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Who was in the wrong here?
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Why do you post 2 year old greentext, Ranjeet?
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>>222842948
her. OP was a faggot if he did anything in that moment other than serve her the back of his hand and then dismiss her from his home
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>>222842948
>made my wife watch Star Wars
>shes into it mostly. Pretty happy
>get to Han freezing in Carbonite scene
>I haven’t seen the movies in a while so the build up to “I love you, I know” is really getting me
>right as the scene hits, Han is about to respond, music swells
>wife loudly asks “DID THEY DATE IN REAL LIFE?”
>I pause the movie and put my hand up and say ffs can you wait 2 seconds
>rewind scene and play again
>moment ruined
>now she’s pissed at my for snapping at her and overreacting
This was years ago and still raises my blood pressure thinking about it.
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>>222843023
The correct answer is no, but they fucked
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>>222842967
Is talking about LOTR an indian thing?
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>>222842948
Reminder that these movies are rated as top tier by women, no matter how this board likes to strawman it to be otherwise.
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls023589784/
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>>222843023
>balding millennial mad his wife doesn't appreciate soi wars
This is a serious thread anon please be quiet.
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>>222842948
Theatrical cut makes Boromir a cunt who suddenly acts right in his final hour. The extended scenes are necessary to explain his desperation and make him into a character. Book Boromir is based beginning to end
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>>222843085
I didn’t really want her to like it, just watch it and see what it’s about. Like I said, she actually enjoyed most of it, it was just that scene she totally ignored and didn’t appreciate that annoyed me. Which is odd, because it’s one of the few romantic scenes, which i thought she’d enjoy.
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>>222842948
Girls don't get Upham either.
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>>222842948
>Watching 1917 with gf
>Get to the part where the German pilot stabs the Brit soldier
>He is immediately shot and dies
>She says "Ugh, I hate the Germans!"
Should I call her? I miss her so much bros...
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>>222843139

Heilige nacht...
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>>222843023
>>222843108
You were in the wrong. How the fuck is she supposed to know that some line you're autistic about is about to come? Sounds like she was into it and saw their chemistry.
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>>222843109
What's Upham?
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>>222843160
How the fuck didn't she feel her husband was on a verge?

>>222843023
Your wife is a gifted cockblocker. She just can't control it.
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>watch mean girls with bf
>he starts kissing my neck
>'stop it im trying to pay attention'
>continues to kiss me and give in
i love mean girls
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>>222842948
he was a huge liability. he may have had a change of heart in his final moments, but had he lived, in another instance he would have pestered Frodo again for the ring, possibly even killed him for it, and the ring would have fallen to Sauron

its like trusting a BPD woman or bipolar woman.
dont forget gandalf was stupid enough to trust saruman too, imagine leaving him with frodo
ur gf is right
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>>222843073
>https://www.imdb.com/list/ls023589784/
Women also follow the consensus, they're like the ultimate herd animals. If they're told something is a 10, they natural wanna say the same.

what is interesting is the movies you'd expect women to like more are the ones that women rated higher
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>>222842948 for treating that faggoty-ass post as fact.
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If you aren't watching the four hour version what are you even doing
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>>222843260
>he was a huge liability
Yes and no. He was simply human. At that point in the story it is understated just how corruptive ring is because Frodo carries it seemingly effortlessly. When Aragorn gives the ring back to Frodo, it is basically superhuman feat.
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>>222843230
You're trans, and your "bf" a pooner
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>>222843023
Men are so emotional. It's like they can't enjoy a scene unless it has foreplay and if there's the smallest interruption, the mood is ruined.
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>watch a 'horror movie'
>more of a thriller
>gf grabs me tightly when scared
>lose respect for her because she gets scared by some pixels on a screen
>forever alone now
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>>222843292
I think both of those things go for men as well. I don't know if there's stats about men's top ratings of things being more spread out and women's being more focused, maybe it's a thing. But the movies that men rate higher than women are also exactly what you would expect.
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>>222843419
>watching scary movie with wife in theater
>not even a scary scene, but someone jumps on screen suddenly
>makes me flinch and squeeze her ankle
>she screams
>everyone in the theater looks at her for screaming during a perfectly normal scene
Still laugh about it
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>>222843439
Note this list isn't mens vs women's faves, it's the ones with the most differences. So women and men both like Godfather and Shawshank redemption. So it's no wonder that children's and girly shit repulses men, and then macho male hero films repulse women.

What is there for a woman to watch in Das Boot or Raging Bull?
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>>222843468
I know, I previously posted the link that shows exactly what you're saying.
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>>222843419
>watch an 'erotic film'
>more of a porn
>bf grabs his penis when horny
>lose respect for him because he gets horny by some pixels on a screen
>getting bred by another man now
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>>222843023
>being that guy who expects other people to somberly appreciate things that he likes
embarrassing
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>>222843410
You'd think a woman would be able to relate and understand. But they don't have any concept of reflecting or self analyzing. Which is also why romance written by them is so awful
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>>222843419
>watch a 'porn'
>more of a romcom
>gf grabs my dick tightly when excited
>lose respect for her because she doesn't respect my personal space and the authors of the film
>forever alone now
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>>222843160
You'll have to be more subtle than that
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>>222843468
>What is there for a woman to watch in Das Boot or Raging Bull?
The gay subtext, same as you.
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>>222843572
I'm not trolling or something, sounds like he himself knows he overreacted.
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>>222843547
>>222843410
>>222843160
Anon is correct here
Anyone who isn't a smoothbrain is usually able to correctly recognize a climax and anticipate a later denouement where their commentary or questions are more appropriate
Unfortunately slop-consumers have lost this ability because modern media is just constantly jingling keys of Rising Action and then when it hits the climax the whole video just stops, at best you'll get a denouement of some thirdworld zoomer begging for likes, subscribes, or Keep Watching For Part 2
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>watch last samurai with sister
>that scene in the rain where tom cruise fights the samurai with wooden swords and is obviously outclassed
>heart swells with pride seeing him never giving up and the other samurai's noticing his determination
>sister literally says "why doesn't he just stay down"
I should have beat the shit out of her right there.
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>>222843160
>>222843590
>how the fuck are you supposed to tell something significant and dramatic is about to happen in a movie??
If you're going to pretend you're not trolling then you just look ridiculously autistic
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>>222843551
let's meet up and bum to our favorite kino
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I understand now why reaction videos on youtube are so popular, because at least women in those videos pretend to care about important scenes/moment in the movie. I wanted to shoot my gf and throw her phone out the window when we were watching Dune
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>>222843439
>6 of the 8 harry potter movies on the womens chart
>all in the top 20%
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>>222843625
>watch last samurai with sister
>don't end up having sex
One fucking job.
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>>222843708
That just means women like those movies more than men do, it’s a chart of the differences in opinion, not the top films by gender
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>>222843109
dumbest post of the year. Upham is the only one they can identify with in the whole movie.
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>>222843725
>not the top films by gender
Look at the fourth column. The lowest ranked harry potter movie is still in the top 20% of movies in the total list
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>>222842948
Is it me or is it weird how Boromir goes from kinda sceptical about Aragorn to suddenly calling him king on his deathbed? I know they adventured together but they don't seem to be any scenes that bridge that gap.
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>>222843023
>DID THEY DATE IN REAL LIFE?
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>>222843023
Good job marrying a stupid bitch, one less out there for me to worry about.

Try getting to know somebody first before you sign your fucking soul over to them, dipshit.
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>>222843023
>literally crying over star wars
you sound like such a whiny weak bitch kek. Don’t have kids. Enough fathers are faggots
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>>222843023
>>made my wife watch Star Wars
people that make you watch a movie they already seen and like are the worst. youre either under pressure to show appreciation for it, or youre seen as bad person like your wife there.

watch a movie that either neither saw or both saw.
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>>222843073
Yeah, but it's because they think Sam and Frodo are gay for each other.
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>>222843827
>>222843834
>>222843851
A lot of projection in this thread. We watched Star Wars because at the time we were taking turns showing each other our favorite movies, no matter the subject. So I watched a bunch of her favorite romcoms and she watched some classics and action movies. You know, because it’s fun to share things you like with your partner. And like I said, she did like Star Wars, she was just didn’t pick up a good scene I hoped she’d like. Relax and post tits.
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>>222843893
This a lesbian relationship? You sound more emotional than a 14 year old on her first period.
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>>222843851
all you have to do is to watch the goddamn movie without browsing your phone or talking over the characters, as you should do with every film anyway. Afterwards if you didn't like it you can voice your criticism, nobody's gonna kill you for it
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>>222843801

Lothlorien in the extended edition. Boromir opens up about having no hope for Gondor and Aragorn reassures him. Boromir talks about them riding into the city as returning Lords. It’s a nice scene.
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>>222843957
>NOOO ALIVE HUMAN BEINGS WITH EMOTIONS I'M GOING INSAAANE
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>>222843636
>I love you.
>"Were they dating in real life?"
>"REEEEE!"
You can't talk during dramatic moments? Normally Han Solo would've just said "I love you too" or something, how the fuck could she know dude was fixated on getting her reaction specifically to the next line instead of any other line, where she has to be silently waiting for the opportune moment?
>>222843612
Pausing and getting mad is not the "correct" response to someone talking during the wrong part when casually watching a movie, no matter if your wife is retarded or not. It's fucking Star Wars.
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>>222843023
Did you hit her with the Switch you rascal
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>>222843367
aragorn isn't really human though is he, or is the fact that he ages slower the only distinction in whatever blood he has in him?
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>>222844495
He’s essentially human with very distant elf ancestry
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>>222844495
Thematically, Aragorn is counted as a man. Lorespergs reaching for technicalities are the bellcurve meme.
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>>222844495
Basically a race of man that came from somewhere out in the western ocean towards where the elves came from. Their first king was a half elf and the lines been getting diluted ever since Theyre like if philipinos had 4% elvish blood instead of spanish
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>>222843023
YTA
Do better.

Edit:

Thanks for the gold kind strangers
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>>222844529
That's not correct. Numenoreans were humans blessed with special powers for their contributions in the war against Morgoth, elven ancestry is doesn't really matter, because Elros, from whom the royal line of Numenor begins, choose the fate of Men and from that point on was only a man.
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>>222844229
You don’t even care about my story and posts. You just want to complain about slop wars Disney adults. The whole point of my frustration was her being annoying and blurting out some random question in the middle of a great climactic scene. It had nothing to do with her opinion of Star Wars. Chill out
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>>222844661
>making any mention of Star Wars MUST be Reddit
This place is so far gone
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>>222844229
>you can't talk during dramatic moments?
Are you black or just a woman?
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>>222844061
You show your emotions like an impulsive nigger
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>>222844724
Actually he's just talking about his emotions and reflecting. It seems like he didn't act out at all in the moment.
That's why I think you're a chick. You can't differentiate between thoughts, feelings, and actions
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>>222844670
Are you incapable of seeing a paraphrase without needing to explain the minutiae?
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>>222844719
>you don’t want to talk during a movie?
>you must be black
Huh?
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>>222844800
loresperg autists are incapable of understanding why you might ignore the minutiae because it's not relevant to the matter at hand, they cannot help themselves
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>>222844818
Try reading the post you're replying to again but time read all the words
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>>222844800
But it's not a paraphrase when you're just outright wrong. Aragorn's powers had nothing to do with his elven ancestry.
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>>222843023
>Showing my in-laws the MCU.
>they're pretty into it for the most part
>get to Captain America: Civil War
>by this point, it seems like they know the characters well and are emotionally invested.
>Get to the airport part.
>Characters begin their iconic charge towards one another.
>seconds away from clashing
>Father in-law: "..... why are they fighting?"
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>>222842948
Dudes will hook up with chicks like these then be surprised when they kill their kids.
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>>222844881
Regular Numenoreans lived around 250 years. The line of Elros lived 400-500 years, declining with time but maintaining even past the downfall. Don’t be both a pedant and a lorelet
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>>222842948
What a cunt. Not even worth the lead, powder, and wear and tear on firearm it would take to drop her.
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>>222843739
>has never met a girl
Faggot
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>>222843023
I have never known anyone White person to behave in such a manner. Certainly no White adult. Nons, idk, probably a bunch, but I don't spend time with them, outside of a very select few honoraryans.
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>>222844898
Honestly not a bad question. Literally nobody wanted to fight other than iron man and captain. Maybe Wanda. Everyone else was iffy on the issue or was coerced into fighting.
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>>222843410
>Woman admits to being a soulless husk and thinks it's a virtue
That's a "yikes" from me
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>>222843827
It's really not that serious and all women are like this. Calm down.
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>>222844898
>force your in-laws to watch hours of capeslop
christ, I feel so sorry for them
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>>222844898
Besides just showing that you're retarded, talking during an action scene isn't even as close to as much of a problem as talking during an intense scene of dialogue between two love interests

>but what about this other thing that's not even the same situation!?
Just further proof you're a girl and shouldn't even be allowed to comment here
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>>222843023
>NO NO NO NO NO!!! WE'RE WATCHING IT AGAIN AND THIS TIME YOU'LL SHUT TYHE FUCK UP AND FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO THE FAMOUS REDDIT LINE!!!!
Thanks for the new copypasta though
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>>222843851
Or just be a normal person and temper your expectations of their reaction. Not everyone is going to like every piece of media with equal enthusiasm.
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>>222844681
I didn't imply anything like that lol. I was talking about the interaction, and didn't mention anything about her opinion of Star Wars at any point. I guess you literally are autistic.
>>222844719
I don't talk much during movies but I don't get all autistic either if someone does, unless it's really bad and deserves a rape punishment.
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>222845055
>THE FAMOUS REDDIT LINE
It was famous for 2+ decades before predditor existed, retard.
The right to breathe should have an IQ test qualifier.
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>>222844943
Because Elros was the king and thus he and his line carried the greater portion of the blessing, not because of his elven parents.
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>>222843851
I kind of agree but I think there's nothing inherently wrong with showing someone your taste in movies. The only issue is if you get upset when they don't have the same tastes.
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>>222845165
(Since I am being pedantic, half-elven to be exact)
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>>222843052
No, posting on 4chan is tho fellow brahmin
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>>222844898
>watching the road with family
>dad asks "why was the world on fire?"
>spends the rest of the movie asking why the world was on fire
>get to the end
>"what the hell, they didn't even explain what happened to the world!"
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>>222843893
Holy fucking cope, you married a barnyard animal in a human female body, what do you think that says about YOU? It tells me everything I need to know and so much more that I wasn't even wondering.

>It's fun to share favorite things!

Doesn't sound like it was any fun for YOU, pal. Doesn't sound like she enjoyed it either, maybe you should have just fed her hay, she'd probably like that.

>>222845015
You're right, all women ARE like that, but that's why you don't MARRY THEM!!!!
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>>222843851
no
that's gay
just watch the movie
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>>222843023
Ford was married at the time and Fisher was a home wrecker
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>>222843230
who tops? you or him?
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>>222845245
lol. Gay incel. Being married rocks.
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>>222844627
You don't have to read The Silmarillion to figure out that Aragorn is the result of race-mixing between humans and elves. It's pretty obvious from context clues.
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>>222844786
It's definitely just a troon or a jeet flooding the thread with unprovoked hatred.
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>>222845245
>Don't marry women because they can be slightly annoying sometimes
Unlike you, I'm not a faggot, anon.
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>>222844978
Black Panther was actively trying to murder Bucky, wdym?



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