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>dude I've seen beams
10/10 movie woah best sci fi ever (it's boring)
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op has no soul
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I was fast asleep by this point. Blade Runner? More like Nap Taker. I never knew hunting murderous robots could be so boring
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>>222825391
setpieces are nice and that robot bitch is a great piece of ass but that's about it.
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>>222825401
They aren't robots. They're more like clones.
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>>222825379
Your mom's boring (she can't ride dick to save her life). Go watch capeshit instead. Probably more your speed, you fucking nigger
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>>222825401
That's what makes it such a groundbreaking classic. You expect an exciting movie, but instead you get to wade through a dull slog of cinemolasses.
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I would have gotten that speech tattooed if I wasn't a broke ahh thank god for that
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>>222825379
Well, yeah, they cut out all the plot and conflict and most of the characters. The scenes they didn't cut they reversed. Its just an empty emotionless mess
And this scene is meaningless improv shit
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>>222825379
I honestly never quite liked it either. It's spectacular looking, totally iconic, and in that sense it's classic status is deserved, but it's not a good watch.
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>>222825867
*its classic status
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2049 was way better. Peak Goosecore.
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>>222825902
It's more entertaining, and there is some feeling of adventure there, but Harrison Ford in his shitty T-shirt drags it down more than a little.
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>>222825902
Villeneuve is Nolan but even redditer
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Isn't it funny how the most iconic Cyberpunk movie gets mogged by a video game?
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>>222826001
original Deus Ex is kinoer and more iconic
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>>222826030
It aged like shit. Adam Jensen owns the franchise.
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>>222826001
>>222826030
>>222826059
>I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
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>>222826059
literally who?
Original Dude Sex is about terrorism and fits in the current cultural zeitgeist much like MGS2 (another prophetic masterpiece)
Dude Sex: HR edition is just le robot arms square enix rooty tooty mcshooty
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>>222826143
Grow up.
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>>222826170
>dude what if arms were made of metal and sunglasses can retract into your cheeks for no reason
no u
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>>222826092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA_-mhoksL8
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>>222826183
The future will be brutal for ignorant manchildren like you, unc. It's really time to grow up. 9/11 was fifty years ago.
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>>222825379
>Found it boring
>Still gave it a 10 and called it the best sci Fi movie ever
What an absolute fucking retard, I bet you still tip and thank your delivery driver for being an hour late and giving you the pizza toppings side down. Absolutely chopped and cooked human bean.
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>>222825379
Amazing visuals but I never quite understood what made it so deep and why people kept asking whether or not Deckard was a replicant several decades after its release

Then the sequel came out and I was like, "OH... I still don't get it.*

I'm a brainlet aren't I
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>>222826143
JC Denton really perfected the rizzless unc look. Nigga better stay away from schools and playgrounds.
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>>222825379
You don't have to like it. It's THE film/gift for nerds (TM). If you're a geek, the longer you miss out on Blade Runner, the more hilarious the film is. This is not a negative.
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>>222826292
HR was 15 years ago get over it
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>>222826001
>human revolution
now that's terror
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>>222825401
>robots
you did not pay attention to the movie at all you fucking stupid idiot.
non of the replicants are robots.
they are 100% human, just did not come from a womb.
you need to fix your life and get your shit together and watch that movie again.
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>>222826584
Nigga, you're living it.
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>>222826665
Same could be said for the original. Creating a false dichotomy between the two and arguing over them is pointless.
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>>222826739
see >>222826527
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You can get away with a boring plot when you have the greatest set design and soundtrack of all time
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>>222825902
Hang yourself
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Observer System Redux is cyberpunk Rutger kino
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It's pretty ridiculous that adhd brainlets expect every movie to be simple, fast paced, junk food movies with constant pew pew laser sword action, minimal dialog, lots of quips, lots of flashing lights, minimal story/character arc, complexity. The guy is a fucking detective and his job is to look for clues and interview people, but morons are like "das too boring! He needs to shooty da masheen gun! Pew pew!"
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>>222825379
Beam? What’s?
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>>222825379
>I as a human being was enslaved my whole life, forced to fight gay wars in space and then murdered by design
lol who cares hes a toaster anyway lol
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>>222825401
TikTok generation
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>>222829110
You sound so embarrassingly midwitted. Might really be time for you to start considering the possibility that you're not the smartest person in the room.
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>>222825401
When I read posts about people falling asleep during movies I feel a bit strange. I have had trouble sleeping all my life. It's hard enough in a dark room lying in bed. I certainly wouldn't fall asleep while trying to watch a film. Do you have narcolepsia? Or is it just a figure of speech?
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>>222829226
No, you're just a worthless fucking retard. You should commit suicide. No one will miss you.
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>>222829254
Uh-oh, the midwit's triggered now!
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Honestly I can't wait for Blade Runner 2099
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>>222826498
>Amazing visuals
What are you talking about? It looks like shit. Ane of the ugliest "movies" ever
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>>222826498
>but I never quite understood what made it so deep
Nothing about this movie is particularily deep other than what people read into and usually way too much. It's a mood movie, or a vibe movie or whatever kids say these days. The world is what sells the movie for most people, the atmosphere, the mood, the music. The story and characters, while perfectly servicable, is merely what pushes the movie forward.

I saw it first time when I was 14 and I was all ready heavy into anything cyberpunk at the time so this move was everything I dreamt of in a movie. It's not without flaws, it's slow, the characters and performances are a bit stiff, the story is pretty thin, but the atmosphere, music, production and set design is what made me love this movie.
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>>222825401
They're people given false memories and built only for work. Roy becomes aware that he's meant for more and knows that he's lacking a soul.
If you can't figure out the allegory, it's okay.
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>>222829304
Objectively false. But buffoons like you think you can just claim whatever nonsense shits out your mouth with zero evidence and magically make it true.
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>>222829611
Roy did not have false memories. Tyrell only started doing that with Rachel's model.
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>>222825990
Movies are a reddit medium
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>>222825990
Villeneuve is a competent director while Nolan is not, but Villeneuve has no vision at all.
>lets take one of the most extravagant piece of science fiction literature ever written and make it all the production design minimalistic, all the sets brutalist and make it all look like 90s music videos.
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>>222829229
Same thing with me, how are they able to fall asleep so easy?
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>>222829229
>>222830304
I removed all coffein (mostly diet coke and energy drinks) from my diet for 6 months and I went from spending 20-30 minutes on average trying to fall asleep, ruminating, having existential thougts and shit to falling dead asleep in 2 minutes flat. I am not even kidding. I'm still drinking some coffeine, but not nearly as much as I used to and never 2-3 hours before I go to bed.



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