What’s next?
Very cool tattoos
it gets leaked that he has a micropenis
>body loveYeah that's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of jonah
Jonah was on fire last thread - oh madone!
looking like a smelly homeless freak who washed up on venice beach
its not a phase, mom, this is who I really am - the person
>>222821660Dom Woganowski?
>>222821660Punching Ornella in public, he just needs anexcuse to make himself look magnanimous doing it to complete the hero's journey
>>222821660He really got mindbroken by fat jokes, huh?
woah, its the fat guy from Superbad
>>222823513he will fuck you up bro
I wish this was a Brad Pitt or Leonardo Dicaprio thread instead
>>222823513for me, he'll always be the fat guy from grandma's boy
>>222821806/thread
>>222823589He sucked more tits than anyone in this thread ever have or will
I'm sure i've seen him in a movie. I just don't remember which one
>>222823660And yet...
>>222821660I really want to hold Jonah down and fuck his ass.
>>222823761his ass would kick your ass bro
>>222823687Was he playing a funny fat guy there?
>>222823761His butthole would destroy your dick, Anon, annihilate it.
>>222823808His ass would kick my dick's ass so hard that I'd cum in his ass ass, iykwim
>>222821660Funniest part is hes been hiding for like 3 years ever since he got embarrassed hy the surfer girl. Then comes back for 1 podcast or whatever that was and immidietly embarrassed himself again within 1 appearance. His negative aura needs to be studied. The guy just cannot convince anyone that he is just the fat fuck from superbad
Remember that romance movie he was in where they had to CGI him kissing the women? Anyone have the webm?
>>222821660his flabby unstapled stomach probably touching his toes, and I bet his hair smells like weed and shit
>>222821660I'd say comedy, but he needs to be fat to be funny
>>222821660i dont even like to be a bully but if he continues being so sensitive he will switch from one "masculine" thing to the next and nothing will fill his void of self loathing combined with entitlement of what he thinks he should look like to the world (no one obviously buys the charades least of all he himself) and then will go towards hard drugs and overdose/suicide.Wouldnt be the first former celeb going down this exact road and wont be the last.He needs to chill.
>>222821660was that keanu reeves movie he wrote any good?
>>222821660The rope?
>>222821660I'll never forgive him for being mean to Mclovin
>>222824175He smells good, which is surprising.
>>222821660Oh that's Jonah Feldman
>>222821660I unironically think we will see him an hero in our lifetime. He seems deeply insecure that in his 40s he is still trying to re-invent himself and has no real personality. The guy literally just has to be himself without all these personas and fake hobbies
why would he bleach his facial hair and eyebrows as well? Does he think doing 3 months of jew jitsu makes him a Super Saiyan?
>>222825744You must have missed his surfer/beach bum saga
>>222825712There's a reason why people think that advice is garbage: there is no "real self."
>>222825760I live spitting distance from the beach and never go to it. Sun makes you look old and sand gets in your asshole.
>>222825822my real self is a mysoginist racist anti-semite
>>222825923Don't forget kissless handholdless virgin
>>222825760it's difficult to keep up
>>222821660this guy was platomaxxing just a while ago, what happened? this is clearly a downgrade
>>222825923Nah that’s just the current trend you copied, you’re kinda proving his point.
>>222826683i was antisemitic before it was fashionable
