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>Female character has short hair
Why is this such a captivating and powerful cinematic image?
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Because you are a gay pedophile who wants to have sex with little boys but aren't legally allowed to
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>>222822699
Not many people know this but when a woman cuts her hair short it means she's ready to be turned into a fucking machine. If you ever had sex you know how much of a problem long hair on a girl can be: it gets in your face, you call roll onto it accidentally, gets in your mouth, etc. Not a problem if she chops it.
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>>222822742
Forgot to mention, this is why the "Karen" cut is a thing. After menopause they can just hop on whenever they want.
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>>222822699
My mom has that haircut
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>>222822760
Hi, OP, love your mom now that you can. I bet you have cool stories about you and her
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>>222823181
Sorry I mean anon*
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>>222822760
My mom used to look a lot like Carey Lowell back in the 80's, same haircut and everything.
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>>222823094
She is just outrageously cute in Psycho II
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>>222822699
Because short haired women are superior.
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>>222823552
Her performance is really bad though.
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>>222824000
i thought she was fine. however, she was sleep-walking in a very boring thriller, Impulse (1984), co-starring Bill Paxton, about small town residents going nuts, their inhibitions obliterated, and if that sounds familiar you are correct, it's a shitty lazy sleepy ripoff of Romero's The Crazies. the most interesting element in Impulse is the brother/sister incest subplot but it doesn't hone down on that enough and you're left with a very slow nearly uneventful story by comparison to Romero's movie.
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>be me
>look like an 80's metalfag
>just want a short-haired qt 3.14 gf
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>>222823952
Trvth



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