When I creeped out women with my gooned out soulless stare.

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>>222828704
>mein fuhrer... steiner... steiner has left our messages on read...

>>222828704
When I am dealing with a silverfish infestation while some Heebs are protesting outside in my neighborhood on a Sunday morning for couple years.

>>222828704
When the tendies are not crispy, I bet Hitler's generals could do better than mom at times

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>>222828704
>promote Paulus to Field Marshal
>good, now have him immediately surrender the 6th Army at Stalingrad

>>222828704
That fucking jognog Fegelein stole all my candies

>Steiner will bump the thread

>>222829612
He promoted Paulus to Field Marshal because he wanted him to kill himself rather than surrender

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>>222828704
The artist I commissioned to draw Homelander throatfucking Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie four months ago told me today they're delaying my commission to "mentally recover" from those celebrities who died this month as if they fucking know them.
Feeling pretty Hitlerian right this second.

>>222829612
>Now order the Romanians and Italians to hold the flanks

>>222829723
>Steiner has no bots to do that sir

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>>222829766
You forgot about someone sir

>>222828704
>When I ask my mom to bring chicken nuggets from the store but she brings fish sticks because they were sold out.
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL

>>222830173
>fish sticks
I would have called the cops

There was that one time when I murdered 6 million jews

>>222830308
Based HoI4 enjoyer

>Mein President…
>The Strait is still closed

>>222828704
Every single day at work.

t. Retail manager

>>222828704
>That frustration when you need someone right now but they're nowhere to be found
Goddamn Fegelein

>>222828704
One of my vocal stims is to say "Ah, monke" like he does

>be me
>rename the Baltic Sea to the German Sea
>claim victory

>>222828704
I put down my dog :(

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>>222830568
Someone on CNN or someplace similar actually said Trump was worse than Hitler because at least Hitler looked out for his people

>>222830735
I wish Trump was everything leftists claimed him to be. We'd be living in paradise.

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>>222830735
Hitler was pretty awesome, being worse than Hitler is a pretty low bar.

>>222829723
Mein Führer... Steiner...