Why?
>>222875064What was this movie even about
He got to nurse on a real tit
>>222875318My wife son movie
>>222875064Cause white guy/black kids. Some people are triggered by that. They get triggered. Like a woman.
Still pretty funny.
>>222875064>twisted fucking psychopath
>>222875318jim had to suck on a big titty and he cried for hours after
>>222875064I feel like this one was beginning of the end of classic Carrey films, still very good though
>>222875416desu, the kids were cool, but the whole situation was vile.
>>222875432He adored his sons and they adored him.Movie has SOVL.
>>222875518It's beautiful. And people who are of the mindset that "If they're not your blood they're not worth anything" should kill themselves. Or they're actual Vampires. In which case I guess I get it.
>>222875477It literally was the last JIM CARREY MOVIE!! People that weren’t around for it back then will never know what going to see a Jim Carrey movie was like. You 100% knew you were going to laugh your ass off and that the film was going to be an instant classic. This one felt tired. It was good, but it lost a lot of steam halfway through.
>>222875551Personally, I would dumped the little spooks first chance I got but it made for funny movie.
>>222875551Yes, movies real do make impossible and unrealistic situations seem beautiful. People with a mindset of using Movies as an example of reality and how people should behave should kill themselves. They're actual retards but too stupid to realize it.
THIS RAGE I CAN NOT LET GO
>>222875397he bottled all of his trauma instead of dealing with his feelings, so he had a schizophrenic break and created an alter ego that was a total asshole
>>222875464His dick was crying maybe
do boys really
>>222876149You just grab of bit of tp and hold it over your pee hole so it flows down into the bowl, no prob
>>222876149jesus was this clip captured from VHS
>>222876149It catches me off guard pretty often. Going for my morning piss and the moment I start, the piss stream blasts the toilet lid and drips down under the seat where you connect it to the bowl.
>>222876242I hit the wall behind the toilet like a month ago. it was so hard to get back there and wipe it up
>>222876149I just sit down with my ass way towards the back of the seat. Unlike these nerds I don't fail to notice I have a juicy hard cock.
Nah, it’s kino Jim and the third funniest Farrelly Bros. film right behind Kingpin.
>>222875064haha how humiliating and awful haha poor Jim
>>222877493the question is: did he really suck on her titty, or was it CG or prosthetics
>>222877516it was real, all of it
why'd they make his cock so big
>>222876149Either sit or piss in the shower
>>222877516He tasted milk. He thought it was a prosthetic so he went to town like it was a real titty. WHOOPS.
>I HEAR YOU ARE SINGING A SONG FROM THE PAST *proceeds to shoot a cow 9 times*kino
>>222875064Jim carreys going to die soon, Jim carreys going to die soon. There is nothing yall can do about it.
>>222875064this is not the cable guy...?
>>222875463Thats just Carrey irlMay the STDs kill his miserable ugly ass
>>222878378No that roles even CLOSER to his true personality of a crazed harassing stalker who gets off on your discomfort and misery.
>>222875416He loved those boys.
>>222877516Apparently he sucked on her titty. She'd done nude stuff before so wasn't bothered by it and wanted him to get on with it but he got flustered and embarrassed and kept apologising to her.
>>222876149lifehack, just piss in the sink while the water's running.
>>222875432/pol/tards usually have too much cheese on their tacos
>>222876149>>222876242by the time I'm on the toilet my morning wood has already gone away so this was never really an issue for me past being a teenager
>>222876149I don’t get it
>>222877516You can see stretch marks on her tit when he pulls back
Movie is kino. So many good Carrey faces. If there was any humiliating ritual, Hollywood probably forced Peter Farrelly to make Green Book.
>>222875582dont forget bruce almighty like 2 years later
>>222879408the virgins who replied think he has morning wood, but when you have sex you tend to piss pretty wild the next time you go, because your urethra was just getting a workout and there could be some leftover blockage in there etc.
>>222877516IIRC she was basically a softcore porn actress, hired because she was ok with having her titty sucked on film>hard cuts to jim carrey crashing the guy's car into a barbershop with a huge milk mustache
>>222875432So this is ths new play huh "nooo saaar it is the chuds that are the annoying ones". I've seen variations of you're post all over now.
>>222880561yeah chuds definitely aren't annoying shitting up every thread with their persecution complex
>>222875412It was literally a fake tit.
>>222878887It's not about morning wood, he had sex all night, piss is stickier and bottled up, goes kind of crazy. It's what he asks her when he is wrapped in the shower curtains, then it's revealed he also had a huge dildo in his ass throughout which I imagine makes things worse, but I can't attest to it from experience.
>>222880561Pajeets are more likely to be right wing LARPers though.
>>222880561huge swathes Chud accounts originated in India lmao, thanks for outting them all elon.Anyway you fucks are worse than bronies since you won't stay in your gay baby jail containment board. So fuck em
>>222875064you wanna start me up? just open the choke and pull the cord. im due for a seismic event and you're dancin on the fault line
Make this edit with real vs impostor Jim Carrey
>>222875064is this the movie where he calls the albino "a giant q-tip"?Been looking for that movie forever
>>222877493She should have played stiflers mom
Whatever to the actress playing Irene?
>>222883070I know her from Dirty Work and 2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place. I guess she went back to TV.
>>222875064This movie signaled the turning of America from comfy into a Zio nightmare. Cable Guy retained a dash of originally being a Chris Farley dark comedy, but MM&I had a singular meanspiritedness that normies could sense at a primal level. Something about the scheming combination of Freudian psycho psychology combined with typical Jewish scatalogical yuks, with the glee the directors took in deliberately subverting Carrey's streak and white fans was "mask off," the tag line is their own projection, just add illustrated mental explosions foreshadowing 9/11 onto the two towers of his face in the poster.
>>222875891That's not schizophrenia tho, that's MK Ultra trauma, they were pushing the split personality meme so much then. Erika Kirk is like their Moana Lisa.
>>222877493Jim looks old, depressed and slightly criminal here. It's like seeing Paul Reubens mug shot. Coke habit?
>>222878365he'll die before they shoot grinch 2 imho. they're forcing him to make it.
>>222881756Yup, guys name is something on the nose. Whitey, I think.
>>222875064>>222875416But it gave us this e/b/in mene xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYmgNYwkfsI
>>222875432>black kidsewww
>>222883070>>222883879Shannon Whirry. Happy faps, lads.
>>222879775>Nah nah nah-nah nah! We're gonna rock you!
>>222876149This isn't a morning wood piss. Sometimes gunk gets caught up in there, likely dried up semen, and you get an unpredictable spray sometimes. Sometimes you get two streams.It's more of a reason why guys should make a habit of sitting to pee.
>>222883980>This movie signaled the turning of America from comfy into a Zio nightmare. Cable Guy retained a dash of originally being a Chris Farley dark comedy, but MM&I had a singular meanspiritedness that normies could sense at a primal level. Something about the scheming combination of Freudian psycho psychology combined with typical Jewish scatalogical yuks, with the glee the directors took in deliberately subverting Carrey's streak and white fans was "mask off," the tag line is their own projection, just add illustrated mental explosions foreshadowing 9/11 onto the two towers of his face in the poster.This guy gets it
