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star trek sex with shran
>>222845712friday night with Damar
They don't have women though so they can't be straight. Their only possibility is being gay
Is Toyota Jan supposed to remind me of Ro Laren? Because she does.
>>222845746food for thought
>>222845727Please find something better to do with your life
>>222845727how is star trek sex different from regular sex?
>>222845818To initiate it they kill you and replace you with a clone before penetration
>>222845818its not. sex with shran is my star trek spinoff series
>>222845818it's got faith of the heart
>>222845847MY TIME HAS FINALLY CUM
>>222845870THEY'RE NEVER GONNA BEND OR RAPE ME
How does a franchise go from the first interracial kiss on TV to copying something Dan Harmon did once over ten years ago? This is so creatively bankrupt, lame, and sad. You can tell the writers room working on the show thinks they are too good for sincere sci-fi. What a fucking shame.
>>222846096Dan Harmon holds the exclusive patent for puppets? Or is it Gimmicks in general?
>>222846137A few shows did it. Why is Star Trek COPYING other shows? Shouldn't it be the one setting the standards?
thinking about how they tried to make it so that Dax was an expert on niche trivial things like Vulcan music but Terry Farrell is such a bad actress she couldn't even make something normal like being really into music seem believable. Dax always felt so fucking fake and performative in moments like that
>>222846181The mere presence of Henson-style puppets in two bits of TV media a decade apart constitutes copying? Or maybe your pop culture fried brain has just lost the ability to navigate media and art without association?
>>222846227I think it is distinct enough that it is an incredibly uncreative idea, and I expected better of a premier sci-fi franchise.
>>222846096>first scripted interracial kiss on colonial mutt TVftfy
>>222845712Not whiteDon't have gendersDon't have genitaliaDon't reproduceDon't have anything resembling romantic relationships or even sexualityThey are purpose built organic robots who are created in a lab, gestate and reach adulthood/fighting age in days and have lifespans shorter then suicidal house cats.
>>222846253back on your meds? whats with all the sense youre talking?uncreative is the perfect description of this crap
>rage-fueled addicts with erectile dysfunction>not white
>>222846096Any more commonalities between those two episodes than puppets?
>>222846096>How does a franchise go from the first interracial kiss on TV...Gave yourself away right at the start tranny.
Why is Star Trek still in color? The World Is Yours already did that in 1951
>>222846454they suck
it was a fire hazard
>>222846454If I were spock I would have sown everyone on the enterprise together then teleported them into the nearest local void
>>222846568Might want to book an appointment with the counselor.
What episodes did you recently watch?
>>222846799Tears of the ProphetsCheered when Dukat nothing wrong'd Jadzia.
>>222846181>Shouldn't it be the one setting the standards?nah it's tiredReal optimistic sci-fi would be something based on the culture series these days, except techbroligarchs are going to enshittify it oh well puppets are funny
>>222846799"Someone to Watch Over Me"I think I fell in love with Seven.
>>222846799WarlordKes's best episode which admittedly isn't saying much.
>>222846799
>>222847049He doesn't gaslight her, he creeps on her and tries to fuck her because in his mind he's already spent countless hours with her on the holodeck and fallen in love with her.
>>222847090But he DID make a sex robot of her.
>>222846096Why is this such a go to for struggling Millenial writers? Do they really think that the concept really that funny that there's no way they CAN'T do it?It's the sort of thing that was maybe lightly amusing when one show first did it, but it's just so played out and boring, reeking of inoffensive humour they think won't alienate anyone while trying to inherit some of the fleeting goodwill people still have (for whatever reason) towards The Muppets. See also the "musical episode" they can never resist doing either.
>>222847121Hologram*
>behaviour-altering alien phenomena affects the crewokay>also for some wacky reason affects Data in the exact same way, despite every aspect of his metal body being completely differentJust watched this shit happen two episodes in a row, it comes across like they're out to prove something...Obviously these things NOT affecting Data can cause story problems, especially when it's something that affects everyone, but in this one the alien phenomena affects only 3 out of 4 crew and the unaffected one is Riker, like it's just for shits and giggles
>>222846799TAS The Magicks of Megas-tuDS9 Treachery, Faith, and the Great RiverSNW Off-Hour
>>222847130who else did it?And Community and SNW writers are majority Gen X
I love the idea that the people watching Strange New Worlds here have probably told me that the sci-fi anime I watch is shit.
>I am winning against the people in my headseek professional help
>>222846799Voyager's finale.I don't know wtf where the writers thinking by wasting time with a Seven x Chakotay romance that comes out of nowhere, when they could instead have shown their arrival on Earth.
>>222847253Cousin Skeeter
>>222847341And who did they steal it from? We must go deeper, find the original thought
>https://youtu.be/ztL5XGvSXwg?is=GJtDuzcnO9BqR7DC
I too have seen puppets on TV before
>>222847253Angel was obviously the main influence just as the K-pop Klingon episode was influenced by Buffy
>>222847434Please remember to theme your reaction animals.
>>222847444checked for truthHaliian lesbian space witches when?
>>222847475it is themed. I am smoking weed and making fun of the anons who's brains work by association only.
I'm making fun of the guy calling me Anon.
I've disabled names and trips, don't give a fuck who you are anon. get a grip.
>>222847298>I love the idea that the people watching Strange New Worlds here have probably told me that the sci-fi anime I watch is shit.To be fair, most (if not all of them) can perform basic tasks like using their bathroom without collapsing on it and twitching like a dying fish.
>>222847477We're doing lesbian space PRINCESSES not witches.
>>222847049>>222847090I really relate to how Geordi is a socially awkward virgin dork but has to act like a normal advice-giving guy when he's with a turbosperg like Barclay.
>>222847588You should have been there. You would have loved it most of all.
>>222847675I'm glad you're okay but get over yourself, or don't, I'm not your real dad
wouldnt scotty know who invented transparent aluminium and when?
>>222848000He's a doer, not a reader.
>>222847675How have things been lately, b?
Calling it: next major Trek death will be Michael Westmore.
>>222847090Why would a Starfleet personnel file include someone's favorite food?
>>222848019its implied he reads technical journals for fun in trouble with tribbles
>>222848123There's stuff implied about Barclay too.
>>222848055You know. movin' and shakin'Mostly the latter
>>222845712I though the Jem H’adar are asexual since there’s no need for them to reproduce.
>>222848118I could imagine mid-24th century Starfleet intake forms being like a feel-good elementary school exercise
why was kirk in such a hurry to get back to the future? after they refueled the hms bounty they had all the time in the world to organize themselves and get some whales.
>4 threadsbackstory?
>>222848676there are five threads.
>>222848118So the replicator databank can automatically programmed with it when you transfer. If you sign up for a five year assignment away from home, having your favorite food available becomes important.
I'm reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. How trek adjacent is it?
>>222848883It's more Who adjacent, written by a Dr. Who writer
>>222847231>his metal bodyData's body isn't metal.
>>222848676We run this town.
>>222848676it happens somewhat often when theres new nutrek and the /trek/ general hater is riled up. >/trek/>thread to shit on latest nutrek>organic>general hater
>>222848927It has a galactic president. That's trek-like
>>222848883Not that much, but the younger TNG-era writers were fans of it (e.g. "47 is 42 adjusted for inflation").
>>222848844>every time you use the replicator is recorded>every keystroke on a console or padd is recorded>communicators record every conversation and your location>every second of holodeck time is recorded >every time you are transported, your stomach contents, fecal matter and amount of cum in your balls is recorded
>>222849023I'd be in so much trouble. Especially the holodeck stuff.
>>222848940Tell that to this guy and his throbbing headache>my upper spinal support is a poly-alloy, designed to withstand extreme stress>my skull is composed of cortenide and duranium
post rare siskos
>>222849023Strangely they barely, if ever, rely on this wealth of information to help solve the problem of the week
>>222849120I often wonder about if he'd gone about it the other way, with a few bald, beardless episodes, how people would react
>>222849144almost all of it would be deleted as soon as it wasnt needed. otherwise theyd need too much memory and they could never talk about files being too large or needing more time. if youre storing years of 24/7 survailence data for 2000 people you have enough space for anything.
>>222849240They stored an entire fake holo universe in a cube. A Galaxy class computer would know everything about everyone.
>>222850110KEK this is that shitty comic where the face of Seven of Nine and the Nu Trek characters was like 5 times the size of Picardand then Shatner Kirk was like a tiny background imagealso nuSpock front and centerGood riddance
Life During Shore Leavehttps://youtu.be/fOECJM_jGLw
>>222850199You're not that guy on Holdfast that kept telling me about these AI parodies last night are you?
>>222848676>4 threads>backstory?
>scrolling Twitter>random clip of some Transformers show>first Transformer speaks>blatantly Jeffrey CombsGod damn it he's everywhere
>entire life TOS is the butt of jokes>nothing but parodies and mockery>watch it>it's fucking kino
>>222850873My exact experience. A lot of people get filtered by kino.
>>222850873Pretty much all of TOS' parodies are done out of love, though. From SNL to Futurama, you could tell the people making fun of it really liked it.The Futurama episode in particular is fantastic.
>>222850458No. I'm not. But have you noticed how much these parodies are improving with regard to timing and realism of the instrument fingering and drumming? I think it's amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6T2nRAazrY
what day is it?
>>222851188>Paris post>88It's a racist day.
Uh... guys... I don't feel so good>>222850841>>222850841Surely this guy isn't going to be working on future Trek projects...literally the only fucking guy in television that is worse than Kurtzman
>>222850701he has a distinctive voice
>>222851412Oh babyAll along you were Gul Dukat?
>>222851412kurtzman is done. if he wasnt they would announce his new contract not stop all his productions and tear down the sets
>>222851452Yeah I think so too but that just makes me even more nervous about Paramount hiring Rafe Judkins the Wheel of Time butcher
>>222851412Trek is dead anon. We just have to come to terms with that.
>>222847675Please, if you have it, post the image of the wound that caused this blood. This is a good amount of blood and the right color. I bet the wound is good.
LOL
>>222849144There was an episode of Voyager where the Doctor used Neelix's most recent transporter buffer patterns to synthesize artificial lungs to exact specifications.God I miss the Vidians.
>>222851936
>>222850873>Parents tell me Star Trek is boring as a kid>Now in my 30s and nostalgic for old television>Decide to give TNG a shot because its on Netflix>It’s great. My parents were just filtered by their own ADHD>I am literally Data except human and not as smart
>>222851412So what? Is Paramount going to break into my home and steal my Star Trek DVDs, Blurays and wipe my hard drive?It's a franchise, it's going to get bent and milked every which way for as long as capitalism is a thing. Enjoy the parts you like, ignore the rest.And don't make a fucking brand part of your personality or it's treatment responsible for your emotional well being you absolute fucking morons I don't even
>>222851936why the fuck did they make a morn figure instead of GarakI would not mourn for morn
>>222851551It's fake blood anon
i still dont understand why orphan child worf wasnt returned to the klingons.
>>222852443They made a Garak later on
>>222852423People who make the brand their personality are the ones watching all the garbage like puppet trek you kligger.
Are you a bad enough dude to go out with one of these bad boys?
>>222853649
>>222853663>>222853649its okay if you remove the combadge. embroider a chevron on the shoulder strap instead.
>>222853649I do not use man purses but its cool to sometimes pretend my phone is a communicator or scanner
>>222853826>pretend my phone is a communicatorI've got some big news, for you anon
I don't think I remember ever seeing one of these circular porthole windows from the inside in the TOS movies
>>222853649no but I am a bag enough of a dude hehehe
>>222854766cuteis this like fan manga or something?
>>222845818the holodecks safety protocols are disabled
>>222846799im almost done with TNG, just finished emergence (s7e23).
>>222854766Does Japan give a shit about Star Trek?
>>222846799I keep Pluto streams of TNG, DS9 and VOY on in the background frequently. So most of them, and often.
>>222854843Yeah. A loving parody doujinshi.>Original character Captain Aya Nakajima pilots the NCC-1728 Constellation II—an Enterprise-class ship—and goes rampaging through space.
>>222855442STAR TREK SEEEEEEEEX
>>222855076Not really.https://iffybizness.blogspot.com/2009/12/star-trek-in-japan.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyYhbC0MXlY
>>222855076>>222855480If Star Trek's ships were shaped like people, it would probably be the single most popular american made thing in Japan
The puppet episode felt earned.
>>222855671this but earnestly
>>222855076If you try to look up any Japanese attention/fanart given to Star Trek today, it's almost entirely focused on the JJ movies
What are some good McCoy episodes?
>>222856324TOS doesn't have McCoy episodes and Spock episodes in the same way that TNG does, really. There are some in which he gets more screen time but TOS is more about the totality of the ship and the crew encountering situations typically. Episodes like The Galileo Seven which are focused on a character's story are more rare.Honestly McCoy is always a highlight when he's on screen even when all he does is yell MURDERERS
>>222845727star trek sex with wesley
Just watched First Contact for the first time. On its own, it's a really nice-looking well polished movie. In the greater context of Star Trek I kinda dislike it. I've always heard that the Borg Queen ruins the Borg as a concept; I figured it was just because the Borg didn't need a "main villain" character added--I didn't know it retroactively acted as if she was always there AND gave her a really stupid motivation that completely deflates the Borg as an alien force (she wants a mate or whatever).Also where was Picard's obsessive Borg hatred during the events of Descent? Whole thing comes out of nowhere. I similarly didn't like how Kirk suddenly had an over-the-top hatred of Klingons in The Undiscovered Country.
>>222856420Why did they make some random black lady the main character though? Was she supposed to be the audience self-insert?
>>222856524>Trenchcoat with bowtie
>>222856420I think Kirk's temerity for the Klingons was much more well-earned than Picard's hated for the Borg. We already get the blowoff of the Borg thing in the episode Family which is genuine great -- having Picard still raging out so many years later just undoes that fantastic episode.But the Klingons killed Kirk's son. That in itself is pretty hard to get over. More than that, he'd been at war with them for most of his professional career. Maybe his entire professional career? Who knows how many friends from the fleet that he lost to the Klingons. And he doesn't have an episode like Family where he gets over it all.Kirk is more flawed and human that that. He holds on to his grievances and his flaws because they are part of who he is and he doesn't want to forget.
>>222856368>Honestly McCoy is always a highlight when he's on screenHe's a total fucking Chad. And DeForest Kelley served in the Army during WW2 and said some fans told him his performance inspired them to become doctors mega BASED
>>222856726>served in the Army during WW2never forget Scotty lost a finger to friendly fire on Utah Beach
My grandpa always said he could never trust McCoy on the Enterprise because DeForest Kelley made his name fro himself as an actor playing bad guys in westerns. It's kind of funny and more than a little sad how many little interesting details like this get lost to time and history as things go on and audiences change.
>>222847298I got federation fatigue pretty quick. I really liked Thunderbolt but I ended watching the netflix 3d miniseries for some Zion fix... it would have been better if I wasn't a chud.
I like to imagine the bit of Evil Kirk in The Enemy Within smashing stuff and screaming that he's Captain Kirk was Shatner's audition tape for the role of Kirk.
>>222854766>>222855442what's the title so I can find it
>>222856698I agree that Kirk's hatred is more justified and in-character than Picard's. I guess I don't really like the addition of David and Carol to Kirk's backstory. Men like them don't have families...So far Final Frontier is my favorite Trek movie. Kirk/Spock/McCoy banter is my favorite part of TOS and it's basically 2 hours of that.
rapehead hereI usually never set my eyes on trek because the women were all filthy sluts, but the new series seems to have a lot of annoying ugly women that deserve to be raped.What new series you recommend? I was thinking on Picard because I heard evil women bully the poor grandpa.
>>222856997Look for "Atelier Lana (Kazuaki Ishida)"
>>222857093>a lot of annoying ugly women that deserve to be raped.Not just the uggos :)
Why the FUCK aren't you at festival?
>>222857266Its crazy how people try to claim "Star Trek was always a liberal, progressive show! Muh interracial kiss!" when each season of TOS has several episodes that are anti-collectivism.
>>222857407It was just empty headed Anarchism to show they weren't pro Soviet.>"We're progressive but we're not with that evil empire in Russia" If they didn't bend the knee to the red scare the show wouldn't exist. It's just like the Risa and shore leave episodes. >"We'll sexualize women but it's okay because everyone is free and sexually promiscuous" Remember when they go to Argelius in TOS, they talk about how there's no jealousy in their cultural, Gene was a quasi polygamist IRL and wanted to show orgies happening on Risa during TNG. It's Gene inserting his ideology in the show. But it's fine because it's kino.
>>222857407Wasn't it just anti-brainwashed-by-supercomputers?
>>222857407Star Trek has been going over the heads of most of its fans for 60 years.
>>222857554Jealousy is a deadly sin, you heathen.
star trek sex with david corwin
>>222857568Every male is jealous of Gene and his blonde woman harem
>>222847324Beltran was fucking with them by saying he wanted a Chakotay x Seven romance and they took him seriously.
I have almost finished all of Trek Online's storylines. its a little sad you can tell which voice actors phoned it in (Kira, Odo, Paris). Kira sounds depressed and checked out, Odo is missing some of his inflections and I'm not even sure that was Paris and not AI.Meanwhile, Garak, Rom, Nog and Kurn sound exactly like the show. Even Tuvok, Neelix and Bashir sound decent. Kim made me laugh everytime I heard him putting on that fake deep voice. Theres one episode in particular, I think called Quarks Six or Seven or something and it feels like a DS9 episode.
>>222856420>Shit, I can't just sacrifice this kid because he's a Borg.>...>REEEEEEEEE THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HEYAH! IIIIIIIII WILL MAKE ALL BORG NIGGERS PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE! *frothing at the mouth, Picard propels himself into the air by projectile shitting himself and sprays in big brown letters "BORG MAN BAD" on all the bulkheads*
>>222856524Supporting, not main.>Was she supposed to be the audience self-insert?Basically. Picard needed an outsider to challenge him since the crew didn't have the heart to call him up, only Worf did and even then he ragequit rather than stood his ground.
>>222858092>Kira sounds depressed and checked outThat's sad because I love Kira, I feel like they do her character justice in the books though. I was never able to really get into STO because the ground combat is painfuy outdated. I know it's an old game but still, it's painful. The space combat is kino though. It feels like how they describe it in the show.
>>222846269shoo joo this is not a D&C thread
I’m like 10 episodes into TNG and in spite of the weird shit where she keeps talking about rape gangs, Tasha Yar is probably my favorite character. I’m so bummed that I know she’s just going to get killed for some bullshit reason by the end of the season.
>>222858644>sexy short-haired blonde leaves the show>then they bring her back just to shit on herIt is a bit strange they did it twice.
On the other hand, Janice was treated very respectfully when she returned. They might have felt bad about the Mirror Kirk rape thing or the superpowered Chudcel thing.
It does now seem strange that of the pre-ENT shows, they all had a main actress leaving at one time or another. I can only wonder what an episode with Jadzia returning might have been like but they even cut that bitch out of the montage in the final episode lmao
>>222858644its a very good reason
The new shows have brought fans together and it shows, I mean it really does.
>>222858904Her nudes are awful. That's why.
>>222856524Say what you want about Alfre Woodard, she's always very black.
>>222858033Wasn't there a weird story about his wife being happy that their son had a large penis?
>>222859197Star Trek always put representation at the forefront.
What if I told you the USS Enterprise was full of aliens who aren't supposed to be there? Strange. Undiscovered. Possibly dangerous.
>>222859113>Captain's log, stardate 46578.4. The Enterprise has arrived at Station Deep Space Brown, to assist in the reconstruction of the Bajoran aqueduct systems damaged during the Cardassian occupation.>Uh, sir... you're being racist again.>Shut up, Wesley! Captain's log, stardate 46578.4. The Enterprise has arrived at Station Deep Brown Nine, to assist in the reconstruction of the Bajoran aqueduct systems damaged during the Cardassian occupation.>Sir!>FUCK OFF, WESLEY! Captain's log, stardate 46578.4. The Enterprise has arrived at Station Brown Space Nine, to assist in the reconstruction of the Bajoran aqueduct systems damaged during the Cardassian occupation.>*Wesley clears his throat*>SHUT THE FUCK UP, WESLEY! Captain's log, stardate 46578.4. The Enterprise has arrived at Station Brown Brown Brown, to assist in the reconstruction of the Bajoran aqueduct systems damaged during the Cardassian occupation.>...
>>222859428The nanobot menace.
>>222858904Fuck Rick Berman for mistreating her.
>>222859811she cried on the bf docu
>>222859821I know. It was so sad. Jadzia deserved better.
>>222859983I don't like thinking about Worf bounding her raw.
>>222859983>unthemed frog
>>222858904Jadzia is overhated. Her acting is pretty bad in season 1 but she improved a lot. She was never in contest with the best actors on the show but she got a lot better, just a bit more than good enough. She's pretty good in 4-6 and I liked her relationship with Worf (mostly).Getting rid of her sucked because firstly it fucked over Worf way too hard. Like give the guy a break god damn.Secondly because the Dax Bashir Worf love triangle is the worst part of season 7.Whoever fucked her over enough to make her quit dropped the biggest ball in the show, even if it isn't on losing Terri's acting.
>>222860707Agreed. These haters need to f*ck off.
>>222860707I jerked off to her.
2 more weeks until the minefield is down.
>>222849966privacy rights are a thing. The Federation isn't the Terran empire, I don't think all sensors constantly sweep the ships for everything everywhere except the most dire of circumstances.
>>222860808In what sense?
>>222860881I am the minefreak.
>>222859228Possibly the only actress who pulls off being black better is CCH Pounder.
>>222860875The Feds spy on potential member races before interacting with them. (Star Trek: Insurrection)
>>222860930doesn't mean they track your every shit unless there's a specific reason to do so
>>222860930Yes, that is how Riker went balls deep inside Bebe Neuwirth.
Don't come.
How much more abuse can this franchise take and still remain viable?
>>222861136what's "viable"?
>>222861136If i could take what my uncle gave me then Star Trek can survive.
>>222861154Viable means capable of working successfully, living, or surviving.
>>222861181
>>222861269I'm trying to give you some hope damnit.
Why not build more Datas?
>>222861527They did. In the Paramount+ hit series "Star Trek: Picard". Hello plastic people! And then they went on a killing spree because that's what AI does.
>>222861527Zimmerman Jannies are cheaper.
>>222858904>but they even cut that bitch out of the montage in the final episode lmaoAs with anything there is an explanation for thatThey used archival voice clips of Jadzia in the episode "Penumbra" and Farrel's agent flipped out and disallowed them to use her likeness any further.For once it wasn't them trying to fuck her over.
>>222861654>Flashback scenes of Jadzia Dax are conspicuously absent from the end of the episode because the producers were not able to obtain permission from Terry Farrell to use her image. [11] Originally, however, the script had called for clips of Jadzia to be included in the scene. As Ira Steven Behr explains, "We had planned to see Terry Farrell in the flashbacks but she refused to let us use any of her clips. The way I see it is this: Her manager was informed that we were thinking of using Terry in a scene in the final episode. It would have probably been three hours of work... maybe four. The price they quoted us was too high for the budget. After all, this was a show where we had to cut out hundreds of thousands of dollars from the original draft. Her manager was informed that we weren't going to be able to use Terry. And on top of it, the scene we had been thinking of for her was really not that germane to the plot. I think Terry's feelings were hurt. When it came to the issue of the clips, they again felt that they would prefer that we went a different way without using the character of Jadzia Dax. So we did. I wasn't happy about it. I'm still not happy about it. But it is a reminder that even Star Trek is just part of the great showbiz sludge." [12](X) [13] As a result, this is the only season finale not to feature Jadzia.
>>222860707she didn't improve, the writers just stopped trying to make her do anything she quite obviously couldn't do and the other actors also adjusted to her shittiness
>>222861791Sounds really modest.
>>222861654>>222861791Apparently her agent charged an exorbitant amount to use archived footage in the finale and she didn't even know it happened until being asked about it at cons. She claims she told him to charge the bare minimum.
Terry Farrell didn't get "mistreated by Rick Berman" and it's not "so sad" that she left.She wanted the same pay to appear in half the episodes and used it as leverage to leave because she knew she was going to be on Becker and thought it would make her a bigger star (it didn't).Fuck Terry and her fake ass tears.
>>222862054Two annoying things about DS9 that could still be fixed at any time:1. Putting Jadzia in Worf's memory montage rather than inexplicably having only clips of him and Ezri2. Giving Trials and Tribble-ations a TOS-style score rather than Berman's sonic wallpaper. The music absolutely kills the vibe of the bar fight in particular.
>>222862227>Giving Trials and Tribble-ations a TOS-style scoreGod yes, that bugs me so much, why put in all that effort to recreate the show without going all the way?
>>222862054Probably her trying to revise the narrative to not look bad for the simp nerd marks in the audience.
>>222862288>Michael ChabonIf somebody with a BA from the University of Pittsburgh is qualified to write for Star Trek, then that means I am also qualified to write for Star Trek. Okay. Where can I send in all my gay fanfic to use as a spec script?
>>222862288This is why.
>>222862357would
>>222862361And I'm all here for it.
>>222861187and how is that measured?
>>222862422in this case if the "Star Trek" IP makes line go up
>>222862434This anon is on point. He's with it.
>>222862288You just know that the fat black woman was inserting herself as Raffi whenever she did drugs and ranted about so-sigh-eh-tee
>>222862227Agreed. Plus3. Add a TOS style credits sequence at the end of Trials, as was originally intended.4. Change the title of the show to Star Trek: Terok Nor in the the first 6 episodes of season six.
>>222862434Bajoran women make my line go up
>>222862434toy sales? licensing income? it's tough to measure monetary success of a specific show directly in this age.As for longevity, Roddenberry was in charge for five years of tv shows, Berman for 18 and Kurtzman for 9.Back to the original question of how much more "abuse" this franchise can "take". If it's about printing money, a LOT more.
>Got groomed as minor>Became a minor groomerWhat's her deal?
>>222862494the specific show doesn't matter anymore. as long as there is something called Star Trek on PeePlus it will sell subscriptions and make the shareholders happy
>>222862494All the toy sales are boomers buying Kirk and Picard figures. Star Trek isn’t Pokemon that can sell toys to both six year olds and 36 year olds.
>>222862591>Star Trek isn’t PokemonBut what if it was? What if Gul Dukat used a Krookodile to assist in his oppression of the people of Bajor while Kira fought back with one of the highly marketable starter pokemon?
>>222862618That would be so f*cking awesome I'd cum
>>222862494kurtzman was about burning money to prop up peeplus
>>222862618Kira would have a Mega Sceptile ready to slit your throat with its arm blades.
>>222862591Do you want Star Trek to be more focused on selling action figures and other toys? Looks like Glub Shitto territory to me. But very possible we'll get to the milking age of Trek next, Ellison seems the type to look for toy sale opportunities.
>>222862655Voyager was about burning money to prop up UPN, that doesn't say much and happens a lot.
Is /trek/'s viability in question?
>>222862672They need to focus on selling lifesize seven of nine figures, but of course they don't ACTUALLY want to make money.
>Get in the pokéball Benjamin
pokemon used to be believable
>>222862693isn't she from one of the religion planets?
>>222862698idk misty's tight little body was pretty unbelieveable
>>222862715no she's the cult leader
>>222862717sorry, I got the religion planets and the cult planets mixed up.
>>222862715she was the fascist plantation matron
>>222862693>Welcome to sir la table'h
>>222862733shes also the leader of the psoriasis aliens that wanted to refuge on bajor. one of the few times the bajorans were right
Greetings, anon! Lovely day cycle to you!
>>222862733They're all the same.
>>222862693Easily top ten religion planet episode.
>>222862778The only good Kazon episode is the one with the guy who played Nog in it
>>222862672> Do you want Star Trek to be more focused on selling action figures and other toys?If it’s toys that stimulate imagination then yes. But not this happy meal Chinkshit.
>Team Cardassia awakening the Fire/Ghost box Legendary
>>222862817he's just like me
>>222862811Are those playmobil?
>>222862807that's also the only good Chakotay episode
>>222862861every chakotay episode is great. chakotay is only lame when hes not featured
wtf was his problem?
>>222862853No idea. I saw it on Twitter last year and was so shocked at the quality I had to put it in my folder.
>>222862887racism
>>222862807Correct>>222862861Incorrect. Nemesis is kino, the one where he goes undercover at the 8472 base is kino, and the rest are just average aside from a couple of all time-stinkers like the boxing episode or the early indian shit.
>>222862853super7playmobil does have a cool tos set though
>>222862811just pose and 3d print anything you wish these days.
>>222862944wrong picture
>>222862973at least snw hasnt done an episode where they all lose their clothes for no reason and pretend like they arent an elightened society and get embarrassing sexual tension
>>222863006bring back Betazoid weddings
>>222863024>lowxestrogen episodeskipped>troi feefees episodeskipped
>>222863074Savour the fruit of life, my young friend. It has a sweet taste when it 'is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter after a time.
You think Gene would have shared his wife with me?
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>222863258>Tom>Harry>No Dick characterVoy dropped the ball
>>222863208if you shared yours with him, yes.
>>222863321i wonder how many times bermans stopped them from having emh choose richard as his name for one ep for that joke
>>222863360breddy gud
>>222863453They shoulda done that for the final scene of the show.Would have been an improvement
in insurection why didnt they take 5 minutes to transport the baku to the caves?also why did enterprise need to leave to get a message to starfleet? why not send a bunch of probes at warp 9.9?
>>222863482She can get this 24 year old dick.
>>222863505They made the next gen movies retarded on purpose, as a joke
>>222863499i would have liked an extra 2 minutes to see their reception but theres really nothing left in the story except to pardon the maquis but do we really need to see that to know it happened? i think people get stuck on the orginal premise of it taking 70 years to get back. it only took 7. really not that big of a deal.
>>222863520Jesus Christ you're 24 and on here? Live a little.
>>222863555It was written like it was some chore they just had to be done with.DS9 has a bit of a sketchy final in some ways, but they at least took some time to give a goodbye. Like the people who made it are actually sad it was over. Voyager was like, "ugh finally thats over with"
>>222863585I was like 14 on here.
>>222863006>Pike sees the black guy naked>Looks downward embarrassed
>>222863727It's like me looking into a mirror
>>222863161I still can't believe she had sex with Worf's son.
>>222863006That's only because they're targeting the zoomer audience and zoomers are grossed out by sex. Gore and puppets only I'm afraid
im a millennial and im grossed out by sex
>>222863966it's so funny that nutrek is very conservative when it comes to sex, hardly any nudity is shown, and both men and women wear trousersbut on the other hand they show nonstop blood and guts
>>222864425Sounds like they're trying to appeal to aging woke millenialls. I doubt zoomers give a shit.
I'm a millennial and I'm grossed out by sex... unless it's ugly bastard on cute small girls.
i am no longer pretending the argo is not cool.
>>222864724Pronounce it like Picard would.
Is picard humilliation ritual the series or it gets better? Maybe I should watch Strange Rape Worlds
>>222865232SNW tricks you. It has a really good first episode with great characterization and some decent quotes from Pike, then goes straight to hell.
>>222865232Season 3 is slightly better, but absolutely not worth torturing yourself watching 1 and 2.S3 isn't even good, its just that 1 and 2 are unreal levels of offensively bad
>>222865232>Strange Rape WorldsShit, I wish.
>>222865262lmao. no
>>222858253I lol'd
>>222865307None of it is worth watching at allRead the books instead
Does the SNW nurse being a gigantic whore have any payoff or interesting development, or is it just how she is
New at 310 and not a parsec before.
>>222866016>payoff or interesting developmentThat's not how media works now.
>>222866018parsec is distance, retard
>>222847231Spiner and Stewart have the same nose.
>>222865935im the guy who asked about picard and I read a lot of books back in my day and I enjoyed them, but when I got into Voyager post endgame they got very very bad... Then I found who was the author...
>>222866018make new
>>222866118I thought the ones by Christie Golden were bad but the Kirsten Beyer ones were really good... at first
https://youtu.be/gE97l7oVjo4?si=6bFm9gjpCpnssjAU
>>222866118Women have no place in a sci-fi writing room I tells ya!
>no early threadI'm proud of you /trek/
>>222866188bUT WHAT EDITION AWAITS US?
Helm, set course for new thread. Engage.
>>222866220regular edition
>>222866220>>222866155>Christie Golden That bitch raped my favorite Trek crew... why bullying them so much. I hate her. They made Janeway a cuckqueen too...
>>222866220I'm hoping for star trek sex with Sisko edition
>>222866303>>222866303>>222866303
>>222849023They do the same things today with people's phones. Weird that hardly anyone ever worries about that.
>>222847434I saw a nigger once.They're pretty violent.
