[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/tv/ - Television & Film


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


>it's a "suspect thinks the cops will never find him if he just hides at his grandma's house" episode
>>
It probably works sometimes
>>
>>222874536
lol
>>
>>222874536
>it's a Miami or New Orleans episode
You know that case is going cold.
>>
>>222874833
>It's a kansas city episode
>literally nobody cares
>>
>>222875081
>kansas city
>missouri
i hate americans so much
>>
>>222875096
>she's never been to Texas City, Illinois
How embarrassing!
>>
>>222874833
>it's a Tulsa episode
You know they're getting that nigga
>>
>>222875321
Why are tulsaniggas so quick to snitch
>>
>>222874536
I watched one of these episodes one time and there was a vase in my city. Two days later I saw the detective working the case in the show at firehouse subs
>>
>its a suspect agrees to questioning and admits everything for no reason episode
>>
>>222874536
>Suspect gets brought in for questioning
>”I dindu nuffin”
>”We know it was you”
>”Alright get me a menthol and a coke. I’ll tell you how it went down.”
>>
>>222875928
Well, did they find the vase before it got broken? Don’t keep me in suspense here.
>>
>>222876182
No. It was shattered at the restaurant unfortunately
>>
>>222874536
>It's a "suspect thinks he can just drive to the next town less than an hour away until the murder blows over" episode
It's like criminals still think it's the wild west and news of their crime travels by rider, telegraph if they're unlucky.
>>
>>222877357
>2 white men have to spend 80 hours collecting intel
>interviewing 3 dozen uncooperative witnesses and acquaintances
>harassing multiple indifferent businesses for footage
>collecting DNA evidence from 3 crime scenes
>spend 6 hours in court proceedings between police, prosecutors, and a judge
>assemble a paramilitary task force comprised of 10 city, county, and state independent police entities
>drive 5 hours to a major city
>spend 15 hours laying siege to some 95 year old great grandmother's house
>expend 250,000 dollars in tear gas, concussion grenades, armored vehicles, trained attack dogs
>all to drag a 19 year old urban demographic individual from the house for shooting another urban demographic individual in the head over a 25 dollar pair of sneakers
>>
>>222877009
FUCK! I hope it wasn’t expensive!
>>
>>222874552
Yeah honestly, reminder that they only make shows about when they catch the criminal, which is an abysmally low amount.
>>
>>222874536
I remember being so hyped when they did Atlanta, and it sucked.
>>
>>222877450
First 48 will air an episode if they dont catch him. Theyre not just gonna burn the footage. That shit costs money and time.
>>
>>222877357
To be fair, you’d have to be pretty stupid to think you can get away with serious crimes in this day and age. They’re working out new ways to put cameras everywhere. Government probably knows what my naked body looks like more than I do. They got more angles on me in the shower.

The only two real question are:
1) Are you ALLOWED to do that crime?
2) Are YOU allowed to do that crime?

I not, don’t do it, because they’ll catch you. Of course, this is a future hypothetical. The real harsh truth is that prison is just a new age form of eugenics to remove those too stupid to realise that others will still remember what they did yesterday.
>>
>>222877468
It's a lot rarer.
>>
File: 1681946129794477.jpg (72 KB, 715x720)
72 KB JPG
>>222874536
Are there any good detective shows that tackle this format? Its been a minute but I only know of 48 HRs and it I don't think its that good of a show because they censor the suspects and a lot of the time and leave the suspect uncensored.
>>
>>222877535
Just watch bodycam footage. Cops are bigger celebrities than actual celebrities at this point. Bodycams vindicated cops hard.

More people will watch a good body cam footage video than they will a major Hollywood movie. America is free entertainment.
>>
>>222877557
>Just watch bodycam footage.
I dunno man, the only time bodycam footage is good is when there's a chase involved. Other than that, it's just smug cop and mentally ill nutjob while the comment section rim the cops and back the blue/Isreal.
Detective shit is where its at because these motherfuckers are putting their marriages and mental health on the line going after deadbeats.
>>
>>222877611
>the only time bodycam footage is good is when there's a chase involved.
There are at least a few good YT channels that have it all, interesting stories, well edited, well narrated, somewhat unbiased. Obviously not everything is gonna be like a Hollywood drama but there's lots of kino.

>Detective shit is where its at
As you suggest there's not much of that available exactly because they have to censor and withhold a bunch of it. Even if you had open access you couldn't piece together a narrative since much of what happens isn't being filmed, and it happens over weeks or months.
>>
>>222877715
>a few good YT channels
name some you fucking jew
>>
American Justice with Bill Kurtis and Dennis Haysbert is where it's at.
>>
>>222877733
Midwest Safety has some good ones, I thought this was pretty kino:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHDY5e8jwP8
>>
>>222877557
>Bodycams vindicated cops hard.
CRAWL TOWARDS ME!
>>
>>222877467
The Atlanta episode where a cokehead schizo was going around executing homeless people with a revolver was pretty kino.
>>
File: PedroC.jpg (30 KB, 447x447)
30 KB JPG
>>222877780
>Dennis Haysbert
"It's very bad to steal Jobu's rum. VERY BAD."
>>
>>222877494
Less than half of murders go to a conviction, let alone less serious crime, despite the average murderer being a 75 IQ real idiot.
>>
>>222878985
I'd guess that a large portion of unsolved murders occur in neighborhoods that don't talk to the police.



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.