littlefinger.
>>222813009not at all>>222813145not just littlefinger, anyone with half a brain would've noticed lysa was an insane bitch, she's the one who poisons him in the first place
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwyane! Followed by tender loving care!
>>222813009He was like Viserys the First. Both useless Kings with either nothing burger Hand or overly ambitious Hand, and one council that helped create one devastating war that ended up causing millions to die, exterminate the Houses that ruled Harrenhal at their time, cripple the richest men at the time and with children ruling over one major two major powerful seats
>>222791726Eh, looks too much like a mobile game for a pc title. Plus there doesn't seem to be any campaign map. For a game with such meh looking gameplay I would need a campaign map component.I'll just keep playing the mods for Bannerlord and CK2/3
>>222813337Robert was a great warrior though and viserys was a little pussy ass bitch
>>222813279He should have hit the weights, taken a shower and gotten a clue. Everyone would have respected have if he showed up a couple years later completely jacked and beaten Brandon's ass.
>>222813332Yeah, but they were married nearly 20 years and Lysa really never did anything to make him wary.
>>222813401>Robert was a great warrior thoughAnd? Still a shitty cucked King whose legacy died with him. And he was a "little pussy ass bitch" just like Viserys when he let Cersei do whatever she desired like killing Lady, refused to arrest Jaime for maiming the Hand and Tywin for raiding the Riverlands.
>>222812652Battle of the Bastards is maybe one of the most overrated episodes in the history of televisionits like a cheap horror movie that has the characters be retarded for the sake of the plot
the biggest plothole of got is why Robert would prefer WHORES and SLUTS to a prime Cersei waiting for him in his bed
>>222813608robert is retarded but cersei, while being insanely hot, is also a huge cunt, so their relationship is just toxic to no end
>>222813608nothing takes you out of the mood like a nagging, insufferable bitch
>>222813608Maybe she's a tree in bed.
why did you guys willingly choose to be a greenfag again?
poppa bear?
>>222813842Jaime would disagree
>"Remember me? I was in House of the Dragon...">Matt, do you still love me?>*sees Matt and Emma fucking*>...................
>>222813515In the canon ending(the show) his best friend's house ends up on the Iron Throne and his son rules the Stormlands while all the Targs are dead. I'd say he won. He never wanted to be king anyway.
my wife of 11 years just had a fertilized egg put inside her (fertilized by my sperm duh) after she couldnt have kids naturally cost me $35,000 pray this shit works please thank u.
>>222814096>paying 35k dollars to ruin your life
>>222814017>Set to revoke>can just accept more laterlol?>Why would i vote for a pro-islamic and anti-white party that seeks to replace us?i never told you who to vote for. i am pointing out the right vs left control mechanism.the right wants pro-semitic browns to replace you.
>>222814135it's sad people think like this
>>222814145modern society is factually a nightmarish hellscape to raise kids in
>>222814221I'm in the military. It's fairly easy for me.
>>222812892>“No one ever looked for a girl,” he said. “It was a prince that was promised, not a princess. Rhaegar, I thought... the smoke was from the fire that devoured Summerhall on the day of his birth, the salt from the tears shed for those who died. He shared my belief when he was young, but later he became persuaded that it was his own son who fulfilled the prophecy, for a comet had been seen above King’s Landing on the night Aegon was conceived, and Rhaegar was certain the bleeding star had to be a comet. What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years. Daenerys is the one, born amidst salt and smoke. The dragons prove it.” Just talking of her seemed to make him stronger. “I must go to her. I must. Would that I was even ten years younger.”
>>222814281A dying old mans cope
Azor ahai was the bad guy, an antichrist of the dawn age Dany is his second coming
>>222813608gurm got you covered>Oh, Cersei is lovely to look at, truly, but cold… the way she guards her cunt, you’d think she had all the gold of Casterly Rock between her legs.
>>222814096good luck>>222814234>I'm in the militarywtf are you doing here? shouldn't you be busy protecting the greatest ally?
>>222813279>He's a wronged man with a broken heart on a path of revenge against the nobles of WesterosPoor wittle baby, that totally excuses causing a war that kills countless thousands. And the wrong he suffered was not getting to be with his oneitis, real tragedy. Nevermind that he was still a noble with a better life than 99% of Westeros.
>>222813337Viserys wasn't an economic disaster like robert
>>222813608Lena Headey looks like a man, bro.
>>222813515I never understood why Robert rated Jaime so highly when he absolutely couldn't stand Cersei. Even the most ambitious Lannisters wouldn't even dream of them being named warden of the east in place of the Arryns and Robert just handed it to Jaime on a silver platter, unasked for.
>>222814096My sister did that 8 years ago. Little guy is the best thing that's ever happened to our family.Good luck.No I didn't fertilize the egg.
Here we go
>>222814144>>Set to revoke>>can just accept more later>lol?holy wishful thinking, just accept you lost the argument and move on
>>222812923He hasn't plunged it in Nissa Nissa's (Davos') breast.
>>222814786do you unironically believe they're undergoing a fundamental change and will meaningfully stop brown immigration and anti-white policies from now until the end of the term?will you consider the right vs left theater if that didn't happen?you do realize they're doing those gestures now because they're about to lose the mid terms then they can blame everything on the democrats later, right? they could've stopped brown immigration at the height of their power when they took over but didn't.
>/got/ has turned into /pol/
>>222815210>they could've stopped brown immigration at the height of their power when they took over but didn't.i remember democrats were screeching about trump's ice reforms since forever lol
>>222815249better than being dead>>222815266>icethey're for showing off. stopping brown immigration should be done by stemming the flow not "deporting violent immigrants".and those screeching democrats hold no power. at least not until the mid terms.
>>222815373the democrat party is socialist now.
>>222812652So Stannis burning Shireen is that really all D&Ds fault or did GRRM sign off on it. Was never a book fag
>>222815373>deporting violent immigrantsdo you even know anything about what ICE does lmao? They deport anyone without papers, I remember there were news about a hispanic mom crying her eyes out because she was caught by ICE while she was leaving her kid at school>and those screeching democrats hold no powerYou're completely delusional, they're rallying their muslim, brown and leftist hordes. Remember when they burned the entire country down because a drug addicted felon was killed?
I got filtered by /hotd/ bros, wat do
>>222815560watch it again but only watch the rhaenyra/daemon/viserys/otto/aegon scenes
>>222814553Isn't that just a relic from the first book? I don't even remember anyone talking about the warden of the east thing later on.
>>222814553>I never understood why Robert rated Jaime so highly [...] Robert just handed it to Jaime on a silver platter, unasked for.He didn't. But by giving some sort of power to Jaime, maybe Tywin wouldn't ask for Robert to repay the gold he had borrowed.Not that it makes any sense anyway, as a Kingsguard Jaime can't hold any title and the whole thing was just to put some friction between Ned and the Lannisters
>>222815508dnd said George told them it'll happen. in the books, Stannis is still stuck in the storm. the storm in which Ramsay and his 20 good men snuck into his camp and burned all their supplies.in the book, their supplies were dwindling then they found a village with a lake that they're fishing in.>>222815560it's shit so no worries>wat dowatch the superior series Three Kingdoms or just read the books George has written so far.>>222815388>>222815509right vs left is circus for the goyim. that's my whole point. it is meant to keep the goyim in-fighting to not see the wizard behind the curtain.if they really wanted to stop brown immigration, they would have started by preventing more from coming in. legal or not, brown is brown and they're taking jobs.
>>222815560Being "filtered" by a low-quality show is a good thing.
>>222814096Good luck, my friend did that and spent $150k but it was an expensive hospital (Hoag) and it actually worked. His wife has PCOS and the treatment is birth control. And they made it past that.
>>222814553>when he absolutely couldn't stand Cerseiwhat Cersei's puss does to a mofo
>>222815609>George told them it'll happeninteresting thanks
>>222815572ok. I did watch /dunk/ too but that one didn't filter me, I just keep forgetting the characters' names, they're almost identical. And I was drunk the full time I watched the series.>>222815609I have watched Three Kingdoms twice, and Swords into Plowshares (I recommend it, only issue is the massive cast just like Three Kingdoms).
>>222815609>if they really wanted to stop brown immigration, they would have started by preventing more from coming in.literally All US immigrant visa applications have been paused indefinitely. Democrats and Republicans are absolutely not the same, you just want us to think they are because you're either a hispanic or an islamist using the Democratic Party as your trojan horse to gain more and more political power on America
>>222815788again, this >>222815210 >do you unironically believe they're undergoing a fundamental change and will meaningfully stop brown immigration and anti-white policies from now until the end of the term?>will you consider the right vs left theater if that didn't happen?it is in the interest of the ruling class for immigration to never stop because it keeps rent high and labor cheap. the ruling class doesn't care about left vs right because they control both. they're the same in that way.if they were literally the same, there would be no goyim in-fighting and they can't have that.
>>222812817Its Jon
>>222816055>it is in the interest of the ruling class for immigration to never stop because it keeps rent high and labor cheap. the ruling class doesn't care about left vs right because they control both. they're the same in that way.You just don't know nothing about history huh. The entire liberal rulling class of politicians and businessmen in europe and north america were chimping out after trump's muslim ban back when the syrian refugee crisis was ongoing
>>222816223that's part of the theater. the left pushes for all browns while the right pushes for only anti-muslim browns and any sane person will pick the less browns option and be blind to the game.the end result is more browns than there were before.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222816322>while the right pushes for only anti-muslim brownsTrump based his entire 2016 campaign on anti-mexican sentiment>b-but IndiaAlready freezed their visas. What else do you want him to do?
>>222814096Good luck bro
>>222816373i want the promised wall and an explanation why only now did they pause the visasand i want him to stop being such a good goy
>>222813401>viserys was a little pussy ass bitchthis is what Lyonel Strong should have told him when he talked about being tested>your grace, no offense but you're a chubby little bitch and unrelated, but your daughter is a whore. I should know she fucks my son.
My kids still cant speak DornishWhenever i go into their study all i find is drawings of naked Dornish women
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>>222816742sexo
Im more of Dany cute butt kinda guy
>>222816801D'Arcy had a cute little butt 10 years ago. Now she's hiding a fat dumper. Fuck Ryan Cuckal for depriving us of it.
>>222816841ZAMN. I didn't know she was carrying all THAT!!!
>>222816864>2 seconds long>why doesnt it end?
>>222815588>as a Kingsguard Jaime can't hold any titleThere was a kingsguard who was made hand during jaehaerys' reign so this is definitely not true. They can hold other offices but not hereditary titles
D'Arcy has an undisclosed role in Digger (Tom Cruise movie coming)
>>222813224Androw Farman would’ve been a good husband for her
>>222814096Godspeed
>>222815586Robert gave it to Jaime because he wanted a military man to hold it but in that case he really should’ve given it to Stannis or even the Blackfish who was in the Vale at the time. The Lannisters gave the title to Robert Arryn after Littlefinger married Lysa.
>>222817130Androw Farman would have made a fitting husband for Rhaenyra, they're on the same level.
>>222816924>There was a kingsguard who was made hand during jaehaerys' reign so this is definitely not true.Ryam Redwyne, yes. Also, there were three Kingsguard members who became Hand: Redwyne to Jaehaerys, Cole to Aegon II and Marston Waters to Aegon III. But maybe them being Lord Commander already might have "allowed" them to receive the position because they were technically "Lords". Alas, Ned notes that Jaime was Tywin's heir to Casterly Rock in the same chapter when he complains to Robert about Jaime receiving the title, so it might be something old that gurm left and didn't bother rewriting it better with the rules he added.
>>222815508Shireen isn't even with Stannis in the books. If it happens, it will be Mel doing the burning. The books will never come out tho.
>>222817312Tywin looks at Jaime and sees the heir to Casterly Rock.
>"Kingslayer," Ned said. The rumors were true, then. He rode on dangerous ground now, he knew. "An able and courageous man, no doubt," he said carefully, "but his father is Warden of the West, Robert. In time Ser Jaime will succeed to that honor. No one man should hold both East and West." He left unsaid his real concern; that the appointment would put half the armies of the realm into the hands of Lannisters.>"I will fight that battle when the enemy appears on the field," the king said stubbornly. "At the moment, Lord Tywin looms eternal as Casterly Rock, so I doubt that Jaime will be succeeding anytime soon. Don't vex me about this, Ned, the stone has been set."
>>222817385will gurm ever return to this plot?
>>222817425King Jaime foreshadowing is now Azor Jaime foreshadowing.
>>222817447i meant the wardens part. it is never mentioned again, is it?
>>222817483(me)well, it turned out it is mentioned many times.
>>222817483It's irrelevant anyway. Tywin doesn't command armies because of the meaningless title of Warden but because he's the head of the Lannisters.
>>222817635>doesn't command armies because of the meaningless title of Wardenexactly. Ned's thought in that exchange indicates that the title of warden is a title with actual power.
POPPA BEAR!
>>222814043>while all the Targs are deadJon is still alive (he should have been Ned’s son that was bullshit)
>>222817712Probably something gurm planned to be more important than it was. Warden is apparently a title for the person who commands the army to defend against a foreign threat. Remember that Martin planned for Dany to come to Westeros much earlier than she would in the series, so the title of warden was probably set up for that.But George probably realised the title was useless because of how splintered the Seven Kingdoms actually are and how armies are loyal to the Great house lord / Lord Paramount of a given kingdom.
>>222817873>Jon Snow is a targJon is the son of Ashara and a time-travelling Moonboy for all I know
>>222815508Its physically impossible for Stannis to burn her with how the events in the book are taking placeHe's at winterfell and Shireen is at castle black. During a heavy snowstorm during winter. It would take weeks if not a full month for him to go back to the wall, even if he could make it.It takes weeks to get to the wall when the weather is good
....semoc eH
>>222817873>he should have been Ned’s son that was bullshit)Thats retarded. The Son(g) of Ice and Fire is needed.
>>222818226>The Son(g) of Ice and Fire isalso bullshit, prophecies are for baby-tier writing like Willow
>>222818244A very wrong opinion you've got pal
>>222813006Whent theory could still be canon but only if Aemond is Daemon's son. Fat fuck wouldn't allow it otherwise.
bear poppa ...
>>222818467Everyone knows that Aemond Pate theory is where it's at.Alys' baby was a Pate who in turn spawned a long line of lesser Pates.90% of Pates extant during the war of the five kings descend from him.
>>222817325>>222818103you're coping if you think it still won't happen, doesn't matter if the details are different. The obvious threat big enough to justify that sacrifice is the wall falling
>>222816841>Cersei's fat drunk whore arc deleted>Rhaenyra only ever has tame clothed sex in missionary positionDoes HBO just hate fun or what?
>>222813571HBO logo + big battle and/or major characters dying is an automatic 9+ on IMDB, normgroids are cattle.I still think the episode is decent, last of us S02E02 on the other hand is legitimate dogshit full of plotholes and characters being complete retards for no reason that shits on the (already not that good) original material and yet it still sits at 9.1HBO aren't held to the same standards, if the episode has a high budget, goyim will eat it up, the fact that the same people that saw no issue with the Dorne storyline or basically anything from season 5,6 or 7 will tell you 8 is the worst thing they ever saw is a complete larp, the overwhelming majority of the population have no internal dialogue nor can they form their own opinions.
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fNQD2u8mwk
>>222819347kek wtf
>>222812817>He shall draw from the fire a burning sword, Lightbringer[1]This point is surely false since it is mentioned only once by Melisandre during a ceremony she organized in which Stannis pulls a sword from the flames, a fake sword that Melisandre created herself. It was surely a made-up part of her speech to convince the crowds of her claims.
Why did D and D hate Stannis again?
>>222814096'mericans... Here in europoorland if you can't conceive for medical reasons IVF is free. Nonetheless, godspeed.
>>222818857In all fairness, GRRM did say the show killed some characters that are alive and well in his story, and given that in his view Stannis is very unique (the only person in power who correctly understands the real stakes), I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing works out differently even if the sacrifice still happens.
>>222819947Themes are for 8th grade books reports, please understand. They also wanted to pander to soccer moms and football jocks, aka the most illiterate demographics.
>>222819947They didn't hate him, they hated the flanderized version of him they've created in their heads after skimming through Davos' chapters. Same for Tyrion, they don't love the actual character, just their idealized version of him.
>King Bran the Rapetube is end game in the booksHi I fucking hate this
>>222820051They also thought their Cersei was just as bad as the book Cersei while in truth they've been softening her ever since season 2. By season 5 she's basically just a sad put upon mom.
>>222819492It’s not fake or false. The whole point of the prophecy is two things1) since it’s an ancient prophecy, written in Valyrian, parts have been mistranslated (the part that’s most obvious beinf the PRINCE who was promised and HE meaning the prophecied one is a man. Maester Aemon points out the gender neutral language of valyrian doesn’t have such qualifiers as dragons are genderless and switch between them)2) prophecies as seen time and time and time again in this universe are true but always in unexpected ways. Nobody ever really benefits from knowing prophecied in obvious ways or can influence the result. They’re often metaphorical rather than literal tooSo >The Long Summer: The return happens after a long summer when a cold darkness falls.Most simple part. Pretty accurate. The long night begins in a magical long winter>Bleeding Star: A red star or comet bleeds in the sky.This as we know from the snow, is actually referring to Arthur Daynes sword Dawn (the sword of the morning) covered in blood at the foot of Jon Snows birth bed>Smoke and Salt: The hero is born or reborn amidst smoke and salt.Unknown. >Waking Dragons: The champion wakes dragons out of stone.Could be Dany since her dragon eggs were petrified into stone. Maybe Jon wakes Dragons from stone by bringing back the Targaryens or soemthing >Lightbringer : The warrior draws a burning sword, known as Lightbringer, from the fireMost likely to be metaphorical. The nights watch could be lightbringer. Dany’s dragons could be lightbringer
>>222820119>Aemon points out the gender neutral language of valyrian doesn’t have such qualifiers as dragons are genderless and switch between them)The prince is a person not a dragon.
>>222820177Languages aren’t people either you retard
>>222820280Why would dragons being gender neutral in Valyrian have any bearing on the gender of PTWP you fag?
>>222813006>cole had both of them first>got sloppy fourths on rhaenyra>dies in his first dragon battle everlel
>>222818190!on ,on ,oN
>>222820348>why would dragons, the basis for their entire civilisation, affect their language
>>222820391Maester Aemon was coping, no foid can be Prince That Was Promised.
>>222820402So you were just pretending to be retarded
I'm basically the unborn son of Daemon and Rhea
>>222820515I was told I didn't need to pretend.
>copypasted Futhark from Wikipedia page: RunesThe laziest house sigil
>>222817941But you know nothing, Jon Snow.
nuncle....
Why didn't Stannis just win a land battle against a peer opponent? Wouldn't that go a long way towards solidifying his claim?
>>222820864Stannis gaped your asshole
>>222820864to be fair no characters in the novels manage that
>>222820894Robb and Tywin do. So does Edmure and Roose.
>>222820817Isn't that just the handiwork of an editor on a world of ice and fire?
>>222820903only edmure comes close, but none of the others do
>>222820894True.Tywin only ever fights scrubs, Robb only ever fights via surprise against scrubs, and Roose loses every open battle. Edmure does manage to beat Tywin, but it's a strategic victory for the Lannisters.
>>222820795god I love bimbos so much
>>222820864Why didn't Renly just play it chill and play along with Stannis until the Lannisters were beaten? Then he could call a Great Council and win the popularity contest.
What’s a scene from the show that you really like? I like when Marg calls subtly Cersei an old drunk
>>222821088Robert talking war stories with Barristan and Jaime
>>222821088I'll be honest I never rewatched GoT and tried to forget about the show
>>222812833The best Asoiaf mods are for Crusader Kings and Warband/Bannerlord
>>222812892>uRhhhMmmm Akcutallly ur graycee, its gender neautral
>>222814096how old is she? did she take birth control consistently in her younger years? is it genetic issues or just bad luck? I don't want to end up paying to have a child
>>222820119>This as we know from the snow, is actually referring to Arthur Daynes sword Dawn (the sword of the morning) covered in blood at the foot of Jon Snows birth bedholy shit
Nasty disgusting Dornishment subbumans
>>222814281>No one ever looked for a girlExcept Rhaenyra...
post alicent cute webm
>>222821085I wonder if Stannis would have been better off if he had stayed in the capital instead of going of to dragonstone
>>222814378True, but it's also stated that Cersei actually WAS smitten with Robert. So that anon's point stands - a literal 10/10 threw herself at him and he treated her like complete shit instead of, at worst, as a fuckbuddy you enjoy.
>>222821429She cheated on him on the day of their wedding.
>>222820864He only got defeated by the wildfire trick and Tywin & Tyrells surprise attack. He nearly took the King's Landing.
>>222821513wildfire was bs but getting surprise attacked is still a bad look, he sent scouts and shit into the kingswood but they got killed by Tyrion's mountain men
>>222821459She's crazy, nothing will change that.
>>222821736What's the empty square in the middle?
>>222821778You think "town square" is a metaphor?
>>222821778that's where whores go
>>222821880It's never mentioned in the books. All the important shit happens in front of Sept of Baelor.
>>222821736What do they eat?
>>222821736Why isn't there a street that connects the Red Keep to the Dragon pit? Maybe there was but it was built over? But why is the slum in the middle of the city right next to the Red Keep?
>>222822012Nothing. That's 90% of the problems surrounding the city in the books.
>>222822018It's unrealistic that nobody burned that part of the city to the ground yet, either with dragon or the wildfire.
>>222812652>Uncle Robert, what are you looking at?
>>222821915The sept's location is kinda weird. Medieval cathedrals were built in the city center near the town square. This one is way up high on a hill. Everybody needs to walk up.
>>222822044It's even more unrealistic that the city doesn't burn down regularly due to ordinary fires.
>>222821736Why didn't Stan send 10 good men to impregnate the bitch? They wouldn't expect that.
>>222814516For me, it's biblically accurate Cersei.
>>222821085Stannis only had a fraction of men renly had, renly risked nothing by giving him battle
>>222822035>right next to fertile lands and the sea>can't grow enough wheat or fish enough fish to feed peoplepoor worldbuilding
>>222822054>>Uncle Robert, what are you looking at?>THE SEED IS STRONG
>>222821736Who funded these niggas before aerys? I always imagine their guild to be an underground society type
>>222822166Except the infamy that would come with kinslaying. Stannis avoided it by sending out Mel's spooky child to do the job (if he ordered Renly's death at all).
>>222822018For that matter, why not build the Dragonpit closer to the Red Keep? Seems more sound to allow quick access to dragons to the royal family.
>>222822323probably because it needs to be built on a hill with spooky and cinematic caves
>>222821736shae's manse is huge
>>222821736Ew.Imagine if Oldtown was a capital of united Westeros, with Daeron as king.
>>222820817It kind of looks like a fancier version of Cole’s sigil.
>>222820119The long summer, the bleeding star, the smoke, the salt, the dragons, all of those has been mentioned by Aemon and Marwyn. The sword out of the fire? Only ONCE, only by Melisandre, during a ceremony she organized in which Stannis pulls a fake sword she made from the fire.
>>222821085Well you see it’s actually because Renly and Stannis knew Faegon was coming and the peach was actually a metaphor for the Iron Throne which Stannis was planning to abdicate to House Targaryen and his whole peach rant to Davos was him pretending to be retarded so nobody suspects his master plan.
>>222821429>it's also stated that Cersei actually WAS smitten with Robertsauce? the show thing was an addition by dnd.
>>222823506Peach was a metaphor for Loras' ass. He was proposing a threesome.
>>222823675True and he’d probably let Stannis impregnate Margery for him.
>>222823506This is such a retarded theory, lmao. How do youtubers come up with this stupid shit?
>>222813009I always thought the point of Robert was about how it’s dumb that the strong warrior gets the throne. He won the war since he was a great fighter and general but that doesn’t mean he would be a good leader.
>>222821429He wasn't Rhaegal so that made him a 0/10.
>>222821736>kings landingI’m ok with a little inconsistency but this fucking place changed almost every season it was bizarre.
>>222821256Just like Rhaenyra, fucking off to Dragonstone instead of networking in King's Landing and making sure you have allies willing to back up your claim is always a politically disastrous decision. At least in Stannis' case he couldn't have imagined he was still the next in Robert's succession line even after the queen birthed 3 children.
Dany is Sauron.
>>222824055Sauron thinks rape is funny so he's canonically green.
>>222824055don’t care faggot, she has a great butt >>222816801
>>222822079That's because Martin knows fuck-all about how Medieval societies functioned.
>>222824116>Sauron thinks rape is funnyWhere the fuck did you get that from?
>>222824135Then why did he complain about Aragorn's tax policy and Hobbits having sex???
>>222824153Lay of Leithan, Canto VII, Sauron is confused that "Nereb" doesn't find the idea of Morgoth raping Luthien funny.
>>222824164Because he's a leftist pseud who couldn't just say "I don't like Tolkien because he's Christian."Notice how shallow Martin's society is. It's just lords -> knights -> commoners. That's it. No counts, no earls, no dukes, no burghers, no yeomen, no szlachta, no boyars, no free peasants, no clergy as a separate class... Then you have truly retarded ideas like the Maesters.
>>222824192>No counts, no earls, no dukes, no burghers, no yeomen, noHalf of those titles were simplified because he was writing for a midwit audience, anon. And the rest didn't exist for many medieval countries.>no clergy as a separate class...Septons aren't treated the same way as smallfolk. Maesters are meant to represent the literate priests of churches.
>>222824224>Septons aren't treated the same way as smallfolk.Yes they are. They're killed left and right by every faction and nothing happens to them as a result. >Maesters are meant to represent the literate priests of churches.They're a completely nonsensical faction. Remember they pre-date the unification by Aegon. How did that work exactly?>Hey Ironborn, I know you keep raiding, pillaging and burning everyone around, including Oldtown, but here's a bunch of free doctors and scholars for you?
>Et Eärello Westerosenna utúlien. Sinomë maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
>>222824192>marcher lords>no margraves
>>222821429no she wasn't, i don't know where you get this fromrobert responded to love and he absolutely was NOT getting it from her!!!! FACT!!!
/t/ has nothing, where do I get house of the dragon
>we need a granny who looks like a frog>say no more
>>222824192yes, the lack of szlachta is deeply concerning
>>222824425the fuck is a margrave?
>>222813659Rewatching GoT I noticed that Cercei was not such a cunt as I remember. She became one only in 4th season.
>>222824636>Tyrion, you shall be named Szlachta of Flea Bottom.
>>222812652egg is icsh
>>222819347now THIS is kino
>>222819347Need to see him kick Tyrion
>>222820795artist?
>>222819347instantly lost at Larys hobbling into the ring
How did Emma D'arcy know that there was a sinister darkness north of the wall beyond the lands of always winter? Did she watch Game Of Thrones (2011-2019)?Why is she talking about the "Hightower line"? How did she know to distinguish the "Hightower line" from the "Targaryen line"? How did she know her line and the Hightower line wouldn't be mixed in the future? Did she make it to the death of Jaehaera in her reading of fire & blood?
>>222821736what the mother fuckwho in their right mind would even imagine the Blackwater rush to be so small? look at the fucking docks, of the capital of Westeroslmao
>>222825139Time travelling Bloodraven, who is actually being controlled by time travelling Bran, has shown her the future in dragon dreams.
>>222819347Is this real?
>>222825160Tyrion's chain only needed to be 20 feet long
>>222819347Cute Tessarion is smart enough to understand the rules and not bite the guy's head off.Also we now know how peasants beat the dragons.
>>222824192is something like serfom touched upon in the books? it seems to me that everything related to the commonfolk is left to the reader's imagination
>>222825257>a time traveler is being controlled by another time traveler who while traveling in time….The fuck is this, the fucking flashpoint paradox or some shit? How many hacks does HBO have working for them?
TAOOBA!
>>222822044>>222822018It's easy to just look at lines on paper and think things should be different. But realistically some places are just shitholes by their nature, and they will always be shitholes. Little things that may not seem like a big deal can completely ruin a place. Like maybe it's just a little bit lower than everywhere else, so every time it rains, the streets fill up with mud and sewage.
>>222816742Aboard ships, we fucked cats
What is the moral message of game of thrones?
>>222825892Women (Cersei, Lysa, Catelyn) ruin everything.
>>222825892rape or be raped
>>222822079My city had its main church built on a hill due to Viking shenanigans. It used to be walled was well. Sometimes churches doubled as citadels, because they were often among the few buildings made of brick or stone.
>>222825515The Georgie Porgie himself is a retard
>>222825892Bastards (Rhaenerya's bastards, the Blackfyres, Joffrey, Jon Snow, etc) ruin everything.
>>222826505Daemon Blackfyre wasn't a bastard.
>>222826578Why not
>>222826655Daena and Baelor were married.
>His hands are scarlet with a brother's blood, and the blood of his young nephews too>A shadow came at his command to strangle brave Prince Valarr's sons in their mother's womb. Where is our Young Prince now? Where is his brother, sweet Matarys? Where has Good King Daeron gone, and fearless Baelor Breakspear? The grave has claimed them, every one, yet he endures, this pale bird with bloody beak who perches on King Aerys's shoulder and caws into his ear. The mark of hell is on his face and in his empty eye, and he has brought us drought and pestilence and murder. Rise up, I say, and remember our true king across the water. Seven gods there are, and seven kingdoms, and the Black Dragon sired seven sons! Rise up, my lords and ladies. Rise up, you brave knights and sturdy yeomen, and cast down Bloodraven, that foul sorcerer, lest your children and your children's children be cursed forever-more
sex with any arya
>>222827485Arya Stark (Walder Frey form)
>>222813224she was perfect. fuck the world....
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>Every war is just a proxy war between the Bracken's and Blackwood'sWhy are RIvermen like this? Worse then Valyrian's and Dornish.
>>222813388>I'll just keep playing the mods for Bannerlord and CK2/3The AI shit really helps with those types of games now.
>>222813009Compared to most targ rulers? Middling.In general? Dogshit.
>>222826950Are you saying that Daemon Blackfyre is the son of Baelor the blessed and Daena? Are you mistaking Baelor the blessed for Baelor (son of Daeron 2)?
>>222825722>How many hacks does HBO have working for them?Blame Martin for deciding that's what Bloodraven is doing and that Aegon knew about the prophecy instead of just being an opportunistic fag with dragons against no dragon fags.
>>222821190You didn’t pick that up from the show? They showed a close up of ned putting the sword down against the bed for a reason
>Targs knew about the white walkers from the conqueror to Rhaenyra >Still let the nights watch fall to shit and did nothing to prepare the realm
>>222812817It's definitely Jon, and should remain Jon, but I did like that one Anon's "Kingslayer" Azor Jaime fanfic.
>>222813009His love of spectacle and military competence would've been a good thing if he wasn't surrounded by a nest of sheisty advisors, with the only competent man in his court, Jon Arryn, being so tired as to not notice the absolute bullshit that Littlefinger was getting up to.
>>222828950no I don't pick up these things because I'm stupid and symbolism goes over my head
>>222828766He PUSHED bran out of the window, not launched him to fucking ESSOS. Jesus.
>>222828892>Are you saying that Daemon Blackfyre is the son of Baelor the blessed and Daena?Yes.
>>222817385The titles of Warden is ceremonial anyways outside of the Reach. Jaime commanded nothing until he abandoned his post to go join his father.
>>222828766>>222829148>WarGamesFatguy.jpeg>"Someone wake the President. We've got missile launch detected."
>>222828816The deadliest warriors in westeros ought to come out of that region, or the most cowardly survivors
>NOOOO BLOODRAVEN DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
>>222829701Actually being a marketable plushie is fine.
>”Jeyne, go rape the heavily wounded and drugged up Stark kid”
>>222824055true
>>222829701>>222830241what's the appeal of the blackfyres?
>>222830891They never give up and their progenitor is a chad.It also helps that their main rival is a CUNT
>>222829701His sigil is so shit. Just another reason Bloodravenchads stay winning.
>>222830930it's not as bad as some in the series, and better than most
>>222830823got it
>>222830930>recolour of chicken-legged dragonBittersteel's sigil combines his maternal ancestry with Black Dragon's wings, showing how much he loves Daemon
>>222830930His pegasus sigil is cool
>>222820022Martin gave him a fake magic sword and has him do shit like offer Jon legitimacy Jon knows will amount to nothing in the end if he's tempted into accepting it. Hes been setting Stannis up as a hollow man for awhile.
>>222831046makes it funny that hollow man stannis is a more engaging king character than any of the others
Jeyne Poole fucks dogs.
>>222831203>house dating back to the first menit's to be expected
Is there a bigger bro than Raymun Fossoway?
Why are Lannisters so treacherous?
>>222831478Banefort?
>>222831519it's a big keep
>>222828766
>>222828766why did he do it?
>>222830930Blackwood sigil is tryhard edgy deviant art tier cringe, just like the house
>>222828766why is he so green
>>222830891They are cool and the faction they oppose is lame
>>222831744GREEN FUCKING BOYS
>>222813335fag
>>222828816They're the most powerful race in Westeros, a bunch of tree fuckers and horse fuckers who intermarried for generations in order to solve their quarrels to the point they're one and the same.
Why are there nine kingdoms?
>>222828816Lord Paramount of the Reach. That's how you play the game of thrones right there. Meanwhile, Lanniscucks are all dead.
I am the main charact-ACK!
>>222831866Geography n sheeit
>>222824741luke is icsh
>>222831898>And then Rhaegar screamed "I am the main charact-ACK!">Alright that was good, time for nachos.
>rewatching the first episode of House of the Dragon>the introduction concludes with the book-accurate banner of Aegon IIinteresting
>>222831142Not every fraud intends to be one, Stannis has his good qualities he is not trying to be a shyster, its just what he winds up being. Martin has made it pretty clear that Robert's Rebellion was a sham and a bad idea. So even Stannis's claim is meant to be seen as fraudulent.
ITS UP
>>222832091>Martin has made it pretty clear that Robert's Rebellion was a sham and a bad idea.huh? where?it was a bad idea to react to a literally insane king burning people alive without trial?
>>222830891They have a cool sigil, a black dragon on a red background, and they wear red plate armor.
>>222832091Stannis has never even won a land battle against a peer opponent.
>>222832091GRRM actually has pointed out that because Westeros lacks a Magna Carta or constitutional limits on the monarchy, armed rebellion was the only tool available to oppose absolute, violent abuse of power.
>>222832119who are these trannies and why should i care about them?
>>222832158no one else has either, except maybe edmure tully
>>222832091No one else has won a sea battle against a peer opponent
>>222832184
>>222831681
>>222832248Victarion was outnumbered
>>222832823He defeats the slaver fleet if you count the unreleased chapters.
>>222832823no one in the books says that
New >>222833155>>222833155>>222833155
>>222832160Fair enough, I concede that point. Nonetheless, Robert acquired his throne by persuading or forcing everyone else to go along with it accompanied by smashing a guy's chest in with a warhammer. If Stannis can't militarily claim the throne, then he can't be the king. If Robert was just to take it, anyone's just to take it. If Stannis can't do that, it doesnt matter if he'd be a good one or even the best one. And he might indeed be the best candidate. But if he can't take it, he's just a fraud. Shit sucks but it is what it is.
>>222831898Actually the play made it to where rhaeghar won and Robert was only saved by divine intervention.
>>222833375>divine interventionwhy would r'hllor care about robert?
