>>222821695
Characters should not have sex in movies, it's offensive and hurts my sentiments as a non-sex-haver.

>>222821695
If they can't have sex and save the world at the same time they deserve to die anyway.

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>Character with 24 hours to save the world have diarrhea

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>>222821695
> woman slaps man
> “That’s for running off!”
> woman kisses man
> “And that’s for coming back…”

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>character has 24 hours to have sex
>stops to save the world

>>222821695
Nothing bothers me more than Zombieland.
>MC is supposed to find his family in a zombie infested world
>You know what? Let's just fool around with two sluts instead, lol
What a jerk

>>Character with 24 hours to save the world stops to jerk off since there is no one with him.

>>222821807
This is what I personally need

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>>222821830
>Kowalski, does anyone else know about this?
>No sir. I called you as soon as I realized what was happening
>You did good. *shoots him*
>I'm sorry! I didn't think-
>That's right, you didn't think.
>Well so much for that! What's your plan B?
>Plan B? THAT WAS PLAN B!
>WE GOT COMPANY
>Did i just do that?!
so, um, THAT just happened
>that's not a thing
>apparently that's a thing now
>You got some balls showing your face around here after what you did
>men are arguing
>tough girl walks in
>"ladies, ladies calm down
>In english please
>you wouldn't believe me if I told you
>try me
>He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
>That sounded better in my head
>I don't need another speech by some impotent wackjob whose mother didn't love him rationalizing why he needs to conquer the universe!
>oOoOO that's gonna leave a mark
>Read. My. Lips: NO!
>Eaaasssy big guy
>Wow. Just. WOW.
>You and what army?
>Yeah, science Baby