Today a new movie is out by revered dictator Ridley Scotch and not one thread?
>>222817121>dogstar>its not a documentary about keanu reeves bandSo confusing
>>222817121It's just that nobody wants to watch a movie led by that fag from Euphoria.
>>222817334Spent the movie thinking a better actor should have been the leading man. Pleased that Guy Pierce made it to the end intact.
What would a woman like this do to survive in the zombie post apocalypse?
>>222818097Anything you asked.
>>222818097She looked cute in her RealTree cap.
>>222818097hopefully make herself look good
>>222817121/ourguy/ Jeremy Jahns said it's mid
>>222817121>Aaa I had to kill innocents for our zionist government!>I am... le sad!I hate ZOGbots more than I hate women.
>Oh yeah well i thought Zombieland fucking sucked!
>>222818097i preferred old girl next door tism qualley to ultra mega bimbo qualley
The best zombie story I've ever experienced in any medium was a fanfic sequel to Highschool Of The Dead.
>>222818120Done.>puts on hat
>>222818191Which one is this >>222818167
>>222818286emma stone probably laughed at tism qualley so now boss bitch qualley takes revenge
>>222817121it's very bland, then suddenly turns very stupidly into Fallout for ten minutes, then goes back to being blandI wish the movie stayed stupid desu>>222818097anon, her nipples are in every scene
>>222817121>revered dictator Ridley ScotchRather humorous.
>>222817121it will flop, not a bad one but it's mid
Injuns are portrayed as a zombie hoard, kek.
>>222819701not really, the weird bald guys from Denver who graffiti the buildings in a weird alphabet are more zombie-likethe Injuns are just marauders on horse, trying to steal the airplane
>>222818306Based revenge served cold Qualley.
>>222819701Multiracial Mennonites are the winners of the movie. They even have an Albino.
>>222819871for some reason they are the only ones who dont have to defend themselves against other tribesthey dont have guns, they dont need walls... I would become a Mennonite in no time desu
>>222817121I'm not watching any movie with Ridley Scott's name stamped on it, nor am I watching a movie about a fucking dog.Fuck your dog, faggot. Go have babies!
>>222820081The dog dies about a third the way through the movie. RIP Jasper.
another stinker by ridtard, reviews are in
>>222817121Dat dog kinda cute doe
I just watched the trailer and it looks like a generic zombie movie but with fast zombies that are just wild humans. I don't see anything interesting in it. I would just watch it because it's from Ridley Scott but nothing more. I was thinking about maybe watching it at the theater but right now after watching the trailer I don't see anything interesting in it to pay 9,70€ for it.Also, what type of title is The Dog Stars? In Spain they have translated it as "La Constelación del Perro (The Dog Constellation) " that doesn't sound very interesting or cool.
>>222818097Her primal instincts to breed would kick in. She would constantly try to breed to any receptive male until the deed was done.
>>222818167that was hot as fuck
>>222818167why does she go "ohhh" at the end though
>>222820803I wouldn't fall for her tricks!
>>222820871Emma's friend informed her about Qualley's mental issues
>>222817121>movie is titled "the dog stars">not a single dog is a celestial bodydishonest filmmaking, I shan't be watching
>>222821371The star gazing scene at the end seemed like it was a hastily done reshoot. Who knows?
>>222821384stargaze this dihh in yo ahh innit
>>222821371It remembers me to Blade Runner. I think he chose that title because it just sounded cool but it doesn't have any meaning.
>>222821142Nope second she said ovulating I'd immediately bodyslam her into a mating press and force shocked animal moans out of her until conception if you catch my drift.
I'm happy for Ridley Scott since he's still working on his passion instead of withering away in a nursing home, but I don't see why I should suffer through this stuff since all his recent movies aren't even 1% as good as his best works
>>222821469The utter crap that's in theaters at the moments, means it not as jarring.
>>222821469Ridley's shittiest work is better looking and directed than the garbage out right now, it's pretty sad.
>>222821683that's a good point, I go to the cinema with zero expectations nowadays because watching even a mediocre movie there is still a nice experience, but it's been a while since the last time I've been wowed at the kinoplex
If Riddles wants to churn out shit on a regular basis just to keep himself busy and to hell with the quality, why doesn’t he go to Netflix? That sort of thing is their bread and butter.
>>222821978It's going to get worse for while at least, when the AI use increases. It will be like a few years ago when the digital blood/squibs starting being liberally applied.
>>222818097keep her mouth closed so no one can see those chompers
>>222818097Offer her sister.
I haven't been to the kinoplex in a while so I'm going to see this. Expecting like a 6/10
