ha ha can you imagine?
7 more months boyos
>>222880035Literally had this hours ago.
>>222880035this must be the scariest horror film to straight white men
>>222880035Just turned 33.
The existence of 40-year-old virgins is partly women's responsibility.
I don't have to imagine>turning 52 in December>been impotent for the last 10 years>hope well and truly no longer exists
>>222880080Damn, I hit 42 last month, sure as fuck hope I'm not still here at your age, pop.>>222880071*Wholly women's responsibility.
>>222880100DON'T FORGET.YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.
>>222880035I literally cant understand this. How can you be a virgin after 20 is beyond me. I literally have sex 4 times a week with my wife and even more if we are on the mood. I cannot imagine not having sex for 40 FUCKIN YEARS
No one ever makes jokes about 30-year-old virgins being wizards anymore, I wonder why
>>222880116Wife? what are you a mormon?
>dude just settle down with an used up roastie with kidsGoy propaganda.
>>222880116Good 4 u bro
>>222880116I got diddled as a kid, so it was basically over then. Glad you're a functional, lovable human being though, dude, kudos.
>50 year old virgin
High Fantasy done right.
>>222880125use to be an absurd idea, now most users of this site are 30-45 year old millennials and realize that they are never going to change
The only way somone is a virgin after 20 is because they're lazy, especially if they're aware that prostitutes are an option too. Banging an escort takes the minimum amount of effort. If you don't want to do that then you just have to be not fat, lower your standards, and try your chances with any broad in close proximity. It takes a bit more effort sure, but it's not the existential life or death battle spergs on here make it out to be.
>>222880125It's like the Highlander, there's a finite pool of wizard powers distributed among the virgins over 30. When there were relatively few of them, the wizards were mighty and capable. Now that there's more of them then ever before the power each has is negligible.
>>222880116>im a normiefuck off
it wasnt supposed to be a documentary
>>222880142Lucky bastard.
>>222880071>women would rather scroll their phones the whole night than approach the averge pussyless /tv/cel they find attractive
Based on anecdotal evidence I’m assuming it’s rare to find a woman who doesn’t prefer indirect communication and/or always waits for the guy to reach it first. Either way there’s no point in bothering with them. This world is fucked now and most humans are only even around today because of moribund social structures and institutions e.g. marriage which was more common in a time before shit went to fuck.
So happy I've had about ten threesomes, soooo much pussy in the last two years or so wow lord Jesus jeez
>>222880071But anon we wanted to have sex with you. We were waiting outside every weekend. You never showed up :(
>>222880131>an usedYou're a brown esl lol
>>222880080How did you become impotent at only 42?
>>222880545Type-2 diabetes. Cut back on your sugar, kids, or your dick will go soft.
>>222880184I'd rather remain a virgin than paying for a prostitute or lowering my standards.
>>222880436You should have invited me. I could have helped you, man.
>Another LARP thread where anons pretend to be impossibly old virgins againIs it some kind of fetish thing?
I am a 26 years old virgin but I don't want to pay for a prostitute.
>>222880599Eventually you'll realize that you're never going to bang a 9/10 instagram model or a 9/10 cute zoomer bitch, you'll just want pussy. I'm projecting here but if you're serious about having sex, then you'll compromise like most people. Once I actually had sex, my standards actually lowered because any sex is better than no sex. It's actually quite liberating in a way. Only big no no is fat chicks. I don't care about personal baggage because I don't care for long term relationships.
I'm already there. I might as well finish life untouched at this point.
It's just not something I ever think about. Dunno why.
>>222880864>going for flawless victorybased
just go outside! just be handsome!
>>222880142>I got diddled as a kidNice were they hot?
how can you tell if the prostitute you're seeing likes you genuinely or is faking it?
>>222880897Maybe, he was very hairy.
what's so special about pussy?
>>222880893>just go outside!Ok, I go outside. Should I just approach random women?
>>222880911Do you same way you do with a real girlfriend
>you know how i know your gay? because you went to /tv/ to talk about how you never had sex
>>222880914You got yettied
>>222880921Next step, chill out broEnjoy the outdoors
>>222880035That's literally meCouldn't even get it up to a whore
>>222880911Always assume it's fake, but it honestly shouldn't even matter. Really the only way to actually tell if they genuinely like you is if they want to spend time with you outside of "buisness hours".
Test
5 years away
>get bullied as a kid>it'll be ok, in highschool i'll have lots of friends and a girlfriend>get bullied as a teenager>it'll be ok, as an adult i'll have lots of friends and a girlfriend>get bullied and fired from multiple jobs as an adultin all fairness, you kind of just reach a point where you completely let go and there's a kind freedom in no longer trying to be human. you realise that for whatever reason, you're just a very weird and unpleasant person to be around (probably touched by the 'tism).
>>222880995Cute girl
>>222880210>having wife and sex>normieWhat?
>>222880186>then
>>222880035>2 years
>>222880067me two
>>222880116things that never happened for 500
>>222880352>opens her phone to check the weather in multiple citiesbased autistic belly babe
I'm a born again incel, I haven't had sex in 6 years.
>>222880911It's literally their job to fake it and you should be fine with it.
>>22288006735 here
>>222880580what do you mean by 'impotent'? you can't get hard? not even with anal stimulation?
>>222880035I wish I was a virgin. Now I am embarrassed to have sinned before marriage
>>222880780Hahaha what a bunch of markers lmaooooo
>>222881247The thread was good until this shit.
We have this same thread every single fucking day. Why do you incel losers come to a board for television and film of all places to cry about your pathetic lives. Not as if making this same shitty thread a hundred more times is going to get you a girlfriend.
>>222881305coming here and crying about incels isn't gonna get you a girlfriend either
>>222881305>shitty thread a hundred more times is going to get you a girlfriend.What if a femanon sees this thread? She might date me.
All women are whores
>>222881305>Why do you incel losers come to a board for television and film of all places to cry about your pathetic lives.Because television and film make a huge deal about virgins. See OP's pic.
>>222881247You don't belong here
>>222881305Cautionary tale, I tell anons they don't have to end up fucking their hand for another 30 years like me.
>>222881247fuck off normalfag
>>222880599Turn brown and go for 3s
>>222881608I don't play basketball though
>>222880995Based acceptance actualization Must feel good manHave a cat mrme
>>222881247Kill yourself normie
>>222881624start
>>222880035just over 3 years to go.
>>222881624Brown isn't just black, turn into a beaner, do burnouts, pick strawberries and fuck fat ugly women
>>222881681>must feel goodYeah it feels real good knowing you slipped through all the cracks in the worst way and became the living embodiment of murphy's law.
>>222880080Try masturbating and see how much you want to have sex afterwards.
>>222881852And you have come out with self awarness. You have proven you have the power to see yourself as yourself and from other prospectives and possibilites. Now you just need a reason to use that power
>>222880184fucking a prostitute does not remove your virginity
>>222881903How about fucking a dominatrix prostitute?
>>222881920That only removes half your virginity i'm afraid.
>>222881887Yeah no, failure isn't a superpower lmao.
>>222880066Holy guacamole
>male virgin
>>222881935Everything can be a "superpower", as you call it, you only need to try something with it. Self awareness is an advantage. Find a reason to use it
>>222881305just posting about a movie dudebut also cause it's nice to be among peers who can relate
>>222880142Same
