Shia LaBeouf, BAFTA winner, soldier of Allah
didn't he come out as a christlarper not that long ago?
He's the neediest attention whore in recent memory. He's almost as embarrassing as Cory Feldman.
>>222822931Shia LaBeouf, actual cannibal
>character is a muslim>he's called "shia"
>>222822931Civilizations break down because of shit like what went down in New Orleans. A faggot doesn’t have the right to grab your ass or your cock, even if it *is* a faggot or a drag queen. And here’s Shia apologizing for being the victim of SA to two faggots? He’s allowed to defend himself from being fingered in the asshole at a bar by some dude, and the dude deserved to get hit *regardless* of his panty hose and nail polish. When people talk about “playing the martyr,” this is what they mean. Shia sacrificed his very real assault claim, didn’t even realize he was assaulted, because he felt like he had to because his attackers were gay and he was a “woke” “white” “male.” He changed society for the worse, and plays the false victim of a fictional patriarchal mindset in order to justify why he deserved to get sexually assaulted by two faggots. It would make for an interesting film plot, but the studios would only make the lead a minority and the attackers white, completely missing the point of the overall lesson: you need to learn it’s ok to protect yourself when you are in danger.
>>222823098Lucas can't keep getting away with it
>>222822931If he makes it to 50, I'll eat my hat. One of the most genuinely deranged persons of all time
>>222822931This dude is #1 on my "why the fuck is this person famous" list.
let the man work
>>222822931Jew LaJew
>>222825849What? Xir this is a television board
>>222823983he's a nepobaby
>>222823065thats hammer
>>222822931The Hidden Imam has been in plain sight the whole time
>>222823705If someone fingers your butthole you gotta turn the other cheek and spread wide open as you can, that’s what a real Catholic would do.
>>222823705>>222826885When did that happen if it did?
>>222826885One time in Catholic school I asked my friends, if they found a petrified turd from Jesus would it be venerated as the Holy Shit? They just took it as a joke but I'm still kinda curious.
>>222822931He’s a bully on set. He’s been in fights with Scott Eastwood, Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, and that’s just what we know. Nobody likes working with him. He’s violent and unhinged. And he’s not even a good actor. His best roles were in the 2000s when he was a kid.
>>222827528it’s funny because every street fight we’ve seen him in he gets his ass whooped bad.
>>222827031Food is not a body part to be considered a relic, doesn't matter if it's half chewed and spat out, or excreted. Furthermore 'holy shit' refers to the worship of Baal Peor, as in ritual defecation, that's where the phrase comes from, from the 'Lord of the Open Holes', who was worshipped through degeneracy. A demon pretending to be a deity to the Moabites, OT jews and Christians have no business emulating that because ritual purification etc. is paramount. Every time you say 'holy shit' and maybe even 'holy fuck' you're essentially praying to Baal.
wait, shia isn't a jew?
>>222827825he's Shia as it has already been established
Jews want to be wiggers so bad
