>When he starts connecting his laptop to the TV
>>222864351>still wearing socks and shoesout
>>222864351And then you wake up, go to the mirror, and realize you are not a beautiful brunette with a curvy body and big tits. You are just a 40 year old man with long hair.
>>222864367whats your problem man?
>>222864367Its the American way
>>222864351calm down bitch, I haven't even opened Netflix yet, holy fuck
Name one reason not to have a dedicated computer always plugged in next to the TV.
>>222864351woops!*closes tab*
>>222864351I was hoping for a dick reveal. Disappointed.
>>222864392in this economy?!
>>222864351Name?
>tattoo
>>222864421i'm mike.
>>222864351I don't get it.
Source before thread delete?
>>222864371fuck you, my mom said i pass now
>>222864351>Start seeing a woman>She's nice but is a turbo leftist>also pretty frigid>thinking of calling it off since it's been 5 dates and all I've gotten is a kiss on the cheek>Last date, dropping her off at her house, trying to figure out how to word this>she invites me in >Ok>Offers me a drink>you want to watch something?>gives me her remote >looking for the streaming apps>There are no streaming apps only Plex >yeah just open that one up and pick whatever you want >this chick has a fucking Plex server with every fucking movie and TV series I have ever heard of>end up watching baron Munchausen because i was overwhelmed with scrolling What could have been
>>222864443Bump for sauce
>>222864421Ella Hollywood
>>222864434Mike Hunt?
>>222864479Anon this joke only works if your sauce is worse.
>>222864465>not Jellyfin*Yawn*>end up watching baron MunchausenLMAO. Nigga, did you get some that evening or not?
>>222864367ultrabased chadcel
>>222864434>>222864479>>222864474>>222864489FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST GIVE ME THE WHORE'S NAME!!!
>>222864367Honestly, this. I prefer for her to be completely naked by the end of the video. That includes socks and shoes. She must be in her natural breeding state.
>>222864367Naked women wearing socks and sneakers is how I like them in pornographic material.
>>222864371Brunette?
ok see I knew this was a gay (regular, everyday) /tv/ thread
>>222864465>baron MunchausenKino. Didja fug?
>>222864465Holy based, excellent choice
>>222864524Her last name is Hugankiss. I forgot her first name, begins with an 'A' I think.
is this the thread?
>>222864675Wow what a faggot haha
>no ketchup
>>222864675Amanda? Amanda Hugankiss? Should I be searching for Amanda Hugankiss?
>>222864502>>222864609>>222864502Not that night. I did eventually. We're still friends but I'm married now.
>>222864718Corrrrrrr
>>222864722>-HEY! CHECK THE MENS ROOM FOR AMANDA HUGANKISS!
Bustymerilyn folks
one of the all-time tits on a sticks
>>222864351>later that night
>>222864718>Metal spatula in a non stick panEnjoy your PFAS's you dumb bitch
>>222864718Merilyn sarkova
>>222864778Holy Un-ass.
>>222864797it was comedy nightshe laughed her ass off
>>222864797That's not a butt, it's an utt.
This lazy bitch uses dildos… NEXT
>>222864755Wild BASED POSTER appeared!
>>222864423Doing porn isn't a "no" for you to but a tattoo is?
>>222864828Based only-hands bro. I also tune out when a dildo appears, I want to see her RUB
>>222864367High heels and colorful socks should be worn at least during foreplay
>>222864874Uhh, anon, I meant she needs to be sucking or fucking a real cock or it don’t count
>>222864502>she didn't snag a lifetime plex license years agoLOL
>>222864479Is this worse than recommending that scat girl?
>>222864899Ahh, shame.
>>222864884as long as you concede they come off during
>>222864926Yes, they're also a bit clumsy and may get in the way.
>>222864367it would be gay otherwise
>>222864968you're ok anon
You just don't get this silliness anymore with women directing their own porn videos. You need a huge tit-obsessed pervert like XX-cel behind the camera instructing the women to do stupid humiliating shit that shows their bodies in the most mundane yet lewdly erotic scenarios.
>>222865055>>222864351>>222864683tits too big
