Darth Vader movie coming soon
>>222864589>somehow....vader has returned does star wars have a villain problem?
I guess the popularity of the Darth Vader AI slop convinced them this is a good idea. But the slop videos are at most 10 minutes and deal with a contained Vader ministory. What would a 90 minute story be about?
>>222864589>Disney sees that the prequels gapes the shitquels on their streaming service by viewership>Decides to make terrible fan fiction stories set during that time managing to retroactively ruin it tooYeah, great.
>Folks aren't liking the new stuff, so let's go back to what they want. That's right, the focal character that everyone can't get enough of. Mister Skywalker himself. Darth Vader is back!>...who the fuck's "Luke"?
Jesus fuck just stop, what the fuck is their problem?
Time to whitewash Vader into a tragic hero?
>please give me a job Disney
Star Wars Alternate Universe when
>>222864589Why would they need him? He's not even the voice.
>>222864629>Folks aren't liking the new stuff, so let's go back to what they want.>...who the fuck's "Luke"?they're trying to abandon the sequel era, so they cant use Mark Hamill anymore because he's old. Hayden can hide behind the helmet
>>222864619Im sure Vader did stuff after RoTS, between ANH and Empire, and between Empire and RotJ.Sadly, with Disney involved, everything he did was probably accompanied by sassy black female apprentice that until now no one has heard about. Unless they use that bitch from that stupid Obiwan movie, which they probably will.
>>222864653Doesn't make much sense considering he's not the voice of Darth Vader and he's now twice the age Anakin was when Obi-Wan crippled him. You don't actually need to be telling the truth when you make a tweet about a media property though.
One: Vader needs to talk deep, look angrier, and have access to parallel universes. Two: Whenever Vader's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, 'Where's Lord Vader?'
>>222864700There isn't anything that can carry 90 minutes and not feel like it should've been 30 minutes at most
>>222864589>people only care about pre-sequels stuffDisney really fucked up uh
>>222864589Will they ever start using the EU or just continue using the OG trilogy over and over again?A Kotor 1 and 2 adaptation alone would give them something to film for years
>>222864589.
>>222864794Generationally so >>222864798Please no don't butcher kotr for Disney plus
I'm going to watch it to stick it to the libs.Sorry that upsets you.
>>222864589Get that bag king.
>>222864798>Will they ever start using the EUnever. all of their media is intended to drive people to the real money makers: parks and merch. after designing it to feature the sequel era, they have to commit to that period of galactic history
>semi retires to become a farmer>came back to slop wars for some reasondid all his cattle die or something?
>>222864839Didn't they even change those parks to feature the sequel stuff less
>>222864848I've been to it in Anaheim. They have more costumed characters going around in original trilogy outfits, and have tried to replace some of the small decorations and such but changing it to break away from the sequel trilogy would basically be a full shutdown and do over. This thing also cost them billions, and the primary ride (Rise of the Resistance) would also have to be scrapped.
>>222864794There will be a whole generation of gen alpha trannies who will grow up and say they loved the sequels in a few decades
Just a reminder that James Earl Jones is dead.
STAR WARS I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS
>>222864589>>222864816He's turning into Mel Gibson
>>222864912Nah the millennials were bombarded up their asses with everything Star Wars. The sequels were a mostly movie thing for oldfags.
>>222864912People were saying ten years ago that we'd have them now. There's really nothing for gen alphas to attach themselves to though. They're just bad movies that don't build the universe.
>>222864589>Clones being Onions Greened and/or suicide missioned out of service>Imperial Senate fight to get them citizen status and medical care>KAMINO: 501st Cleanup + Mandolorian trainers for the slow growth/smarter/longer lived clones [ones on Coruscant were fast-grown for the ambush against Grievous' siege, and retarded]>Vader collects as many remaining Kamino Clones into his private 501st army, nominally to hunt Order 66fugees-- but mainly out of hate of the Emperor & Republic use of Slaves [this is the actual sliver of Lightside in Vader]>While putting down Empire resistors and Jedi, Vader's strategically overlooking insurgencies to allow for a Rebellion/former CIS to reconstitute-- he can't take on the Emperor alone.Stitch the above to Clone Commando novel material, easy win (half of The Revenge of the Sith is Revenge of the Mandalorians-- Jango's Hannibal if he got to Rome and sacked it). Vader's pondering WHY DID OBI WAN LEAVE ME TO DIE BURNING BALLS UP IF HE WAS A 'JEDI'? on Mustafar. And the answer is Pride. Anakin's turn reflected poorly on Obi-Wan, and was an immense narcissistic injury. He lost that duel because - in his own way - Obi-Wan betrayed both his friend/brother in arms, and the entire Jedi ethos. Maybe the real Order 66 were the limbs we hacked off of Padawans along the way. This framing IS the content of Luke's choice in the Throne Room-- Obi & Yoda roped Luke into a parricide without apprising him, out of fear that he'd turn. They didn't appreciate their role in turning a child soldier into a Sand People slaying ex-Slave general of a clone slave army. Luke redeeming his heinous mass murdering father never crossed either of their noble Jedi minds.
Gen alpha autists are too retarded for movies and do things like power scaling
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>>222864653The voice is dead now so he's the next best thing
>>222864589They WILL try.
>>222864589I bet most of the people guzzling cum over this hate when Luke shows up because it "makes the universe feel small"
>>222864589>you can make movies about the creation of McDonald's, Hot Cheetos, or Nike but you can't make a movie about the creation of Hooters!!!
>>222865014Wrong thread dingus
>>222864619>What would a 90 minute story be about?Many ways to do it. Pass the torch style (the helmet in this case, I suppose) to a black woman. Make it clear that yes, Anakin was very powerful... but this new black woman with an afro is younger, stronger, and more capable than Anakin was or could have been. The ending is even simpler: a scene with the new Vader defecating on the ashes left behind by Anakin's body.
>>222865014Wrong thread homie but im sure hes glad for the bump
>>222864589Get Jake Floyd and I'm in on disney shit.
>>222864912Doubt it, even young zoomies seem to appreciate the ot and prequels more
>>222864589>star wars is saved
>>222865014I was so disappointed when I learned this wasn't porn
Let me guess, sassy girlyboss emasculates him at some point.
>>222865030Anon, that is the Obi-Wank show where Reva fucks Obi with her force strapon.
>>222864589please no god why please anything but this. please you can make more acolyte that nobody will watch and we'll all call it good this time i promise just DON"T FUCKING MAKE THIS GOD DAMN IT
>>222864629Luke was always the 4th or 5th most popular Star Wars character. Yoda, Vader, Han Solo, Chebacca, Boba Fett, were all much cooler than Luke
>>222864589OH MY HECKING GOODNESS RIGHT IN THE FEELS!
>>222864589It's going to be like the Obi Wan show where Vader will be a mentor figure to some girlboss. That would actually work on paper especially with the Ahsoka paralells.
>>222865095This is what you get for not liking the Acolyte CHUD !NOW WE WILL HAVE VADER WITH A MIXED RACE APPRENTICE WHO CLEARLY HAS MORE TALENT THAN HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>222864700They don’t even do sassy anymore. Just frumpy grumpy mixed race cunts whose whole personality is scowling.
>>222865095Disney is giving this to us if we like it or not anon, now is the time to get lubed. It won't be over until the rape is complete.
we are literally trapped in a fucking time loop GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>222865100No, full power Luke is very popular in the AI slops, possibly even more popular than Vader. Boba Fett has died off after Disney killed him, same with Han Solo.
The Force Unleashed inc
>>222865082It isn't facefucking.com/Facial Abuse?!? That is a shock.
>>222864991Saved for posterity, I'm glad he's getting the bag but Disney is going to ruin the good will towards him.
>>222864643Fuck that. Let's go full blown evil as fuck vader that everyone wants to see. Prime vader where he goes around murdering the fuck out of the straggler jedi
>>222864589imperial march sounds intensify? don't make it woke faggy shit and win.
>>222865136I'm sorry daddy disney please don't do it again i'll be good i promise NO DADDY NO PLEASE NOT THE FULL SHAFT PLEASE GOD
>>222864650>God Emperor Anakin
>>222864701Flashbacks you retard
is star wars the most "wont let shit go" franchise of all time? why cant some stories, characters and settings just end?
>>222864937anakin bashes kikes and niggers? nice
>>222864589I hope the opening scene has darth strangling glup shitto while ahsoka is made to watch
>>222864619>I guess the popularity of the Darth Vader AI slop convinced them this is a good idea.Retards also applauded Rogue One Vader and the shitty Kenobi fight scene
>>222864629>the focal character that everyone can't get enough ofLuke Skywalker was always boring and I pity any kid that idolized him over all the cool Star Wars characters.
>>222865409old bait image but tlj was everybody having verbal diarrhea
>>222865421People never got to see Vader do epic shit, if they fall assbackwards into the Purge Era of Vader, they will get a lot of money out of it but I think most people do not realize they do not actually want to see it, they just think they do. Theory's attempts at making media show how hard it is to do well considering even he is a diehard fanboy and ..honestly his shit sucks. I love the effort he put into it but he needs an editor to check his shit at the door, not unlike his god George Lucas.
>>222865413not just the men
So they'll either use ai to reuse James Earl Jones's voice, get a shitty voice actor to mangle an inpersonation or Hayden will do a bad Vader voice. None of those are good, just let the franchise die.
>>222864589>VaderslopYou can thank the success of Andor for this and any other future SW piece of work. Call it the Andor Effect.
>>222865508they are animals, he just slaughters them as animals and makes sausage
>>222864612hes obviously going to get a standalone movie around the original trilogy, appear in the teamup abeloth thrawn movie and then appear in ep 10
>>222864589What's HIS story!?
>>222865100Actually delusional
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>>222865100yoda, vader, chewie, and fett were never more popular than Luke. Fett is my favorite character but I'm not delusional enough to think he was more popular than luke. This is straight pulled out of your ass.
