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>be Brad Shitt
>Career going down the drain and start drinking again
>Maddox is succeeding with assistant director jobs on path to being power player in Hollywood
Seems like Maddox's star is on the rise and he is learning how to thrive in Hollywood. Should Brad Shitt get one more movie just as a send off after Time in Hollywood or are you ready to just bin him and see what Maddox has got for us?
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>>222878364
nepo baby with race card and with a free palestine lunatic mother.
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In fact, the suits at this cunthole of a place should put me and the lads in charge of /tv/. We would fuck all you cunts so hard, and restore /tv/ to such glory, that the DJ didn't was if paper-plates.
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>>222878364
Brad Pitt won.

Teenage Sex starring Amanda Fix is the highest rated horror movie of 2026
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Did they fuck??
Why did brad loose his shit with him and is this lil cunt so smug??
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>>222878414
>free palestine lunatic mother
wtf i love angelina now rabbi
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>>222878364
It's over for Brad and Maddox is on his way to the top. Soon Maddox will be a top director while Brad Shitt will be taking a Shitt on the toilet drinking his alcohol like he did during most of Maddox's childhood....
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>>222878364
hopefully Angelina scrifice him for palestine.
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>>222878399
You are off topic in an on topic thread.
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>>222878414
at least she's right about that one thing.
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>>222878414
>>222878458
>>222878480
>>222878505
This isn't a politics thread.
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>>222878414
>>222878480
my brother in christ, we are all free palestine
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>>222878364
>he was born in 2001
>she adopted him in 2002
>her mom died in 2007
Come on now
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>>222878399
300+ posts unless it get derailed with political faggotry and the side the Janny likes loses?
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Brownoid only got those jobs because he's an adopto-nepo.
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>>222878935
>her mom died in 2007
January 2007 btw, not even a month into the year
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>>222878947
Angelina Jolie is also a massive nepo
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What matters is the work Maddox does at the end of the day. Not whether Angelina Jolie was also famous.
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>>222878437
Opinion discarded.
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>>222878414
lol no wonder her career is dead.
based jews
keep thumbing her down
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>>222878364
Can we keep it moving hollywood?
let that old hag Angelina gst raped by palestinians.
we need new fresh starlets
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>>222879625
Not a bad sentiment but Maddox does seem to be a fresh new talent. I expect his debut feature in the next two years. Perhaps a horror to rival Obsession?
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>>222879639
by fresh I mean hot girls with big titties and not smol dick asians
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>>222878478
Hi, Maddox. Throw a few frogs into your first big film as a tribute to us, ok?
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At the end of the day the cream rises to the top. We will all see what Maddox has to offer.
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Luna bros...we are eatin good..
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>>222879978
Bruce Lee would have kicked Brad Shitt's ass in real life.
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>>222880105
stfu chink
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>>222880177
Fuck you. How bout that?
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>>222880237
chink, gook, zipperhead
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>>222878478
So Maddox, did Brad do anything besides be an alcoholic? Lots of dad's are alcoholics. Did he molest you all too?
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>>222880312
Oh fuck off already.
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oh-uh chinkie meltie
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>be maddox jolie
>have weak, subpar genes
>have a receding hairline at 14
>never knew my real parents
>stepdad is considered the most handsome man on the planet
>my younger stepsister is blonde and has blue eyes
>i can't stand being a bald incel anymore, gonna make my move
>stepdad cockblocks me
>i tell mom he beat me and she tries to destroy his life
>she fails, but at least he's out of the way now and mom actually encourages me to molest my privileged stepsister
>some obese incel on 4chan makes a thread about me but posts a pic of my stepbrother
>I don't get no respect, I tells ya
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>>222878364
His adoption was illegal and therefore null and void. He should be deported back to Cambodia immediately.
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>>222880105
Maybe, but chuck norris will kill bruce lee
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>>222881609
Chuck Norris was a good fighter.
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>>222878440
>Why did brad loose his shit?

Because he was constipated?
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>>222881541
Make a formal report to ICE.
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>>222879978
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>>222878364
>i actually talked with my child once that was a lovely moment hopefully maybe we will talk again in the future
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>>222878928
I am not. I want the Holy Land returned to Christendom and all those semitic squatters send back to the deserts.
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>>222878437
>highest rated
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brad's a real nigga surrounded by psychos
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why do his kids hate him so much?
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>>222878928
>"my brother in christ"
>actually hates Christianity and when he isn't actively shitting on the faith, he's trying to manipulate Christians into blindly following his progressive leftroon views
Maybe capitalize the son of God's name next time, "Lilith."
>i-its just a meme!
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>>222881676
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What was angelina doing on her bed with her 2 asian adopted sons, when Brad open up the door of the bedroom and found them there?
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>>222878420
keyed. too many instagram zoomers, trans, leftists, ugly women, and neochuds on my 2026 /tv/. remember when the jannies would let us have hours of unmoderated /tv/ just for laughs? fuck
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>>222881665
Done and done. Now you make one.
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>>222880105
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I kind of want to become the next brad pitt and revive kino and show young men how to live
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>>222882253
The "gaijin seat" is in between all the jap girls who are lusting over him.
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>>222882307
why are they so insecure?
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>>222878364
These are all things his mom got for him, Maria, Couture. No one in any kid of power position in Hollywood besides his mother is giving this kid a second thought. He has his bachelors in biochemistry from some South Korean international school. It’s all vanity degrees and vanity projects, nothing matters.

>Let’s do Maria and Couture, Maddox.

>Ok.

That’s not thriving, that’s living as a slave to your mom. She already almost gaslit the other kid into becoming FTM over Angelina’s weird, conditional, hypocritical, DEI love. They need to escape from her and thrive on their own, not double down and become her tiny servants.
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>>222878440
Did anyone else hear this version: one of the adopted ones kept trying to fuck one of the bio ones. Brad was trying to stop it, Angelina was like, “It’s fine, all children do it, I did it with my brother,” and he felt disgusted and went and had a drink over it.

That adds another important layer to Angelina’s depravity, and Brad being stuck in this bad choice. Angelina Jolie is an evil succubus, she tried to ruin her bio daughter’s life by trying to guilt her into becoming FTM, she accused Brad of beating her and saying he was mostly sober (lying and trying to destroy him by suggesting to the public that the “real” Brad beats women and does it sober).

It sounds like Angelina runs a weird house of horrors, not like she’s taking over for Audrey Hepburn. She got the most visible mastectomy scars on purpose for the attention first, social awareness second. She doesn’t know that because she thinks being “edgy” inherently means she’s “woke,” but all of that together just suggests she suffers from some severe narcissistic misconception that money will probably insulate her from ever having to address… in this life.
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>>222882656
you sound like foid with all your gossip
get a life bro
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>>222882692
Watergate got a president impeached. This may just be Brad Pitt to you, but Maddox, your mom needs to be held socially accountable for being a psycho coose. She’s not a role model. And you’re your mother’s slave.
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>>222878364
Go back to plebbit, loser.
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>>222878935
if you're not autistic you can remember when you were 5.
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>>222878437
>Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

...What the fuck even is that title? I've seen this gay shit spammed here and every time I cringe.

I know this won't be a fun campy 80s "B" movie with tits and blood like your unbelievably tone deaf and retarded attempt at baiting and switching me with faggoty title implies.

...And the title is so fucking gay, it sounds like it came out of retarded women or absolute California fag midwits who think they're so much smarter than everyone else and they're going to midwit psyop us into some faggot bullshit film that's going to subvert our expectations or whatever the fuck in their midwit faggoty brains.

Also modern media is only a woke religion exporter. That's all these faggots make and that's all these faggots are capable of making. So this unbelievably fake and gay movie title is again a fucking midwit attempt at a bait and switch since this movie is incapable of being anything other than typical faggot bullshit.

What the fuck are these fucking faggots even trying to do? And who would give these absolute midwits the money to make this gay shit?
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>>222878364
> >Career going down the drain
Eh, F1 did very well last year. WTF you talking about
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Angelina Jolie is still very attractive to me.
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>>222878364
>on Sept. 14, 2016, Jolie, Pitt and their six children were traveling from the winery, Chateau Miraval, to Los Angeles.
>“Pitt’s aggressive behavior started even before the family got to the airport, with Pitt having a confrontation with one of the children. After the flight took off, Jolie approached Pitt and asked him what was wrong,” the filing says. “Pitt accused her of being too deferential to the children and verbally attacked her.”
>Later, it says, “He pulled her into the bathroom and began yelling at her. Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall.”
>One of the children, who were between 8 and 15 years old at the time, verbally defended Jolie, the countersuit says, and Pitt lashed out.
>“Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow,” the filing says. “The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face.”
>The document says he subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children.
>It included a photo of a bruise on Jolie’s elbow and a “rug-burn type injury” on her hand. In it she said that she had seen Pitt have two to three drinks, but said he appeared articulate and not intoxicated.
>The investigators met with federal prosecutors, and “It was agreed by all parties that criminal charges in this case would not be pursued due to several factors,” the report says.
>Brad Pitt told Angelina Jolie one of her children 'looked like a fucking Columbine kid'
>Pitt had also allegedly taken Jolie to the back of the plane, grabbed her shoulders and shook her while yelling, 'You're fucking up this family
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>>222878414
nigger we free palestine first, then manhattan
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>>222882158
Christendom is semitic you absolute giga retard.
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His white kids all hate him too btw
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>>222878364
marrying angelina was the biggest mistake he ever made. literally marrying some washed up whore after she got rough fucked and pussy destroyed by a man named fucking Billy Bob is retarded, especially if she wants to go full retard and adopt some little brownies that will never go anywhere in life except for being ugly stupid retarded nepo cunts. he should be a warning for every man in hollywood, never marry a woman who is deeply woke no matter how hot or sexy she is
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>>222886047
She'd already started adopting the thirdies before they got married. It's not as if there weren't clear warning signs and because of this I have absolutely no sympathy for him.
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My family growing up fell apart like this, at least the Pitt's are all millionaires so money wont be a problem. But I feel sympathy for all involved, including Brad.
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>>222882656
Anon needs to lay off the tabloids and gossip rags
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>>222887303
your family fell apart because your mother started adopting brown kids like they are pokemons?
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>>222887387
Angelina literally did nothing wrong.
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>>222878364
Maddox will never be a power player. He'll always be a faggot and his only girlfriends are his brother and sisters and his sagging ass mom
Also you're a faggot briton. We can tell. You need to be executed
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>>222878414
Even if Palestinians are rats, Free Palestine is important. Jews should face final termination from their crimes.
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>>222880105
>5'5", 140 lb chink can beat up a 6' gigachad
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>>222878414
>free palestine lunatic mother.
Calm down. I can only get so hard.
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>>222878364
At the end of the day Brad will be known as the cool guy from fight club and Angelina will be know as the psycho witch who ran around the world snatching kids and trooning out her biological offspring
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>Maddox
How do protestants come up with names like this?
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>>222882250
>t. seething Israeli
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>>222878478
Shut up faggot. Your bait isn't funny and you aren't funny. Someone should slit your throat
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>>222882321
You wanna be some Jew’s cock sleeve?
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I believe that jews have the right to exterminate arabs from the face of the Earth.
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>>222886016
Cause they are ugly af compared to their parents. Often parents envy their kids youth and vitality but in scenarios like these where the kids know they have no shot of filling their parents footsteps the kids become the resentful ones. They experience the benefits of their parents God given abilities growing up with all the money and are left wondering how none of those genes managed to combine in a way that made something decent.



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