>gf starts biting her lip and asks if we can also try thatWhat do?
>>222819359Is that a giant turd? What kind of torture is that to shit on James bond?
>>222819359>Yes, sit down
Tie her to a chair and smack the fuck out of her ofc. She will enjoy it very much
>>222819359They let you post gay porn on /tv/ now? Times are changing.
>>222819359your girlfriend has balls? I'm jealous
>>222819359I'm so glad I never watched one Daniel Craig "Bond" movie
Toss the chair at her like Rick O'Connell did to Beni. Then compliment yourself by saying, "Nice shot."
>>222819359Is it gay to have sex with another man as a joke? Asking for a friend
>>222819717>"Sucking dick isn't gay...unless you look that nigga in the eyes."-Breaded Chicken.
>>222819359This scene is the most faithfully adapted part of the film by the way. Ian Fleming was up to some strange shit during WW2.
>>222819389I once did that to a girlfriend who started crying and then I slapped her again and she's been the girl who was by far most attached to me.Like what the fuck, women are weird.
>>222819717I once tried to end an argument with "fuck you, suck my dick" and then he went on his knees and told me to take my pants down so that he can suck my dick and then I was like "lol how far are we going, can't back down since girls are watching". Then he bit my dick and everyone laughed but apparently I'm not allowed into the Jehova heaven anymore.
