>Yes, Anakin, I'm revealing half of my boobs to you. No, Anakin, we can't be together
>>222862447>what incels think when a woman wears something that isnt sexual at all
>>222862457this. the entire strapless/tube top look has never done it for me. she was much sexier on tatooine
lucas knows what bitches be like
>anakin you don't want this
>>222862447>starslopgrow up
She was prime you can't tell me otherwise
>>222862457>>222862471Ok, we get it, you're gay.
>>222862457women think that wearing underwear to the beach isn't sexual
>>222862486the older i get, the more i appreciate the star wars prequels
>what should i wear to stand at the breezy lakeside balcony with the fellow horny teenage i refuse to do>ah, a sheer silk gown>perfect
>>222862505
>>222862447i like her just-woke-up outfit the best
>>222862535ziiiiiiiip
Half of what? she has none
>>222862507>>222862510Ok incel
>>222862593
>>222862447That's the entire point nigga, she's saying>Look at what you're missing out on by being a chudto him
>>222862611Go back to /lgbt/, thanks.
>>222862637>>>/r9k/
>>222862505What a absolute semen demon
>>222862658her phantom menace wardrobe was by far the worst, but i always wanted to boop that red button on the outfit she wore in mos eisley
>>222862447it represents the duality of foid mind. the rational part says "we can't be together". the irrational screams "oh god annie fuck me right here with your big shota cock" and it manifested in her choice of wardrobe
>>222862447Poor Anakin was a virgin, and didn't understood the signals. I've dated quite a lot of women. But never ever did they come up to the date dressed like that. It would mean two things, either she is a crazy sadistic bitch in "watch, don't touch" mode, or it's an open invitation.
>>222862447>why no I've never actually talked to a woman I wasn't related to for more than 5 minutes but that's how I know that a woman would NEVER wear a revealing outfit unless she wanted to have sex
>>222862905>I've dated quite a lot of women. But never ever did they come up to the date dressed like that.That says a lot more about the women you've dated than anything else
>>222862573>just woke up with hair styled and caked in fresh makeupThat being said, Anakin looked kino in this scene. Wish there were more portayals of true Jedi dressed casual and not acting like absolute weirdos. Part of the reason I always liked Ki-Adi-Mundi, he's got that nice sweater vest kit going on and seems to just be a dude, instead of the full robes which ironically feel formal.I swear this nigga's name was Ki-Adi-Mundo, am I getting Mandela'd?
Why did she call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum?
>>222862990what the fuck's with the dog leash and the long ass tail on the dress?
>>222862471
>>222862658>pregnant natalie portmanGeorge you madman
>>222862447women dress like this and say this to me all the time
>>222862979The woke mind virus Palpatine created influenced her to vote for that and open borders for naboo
>>222862524really weird we got blockbuster shota porn and no one batted an eye
>>222862589you're thinking of keira knightley
oh my GODDD=============D
>>222862511that's just nostalgia for when you were a young lad
The older I get, the more I outsource my thinking to the herd. My herd is /tv/. The prequels are misunderstood gems.
>>222862979Shes a conniving bitch and wanted to become chancelor herself.
>>222863116Sand. Its coarse and it gets everywhere, like her fine tight pusssssssAAAAYYYyyyy.Here, queen. Let me lick it out for you.
>>222863143lmao seethe, reddit letter media faggot
Im 24 and yet Padme still left quite an impression on me the first time I saw her
>>222862447>George getting back at some cocktease from his past
i remember watching Phantom Menace in theaters at 9 years old and all i could think was>this bitch looks like a popsicle
>>222863136nope, i see creativity, craftmanship and wisdom in them that i didn't notice or understand before. i didn't even see 2 or 3 as a kid, only tpm, so there's no nostalgia at play there.
>>222862990Hnnng.
>>222863143thank god we have independent thinkers such as yourself to tell us that jar jar bad
>>222862645>>222862637
>>222863447NTA but jar jar bad and gay.
>>222863116hips
>>222863674>newfag incel cant crossboard linkLOL
>>222862523>anon you better not go on a murderous rampage killing all those younglings because I wont have sex with you
>>222862658>meanwhile main trilogy protagonist Rey gets like, two outfits total
>>222864003most people don't know, but when anakin talked about massacring the tusken women and children, padme had a spontaneous hands-free orgasm. it's canon, it's in the novelization.
>>222863086It was a better time.
>>222862471Based tummy appreciator
>>222864050>it's in the novelization.i'll never pass a chance to push the prequel novelizations. so much good stuff in there
>>222862967Unironically why isn't he in more things after SW?Driver has been in a dozen movies after the sequels and they've all sorta sucked, think Metropolis is the only thing he did a good job in and still not sure if I even like the movie itself because it sees Coppala took a shitload of drugs before making it.Hayden is getting no work despite actually being a pretty damn good actor.
>>222863969>>222862637
>>222862457>White knighting a multimillionaire jew actressShe's not gonna have sex with you, pajeet.
>>222864027how many pair of panties?
>>222864050whoa, i though you were kidding>He ignored her. “Not just the men,” he went on. “And the men are the only fighters among the Tuskens. No, not just them. The women and the children, too.” His face contorted, as if he was teetering between anger and guilt. “They’re like animals!” he said suddenly. “And I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!”>Padmé sat back a bit, too dizzy to respond. She knew that Anakin needed her to say something or do something, but she was too distracted by her own body. He wasn’t even looking at her - he was just staring off into the distance. But in her mind she saw him slaughtering the savage children, and the tension in her belly broke into a wave of pulsing pleasure, and it took all of her strength not to moan.
>>222862447If that's half, he's better off without her.
>>222864480
>>222862457lol wut? Bitch looks like she about to make lil ani call her mistress amidala.
>>222863034Yeah, y'know, up to this point, nobody's seen her nice and fattened up yet. It's gonna be this great moment. I think, think people are gonna y'know really like it.
>>222862892>Top right blue gownHnnnggghhhhh
>>222862615Go home, R2. You're drunk.
>>222864723Beweeewuuuuw
>>222864546Imagine if she shoved a droid arm up his ass? Haha
>"No Anakin. Even after secretly crossing oceans of stars together to rendezvous at my lush home planet far away from the prying eyes of your religious order and my senatorial duties and decorum where we spent the day running in verdant green fields, rolling and laughing in the grass and swimming in crystal blue waters, even after a private romantic dinner at a idyllic lakeside villa, and even now in this tranquil, private dark room, next to this soft fire lighting me in a warm ethereal glow, with my tight supple body agonizingly writhing in desire just mere inches away from you as my pheromones enrapture every essence of your heightened Jedi senses, just practically begging for you to envelope me in your immense arms and consume me in mad, carnal animal passion, you still can't have me. Not my heaving breasts, not my blatant subconscious desire for you to choke me until my eyes roll so back into my skull I literally see the face of the Naboo gods but all I can manage to say to them when I try to speak comes out as nothing but inane babble in moaning, primal grunts. No Anakin, you're a Jedi and I'm a senator. I am so dedicated to my political duties that I even plucked my pubic hair into the shape the Republic emblem tonight, but no, you're never going to see that. We would be living a lie, like how I'm lying about how I am totally not wearing one of those vibrating LED butt-plug; its light matches the colour of your lightsaber. I'm so sorry about your feelings about all this, even now I regret programming R2 to record our now not-happening love making session so he could play it back for us in a 3D hologram, I shouldn't have put him up to that. Oh Anakin, I hope you understand. If you'll excuse me, I will now retire. I'm now going to my quarters to sleep in nothing but this rare, black Nubian silk high cut see-through thong and matching negligee. Alone."
>>222865128Mucho texto, incel.
>>222865128Good pasta.
>>222865128>blatant subconscious desire for you to choke me until my eyes roll so FAR back into my skulli found a typo you should fix before you post it again
>>222864480Maybe Annie was unconsciously using the force to fiddle with her womb/vulva ...
>>222862447jew whore: Anakin, does the porthole look good in this thong? btw, we can't see each other anymore anakin....
>>222863011that's what you hold when fucking her throat, anon....
>>222862447Padme's home planet is full of water because she's wet as fuck for Anakin. life-giving waters, that sort of thing.
>>222866294and the bubble-shaped gungan cities represent her eggs waiting for anakin's sperm
>>222862447No chuds, just because a women wears a dress does not mean she is demanding you rape her
>>222866879true, women are always already demanding to be raped no matter their choice of attire. they can't help it, it's in their nature.
>>222866879But shes asking for it
>>222862658can we take a moment and appreciate the effort that went into all these costumes? They really don't make them like they used to.
>>222862471her bejeweled crotch area makes me think of her healthy trimmed dark bush and i suspect that was the intent
>>222862447She married him in the same movie and had his kids in the next one.What's the issue?
Half of 0 is still 0
>>222866879>No chuds, just because a women wears a dress, skirt, heels, cleavage, makeup, jewerly, perfume, choker, stockings does not mean she is demanding you rape her
>>222862990I've seen her asshole
>>222868654Haven't we all.
>>222868654Pics or it didn't happen.
>>222868654*Her porthole
>>222863011It's like a black clad hand choking her to death, foreshadowing Darth Vader force choking her to death. Did you watch the movie retard? >>222862658For some reason I always liked her Geonosis outfit the best. Sexy skintight white outfit with her giant blanket cloak coyishly revealing her figure.
>>222869354>Darth Vader force choking her to deathBut she died of a broken heart
>>222862658Those costumes had more artistry and soul put into them than the entire Disney trilogy put together
>>222864456there is canonically no underwear in Star Wars. that's why George Lucas wouldn't let Carrie Fisher wear any (no joke).
>>222869396yeah well if she were with me she'd die of a broken pusy. you know what im saying?
>>222869613Pencil dick strikes again.
>>222868654>>222869226*her ventilation shaft
>>222862510men wear trunks or speedos which look just like underwear? stay off my beaches pervert
>>222869945>11/10
>>222866936>big titsboo
>>222862447>half of my boobsBut she has no boobs
OH N-
>>222864025There's a dreamlike quality about thay shot which you just can't get with sanitized digital...film is amazing.
>>222862573>just-woke-up with immaculately curled hair and perfect makeup on
>>222864209Worse than that, he's white knighting fucking royalty
>>222864480Damn I really wanted to believe you
>>222871301they removed it from subsequent printings due to parental complaints
>>222862457I'm an incel and I know that women aren't interested in my sexually or romantically even though I'm more attractive than the average man who has sex regularly. Only fat, ugly, bald, old, burnout looking guys can fuck. The only people who are attracted to me are married closet homosexual guys in their fifties and older.
>>222871326Okay show me an original printing then
>>222871347Is it possible to learn this cope?
>>222871513they look like massive nerds in the bottom right pic
>>222871604
>>222871584Jokes on you I'm fapping to that
>>222871630>making cuck horns on himwhat did she mean by this
I miss the early 2000s
/tv/ owes Attack of the Clones an apology.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nk_WHHTQtY
>>222871667That's not even a good pic of Nat
>>222871667>ZOGbot with a picture of a jewessWeirdly fitting.
>>222871888>88Weirdly fitting
>>222871888>implying you wouldn't die for prime Hersh
>>222862447>I can’t stand the friendzone nyeeeeeagh
>>222865128Kek and good
>>222870811 >>222864025>>222870811Traditional film produces a very slight blurring effect which is very beneficial for colors and facial details. It also gelped actors hide wrinkles and skin imperfections.Early HD digital cameras were known to be extremely sharp and harsh with details. There was zero blurring effect. Every tiny detail was shown. Many movie studios and TV stations had to adjust to this new reality. They had to adjust how they did lighting and makeup for actors. They couldn't rely on film to help actors hide imperfections. Any mistake would immediately be noticed.
>>222870279gay
>>222869945
>>222871347Is this a real person?
>>222862856Finally someone gets it
>>222871918>Anakin's wife and mother of his children friendzoned himAm I missing something or does this make 0 sense?
>>222871430NTA but are you really this autistic?
>>222871964Nah man it's the grain. Texture adds another dimension to visuals. What you said is retarded to any non-zoomer because we had digital before HD and early digital was extremely blurry yet it lacks the same look as film because of the grain as I said (also digital has poor contrast but that's another discussion).
>>222865128Delicious
>>222872916nat is such a cute
>>222872449Auralnauts
>>222868654
>>222862637/thread
Why can't I find any good recent pics of pregnant Natalie?
>>222862507I get his point. He likes tummy. You're just a complete moron
mid as fuck
>>222875144Faggot.
>>222875177jew
>>222875196Rather be a jew than gay LMAO
>>222875205ok jew
>>222875144shut up
>>222864480KEK
>>222864154He was reviled between 2005-2015 for his work in the prequels. It's only with the sequel trilogy and redditors memeing him back in existence that he's getting work now.
>>222868654>"It's a small thermal exhaust porthole right below the main porthole."
>>222875664they never said that
Anyway, Porthole.
>>222875818that's not the porthole
>>222864154Prequels straight into Jumper is not a great way to show how dynamic of an actor you are
>>222862505Why do women cover their mouths when laughing or even just smiling?
>>222877142She was coughing into her hand
>>222877142>polite>saves others the experience of staring into somebody's open maw>can make you look cute/demure>other women do it, so the behavior has worn offThat's all I got
>>222875523The prequelissance started here, newfag.
Can you blame Anakin?
>>222879033looks like an elf
Prime Herschlag was the hottest girl of my generation. God bless Israel.
>>222879575why was charlotte gainsbourg trying to get nat away from liam "the cosh" neeson
>>222879620she just knew that she had to
>>222879575>was
>>222862457I'm sorry what? Her tits are literally spilling out.
>>222879674She has no tits
>>222879033>>222879575Lucas was right. She really was an angel.
>>222879575>no urine stain on his pantsThis is AI.
>>222866879>Sees dress>Thinks about rapeYou pajeets need to be castrated.
Didn't she bully another girl on the set of Star Wars?
>>222879781if it takes dedicated professionals sometimes hours to put your clothes on you, are those clothes really practical enough for anyone evert to be wearing them?
>>222879781what is she reading bros
>>222879798>movie costumes should be functionally efficientmy dear boy, why not try imagining
>>222879808The Protocols
>>222879815im imagining how shitty it would be to put that crap on every day
>>222879834is this like your first time realizing how movies are made or something
>>222879798Suits in movie =/= real life suits. Hell, even the cosplayers wearing those anime girl outfits have to hold their pee for long periods of time because of how inconvenient they are to remove
>>222862447Why do people joke about it when it was exactly the point?
>>222879846What if Natalie had to hold her pee during filming too and once accidentally peed her pants, ruining that white battle suit?
>>222879846They can use my mouth if they need to
>>222879790The other girl deserved it
>>222862457You will never be a woman.Simping for whores on a bulgarian miak forum isn't going to make them accept you as one of them.
>>222879781>Nabooty
>>222879920Nat was definitely a little thicker in Episode II, and it was wonderful that most of it went to her butt
>>222879944it's a very nice butt
>>222879843First time posting ots?
>>222880076ots?
>>222880087Original Trilogy Shabadoo
>>222862447This is why I never made a move. I assumed any woman showing interest was just being a tease.
>>222880251>>222880307so perfect
>>222880362
>>222880372One of the best pictures ever taken of her
>>222880414
>>222880434What a goddess
>>222880483
>>222880251I need to breed her
>>222869580No minge prints in star wars universe? How?
>>222880515She is pregnat right now
>>222880605No condom required. Even better!
>>222880251>>222880307I've probably lost 6 million gallons of cum to her over the years
>>2228806576 million? Oy vey it was at least 10 million. What do you mean, surely it couldn't have been less than 12 million?
>>222880678good morning
>>222880678I wonder if Natalie knows how esteemed her feet are. That millions of goyim have spilled so much to her dainty toes. How much lust she invokes in the cocks of her Wikifeet subscribers worldwide, those who would pay her to become her shabbos goy for a day.
>>222866879women ask me to do the most fucked up shit to them when I just want to be gentle and nice, you underestimate them anon
>>222880605bros do you think she continues to wax down there while heavily pregnanti would want her to be baby smooth but i can imagine it becomes difficult with such a huge belly so i wouldn;t mind if there was a massive jungle under that dress in that pic
>>222862658Is the 4th outfit just alien blackface of those tentacle headed non twilek aliens
>>222862658More soul than all of the sequels
>>222877663:(
>>222877142They want to looks cute.
>>222870279retard
>>222862505Imagine being at college with her in 1999. No smartphones or social media. Very few autists. Just people being normal vibing in the moment. I hate being a Zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>222879575mirror the image and it becomes>i consent>i consent>i don't
>>222862457>how women react when you call them out on their bullshit mindgamesWomen are fully aware of why other women do things like this. It's always some bullshit for control or a power play, and when a man clues in to it they just resort to this kind of impotent seething.
Love from Kazakhstan
>>222879033dubs and gottdamn
>>222882380Lmao. Good catch. Someone needs to make it happen.
>>222882334You know she would've looked at you like a cockroach unless you were an alpha Chad or extremely rich, right?
>>222883340and i would look at her through the telescopic lens of my camera, taking photos of her sucking off moby in her dorm room, so that i might blackmail her later into doing the same and worse with me. it's like you incels don't even want to win.
>>222862511because of your dementia
>>222883340>You know she would've looked at you like a cockroachgiwtwm
>>222882334cuteCUTE
The only good jew
>>222883632She's evil though
>>222883694Why?
>>222883632
>>222883734defends palestinians
>>222864095Any thoughts on this?
>>222864095Really good book. Recommend.
>>222864095Any thoughts on this book?
>>222883773Nah, idk what her official stance is, but she has said more things in favour of israel than palestine
>>222883911Is rather appropriate given the lore of Naboo being a planet that was originally home to the Gungans before the humans arrived and colonized it and pushed the Gungans to live underwater.
>>222862447Anakin, you're in the jedi order!>>222870909And he was a good friend.
>>222883911nigga Israelis were calling for her citizenship to be revoked because she said bad things about Bibi
>>222884626bros i can't
>>222884332Just because she criticised netanyahu doesn't mean she hates israel. That's like saying if you hate trump, you hate usa
>>222884785>That's like saying if you hate trump, you hate usaI hate both
>>222884626That must require hours of prep work to get her hair to look like that.
>>222885945>t. negro with Brillo pad hair
>>222879772>Brings up Indians literally out of nowhereYou need to be medicated and to touch grass and stop obsessing about Indians
>>222864154ignore the other two posters because they know nothing. hayden did jumper and a few other small films for the money and then switched to soccer which was his true passion. he's only replaying anakin because disney is throwing incredible amounts of money at him. he doesn't really want to be famous.
>>222886176How about you stop raping little girls, rajesh?