This is objectively the perfect movie, it literally cannot be improved in any way EVERY SINGLE part, every character, every theme, every pixel is perfect
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>>222818352KEK
>>222818352OI I SEE A KNOB ENDGET HIM LADS
>>222818440i cannot be stopped
>>222818317Are you ready to have a gouda time???
are the rats supposed to be gypsies?
>>222818552algerians
>>222818585can't be since all they make are shitty kebabs
>>222818532yea, i'm ready :)
>>222818317Ironically it's not really possible to talk about the film itself, but here goes ...Personally I fucking hate it with a passion Your mileage may vary but it rubs me the wrong way in every manner possible.I hate the 'cooking is some big fucking deal' thing. I hate cooking shows IRL and think that Gordon Ramsay faggot is a fucking homo turning a relatively basic skill with admittedly some art/creativity to it into the food equivalent of 'Modern Art' where 'expert' judgement of [some homo] matters more than whether something just fucking tastes good. The kind of fags who look down their nose at a burger and gush over some faggy souffle even though most people would rather eat a fucking burger.The 'muh downtrodden rat who can't be a chef' shit is misguided because of course that's fucking disgusting. It's like saying a female character the equivalent of Bonnie Blue can't be a Disney Princess. There's a very good reason for that. Both are gross, but to be fair, I find the rat less disgusting.The pulling on the hair thing under the hat, I know this is just cartoon logic, but that way too out there for me to even entertain - especially for a whole movie.The main character loser guy totally sucks. What does he do that warrants getting the girl at the end? The fucking rat is doing all the work.Short Man Syndrome evil chef is exactly the kind of pompous prick this faggot and the rat are trying to impress. Why tho? I'd punch his short arse down the nearest flight of stairs. Same with the food critic faggot. Imagine the Handsome Prince vying for the personal approval of Cinderella's evil stepmother. Why would he? She's obviously a cunt.Female cook is only mostly likeable by comparison because she at least tends to react to these fruitcakes and their spaz bullshit like a semi-normal person most of the time.Fuck this movie. It's nothing but a shitty story based on some bad pun title some fag thought was clever. It's not and never was. Overrated shit.
>>222818923civilians don't get a say
>>222818923>What does he do that warrants getting the girl at the end? The fucking rat is doing all the work.lel when I was kid I thought the same thing and the relationship was completely artificial/wrong. still do
>>222818923>The pulling on the hair thing under the hat, I know this is just cartoon logic, but that way too out there for me to even entertain What got me real mad was the scene where Remy tries to communicate with Linguini and just bites him all over. What the fuck was he trying to accomplish with that? Get himself thrown away or killed?
>>222818317>dont see colette tatou's pussy3/10
>>222818990It's like the fucked up ending of Hunchback. If you're going to Disneyfy Victor fucking Hugo, (like that isn't asking for trouble), and give that shit a happy ending, you're expecting Quasimodo to at least get the girl at the end despite being an ugly deformed retard, (because that's only skin deep right Disney?)But you can see on the other hand they can't have that happen because it doesn't quite fit the Disney Prince/Princess mould, so instead they have him totally cuck to Phoebus. Which is like having Belle marry Gaston at the end while the Beast is sitting in the corner jerking off:https://youtu.be/6ZxWQhiTTyw?t=24It's all fucked up any way you cut it.Might as well have had her wind up with fucking Frollo, who has a Scrooge-like epiphany, chills the fuck out, after she teaches him the value of banging hot bitches instead of executing them.
>>222818352His penis is visible in the first card.
>>222818923Based. The Pixar run ended with The Incredibles.
>>222819299you can't know from the first card alone
>>222818923Linguini is a retard who should've got fired. He intentionally throws ingredients that don't belong into the soup that he wasn't cooking, throws up after tasting the resulting slop AND THEN JUST FUCKING LEAVES IT THERE. Somebody could've got fired, the guest could've been poisoned, the entire reputation of the restaurant would've went down the drain and he just doesn't care. The guy has zero braincells and should've ended up on the streets instead of being handed everything on a silver platter.
>>222819309I miss the days when a gem like this or Shrek 2 could just casually come out and even the lesser studios works had soul i.e Ice Age, Surfs Up etc. Nowadays it's all just quirky bullshit and aurafarming.
>>222818923I've never watched the film but these comments are my impressions of it from afar, and the reasons why I don't want to watch it
>>222819272Frollo wanted to execute her BECAUSE he couldn't bang herhe sang an entire song about it
>>222819533Well he died at the end too, I'm just rejiggering the story to fit the 'happy ending' shit. So in that version obviously he would be an sperg sticking to the letter of biblical law or whatever and executing bitches, and then the Hunchback does a Kevin Bacon and shows him the part about 'leaping and dancing' and he becomes a degenerate heathen like the rest of them.
>>222819272>>222819577You really want to force some fucked up moral values on that movie. Phoebus may have been villainous in the book but he isn't in this version. Frollo is. Giving him a happy ending would derail the entire movie.
>>222819682Frollo was the good guy you moron. If everyone just did what he wanted, everything would have been fine.
>>222819859>If everyone just did what he wanted, everything would have been fine.Spoken like a true sociopath
POST IT ALREADY
>>222819859This the only bad thing he does is wanting to burn the french farmer but he was 100% justified in everything elseAmerimutts don't understand how subhuman gyspies are, which is fair because it is almost inconceivable if you have seen it , imagine the worst aspect of jeets and niggers combined and multiplied by a billion
>>222820370Oh, don't even get me started on how much Frollo did nothing wrong ...
>>222818317That was pretty funny when the little rat made the spaghetti :D
Please don't post it. It causes the janitorial staff to have to do extra work. Its not funny. Grow up.
>>222818923>Gordon Ramsayto be fair he is playing a part, especially in his american shows
>>222821075He just did a restaurant in my town. I wanna go but I wanna see the episode first.
>>222821107why not go, then see the episode? might be interesting to form your own opinion without any framing
>>222818317Shit message. Just because you are a big nosed stereotype doesnt mean you should violate health codes.
>>222818923>I hate the 'cooking is some big fucking deal' thing. I hate cooking shows IRL and think that Gordon Ramsay faggot is a fucking homo turning a relatively basic skill with admittedly some art/creativity to it into the food equivalent of 'Modern Art' where 'expert' judgement of [some homo] matters more than whether something just fucking tastes good. The kind of fags who look down their nose at a burger and gush over some faggy souffle even though most people would rather eat a fucking burger.Even while Gordon Ramsay's show is way over the top (especially the American version of course), he has regularly made burgers
>>222821146he did indeed
>>222821146>>222821171Yeah, but the faggot can't just make a fucking burger. Like anything with these fucking arseholes, they can't make anything without taking two hours making a mess and shitting up eighty pots and pans and utensils just to basically put a piece of cow between two pieces of bread.It's like some commie 'labour theory of value' crap where they thing the more they fuck with shit, the better it automatically must taste or something.Meanwhile, these would be the same faggots whining about how bad 'processed' foods are, not realising that they're doing a lot of the same fucking processes done en masse to easier foods, just much less efficiently by faggots in their own kitchen.His burgers looked like total bullshit to me, and even he can't even eat the annoying fucking things like you can a real burger.
>>222821116I want to see the staff first so I can go "hey I saw that guy on tv".
>>222821171PROTIP: You take the flat of your hand and crush it down like a man with real shit to do other than fuck around in a kitchen like a bitch, because you know it wont taste any fucking different. You don't sit there looking like you're trying to suck a dick like a pathetic fucking homo.
>>222821146>Modern ArtWhy do people try to sound smart just to completely fail?
>>222821171top: middle aged stagewhore cook told to exaggerate problems by jewish producersbottom: half senile man cooks on camera
>>222821316or you just don't make it so thick
>>222818317Its a movie about a jewish rodent trying to disarm children by beaming golem propaganda in their heads. “Even if you are biologically and behaviourally predisposed to do something bad you should still be given the opportunity to do something bad if the possibility of self fulfilment can be attained, despite massive historical and factual precedent proving not just otherwise but negative impacts from indulging them.”
>>222818352>>222818453>>222818686>>222819320>>222821104It's over ratbros.
>>222821411>golem propagandaInteresting choice of words there, anon.
>You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all. I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen. You want to know why I'm such a fast learner? You want to know why I'm such a great cook? Don't laugh. I'm gonna show you
>>222820370Frollo killed Quasimodo's mom and probably lots more. He's also a raging hypocrite.
>>222818317Deus ex machina Ratatouille saves the day!
>>222818317This but Wall-E
>>222821748killing gyspies is a very good thing and a service to society
>>222821437AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
>>222818923My main issue with it is how cartoonishly evil the food critic is, with the clear takeaway being "Criticism is bad, actually, you should only ever be positive." If Ratatouille came out today, everybody would think it was Pixar lashing out at people for saying their golden age is behind them.
Haven't seen it
Huzzah my Exodia cards are circulating!
>the producer of Ratatouille was one of the 3 producers of AntzThat's interesting, because neither film is aimed at children
>>222822493>"Criticism is bad, actually, you should only ever be positive."That wasn't my takeaway with Ego, it was a guy who had become so focused on the reasons why food, and the people preparing it, can't be great he had become detached about why he actually loved food and forgotten the simple joys and comfort it can brings.
>>222818923They seethe because it's true. There are just no interesting characters or relationships, it's pure simulacra of a drama.
>>222821437ok chat, this is epic.
>>222823299That's just forever positivity cope about negativism though.>Ego just hates food because hes lost joy, he forgets what it is he even likes and lashes out at everyone and picks them apartIts functionally the same exact statement as >only look at the things you like and point those out!Its so fitting that most of the movies pixar made after this are far from great and arguably not even good. save for the misunderstood classic, The Good Dinosaur
>>222821437NO NO NO NO NO
pixar successfully created the first "ugly pretty" girl with this character
