>forced to have sex and breed a hot woman >horror
>An eccentric poodle breeder lures a broke college student to her remote ranch with a promise of research funding. But, as he soon learns, there's a catch.dogpill: the movie
>>222825362>hip dips>breeder??
>>222825362I know this will be hard for you to believe, but for sexhavers, sometimes you just aren't in the mood.
Hot take: NOUN movie titles are uncreative and trite
>>222825362zoomers are scared of sex.
the "horror" part is that he gets put down and buried with the other failed studs who didn't perform, which is bound to happen
>>222825770Oh god i just noticed. Fuck i think im going to fucking throw up everywhere
>he wants these sluts to absorb his vital essencengmi as a wizard OP. Enjoy your shitty cantrips.
>>222825865No they're against sex with chopped uncs like you but they like having sex with chads, brads, and high tier normies their age. You can betabux for the mid 30's roastie who is ready to settle down now though! Enjoy unc.
>mainstream media finally discovering the concept of nightmare waifusNO DONT SUCK MY DICK, DONT SUCK MY DICK AIIIIEEEE
>>222825362>that sceneThey cut the trailer before she enters the light, i wonder if they will show full body with full bush
>>222825362They're literally actually hot women too. Will this have an actual horror angle like Obsession or what? Does he at least have a gf so he's cheating on her or something? Will it just be a horror comedy?>>222825868>dies having sex with hot womenThe horror!>>222825911They mostly think it's scary rather than erotic or funny though.
>>222825390so you know hogwarts, right? imagine there's a door in your room like platform 9 3/4 and on the other side of the door there's a dog...
>>222825907Are you gay or something?
>the new horror trend is "scary woman who wants to milk your cock">it's actually working because zoomers are terrified of naked women
>>222825969The new trend in horror is "woman is forced to be a regular girlfriend/wife against her will with a regular guy" which is apparently the worst fate for a woman.
>>222825929We see a girl with him in his appartment before he leaves, probably his gfAlso i noticed one of the girls is much uglier than the others, and there's a scene where she freaks out, mayne she caught feels after they fuckedMaybe all the girls get a little crazy after he fucks them
>>222825966>Hurr durr no u gay
>>222826008>she caught feels after they fuckedI'm too old for this shit.
>>222825362>hits me up for child supportyes it's horror
vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8Is this the thread?
>>222826086
>>222825362is this on torrent sites yet?
>>222826166Nah, release is two months away too>>222825929Apparently tribeca brands it as "darkest of dark comedies".
what happens if i put me peepee in her
>>222826086lfmao
You lads have never experienced the horror of a hot woman hitting on you when you have ED and know that you can only cum when fapping and even that is iffy.Thank Jesus for inventing cialis.
>>222825362Sneeder
>>222826436Women don't really existI don't believe this
Showing sex ton gen-z males is horror because it's something they will never have
>>222825907>-ACK!
>>222825796FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HAAAAAATE YOUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHH
>>222825362>hip dipsBet she has roast beef curtains too
>>222825362every zoomers biggest nightmare
>>222827137 NOW I WON'T GET INVITED TO THE FAT DOUCHEBAG'S PARTIES ANYMORE AHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>222827137Spoiler alert, nigga, a lot of people haven't seen this shit yet
>>222825770Well, I guess technically isn't bad as long the baby is actually produced
>>222825969If Daveigh Chase had craweled through my TV it wouldn't have gone down like it did
>>222827303Sorry
>>222827386It's okay, bro, it's good to see you enjoy and share movie culture
