Most Interesting Man in Starfleet edition Previously on /trek/: >>222805211
star trek sex with shran
star trek lesbian space princess sex with muppet pelia
>>222821808Hes actually one of the most realistic characters in trekYou think its dumb he talks about where hes from all the time, yet Texans exist
>>222822030>star trek lesbianmy bff is les and I watched all of star trek with her while she shared a room. she showed me the secret les relationship janeway had with seven and now I can't unsee it. studio didn't want it, writers hid it there anyway lol
>>222821609I remember back in 2009 I pointed out how JJ Abrams was clearly using Star Trek as a Star Wars demo, and I got told to shut up, because, Star Trek "needed" to look like Star Wars to be successful.
>>222822073>faggots be like: AHHH IS THAT TWO HETERONORMATIVE PEOPLE HAVING A NORMAL PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP SLASH MENTORSHIP RELATIONSHIP? IMMM GOING INSANE THEY MUST BE GAY! THEY'RE GAYYY!!!Why are they like this?
>>222821913>>222822056When is this guy going to look like this?
>>222822403to be fair, imposing gay slash on characters is peak trek
>>222822403not limited to homosexuals at all. rule 34, 35 and 63 are universal. every character of your show is being simped over and shipped every which way, check ao3.
>>222822443I'm afraid shippers have always been mentally ill.
>>222822426season five finale
>>222821808He's a neophyte
>>222822073>writers hid it there anyway lolIs that why she ended up with chakotay? Is that why Janeway was happily married?
>>222822468More like a nepobaby
>>222822459I might watch that if true, be funny. Lore wise he ended up this like only saving some retarded cadets, not even saying the universe or anything
>>222822426It only happened a few weeks before that episode.
>>222822475You don't understand. Janeway talked gently to Seven of Nine once and because I'm autistic, I misinterpret vocal tones and mistook her sympathy for romantic interest. I've built my entire life around decisions like these because I am a fucking idiot.You guys saw how excited Spock was when Kirk wasn't dead in Amok time. That means they're gay because... I don't have any friends. Get it?
>>222822056People copying Community and Buffy ruined television.
>reddit spacing
its fun to clown on mayweather for devolving into a boring tertiary character but hes still great occasionally all the way to the end
>>222822503The first person who uses time travel to assassinate someone isn't going to kill Hitler; they'll kill joss whedon
>>222822453All ships are problematic but some problematic ships are better than others
>>222822498Okay, but Garak and Bashir do fuck.
AS GOD IS MY WITNESSHE IS BROKEN IN HAYALF
>>222822443David Gerrold (writer of Trouble with Tribbles) is a monster homo and he called out slashers as lonely fat women
>>222822547I'm not fat. ;_;
>>222822561you're also not a woman
>>222822587
>>222822547>and he called out slashers as lonely fat womenOkay, but counterpoint: seven (fünf)
Do people fight like this?
>>222822587I wonder if the actors got to keep their puppets
>>222822654Ask me how I know you didn't have brothers.
>>222822662You're right, I'm an only child
>>222822661Ethan Peck kept them all. They're sticky by now.
>>222822654>hits him with a shoot pro wrestling suplexkek also that uppercut and the snapmare
>>222822654M. Bison does.
>>222822654judo CHOP
>>222822547>These women use scenes from the episodes and specifically from the Star Trek movies to justify their belief that this is the secret message of Star Trek.... While the K/S ladies have never been vocal enough to be a problem, their projection of their own sexual fantasies onto Star Trek has at times been a nuisance for those who actually have to produce the show.>When these so-called ‘Star Trek fans’ (and I don’t consider them Star Trek fans--I think they are fat ladies with a sexual dysfunction)>When creating Star Trek, from 1966 through 1969, we were not writing masturbatory fantasies for fat ladies with sexual dysfunctions, and those of you reading this can stick it.
>>222822654exxcept for the initial jump, yes. that was foolish
>>222822056anyone else feel like this is kinda racist? they arent black humans. Why would they sing black human music?
>>222822752what an angy boyangy about fanficslmao
>>222822773It's K-Pop.
>>222822757It might have been foolish to you, but to me it was a Tuesday.
>>222822661they werent auctioned with the rest of the snw trash. most likely henson is keeping them to redress for future projects. more valuable as a blank puppet than memorabilia.
>>222822752>fanfics I'm not forced to read or care about at all have never been a problem but they are a problem for those who actually have to produce the show. don't ask me to elaborate how though all I can tell you is I'm mad
>>222823006he's mad because rank amateurs made more compelling writing than him
the lower right hand corner proves that K/S stands for Kirk de Soleil
>>222822056Is that supposed to be a matte painting or projection behind them? Why would a Klingon ship need a stage that looks like a fake Klingon bridge?
>>222823006>>222823115Compelling to who exactly? The 30 odd fat lonely women who even know it exists?
>>222823227And who kept the series alive with write in campaigns and conventions based entirely on sexual desire for Lenny
>>222822752Based as fuck>>222823006It hurts the shows because you get retards like Bashirfaggot who make Garak fucking Bashir their entire personality, the actors start farming convention bucks over it, and eventually, you get some fat thumb-shaped retard who puts it in an actual Star Trek branded episode of his low IQ cartoon.
>>222823255Trannoid revisionist history. Regular Trek fans have always outnumbered shippers like 1,000,000:1Great, you sold 10 xerox'd copies of your Kirk/Spock lovefic at a convention once. You've saved Star Trek for all of us.
>>222823191idk man
>>222823264Its only half my personality. The other half of my personality is Mobile Suit Gundam thank you very much, which is funny because I am actually not a Char and Amuro shipper. I am a Hamanfaggot.
Gundam is another thing that only exists because fujos cared about it
>>222823486Maybe 80s space sci-fi is just kinda gay. That's why Star Wars was so popular because it was mostly straight except you could be a lesbian in KOTOR.
>>222823619it's more like, when women are fans of something they create a community around it (aka "fandom") when men are fans of something they just sit and home and jerk off to it
>>222823649forgot to mention im trans btw, if that matters
Where do you guys have your trek discussions? This thread has some really low posting frequency.
>>222823749you can discuss whatever you want and if what you say is worth responding to, people will. if you just want attention go to that other site.
>>222823264I still can't get over the fact that ST had its own quirky self-aware "haha this franchise is so dumb when you think about it" parody cartoon... and it was probably the most popular nutrek (which isn't saying much, but still)We let it happen and cheered it on. How did it get this way?
>>222823337more like a hamanplanet amiriteAnyway Peter Cullen died so pour one out for Orion Pax
>>222824302a sentient thumb wrote humorous capsules on Twitter and got noticed. People needed laughsSimple as
>>222824358But his tng season 8 thing wasn't even funny unless you think the same 47 tired "Data's cat" jokes are knee slappers
>>222824409Data's cat jokes are always Spot on.
>>222823255TOS 67-69TAS 73-74Movies 79-91TNG 87DS9 93VOY 95ENT 01star trek was kept alive by producing a steady stream of new high quality content for 3 decades.
Female fans of Star Trek TOS were the original shippers, their love for the show was based around their view of Kirk wanting to get RAILED by Spock. Even some of the novels were written by women with this agenda, and it got to the point where Roddenberry had to have Kirk debunk it in The Motion Picture novelization, but he only made it seem more gay by introducing the "thy'la" concept and implying Spock was asked about it in-universe and didn't deny it. Since then, generations of women in fandom have done this with male characters in so many different shows and stories. TNG and DS9 got away from the gay stuff but VOY is popular with lesbians. ENT finally made Star Trek straight again with the best couple only to break them up and kill Trip, but the fujos still got their yaoi hands all over it by centering a whole episode on male pregnancy. The Kirk and Spock stuff got a revival with the Abrams films and of course nuTrek is written by fag theatre kids, although interestingly they have made Spock into a man-whore fucking every woman imaginable so Trek became so gay it was straight again, but it's based on The Cage which was all about male/female relationships and BASED traditional gender roles
>>222824302>We let it happen and cheered it on. How did it get this way?We would've been unable to stop it at any time if the network had been dumb enough to force it upon us. The streaming services hold all of the cards now. It used to be advertisers, which also empowered local affiliates but that system no longer exists. They can churn out all of the disgusting subversive slop that they want and even if nobody watches it, ultimately it doesn't really matter as long as they have a few things that makes people subscribe to the service.Netflix is basically a dumping ground for this kind of content and Paramount is following that model.
>>222821808i'd plow him
it was a fire hazard
>>222824610>DS9 got away from the gay stuff
>>222821814star trek sex with wesley
>>222824638i don't get your memei was waiting for this episode with anticipation, thinking it would be something significantit was nothingwhatever, just filtering your shitty images
I don't feel so good
Why did all those meanies hate it?
Dzolo
>>222824821fucking joy.if that word never gets used again that would be fine.
>>222824821I haven't watched ackademy, but STD and Picard were the most joylous husks I've ever laid eyes onI call bullshit on this claim of trend
>>222824821>the new cast of Schindler's Academy is bringing joy to the franchise of Schindler's List
>>222824821because it wasn't all white people
>>222825122>because it wasn't all people
>>222823006>don't ask me to elaborate how though all I can tell you is I'm madYou're either retarded or deceitful. Anyone who has interacted with a show with a retarded queer shipping fanbase knows they eventually start talking about how not giving into their fake fanfic is morally evil. If the creators shut down their non-canon gay shipping, they are accused of homophobia. If the creators don't care about non-canon gay shipping, the same retarded shippers will accuse the creators of 'queerbaiting' for not shutting them down. The creators and actors can tell them that a character isn't gay and their delusional bullshit will start crying about 'coding' and 'erasure'.They will take any inch a creative gives them as fanservice as an absolute, but if a creative tells them their bullshit shipping co-option is annoying and false, they will cry and accuse them of moral evil. Star Trek has done a decent job of keeping shipper co-option minimal, despite their constant attempts. They give all female fans a bad name. You can not give these vultures an inch.David Gerrod, eternally correct with>These women use scenes from the episodes and specifically from the Star Trek movies to justify their belief that this is the secret message of Star Trek... their projection of their own sexual fantasies onto Star Trek has at times been a nuisance for those who actually have to produce the show.There's also Peter David's blog post "What the Hell is Wrong with Fans?" about how harmful these type of fans can be nowadays, for those interested in the topic.>But the difference between now and then is that slash fans were a subset of Trek fandom and that’s all they were. [...] Now we’re in a different mindset, though. Now fans seem to believe that not only should their views be reflected in the series, but if they aren’t, then the producers are doing something wrong.
>>222824821>(((Rachel Leishman)))single middle aged jewish women with crippling mommy issues have destroyed society and I'll keep saying it
>>222825292Leishman is a Scottish name, not Jewish.
>>222824814cheer up, the human adventure is just beginning
>>222824610>their love for the show was based around their view of Kirk wanting to get RAILED by SpockI remember reading a theory somewhere that the original TOS females fans are a Ven diagram with three sections being 1) genuine sci-fi fans, 2) 60's hippies who liked Gene's sex themes, and 3) buddy cops fans, who viewed TOS as a buddy cop show in space. Before TOS, the buddy cop fans were probably watching The Man from UNCLE, and after TOS they moved onto Starsky and Hutch. Slash fans seemed to be the intersection of 2 and 3. The ones who wrote the licensed novels seemed to be right in the center of all three.
>>222825620Trekkies need to grapple with the fact that the franchise owes its existence to proto-yaoi bean flickers. Who do you think was writing all those impassioned fan letters?
>>222825583Why did they add "A" after Motion Picture.
>>222821808I'm afreight you might be mistaken.
>>222825288happy for you. or sorry that happened.
>>222825659Reread this from based Gerrold>While the K/S ladies have never been vocal enough to be a problem, their projection of their own sexual fantasies onto Star Trek has at times been a nuisance for those who actually have to produce the show.>When these so-called ‘Star Trek fans’ (and I don’t consider them Star Trek fans--I think they are fat ladies with a sexual dysfunction)Fake fans.
>>222825728Sorry you're too retarded to read more than ten words at a time. That must be difficult for you.
>>222825661Under President Hiram Roth's No Cadet Left Behind initiative, starships were required to display the average letter grade of their crew. In TNG it's the Enterprise-D because the reverse Flynn effect rendered people significantly dumber between the 23rd and 24th centuries.
>>222821808You could train monkey to fly the ship, and would probably be more interesting too.
>>222825780thanks, apology accepted
Holy shit. Dr. Giger was right about the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy.
Golden Axe Wound!
>>222825996Does this guy appear in ENT by any chance?I know he showed up in TNG, DS9 and VOY
>>222826186No, but apparently he was in SNW.>VOYI forgot he was poor Durst...
>>222824805o-ok :(
memes and ritualposts are significant to the poster posting them. you should not base any expectations on them. that's just foolish
probend a
When did you come to terms with star trek changing?
>>222826678Never have. I lost interest partway through ENT and have basically treated Trek as a frozen cultural artifact ever since.
>>222826678star trek didn't change they just stopped making it
>>222826678It had already changed by the time I started watching. The clips I've seen of the newer shows haven't been appealing, while I've had a great time watching everything up to Voyager.
>>222825734>based GerroldHe was hired help, who gives a shit what some poofter thinks. Fujos matter because those bitches F U C K
>>222824610I remember ToolPackinMama
What was the point of the weird garak-ziyal romance?
What was this arc?
>>222826814>Stop calling Garak gay you faggots
>>222826678I started watching Trek in like 2007 or something when the first reboot was in filming but not completed and there was still a bit of hope around it.But when I watched TOS, TNG, DS9, ENT and VOY for the first time, there was no nostalgia attachment for me. And as the newer stuff came out, JJ Trek and Kurtzman Trek, I instantly recognized it as being vastly, vastly inferior.It's a completely different philosophy of television/film in general for those guys. Star Trek has always been driven by great writing and JJ, Kurtzman, and Orci have always had writing as a weakpoint.
This episode was oddly gore-y, it was pretty hard to watch.
>>222826678I only first watched TNG,DS9, and VOY less than 10 years ago, I already knew it was dead and I was simply viewing a lost treasure.
>>222826823Woke victory. They gave women rights.
>>222826814Ziyal was a truly innocent beautiful soul and Garak was evil so it was a pretty kino dynamic. especially at first when he thinks it must be some kind of ruse to murder him
>>222826911Name one evil thing Garak did >he tortured OdoChangelings don't have rights
>>222826938NTA but even if DS9 years Garak wasn't evil (it's his redemption arc), Obsidian Order Garak was definitely fucking evil
When did you come to terms with /trek/ changing? For me it was The Discord Wars™ of 2019. I think it was 2019, but I have had multiple seizures where I fall unconscious on my bathroom floor since then. My bad.
>>222826972Finally, a recent pic. We've been waiting a long time.
>>222826987At least I don't have setting powder all over myself this time.
>>222827020How does your life mirror star trek?
>>222826972this is clearly the result of vigorous star trek facial abuse head, you don't have to lie
>>222827154>Please no more>Actually keep making more so I can milk it for clicks
>>222827152wheres the paper bag
i wonder if paramount makes more money from nutrek or the spanish trek movie channel on pluto. i have a feeling its pluto
>3 threads rundown?
How many years has /trek/ been a general?
>>222827402all of them/trek/ is eternal
>>222827424What makes trekpu so cuddly and reassuring?
>Attention Kira Nerys,I fucked your mother, have a pleasant night. That is all.
>>222824805It's a pretty significant 'sode, though, for how it brings back Jennifer Lien just to mock her mental health and ruin her character.
>>222827368We are a cult of oldfags, people are actually intimidated by our years of lore, and they actually want to talk Star Trek instead of /trek/ Trek.
>>222827685>How about you be an adult and stop blaming others for your screw-ups?That wasn't even in the script wtf
>>222827726I'm pretty intimidating.
>>222827480he works to better himself and all of humanity
>>222827064Unc Spock, the gyatts on your home world got infinite aura. That's literally the only planet in the whole chat that ain't capping.
>>222827480He is the key
>>222827480he is a strange little guy but he fits right in in Star Trek because prejudices don't exist anymore and anyone can be their best self in Starfleet even a fat lil cartoon froggy
>>222827733>Next time, try having size D breasts, you retard
>>222826972Dude I LOVE your Sito Jaxa cosplay
trekpu is a known occupation apologist
what species is trekpu_
>>222828411apustaja
>>222828411he is an underformed Intellivore construct. He only hunts chicken nuggies now
>>222828411Orion, duh
So is Future's End a self-erasing paradox that only the Voyager crew subjectively experiences? Or is the Ed Begley character responsible for the computer revolution of the prime timeline? Even Memory Alpha doesn't seem to be sure, categorizing Chronowerx Industries under "alternate timelines" while also saying it caused the Computer Age.
>>222828411Benkaran
>>222828411That's what Breen look like under the suits
>>222828411Fatfuckian
>it's a Captain Boday episode
>>222826440Your meme is cute and valid. Don't listen to that mean anon.
>>222828906I think since it was caused by an intervention from the 29th century (after the temporal prime directive was established) the time police people would remove those events from the prime timeline. Time travel events that happened before the establishment of the TPD would be left alone, like Scotty "inventing" transparent aluminum during a time travel event to the 80s.
>>222828906they didnt prevent the original time ship crash. so thats how microprocessors were invented in-universe. it doesnt really change anything but it does present a slightly more advanved 1996 than real life and doesnt directly conflict with the original 1990s eugenic war timeline. time travel is always going to leave holes but its fine as long as they dont try to do something retarded like change the entire history of a 60 year old franchise to synch it up with current year for literally no reason.
mirror sisko should not exist.
>>222829603Really, alternate timeline versions of anyone in any franchise shouldn't exist. If your dad coomed at just a slightly different angle and/or point in time then you would have completely different genes.
>>222829603The Prophets transcend dimensions.Kira and Bashir ended up in the mirror universe to begin with via the wormhole.
>>222829649The vast majority of any potential alternate timelines wouldn't be remotely recognizable. Some particles from the big bang going half a degree in a different direction could completely change how whole galaxies form.
>>222830224https://youtu.be/j328Z9ApXbs
>>222830100they only transcend time. in the mirrorverse the pah wraiths are in the wormhole minding their own business and the rapists prophets are locked away in the fire caves where they belong.
>>222822654This scene always makes me feel anxious. No matter how many times I've seen it I can't shake the feeling that something is going to go wrong and one of them will crack their head against the corner of one of the beams jutting out into the hallway.
Malcom/Hayes fujos could have saved Enterprise if the rest of the show wasn't so utterly goofy and retarded
>>222822654Malcolm and Hayes should have had hardcore gay sex after this
Holy fuck I posted this >>222830789 before I saw this >>222830771
>>222830789thats what gay sex looks like, straight boy
>>222830880it's literally the only remotely interesting interpersonal relationship in the entire show
>>222829357t-thank you. I was beginning to lose faith of the fire hazard....
There are at least 5 Trek threads up right now. We run this board.
>>222831216you're literally just lying
>>222823255What happen to that autistic femanon that had the Spock/Nimoy obsession and always called him Spogg?
>>222830224It’s so bizarre seeing Deep Space 9 advertised to children. You need lived experience to fully enjoy DS9. It’s a lore more mature/introspective than TOS and TNG.
>>222831254>>222824178>>222829155>>222830139>>222831171
>>222831675that thread about some grifter has nothing to do with trek
>>222830789star trek sex with malcolm and hayes
>>222830923nah this is
I was reminded that Starfleet Academy exists, and then remembered the trailer had something about Sisko. Is that episode worth watching or is it more lore rape?
Why would Scotty use the transporter while the Enterprise is inside some exotic medium? How could he be sure that subspace was even accessible? Sloppy
>>222832010I'd say it's one of the weaker academy episodes. They make it clear Sisko never really came back to Jake and Casidy and there's some pretty awful mistakes present in the museum scene. Seing Ciroc as Jake again was cool tho but yeah, watch Vox In Exelso instead
>>222830923>Lieutenant Fez, get this madman off my bridge!
>>222832177kek they were trying so hard to pull a we was Yakub but Avery wasn't having it
>>222831675>Why are they putting seatbelts in theatres this summer?That tagline was doubly stupid for the fact that TFF wasn't an action movie by any sensible understanding of the term, and that even in the world of Star Trek they don't see a need for seatbelts.
>>222832109lack of options. getting to the nacelle on foot with the lifts down, grav plating malfunctioning, hallways vented and inertial dampeners about to give out would've been suicide.
>>222821808he's hot
>>222832010Dax is alive somehow in the 31st century despite DS9 saying Trills have a set lifespan and number of hosts. So yeah, lore rape.
>>222832659Yes. They only get twelve regenerations per the laws of Trillifrey.
>>222832659not the same timeline
>>222832711Dax was allowed to continue taking hosts indefinitely due to its unmatched knowledge of sex and ability to continue providing other slugs with jerk material whenever it comes back to the mud pools to chill out
>>222833136Imagine sharing a brain with dozens of hosts all talking at once. That’s basically what ADHD feels like.
>>222833227that's what the ketracel white is for
>>222822056a really bad episode>drama drop on 3/4 of the songs>overusing uhura, again>not making klingons sing actual klingon music, or at least something that sounds like a war song.if you are gonna make a musical episode you gotta make it funny and not just full of people crying and singing sad songs.Chapel acts like a complete cunt towards spock on this episode.
hopscotch episode of DS9 may well be the worst trek episode everat least the other classic shitters have fun costumes, ghost sex, or some other redeeming qualityhopscotch just has an ass prompt paired with early season Bashir
>>222830789You faggots are intolerable.
>>222833768wadi are cool. you are a fool.
>>222822426He already looks worse.
being a Trill should just be like being a guy that has lived a very long time and therefore experienced a lot of things. there is absolutely no reason for them to be acting like they have multiple personalities or whatever the fuck DS9 tried and failed to do. Trill work for one gimmick episode where it falls in love with a human and changes host. when you actually try to flesh them out you quickly realize how fucking retarded of a concept they are. unless you're a DS9 showrunner in which case you make a Trill part of the main crew and then cast an actor who doesn't have a prayer of ever pulling it off because she's just hot and literally nothing else. but you didn't even need that because you already cast Nana Visitor who logs her anyway.
>>222833768good idea, bad execution, clearly the writters had read Jumanji and wanted to try something similiar.
>>222834058mogs*
>>222834058they store memories, so obviously there's some personality attached due to the memories being from a person that lived.
>>222834069
>>222834092yeah I had a different personality 20 years ago and its still a part of me even if it isnt relevant anymore. guess im a Trill. fuck off.
>>222834122why are you so angry?
>>222834159do you just think by default that anyone who calmly points out that you're retarded is angry? that's weird
Ahhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
>>222834159That kid did a great job of playing young Tucker.
Anyway Terry Farrell and Andy Robinson are both in Helllraiser fid you guys know that
>>222834179im not that guy. i wish kirstie came back for the rest of the movies
>>222834159He's always angry, that guy. If you try to discuss Star Trek with him and have a differing opinion, he goes ballistic even if it's some irrelevant point of minutiae.
>>222833768I like the Quark and Odo scenes.
>>222834185What the hell was he thinking here exactly? Was he just that terrible of an actor?
>>222834185you laugh, but this man married and impregnated prime nana visitor
>>222834670he's related to royalty in Jordan and people like Malcom McDowell but that doesn't make him not a complete shit actor
>>222834185Ahhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
>>222834587Nepobaby'd his way into having an acting career. IMO he gets much better over the course of the series, at least. Same can't be said for some other Trek weak links.
>>222834834he's so fucking lucky 9/11 happenedlike half his career was "sophisticated middle eastern man" from 2001 - 2015
>>222827726Are these people you intimidate in the room with you right now?
>MUH STRONG NEUTRINOSand I was genuinely enjoying the tension the episode built up. gotta wrap it neatly somehow though and when you got like 10 minutes to do it, janeway's magic book of technobable mcguffins is what you reach for
>>222833746>not making klingons sing actual klingon music, or at least something that sounds like a war songI will die on this hill. If your entire species is a war species, then war songs sound like K-Pop ***TO YOU*** because of the mindset you're in. Think of it as a universal translator, that's what war opera sounds like to THEM. >Chapel acts like a complete cunt towards spock on this episodeYes that's because she is one.
>>222834563it's just crippling autism
>>222835498>MUH STRONG NEUTRINOSI will not stand for gluon erasure
>>222835498Is that Counterpoint?
>>222833768y u mad tho
>>222835925no this weeks episode of snw “off-hours”
star trek sex with david corwin
>>222822661wonder if the Chapel puppet is available with a fleshlight in it
>>222826823>What was this arc?Plausible deniability about Ferengi being a stand-in for Jews was no longer possible, and they were forced to soften the Ferengi's image and turned them into progressive comedy characters.Even Quark gets reduced to being a total simp by the end of DS9.
