This literally happened to me yesterday btw

Women can be ultra horny too

>>222875415
she misses college and the row parties

>>222875415
He ate his scrapple first

>>222875415
That woman is extremely ugly. Take the hair away and she looks like a man.

Sometimes pure animal instinct just takes over. It happened to me at a resort I stayed in for a wedding. I saw an incredibly hot woman on the beach and we just had what I can only describe as an instant gravitational pull. We teased with pure body language for 10 minutes before she snuck away from her husband and we banged in my room. It was the absolute hottest, most primal sex I ever had and I still think about it when I bang my now wife.

>>222877127
>snuck

>>222875415
I refuse to believe you losers can't get pussy. It's embarrassing

>>222875415
before norwood I had this happen.

>>222877765
I can't get laid by the diner waitress within 20 seconds of "meeting" her
Guess I'm not nearly drunk and charming enough

>>222875415
She's a dumpy 3.

>>222877127
>Sometimes
For me it's never.

>>222875415
I felt it was unnecessary for them to do a 5 second long closeup of just her butthole and the guys nuts during the sex scene

>>222877765
You underestimate how pathetic I am.

>>222877765
>It's embarrassing
No shit

>>222875415
McNutty was too powerful so they had to nerf him in seasons 4 and 5. Last time I did a Wire rewatch I just pretended 4 and 5 didn't exist. 5 everyone hated at the time but 4 is also dogshit, I realized this after the Obama haze has worn off

>>222875415
>five minutes

no there was a time skip

>>222875415
Do you also think everything in Dickens novels could happen lmao
It's called fiction for a reason.

>>222877127
subhuman baboons belong in a zoo.